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Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard

Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard

Letterkenny is a Canadian television sitcom that follows the residents of a small rural town in Ontario as they navigate their daily lives, often with witty banter and humorous exchanges. The show's characters include farmers, hockey players, and other eccentric individuals who often find themselves in unusual situations. Stars Jared Keeso (Wayne), Nathan Dales (Daryl), Michelle Mylett (Katy), K. Trevor Wilson (Squirrely Dan), and Andrew Herr/Dylan Playfair (Jonesy/Reilly).

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Anyone ever tell you what an asshole you look like?
But fuck me, do you fuck dog?
Does a duck with a boner drag weeds
Double you.
Except kids falling off bikes. Maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day. I don't give a shit about your kids.
Explain how are you? Not bad. Good. And you not? Not. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Ain't got time for the blood trees, alright.
Figure it out. Fucking figure it out.
Fuck you all. Your lives are so sad I get a charity tax break just for hanging out with you.
Fuck you, Jonesy, your mom shot come straight across the room and killed my Siamese fighting fish. Threw off the pH levels in my aquarium, you piece of shit.
Give your balls a tug, you Ted fuck.
Go fuck yourself, you silly fucking butt crusty.
Got Smokey watermelon? Michelada Aqua Velva, Aqua Fresca, super super duper, super super dockworkers?
Hard no
Heard you were sexually harassing all the beer cart girls.
Hold my spitter
Hold my spitter
I don’t even know what your name is bud.
I need one win. One. ‘W’.
It's fucking embarrassing.
It's like algebra. Why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can't you just go fuck yourself?
Let's take about 5 to 10% offer over there, squarely down.
Let’s have a donneybrook
Let’s have a donnybrook.
Look at that fucking treasure trail.
My mom would never put my finger in your bum.
Never buy you a coke
Never buy you a coke.
Now if you ever hit me and I find out about it.
Pump the brake.
Pump the brakes.
S&P the choice for me?
Say yes so.
Some real rectal turbulence.
Sounds more like a Friday night thing, or even a Saturday night thing. Or even a Sunday thing if you're squirrely.
That's a real kick in the knackers.
That's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And guess what else? Sunday. What for?
The Florida State Seminole vesicles.
The jungle, rock, country, Wayne. They have the negative effect on everyone and everything. They take a beautifully crafted. Floral. Embrace. Bouquet. This European fields of romance. Bouquet. This...
Three things I hit you, you hit the pavement. I jerk off on your driver side door handle.
To be fair, to be fair, to be fair. Kirby fairs.
To be fair, to leave, to be fair. To be fairs.
Walking around pouting like your little sister took your last Oreo and not a traditional Oreo. No, a limited edition Oreo.
Walking around pouting like your little sister took your last Oreo and not traditional Oreo. No. A limited edition Oreo.
We get you smearing off ice while we're at it. Mike's hard Coors Light iced tea, cosmopolitan strawberry daiquiri. Apple Cran tini. There, bud, Kiwi, strawberry Bellini, Peach, honey and mint sorbe...
Well, maybe right now. You can do it every time.
Well, pitter patter. Let's get at her.
What sort of backwards fucking pageantry is that?
What the fuck are you looking at, you fucking pylon?
Wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud.
Yeah ohh hey look at you ground.
Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.
You guys do CrossFit. You can cross. Fuck off.
You're doing terrific.
You're looking for a Tilly buddy.
[Coach's maniacal laughing]