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A private, Sir Yes Sir, Texas or Holy Dogeship Texas only steers and queers come from Texas private Cowboy and you know, much look like Astaire to me. So that kind of narrows it down. Do you suck?
Air rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills.
And Phibian ship because I am hard. You will not like me, but the more you hate me, the more you will learn.
And your parents have any children live so yes, Sir, I bet they regret that here.
Arnold Cortina explain teenage Queen important this one by importing.
Bullshit, I can't hear you sound off like you got a pair.
Cotton eye Joe sorry Sir, your ass looks like about 150 pounds. Acute bubble gum Pyle. You know that? So yeah.
Does not know, Sir, you slimy scumbag get on your face and give me 25, Sir.
Even human fucking big. You are nothing but an organized grab astic pieces of amphibian shit.
Faster, I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.
Fix this shit, get the fuck off of my obstacle get the fuck down off of my obstacle now move it I'm gonna.
For my high school newspaper, Sir, here's the Science Prize. You're not a writer, you're a killer.
Fun fun night Sir. Bye, but nine I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You trying?
Get on your feet. You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shut down your neck, Sir.
Goodnight, her parents will sleep with your rifle. Hell will get your rifle a girls hey they called just as they only put a few people are going to get.
Hey, you are pukes. Here are the lowest form of life on Earth. You're not even human fucking big.
Holy Jesus, what is that? What the fuck is that?
I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on Kikes, Wops or greaser's here. You are all equally worthless and Mayo.
I bet they regret that you're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
I'll move it up Hill, climb obstacles like old people fuck you know that Private Pyle get up here.
Importing come back home by dying in combat so hard we hope box me up and ship me home here in my metal dump on my chest upon my chest hair my mom tell my mom.
King Cole, oh, you can give your heart to Jesus but your ass belongs to the car here.
Laugh out there. Do you mean to tell me that you cannot do one single pull up?
Look it up. Were you born a fat, slimy scumbag, you piece of shit private files? Or did you have to work on it?
Modern art masterpiece. What's your name? Fatbody Sir Leonard.
Move it, move it. Are you waiting on me? Well, are you then quit you slimy fucking warmer fucking piece of shit.
Movie I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.
Narrows it down. Do you suck Dicks Sir?
No Sir, no Sir, I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence from now.
Oh, the rifle around your head, not your head around the rifle.
Or left or right, Sir? No. Sir, then you did that on purpose. You want to be different.
Peter Pepper Sir. No, Sir, I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the God damn coming, Curtis said. He gave him a reach around. I'll be watching.
Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down. That would break my fucking heart.
Regular rock your cocks and grab your socks.
Roebuck with him. He'll teach you everything. He'll teach you how to pee, Sir, yes, Sir.
Said that, who's the slimy little governorship? Twinkle toed cock sucker down here. Who gets signed his own death warrant?
Sir, no Sir. Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack in your mom's ass and ended up as a Brown stain on the mattress.
Sir, no Sir. Do you suck dicks? Sir, no Sir.
Sir, yes Sir, do you think I'm cute? Private Pyle do you think I'm funny Sir? No Sir, then wipe that disgusting grin off your face. So yes, Sir.
So I'm trying Sir Private Pyle. I'm going to give you 3 seconds, exactly 3 fucking seconds. The wife that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you want?
Start your third bar. Should I still can't hear you so tough like I've got a pair?
Sure, God has a hard on for marine. Hey 'cause we kill everything we see.
Too heavy survey 'cause you are a disgusting fat body product pile.
We wanna vomit. Yo got damn covenants either knew at best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary or I'm gonna stop your guts out now.
What is this Mickey Mouse shit?
What is your major malfunction numb nuts then? Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child.
What makes the grass grow blood?
What's your name scumbag?