Family Guy - Season 7 Edit

A

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

A clear and present danger to the United States!

A devastating surprise attack by the Japanese at Pearl Harbor.

A dry sponge is a happy sponge.

A few times I've been around that track

A G

A knight without armor in a savage land

A little tiny guy. Gotta go all the time.

A little.

A load in his pants while he's looking at it.

A lot of people do, and a lot of people are sorry.

A lot of people says Stacy's no good

A Minotaur with Sean Connery's head?

A monkey would be a refreshing step up from you!

A monkey would talk less!

A month went by before Andy said two words to somebody.

A pack of murderers and thieves

A place where they will never find

A plum? What is this, 1986?

A pomtini. It's a pomegranate martini.

A prison is an environment which requires the highest level of discipline.

A promise I made to a friend that I had to keep.

A raffle ticket, Brian. But not just any raffle ticket.

A raft? We're not sinking. We're crashing!

A small business owner, tends to whine a lot, kind of a hypochondriac.

A soul crushing divorce, and a never ending custody battle,

A victory which surprised even his peers,

A woman of that caliber should be married to a king.

A yellow piece of paper?

A. Don't ever listen to me talk. You don't deserve my words

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! I've been working on a new movie, and it's great. Toss me a rope.

Aah! What the fuck? Why would you do that?

Aah! What the hell is the matter with you? Outside. Outside now.

About four young boys who went looking for a dead body

About how much you liked High School Musical 2

About the new format change as I am.

About which I do not care very much.

About you not bearing me a son.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely, that's really how I feel.

Absolutely. They're hypocrites.

Absolutely. This party will give you a chance to get to know everybody..

Accessory to murder.

Actually we could call Quagmire and Cleveland.

Actually, I got you two of them: My right ear and my left ear.

Actually, I'm not even joking about that.

Actually, Mrs. Griffin, caviar spoons are carved from bone.

Actually, my dad passed away four years ago.

Actually, would you mind tuning it to 97.1?

Actually, yeah, I do have a problem with that

Adam, we have been over and over this. There is nothing under your bed.

After an all new Shovin'Buddies.

After tomorrow, they will.

Again, Peter? You have a wife, you know.

Ah, ah! Sir, sir! Your employee is exposing himself to me!

Ah, Bonny, I'm so happy for you.

Ah, hey, stop!

Ah, if you don't like starfish you're gonna be mad about what I just did.

Ah, ooh, ooh, ow, ow, ow!

Ah, Stewie, my baby!

Ah, sweetie, I'm so glad you're all right.

Ah, ta da ta da, like this in the back room. What the fuck it is with you?

Ah, thank God!

Ah, there we go!

Ah, very good, sir. And for you?

Ah, you're in for it now, buddy. I've got like five fish coming to help.

Ah, you're kidding. We'll go together better than Hannity and Colmes.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Another day of being huge. Good morning, guns of...

Ah! Good for you! And how was it?

Ah! I was just messing with you, man! You can do whatever you want.

Ah! There's one now.

Aha!

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahh, it's good to let the old midsection breathe.

Al Cowling said it would be so

Alan, it's me again.

All aboard for the Grand Canyon!

All he does is eat pies off the high counter.

All I'm saying is that in the episode "Relics," when Scotty rematerialized

All I'm saying is what if this is as good as it gets?

All of a sudden you realize you're feeling something, too.

All right and the actual retail price of the dining room said is

All right boys, pack up the do(?) and get out of there.

All right guys, the best thing you can do for your body after a massage

All right now, next up we get the comedy style, it's Kim Li Song, give it up.

All right, Brian. Your family's here to bail you out.

All right, Carter. I finished cutting together our anti pot video.

All right, Chrissy. Here we go.

All right, Cleveland, you're all clear to enter the vault.

All right, come on in.

All right, come on. Let's get inside that lab.

All right, episode one, "What the Duck?" Take one.

All right, everybody got your bowling shoes?

All right, everybody, let's go!

All right, everybody, off we go!

All right, family. The wait is over.

All right, Fox News auditions, take one.

All right, good so far.

All right, good. Now let's give you a pencil thin douchebag beard.

All right, hang on. I gotta go to the bathroom first.

All right, here we go. '"Handiquacks, episode one, scene one. "

All right, I think we're all in agreement. I'm in charge here.

All right, I'll be honest with you.

All right, I'll do it.

All right, I'll say it.

