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Are you quitting on me well are you then quit you slimy fucking walrus looking piece of shit
Because I am hard you will not like me but the more you hate me the more you will learn
Because you are a disgusting fat body
Bullshit I can't hear you sound off like you got a pair
Bullshit I still can't hear you sound off like you've got a pair
Bullshit it looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress
Did your parents have any children that lived i'll bet they regret that
Do you mean to tell me that you cannot do one single pull up
Do you suck dicks
Do you suck dicks (2)
Do you think i'm cute do you think i'm funny then wipe that disgusting grin off your face
Drop your cocks and grab your socks
Five foot 9 I didn't know they stacked shit that high
Get the fuck off of my obstacle get the fuck down off of my obstacle now move it
God has a hard on for marines because we kill everything we see
He'll teach you everything he'll teach you how to pee
Hell I like you you can come over to my house and fuck my sister
Holy dogshit texas only steers and queers come from texas private cowboy and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kind of narrows it down
Holy jesus what is that what the fuck is that
I don't like the name lawrence only faggots and sailors are called lawrence
I don't want no teenage queen I just want my m14
I want that head so sanitary and square the way that the virgin mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump
I'll bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around
I'm gonna give you three seconds exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you
I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world
If I die in a combat zone box me up and ship me home pin my medals upon my chest tell my mom I done my best
Jesus h christ you're not a writer you're a killer
Move the rifle around your head not your head around the rifle
So you can give your heart to jesus but your ass belongs to the corps
Then you did that on purpose you wanna be different
There is no racial bigotry here I do not look down on ******s kikes wops or greasers here you are all equally worthless
Tonight you pukes will sleep with your rifles you will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get
Were you born a fat slimy scumbag puke piece of shit or did you have to work on it
What is this mickey mouse shit
What is your major malfunction numb nuts didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child
What makes the grass grow blood blood blood
What's your name fat body
What's your name scumbag
Whatever you do don't fall down that would break my fucking heart
Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant
You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit
You are the lowest form of life on earth you are not even human fucking beings
You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck
You climb obstacles like old people fuck do you know that
You goddamn communist heathen sound off that you love the virgin mary or i'm gonna stomp your guts out
You slimy scumbag get on your face and give me 25
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece
Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum do you know that
Your rifle is only a tool it is a hard heart that kills