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And the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be served they you maggots understand that
And you don't much look like astaire to me so that kind of narrows it down
Are you a peter pepper
Are you allowed to eat jelly donut
Are you shut up are you nervous
Are you will not call me an asshole
At your parents have any children that lived how that they regret that
Because I am hard you will not like maine but the more you hate me the more you will learn
But there is good
Call jeff from now on your private snowball do you like that name
Do I make you nervous
Do you like siri
Do you suck next
Do you think i'm cute do you think i'm funny
Don't fuck with me again
Exactly three fucking sessions
From now on you will speak only when spoken to
Gomer Pyle
Goodnight ladies
He talks you are a disgusting fucker
Hello before one jelly donut
Hello hello is part of life on earth
Hello I know
Here you are all equally worthless
Holy dog shit texas only steers and queers come from texas
Holy jesus
How tall are you private
I admire your honesty
I am gunnery sergeant hartman your senior drill instructor
I am gunnery sergeant hartman your senior drill instructor from now on you will speak only when spoken to and the first the last words out of your filthy sewers will be survey you maggots understan...
I am hard that I am fair
I can't hear you
I don't believe I heard cooper
I will go check out your eyeballs and skull fuck you
I'll be watching you
I'm going to give you three seconds
I'm gonna rip your volvo so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world
It'll it'll stand there I got your name I got your ass
Just slimy scum die get on your face and give me twenty five
Lee harvey oswald
Michael people fuck you know that
No
No shit
Oh shit out that you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Oh you little maggot you make me wanna pull it
OK
Poser climbing little comment ship twinkle toes custer her down here we just signed his own death warrant
Private cowboys
Pull up fox said that
Pull up to me like the best part of you ran down the crack in your mom 's ass and ended up with a brown stain on the mattress I like you meant cheated
Right but nine I didn't know they stacked shit that high you trying to squeeze a mention on me somewhere hub
Send mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child
So you can give your heart to jesus
Sorry it looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of cute bubble gum pyle you know that
Tell
Tell I like you you can come over to my house and fuck my sis
Thank you very much
Thank you very much can I be in charge for awhile
That name sounds like royalty are you royalty
That was great I fucking hard
That's right
The fairy fucking godmother said
There is no racial bigotry here I do not look down on ****** stites watch sir greaser
Want to search
We're now let you from anyway private
Well
Were you born in pet slimey 's comeback do pizza or did you have to work on it
What are you fucking time sweetheart
What if we got here a fucking comedian
What is that
What is your major malfunction numbnuts
What's your name 's comeback
What's your name fat body
Yeah we're not even german fucking face
Yes
You are cute
You are nothing but on the organized grab bastic pieces of M phibian shit
You are the square your ass away and start shitting me tiffany cuff links
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck
You will be in a world of shit
You will not let it will not cry you will learn by the numbers I will teach you
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece
You're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn coming curtis said he gave him a reach around

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