All right, I'll see you at dinner.

All right, I'm gonna try something else.

All right, I'm putting our names in

All right, Jillian, since I'm giving you away on your wedding day,

All right, Joe, we're here.

All right, Joe. Can you hear me?

All right, let's spend many hours on this. All right, the main duck, what's his name?

All right, lights out, ladies.

All right, look. Just put them down and use your fists.

All right, men. This is Harry the homosexual

All right, Mr. Griffin. We're gonna inject you...

All right, mrs. Swanson, you're doing fine.

All right, names, names, names. Come on now.

All right, Omar, your word is candy.

All right, Omar, your word is candy.

All right, on three, we'll make for the closest U boat.

All right, party people. Please clear the dance floor

All right, Peter, if you spell your next word correctly, you'll win the competition.

All right, Peter, Quagmire, start the diversion.

All right, Peter, this is it.

All right, Peter, you can bring this stupid birds.

All right, Peterson, two things are gonna happen here.

All right, Quagmire, bring them over here.

All right, Stewie. We're gonna get you nice and pumped up.

All right, Stewie. Your dad's gonna help you learn how to be a man.

All right, Suzie. What have you brought in for Show and Tell?

All right, then I think we're gonna have to expect nothing.

All right, there it is. Stay close to me.

All right, they're done! Time to eat!

All right, we got a ball game.

All right, we'll go get him.

All right, what'd you do to yourself, Quagmire?

All right, what's... What's the worst that could happen?

All right, where's the CEO office.

All right, you girls ready?

All right, you two are gonna have to leave.

All right, Your Majesty.

All right?

All right? There was no attempt to get near the toilet.

All right. All right, Mr. King, sir. You win.

All right. All right. I have an idea.

All right. All the pieces are there. Somebody make something out of that.

All right. Come on, guys. We're going to Quagmire's.

All right. I don't know... Am I blue or am I red?

All right. I have come up with a design

All right. If I'm gonna be seen with you, we have to do something about that look.

All right. Let's try that one again.

All right. Let's try this again.

All right. On a normal night in a Pewterschmidt mansion there might be as much as 6 million dollars in a vault alone.

All right. The cat's gotta be in here.

All right. Uh oh.

All right. Well, if you like movie trivia, I got one that'll stump you. Ahh...

All that matters is that you beat the leprechauns.

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the time all the way

All these landmarks are based on possibly outdated observations.

All you got to do is finish third grade and you'll get that promotion.

All you got to do is make an impassioned anti pot speech in public.

All you have to do is publicly come out against pot.

Allright, come on Stewie, you can write a song. How hard could it be.

Almost as much as I hate homeless people asking me for money.

Almost as much as I hated my overly sensitive car alarm.

Alright, maybe I'll have one.

Although I do possess the necessary descriptive powers.

Although I will say it was an awful lot of fun.

Am I doing an interview? Shut up and get a ladder or something

Am I the only one getting a boner right now?

America.

An anonymous source has the answers.

An awful lot.

An old black guy, a crippled and a pervert.

An oversized Armani suit and an oversized, cheap windbreaker

And a bus came along and hit them all

And a five, and a six and a seven

And a hand drawn map titled "This Is Where We'll Hide the Body. "

And a one, two, three, four

And all the juice is being collected underneath?

And all those months I was sailing for the New World,

And also a dead body.

And also said "A great piano will fall on me".

And Andy's farts never made a sound again.

And as for you, O.J., we don't want you here either.

And as much as I still have a great deal of love for you...

And away we go.

And besides, Brian, the evidence is all right in front of your nose.

And boom goes the dynamite.

And bringing up the rear but still in the race is 'Til Death.

And Britney backed over her 7 month old

And by laughing at other people's sexuality

And by the way, sorry, I ate that last piece of pie you were saving for yourself.

And C. You actually like High School Musical?

And came out clean on the other side.

And Chris Griffin. Oh, my God! I can smell him from here.

And comment on the meat while I'm cooking it?

And committed his first **** when he was 10,

And even this guy.

And even though I'm the only character in this movie who's not a criminal,

And even though this Iraqi veteran lost his hands,

And even went on to create a wheelchair type rugby game

And eventually we all went our separate ways.

And fondled you while you were asleep.

And for the gentlemen?

And from then on, Lady Redbush and Griffin Peterson lived

And gas prices have hit a 14 year high

And get ready for the most splendiferous pudding pop you have ever seen!

