Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard Edit

Afraid I can't do that

After you

Ah man i've seen some crazy ass shit in my time

Ain't no fucking ballpark

All I want to hear from your ass is doing that no problem

And I don't quite trust you yet

And I want you to fucking acknowledge

And when I get nervous I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.

And when mother fuckers get scared that's when mother fuckers accidentally get shot

Asking

Back off i'm getting a little pissed to you

Bad mother fucker

Big brain

Big Kahuna Burger ? Part 1

Big Kahuna Burger ? Part 2

Big Kahuna Burger ? Part 3

Big Kahuna Burger ? Part 4

Big Kahuna Burger ? Part 5

Blessed

Blow off

Blow off 2

But I don't want that and you don't want that

But I don't want that pt1

But I don't want that pt2

But I don't want that pt3

But you told me no you can't say no

Call an ambulance

Can't hear

Concentration

Cool

Cool

Cool in the gang you know we don't wanna fucking shit up

Correct a mundo

Correct a mundo

Correct a mundo

Correctamundo

Correctamundo

Count to 3 pt1

Count to 3 pt2

Count to 3 pt3

Count to 3 pt4

Count to 3 pt5

Count to 3 pt6

Country

Describe Marsellus

Describe what Marcellus Wallace look like

Die hard

Do you like anime? #anime #samuel l jackson

Do you see me tell us everything here

Doctor Beth Halperin

Does he look like a bitch

Does he look like a bitch

Does he look like a bitch

Does he look like a bitch pt1

Does he look like a bitch pt2

Does he look like a bitch pt3

Does he look like a bitch?

Don't do that don't fucking blow this shit off

Don't do that don't fucking blow this shit off

Don't fuck with me around seven lightning bolt up your ass

Don't give me attitude sir

Don't give me attitude sir

Don't put me in this position right

Don't want that

Dont jive me

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Eating and a foot massage pt1

Eating and a foot massage pt2

English

English in what

English mother fucker do you speak it

English mother fucker do you speak it

English mother fucker do you speak it

English mother fucker pt2

English mother fucker pt3

Evil man

Excuse me

Ezekiel 2517

Fat

Fat 2

Fell 4 stories

Finished

Five five five zero zero zero one

Foot massages pt1

Foot massages pt2

Formula511

Formula513

Fresh

Fuck ****** what the fuck

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you 1

Fuck you 2

Fuck you just do without man

Fucked up repugnant shit

Funny I was thinking the same thing

Funny I was thinking the same thing

Get the fuck out my face

Get the fuck out my face with that shit

Get the fuck out my face with that shit

Give my answers frighten you vincent then you should cease asking scary questions

God damn

God knows what you're doing

Gone

Good

Good Burger

Got it

Gourmet

Ha ha ha

Had say

Had say 2

Hamburgers

Hamburgers pt1

Hamburgers pt2

Hamburgers the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast

Hang in there, baby

He look

Here's the situation pt1

Here's the situation pt2

Here's the situation pt3

Here's the situation pt4

Hey hey hey that's enough i'm getting a boner here right

Hey i'm talking to you

Hey kids

Hey man

Hold on a minute while I pull that out of my ass

Holiday inn jet speaking

Holy shit

How we doin, baby

How we doing baby

How would you know that

How you boys doing

How you doing baby

I ain't threatening you pt1

I ain't threatening you pt2

I don't give a damn

I don't remember asking you a god damn thing

I don't remember asking you a god damn thing

I don't remmeber asking you a god damn thing

I don't wanna hear an if pt1

I don't wanna hear an if pt2

I don't want that

I felt the touch of god

I just wanna tell you with a real pleasure watching you work

I need to use the garage for couple hours

I thought so

I thought so

I wanna hear about no motherfucking tips

I will call your fucking kids

I will never forgive your ass

I will personally hire men to ask fuck you for the next ten years so if you're an ass fucking fan you go ahead and mouth off

I'd knock that shit off if I was you

I'd knock this shit off there with you

I'll sit need my muffin and drinking my coffee replaying the incident in my head when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity

I'm always frank and ernest with women in new york i'm frank in chicago in earnest

I'm not going to jail today

I'm on the motherfucker

I'm on the motherfucker go back in there chill them ****as out and wait for the cavalry which should be coming directly

I'm proud of you

I'm proud of you

I'm sorry did I break your concentration pt1

I'm sorry did I break your concentration pt2

I'm sorry did I break your concentration pt3

I'm sorry tomatic invite

I'm super fly TNT on the guns are never wrong

I'm thinking how much my balls hurt

If my answers frighten you

Impossible

It was a real pleasure watching you work

It's almost over

It's an interesting point

It's an interesting point

It's cool in the gang you know we don't want fucking shit up

It's jules

It's no never come up

It's the one that says bad motherfucker

Jack in a box

JackieBrown2

Jewels

Jewels vinson

Jules

Just don't put me in this position right

Just hang in there baby

Just listen up pt1

Just listen up pt2

Kahuna Burger

Keep chilling

Knock off

Let me take a quess here pt1

Let me take a quess here pt2

Let me take a quess here pt4

Let me take a wild guess here

Look

Look 2

Look my friend this is just where you and I differ

Man

Marcellus

Marsellus

Marsellus look like

Marsellus Wallace

Marvin

McDonald's

Me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast

MenaceIISociety

Mia

Modify could do that shit to me he better paralyze my ass 'cause I killed my fucking know what i'm saying

