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Sargent Hartman shouts commands, embodying a stern military drill instructor's intensity and authority.

Sargent Hartman Soundboard

Hartman co-wrote the film Pee-wee's Big Adventure and made recurring appearances as Captain Carl on Reubens' show PEE-Wee's Playhouse. Hartman was born in Brantford, Ontario, Canada, and his family moved to the United States when he was 10 years old.
See also: Sargent Shriver, Mary Carver, Herb Sargent, Saturday Night Live (season 12), Sam McMurray, Aaron A. Sargent.

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Aaarr
Aaarr 2
Any fucking time sweetheart
Bullshit I can't hear you
Call
Can't hear 2
Can't hear 3
Charge
Cheated
Comedian
Cowboy
Death warrant
Dickheads like you
Disgusting
Don't scare
Donut 2
Excuse
F you up
F you up 2
Forget
Funny 2
Get down
Godmother
Golf
Gomer Pyle
Goodnight
Got ass
Got name
Hartman 2
Hate me
Heard
Honesty
I'm asking the fucking questions here Private, do you understand?
Jelly Donut
Jesus
Kids lived
Lawrence
Lawrence 2
Left shoulder
Like name
Look down
Lowest life
Maggot
Maggot 2
Mama Papa
Mama Papa 2
Mama Papa 3
Mama Papa 4
Mary Jane
Mattress
Name 2
Not human
Not laugh
NS
NS 2
Owe me Donut
POS
PT
PT 2
PT 3
PT 4
Punish
Racial
Reach
Regret
Right shoulder
Royalty
Scream
Scum
Scum 2
Sgt. Hartman
Shook up
Shtn me 2
Sister
Sister 2
Skull
Skull 2
Sound off
Speak
Speak 2
Steer
Suck
Suck 2
Suck 3
Tall
Tall 2
Tall 3
Teach you
Texas
Think funny
Ugly
Unscrew
Was it you
Watchin you
What the fuck is that?
Whats your name scumbag
Where from
Who the fuck said that?
You gotta be shitting me joker
You know
You're Gomer
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