And go drunk driving together?

And Griffin and Lady Redbush continued to flourish happily in the colony of Quahog,

And Griffin Peterson is riding to the home of his beloved.

And guess what? There's a toll in the hall now.

And hasn't come back out yet.

And he definitely boned Lauren last night.

And he stepped into that box there

And he's already got the suitcase.

And heavy rains flooded the east side of Pittsburgh

And her name is Bitch Duck.

And here I was looking forward to a nice day of golf...

And here to sing a romantic ballad is the one and only Sting

And here's the baby...

And I am hoping to pass the news on to you!

And I bet you that the real answer to the nature of our existence

And I can't figure out if it's a bug bite or dry skin.

And I can't just be on my guard for the rest of my life.

And I didn't realize it until it was too late.

And I don't have the credit for a bank loan.

And I don't know whether I should get the salmon or the Snausages.

And I don't need that.

And I even commissioned an oil painting for your author's photo.

And I got you this bag of weed.

And I have nothing to show for it. My book's a bomb.

And I just hate to see people hating and killing each other

And I know another way we can take advantage of this.

And I know exactly how to do that, Brian.

And I mean white white. So no Italians, no Polish.

And I promise they'll accept you.

And I promise you'll be able to understand all the words,

And I promise, I'll never betray you again.

And I said, "Frieda, you've spelled Tom's name wrong.

And I said, "Frieda, you've spelled Tom's name wrong.

And I still love you, Loretta.

And I swear to God, you let me out of here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again.

And I think I know just what to do

And I think it's important for all of you to hear his inspiring message

And I think... I think I wanted to the other day but I couldn't find you.

And I thought I'd come by and ask you a little question.

And I told you, Tim, we would see how the evening plays out.

And I want more of those days.

And I want to be there when you die giving birth to it

And I want to write something more serious.

And I was wondering if I could read it, then kill you if I hate it?

And I will see the Keaton family next week.

And I will, um

And I'll never see them coming. No, I won't.

And I'll tell you something about Dean Martin.

And I'm a little scared.

And I'm gonna turn on "Two and a half men"

And I'm here to ask for your blessing.

And I'm not giving up on my dream like I did with that indoor hot air balloon.

And I'm not really sure why.

And I'm on my way to marry the woman I love.

And I'm starting to think you might be right. Brian's getting old.

And I'm the guy she killed.

And I've been to Applebee's.

And I've been to Denny's.

And I've been to IHOP.

And I've seen that you've been working very hard lately.

And if I give him some of mine, he's gonna know I've been smoking pot.

And if there's ever anything you ever wanna talk about...

And if we go into French Indochina, it'll take us 30 years to get out.

And if you do it, we'll really get behind this show.

And in conclusion, whether your dreams are earthbound or set in the stars,

And in the letter, she misspelled his name T O M M.

And in the letter, she misspelled his name T O M M.

And instead found themselves

And it looks like the umpire's gonna let them finish.

And it only gets one channel and it's not on that channel right now.

And it says they'll pay handsomely. This is perfect.

And it would be wrong for me to try.

And it's made everything just so great

And it's, like, you don't even want to make fun of it.

And Jake Busey blows it up.

And just like Helen Keller said...

And King Stewart's cruelty was only just beginning.

And Lady Redbush believing he was dead,

And lay back with your legs in the air and let nature do the rest.

And let the humor just flow organically from everyday situations.

And look, there's Winston Churchill.

And make Bonny have that baby.

And make that single mother who works there feel like a slut.

And make them look like Asian people.

And my only regret is that I didn't realize it when we were together.

And no other could give more love

And not from the kitchen

And now back to the Fox News report with Rhonda Latimer.

And now every time you're sleeping with him, he's gonna be thinking of me.

And now for a segment we like a little less than the first and the last.

And now here's something we hope you'll really like.

And now I'm the bad guy.

And now I'm the bad guy.

And now the Fox News 6:00 Report

And now the real reason to have an HDTV.

And now we get to do the work of the Lord.

And now we're left with a harelipped reminder of what might have been.

And now you're ready to enjoy the full range of exciting DirecTV programming options.

And now you're telling me this?

And old footage from The A Team

And one go one way and one go the other way?

And one, two A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed

And part of something bigger than myself

And remember for answers to any questions you may have

And replace every use of the word "and" with the word "fart".

And Riker mentioned a 0.003% signal degradation,

And second of all, I have to be inspired before I write.

