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Home > Sergeant Johnson - Halo 2...
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Across the street, down low.
Across the street, on the buildings.
And we most definitely regret the core just blew up our Raggedy ass fleet.
And we're all gonna die.
And you told me you were gonna wear something nice.
Big step up ahead, hang on.
Buck up boy. You're one very lucky marine.
Buggers heading over the rooftops.
But if we don't do something, Mr Mohawk's gonna activate this ring.
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Clear out the riff Raff so I can set it down.
Clear the crash site. Go, go, go.
Come on chief, this way.
Come on, arbiter, kick that guy's ass.
Come on, Chief, they're ready for us on the bridge.
Come on, grab a banshee and give me some.
Copy that, someone get a satchel on the gate.
Courtyard jackals.
Damn, this rifle isn't doing anything to his Shields.
Damn, we could do this dance all day. I'll keep it busy. You go over there and kill it.
Damn.
Dear humanity, we regret being alien. Bastards, we regret coming to Earth.
Do I gotta do everything? Get over there and finish them off?
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Don't shake the light bulb.
Don't worry about me. Board that damn thing.
Don't worry, I'll hold his hand.
Don't worry, ma'am, we're on it.
Down low across the street.
Downstairs front door.
Earth. Haven't seen it in years.
Evac coming in. If you're bleeding, you're leaving.
Eyes up, phantoms back.
Field of fire on that bulkhead.
Fine, you can tell Lord Hood why we're late.
Flyboy saved our asses. Believe him, chief, there's nothing we can do.
Folks need heroes, chief to give them hope.
For a brick.
Geronimo.
Get going. I'll cover the commander.
Get on the lift, chief, we're going to be late.
Get tactical marines.
Get your shiny green posterior on this elevator.
Go ahead, do your thing.
Go, go. Go.
Good. Now stay put.
Got his shield, hit him now.
Hang tight, ma'am. Not until that brood is dead.
He flew pretty good.
He's gonna know what's coming.
Heads up on the buildings.
Hey bastards. Knock knock.
Hey fancy pants, would it help if I said please?
Hey Mohawk, how'd that feel?
His shield is down. Let him have it.
How you doing?
How's it going, Malta?
Huh. How do you like it?
I am, ma'am.
I can keep your shield down, but you're gonna have to finish the job.
I can't keep this up forever. Get over there before it gets a lucky shot.
I don't wanna keep the brass waiting, chief.
I got a good view coming in. There's a big building in the middle of this island's lake.
I hear you starting our approach. Hang tight.
I heard that Jackass.
I'll bet the Covenant of thinking the exact same thing.
I'm good, chief.
If all of you could aim like that, we'd be in trouble.
If God is loved, then you can call me Cupid.
If they didn't know we're here before, they do now.
If you want to keep your brain inside your head, I tell those boys to chill.
In the street right side.
Jeff, we got hostiles. Comes to my position.
Keep your eyes peeled. They'll try coming at us off the walls.
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Let him have it.
Listen, I'm gonna count to 3.
Listen, Tinkerbell, don't make me.
Listen, you don't like me and I sure as hell don't like you.
Ma'am.
Mackenzie Perez how's our exit?
Man, those alien, those topside turrets. This thing won't move and shoot at the same time.
More left side street.
More on the street left side.
Never mind.
Nice shot from an alien.
Nobody's saying much, but I'll bet something big is about to happen.
Now I know why you have the fancy armor.
Now look, the Cairo is just one of 300 geosync platforms.
Oh, I know what the ladies like.
Ohh the hell with this.
On the buildings across the street.
Our Big green style cannot be defeated.
Please.
Pull yourself together, because you're going with him.
Quick while his shield is down.
Right side in the street.
Right this way.
Roger that Army's on the way.
Roger that.
Shake it off, Marines.
Ships have been arriving all morning.
So smile, would you?
Soon as that door opens.
Sorry, guns, it's classified.
Stand back, marines. Let the Chiefs show you how it's done.
Stay clear of the door.
Stay with the Master Chief. He'll know what to do.
Thank you.
That Matt gun can put around clean through a covenant capital ship.
That, or he can hide behind me.
That's right, you mothers run.
The chief is going to jump in this tank, roll across the bridge, and blow up any inhuman son of a bitch dumb enough to get between him and the prophet of regret.
The front door down low.
Then listen up.
There goes his shield.
Trump say what?
Understood. I'll keep an eye on him. Chief, good luck.
Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways, but not today. This here is 66 tons of straight up HE spewing D divine intervention.
We got jackals in the courtyard.
We got trouble.
We're going in.
We've all run the simulations. They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
Well, he's in a particularly fine mood. Maybe Lord Hood didn't give him an invitation.
Well, I just happened to have a key.
Well, we still got something to smile about.
What do I have to spell it out for? You move.
When I joined the call, we didn't have any fancy schmancy tanks. We had sticks, two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon, and we had to share the rock.
When I shipped out for basic, the orbital defense grid was all theory and politics.
Where's the rest of your platoon?
With coordinated fire from the Athens and the Malta, nothing's getting past this battle cluster in one piece.
Would it help if I said please?
Yeah, that's real funny. I'm still shooting.
Yep, here they come up high.
Yes, ma'am, chief. Good luck.
Yes, ma'am.
You done with my boy here, master guns? I don't see any training wheels.
You had your chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved core, but to guide you back to the true path, I brought this motivational device.
You hear me, Marines?
You heard the lady. Grab some dirt.
You hit marine.
You know, your father never asked me for help either.
You trying to get killed? Give me some room.
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