Sergeant Hartman Soundboard Edit

A jelly donut

About time

Are you about to call me an asshole

Are you nervous

Argh

Arght

Because you are a disgusting fat body

Brown stain on the matress

Bullshit I can't hear you

Bullshit I can't hear you 2

Bullshit pt3

Cowboy

Did your parents have any children that lived

Do you suck dicks pt 2

Do you suck dicks pt1

Do you think i'm cute

Exactly 3 fucking seconds

Fairy god mother

From now on you're gomer pyle

Get on your kness scumbag

Good night ladies

Gotta be shitting me joker

Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and fck my sister

How tall pt1

How tall pt2

I admire your honesty

I am gunnery sergeant hartman

I do not look down on people

I don't believe I heard you correctly

I don't like the name laurance

I think you've been cheated

I will pt you all until you fcking die

I will pt you until you ass holes are sucking butter milk

I will punish all of you

I will skull fuck you

I'll be watching you

I'm gonna give you 3 seconds

I've got your ass

I've got your name, i've got your ass

If it wasn't for dickheads like you

Jesus christ

Laurance laurance whatever

More you hate me the more you will learn

No shit

Or I will definetly fck you up

Or I will shit down your neck

Sergeant hartman

Spoken to pt1

Spoken to pt2

Texas

There is no racial bigotry here

Was it you you scroungy little fck

Well no shit

Well thank you very much

What have we got here a cking comedian

What the fuck is that

What's your excuse

What's your name fat body

What's your name pt1

What's your name pt2

What's your name pt3

Where the hell are you from private

Who asking the fcking question here private

Who the fuck said that

Who's the cock sucker down here

Wipe that disgusting grin off your face

Wipe that stupid looking grin off your face

You are nothing but pieces of shit

You can come over to my house and fck my sister

You don't scare me

You forget your fcking name

You gotta be shitting me

You had best square your ass away

You know that don't you

You little maggot

You little maggots make me wanna vommit

You little scumbag

You owe me for one jelly donut

You slimy scumbag get on your face and give me 25

You trying to squeeze and inch on me

You will not laugh you will not cry

You'll fuck a person in the ass

You're not even human beings

You're so ugly you could be a modern day masterpiece

You're the lowest part of life on earth

Your days of finger banging are over

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