And see that big red bum and get a big laugh out of it.

And see? He's got a sleeve hanging out. He didn't pack it right.

And sentences you to seven days in prison.

And she hasn't shown any signs of leaving Derek.

And she slept with this guy

And she's just coming in, unscrewing the top, and letting it all out.

And she's sweetheart.

And sheltered by ****stanis.

And since you're black and I'm white,

And so ends the tale of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.

And so Griffin Peterson and Lady Redbush were happily reunited.

And so Lady Redbush sailed off

And something definitely got packed.

And something else.

And sometimes walking out onto a dry plain or dusty field...

And soon he found himself a hearty new wife.

And spend half a day adjusting their eyes to sunlight.

And Stewie got to build a nice little fort with all of your unsold books.

And suddenly There was a big flash of light

And sure enough, I'd missed another spot.

And tell them I kidnapped you and held you hostage

And telling him not to leave his beer cans lying around and whatnot,

And that chapter is all about you

And that little stunt you pulled today...

And that makes up for the other murder. I am sold.

And that way it'll seem like the cat ran away.

And that's how I'm gonna live my life.

And that's the last question. Thank you for coming. You've been wonderful.

And that's where we get the term.

And that's where you'll find the rock.

And that's why pot is bad

And that's why we all like Brent

And the colorful gent there advised me that I put him on steroids.

And the death toll is believed to be in the thousands.

And the FBI knows it was you.

And the guy was running around with that ax?

And the guys in hooded sweatshirts

And the kid talked to his finger?

And the MacAfee Fertilizer Company.

And the only way to do that is to start a fear campaign

And the readers are just gonna love it.

And the road has been too long...

And the timing was good because his new wife was a pain in him ass.

And the voice in my head was that of Richard Dreyfuss.

And the water pressure is lousy. Any suggestions?

And the worst thing is I found out I got it on the gay side.

And the worst thing is that he's not even a douche.

And then have you grow up looking like Peter?

And then I finished scrubbing the kettle, but then I saw that I had missed a spot.

And then I know I'll be fine to get into a relationship.

And then rescues them at the end of the third one?

And then scroll through the on screen menu

And then she'll be all mine!

And then that guy,

And then there was Quag Chambers. He was the leader of our gang.

And then wake up with the rash

And then we go back to my house

And then we go to an ...(?)

And then you poke your head out the door with the seacode(?)

And there was a clump of cornmeal under the rim from when I made breakfast.

And there were those creepy twins?

And there's 290 years separating me from the films of Kevin Smith.

And they do the bidding of the Republican Party! I mean,

And they never got their soda

And they won't have him slandered.

And they're off. Go, horsy, go.

And this is our Fox News daycare center

And this is the kitchen. We've got all kinds of snacks and cold drinks in here.

And through our carefully structured program, you will succeed.

And to spend their fathers cash

And tonight I'd like to share them with you.

And trust me, they'll be back.

And try to make eye contact with her when she wobbles in...

And two, its prime directive is never to harm people.

And we also want to remind you

And we are here to brainstorm ideas. All right, go.

And we can act like we come from out

And we haven't managed to interest a single woman in our massage parlour.

And we'll call it Handiquacks?

And we'll drink ourselfs insane until we're feeling

And we're hoping he'll lead us to victory next week in the district "Spelling Bee".

And we're supposed to believe no one noticed that?

And what am I gonna do, go to the authorities?

And what have you done with your gay lover, Rush Limbaugh?

And what kind of God would put you in a house

And what's this?

And what's your bid on the dining room said, Prince?

And what's your bid on the dining room said, Prince?

And when he does I'll grab his hand and yank him out of there.

And when we get to the car, would you like a donut to sit on?

And wouldn't you know it, there's our first customer.

And you had to have sex with either

And you know how to make it right.

And you listened to him?

And you passed our test, and you can be our friend.

And you think that love is only

And you will take off your clothes like voo and voom!

And you're a fart smeller, Meg.

And you've never done anything with it.

And your file says that you never passed the third grade.

And, in fact, was a turning point for the American naval forces in the Pacific

And, look, there's Rush Limbaugh

And, Meg, I'm really sorry I was such a douche.

And, oh, I was so worried that the whole thing wasn't clean enough,

And, you know, besides, there's a whole big world out there...

And, you know, they say you're supposed to go

Andy crawled to freedom

Andy Dufresne,

Andy, I think you know why I've called you in here today.

Angela, I did it, I finished the third grade.

Angela, look out your window.

Angie, Brandy, Mendy, Gloria

Angry! Angry!

Another one? You haven't even opened the one that came for you a week ago.

Another train!

Anybody got any more jokes? Stewie?

Anymore...

Anyone else fed up with this over saturation of media?

Anyone who wants a piece of O.J. Has to get by me.

Anything bad to you for the rest of the evening.

Anything funny? No? Brian? Meg? Chris?

Anything that pops into your head.

Anything was possible as we set out that day,

Apache penis!

Apparently, she gave that dog a bone and he gave it right back!

Apparently, they own the rights to Hitler's likeness

Aquaman, help!

Are these jokes? Do people in other castles think this is funny?

Are trying to build a house of cards and it keeps falling down?

Are you crazy? I don't wanna take a chance on being gay.

Are you finished with butt fucking puns?

Are you kidding? I always thought those were two little sandbags

Are you kidding? I can be very persuasive.

Are you kidding? I'd love a chance to shine.

Are you kidding? They're a lie factory.

Are you saying we need to find some uranium?

Are you selling yarn? 'Cause I love yarn.

Are you sure you want to delete this program?

Are you sure you're a real priest?

Are you sure, O. J? Are you sure you wouldn't like to confess...

Are you trying to piss me off? Or is that how you say that?

Are you willing to open yourself up to God's truth?

Are you...? Are you being serious right now?

Aren't you nervous Mort knows all about this stuff?

Arrest him! Arrest those three!

As a citizen, I'm proud to have you reign over me

As a matter of fact, she's coming over for dinner tonight.

As it envelops you and allows you to become part of its everlasting glory.

As it turned out, that somebody was me.

As long as he's a part of that family, there's no place for me.

As long as we just stay here in the house we're safe, right?

As Mayor of Quahog, I hereby sign into law the legalization of marijuana.

As Mr. H. L

As soon as that guy shows up anyplace, it gets a worse rapped than John Wilkes Booth.

As you can see, I am enjoying a White Castle burger. Why?

Asks her 41 year old friend to carry her baby?

At 555 0122.

At 555 0122.

At least they believe in a God, even if it's a smelly brown God.

At my wedding, I cut myself on the glass.

At the top secret atomic research facility...

At this point, I'm willing to try anything.

Attention everyone. This is a twist tie, it comes with every loaf of bread.

Aw, aw, here they are.

Aw, crap! A splinter. Well, it's been nice knowing you guys.

Aw, crap! Does this mean we gotta get a new TV?

Aw, Joe, Susie's such a cute baby.

Aw, oka, okay, yeah! Here we go! Now, everything worked out.

Aw, picking on a new kid, huh?

Aw. Come on, we're all just trying to have a good time.

Away from you, people.

Aww...

B. When I said I enjoyed it, I was speaking ironically.

Babies come out of the butt, right?

Back then we had a teacher named mrs. Wilson.

Bailing on us until that baby comes out of Bonny's butt.

Barbara, Ann, Billie Jin, Leila, Lola

Barrelling around the Earth at 5 miles per second.

Beast Man, Mer Man and, for some reason, Norm from Cheers.

Beat those cards, fellas. Giggity Giggity '50s Giggity.

Because AIDS had not yet been invented by the government

Because all we need is a bag o' weed to make us want to cheer

Because Brent can't fit in the glory hole

Because everything is better with a bag o' weed

Because everything is better with a bag o' weed

Because everything is better with a bag o' weed

Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!

Because he has a very, very small penis. I've seen it, actually,

Because he was a childhood hero, Brian.

Because he was quartered on the portside.

Because hemp was poised to replace wood as an inexpensive raw material

Because I don't do drugs

Because I'm gonna take this horse and shove it down America's throat.

Because I've been using it as a hat weight.

Because I've seen that big hairy mudflap ass of yours in the locker room.

Because it's funny, Meg!

Because of the heat from that new wood stove we just bought.

Because their parents have the day off for Martin Luther King day.

Because they don't want to embarrass Rush Limbaugh.

Because they're evil, and they distort the truth,

Because we're gonna say grace before we eat.

Because you look a lot more like that child over there.

Because, Patrick... Because, Patrick, those are the rules.

Becomes the rose...

Before anyone gets too worked up, I know where Peter is.

Before the construction site contracts are handed down.

Before we begin, Chris Griffin has an announcement for the cool kids.

Being one of them.

Believe it, Angela, I hate being just a cargo around here.

Believe me, Peter, there was nothing civil about it

Ben Affleck married Jennifer Garner...

Ben, what have I told you about trading sexual favors for Sudafed?

Besides, I've already opened a new club that's even more exclusive than this one.

Besides, I've never been to a Hebrew wedding.

Big deal. I could care less about going to that wedding.

Big deal. So I'll wear socks.

Bill Cosby runs in out of nowhere and starts wailing on him.

Bill, how are you? Barb, come over here and say hi to Bill Gates.

Biomolec... I don't understand.

Bless us, O Lord, for these gifts we are about to receive.

Bogs never walked again,

Bombs away.

Bonny, we've got a problem.

Boom, here's your groom over here.

Boom, left turn! You don't know how it happened!

Boom, you got your bride right here.

Both of us.

Boy, everything's shaping up real nice!

Boy, it sure is great to have you back in town, Franck.

Boy, that is a major hole in this story. Okay, take the body.

Boy, that was fantastic! You must have had a lot of practice.

Boy, that's an awfully loud owl.

Boy, they weren't kidding. Those things are white.

Boy, this stinks. It's friday night and I don't have a date.

Boy, was Old Man Pressman angry.

Boy, you're more persuasive than James Bond.

Boy! That global warming, huh?

Brain damaged bicycle courier?

Break!

Brian and Stewie? You're in heaven too?

Brian comes in and it changes the song

Brian Griffin's Faster than the Speed of Love

Brian was quoted as saying, "Oh, yeah, we just do it me style. "

Brian, did you see that treadmill in the living room?

Brian, do me a favor and check on Stewie, would you?

Brian, do you know where Peter is?

Brian, do you really think Loretta's beautiful?

Brian, do you think you could identify a genital wart?

Brian, don't wreck this for me.

Brian, Franck, meet Dakota and New Bedford.

Brian, I went out for a run this morning, and I found this stick.

Brian, I'm filling out my RSVP card,

Brian, I've got an idea. It's a long shot, but it just might work.

Brian, if you don't mind,

Brian, is this how you're trying to pass your drug test?

Brian, it's so exclusive that it doesn't even have a location.

Brian, Kirk Cameron is the one who converted me.

Brian, look. I purchased authentic blueprints

Brian, may I speak with you?

Brian, remember the last couple of weeks I kept saying:

Brian, this is Lee. Lee, this is Brian.

Brian, under your probation, you're required to submit to random drug tests.

Brian, what the hell?

Brian, what...? Why did you do that?

Brian, when you have to go to these lengths

Brian, you know I can't go unless you stare at it

Brian, you're a thoughtful person.

Bring me my mid season replacement fool!

Bruce Jenner is a woman, an elegant, beautiful, Dutch woman.

But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free

But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick

But at least I'm willing to admit it.

But buttlickers is three syllable word.

But do you have a more comfortable chair? This one's really hurting my back.

But don't pretend you're doing it for her benefit.

But first, are you lonely, picked on, unappreciated, disliked,

But he's gonna learn pretty fast that he's wrong

But here comes Loretta, all apologetic...

But how could you not be aware of this? Don't you share a bedchamber with her?

But I can never go back to Cleveland.

But I couldn't help but notice the new Snuggly Jeff manuscript in your bag.

But I don't have to not be naked for it, either.

But I don't like to hurt people's feelings.

But I gotta tell you, what's really weird to me is

But I have to imagine it's a foul, disease ridden thing

But I just don't think this is gonna work. It's so artificial

But I just figured if I showed a little restraint, you'd respect me.

But I must confess

But I never lost my good spirits, I haven't.

But I think we're shooting for a little more subtlety here, you know?

But I'm afraid I must inform you that Griffin Peterson is dead.

But I'm supposed to get married today.

But if you lose, you fail.

But in another part of London,

But it's also for not tunneling my way out of here.

But it's funnier to me if I don't.

But it's gotta be heaven, Brian. Look.

But keep it on the down low so the spazoids don't catch wind.

But Lauren carries one in her vagina.

But look at your face!

But never mind that! You're going into exile, Peterson!

But no big deal. People make that mistake all the time.

But not one picture of a guy with a beard sitting around on a cloud.

But now I need $20k to pay the lawn shark.

But on the way, I passed a lake, skipped a few rocks...

But one upping me is another way to go.

But only certain parts of Scotland and Ireland. Just full blooded whites.

But overall, Loretta is a delightful person, very pleasant to be around...

But Poopy Face Tomato Nose carries one all the time.

But remember that the summer months take a particular toll

But remember, Brian, don't touch anything when we're in the past.

But so was the Shouting Arab gram business.

But soft, Ron

But that doesn't leave this room. Anyway, the point is...

But that's part of the mystery.

But the most serious part of it is no bar would serve me a drink.

But the pickings were slim. So I came up with this scheme

But the way she was standing over me made it look like I was crying,

But then this other guy's like, "Hey, it just so happens

But there it is.

But there's such a thing as moderation.

But they don't want you to do it if it's gonna embarrass Rush Limbaugh.

But they weren't looking where they were going

But think about your beautiful little girl.

But this is a whole new chapter in my life, Scott.

But this Saturday is the Pewterschmidt annual "Bring all your cash and put it in our safe" party.

But tomorrow I'll get a gun and come to your house and kill you.

But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear

But unfortunately he's not available.

But we believe in God in this house. I mean, an atheist?

But we only need 20 thousand.

But what about the civil trial?

But what I heard was,

But what is there to believe in without God?

But when she was 5 years old...

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where do we find uranium in World War II Europe?

But without her, the staff is too small.

But you can at least be happy that she's happy.

But you didn't want me to do the story

But you didn't want me.

But you know, dad will find out

But you want me to do the story if it's gonna embarrass Rush Limbaugh?

But you're gonna have to go into town and get me some more paper. I'm all out.

But you're gonna see this anyway.

But you're lucky you're not doing it over here... in the ocean.

But you're so good at cursive.

But your father's bringing in the old TV.

But, Brian, I just want you to feel the joy that I feel.

But, Brian, when am I gonna have another chance...

But, Brian, you live here. This is your home.

But, Connie, you've gone out with, like, every popular boy in this school.

But, Lois, I'm ascared, there's no way I can compete against other kids.

But, Meg, you don't need an outside voice to feel those feelings.

But, Peter, we're married.

But, uh, listen, Brian...

But, why?

By pushing the arrow button. Now that we've learned the basics...

By stealing a baby's urine? My God, that is just sick!

By the greatest author of the last thousand years, Stephen King.

By the rules of high school, you are now popular again.

By the time you get out, you'll be back to your old self.

By the way, I disabled the V chip and I've watched so much porn.

By the way, thanks for the recommendation. Great cheese shop.

Bye

Bye, you guys, have fun at school.

C

C'mon let's head home before Stewie gets hurt

C'mon stupid, move it!

C'mon, let's get out of here.

Call it hell, call it heaven

Call the fire brigade. Get a ladder. Get me down.

Called Don't Feel Sorry For Us Ball.

Can I at least think about you in the tub later?

Can I cook or can't I?

Can I go ahead and get tomorrow's lottery number?

Can I have another bourbon, please?

Can I have it even though it's dinnertime?

Can I help you, sir?

Can I interest you in some of our heavenly cheesecake?

Can I poop in here?

Can I read it while I touch your ear and suck my thumb?

Can somebody from Wardrobe get a scarf?

Can we go where the menus have pictures?

Can we just take a minute?

Can we not talk about the horse, please? It's gone.

Can you believe it, Connie?

Can you believe that?

Can you hand me the radio?

Can you picture the two of those guys poking each other in the chops?

Can you speak up, please.

Can you use it in a dirty sentence?

Can you use it in a sentence, please?

Can you use it in the sentence?

Can't you see Stewie doing that?

Candy: C A N D Y.

Candy.

Car 55. We're in a sub.

Carol, come in here.

Carolyn and I are supposed to elope tomorrow.

Carolyn, I rarely find myself connecting with another person like I have with you.

Carolyn, it's been so nice getting to know you.

Carolyn, you completely misunderstood me.

Carry their little dogs around in their purse.

Cecilia, Maggy, May, Jessica, Nancy

Change it to Fox News! It's time for Rhonda Latimer.

Channel Five News has discovered that there is an atheist among us.

Check it out, guys. New driver's license.

Chopper, sic them. Sic them, boy!

Chris Griffin, you are undoubtedly the most unpopular boy in school.

Chris has got hidden away.

Chris, can I see you in the kitchen for a sec?

Chris, can I talk to you in the kitchen for a sec?