Most definitely

Most definitely

Most definitely

Mother fucker

Mother fucker

Mother fucker

Mother fucker

Mother fucker do that shit to me

Mr Wolf

Mushroom

My friend this is just where you and I differ

My name 's pit

My name 's pit

My name is zeus

My names pitt

Nathan J waldman PHD

Nervous

Nervous 2

No

No

No

No

No

No

No

No no no 1

No no no 2

No no no no no

No no no no no

No no no no no

No not talk of enjoying your pop goes the weasel

Not sure

Nutritious

Of himself he is so funny

Oh i'm sorry did I break your concentration

Oh i'm sorry did I break your concentration

OK ringo

Oldboy2

On foyer burned the darn muffins

One of us have made a gross error

One oh one band your life i'm giving you that money so I don't have to kill your ass

Or will allow me to retort

Outface

Pigs are filthy animals pt1

Pigs are filthy animals pt2

Pigs are filthy animals pt3

Pigs are filthy animals pt4

Pitt

Please continue

Pull over will stop right there

PulpFiction2

PulpFiction3

PulpFiction4

Put under your butt

Real sweetheart I am handsome and rich last time I got blown candy bars cost of nipple

Remember Antoine

Respect

Respect 2

Righteous man

Ringo

Roll

Roll roll

RulesofEngagement

Samuel L. Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard Sound

Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard Sound

Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard Sound

Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard Sound

Say what

Say what 2

Say what again

Say what again I dare you I double dare you motherfucker say what one more god damn time

Say what again say what again I dare you I double dare you motherfucker say what one more god damn time

Saying

See it n****

See it n**** that's all you had to say

Serious gourmet shit pt1

Serious gourmet shit pt2

Serious gourmet shit pt3

Shaft2

Shit n**** that's all you had to say

Shit shit

Shit yeah

Shit yeah

Shooting

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up 1

Shut the fuck up 2

Shut the fuck up batman to say none of your god damn business

Shut the fuck up fat man

Shut the fuck up fatman

Shut the fuck up fatman this ain't your business

Smart MF

Smart mother fucker that's right

Snakesonaplane

So I use that just don't ignore swine apple

So let's see what we can do

So maybe come on

Some couple cats over to his place they took him out on his patio through his ass over ballot ****** fell full stories

Sorry about that

SoulMen2

STFU

Stop these mother fucking book

Strike down

Superfly TNT

Sweet continue

Tasty Burger

Tell me something I don't know

That hit the spot

That shit ain't right

That shit ain't right

That shit ain't right

That's all you had to say

That's right

That's right

Thats exactly what it means

The metric system

The truth is

TheGreatWhiteHype

TheLongKissGoodnight

TheLongKissGoodnight2

Then why you try to fucking like a bitch

Then you know what i'm saying

TheNegotiator

This ain't the first time i've had a gun pointed at me

This is a fucked up repugnant shit

This is a tasty burger

This is a tasty burger

This is just where you and I differ

This shit doesn't just have

This shit like this this will bring this situation go ahead man

Time you get

Time you got

Time you guys

TNT 2

To say nothing of god damn business

TrueRomance

Try what again say what again I dare you I double dare you motherfucker say what one more god damn time

USA talking your way out

Vincent

Vincent

Visit

Wanna fuck you do that

Was mad

Was nikola duties tomorrow

We cool

We don't wanna fuck your shit up pt1

We don't wanna fuck your shit up pt2

We should be dead pt1

We should be dead pt2

We should be dead pt3

We should be dead pt4

We should be dead pt5

We should be dead pt6

We should be dead pt7

Well allow me to retort

Well i'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker motherfucker

Well i'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker motherfucker every time my fingers touch brain i'm super fly TNT on the guns are never wrong

Well if you like burgers him a try sometime

Well that seems to be the situation

Well this was fucking with me I don't know where

Well we have to be talking about one charming mufflon pig

Well yeah

Wendys

What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?

What country you from

What country you from

What country you from pt1

What country you from pt2

What country you from pt3

What do you mean

What does marcellus wallace look like

What does marsellus wallace look like

What happened here was a miracle

What is miracle

What kind of hamburgers

What no country

What the fuck are you

What the hell 's going

What's fonzie like pt2

What's my

What's the matter

Whats the matter

When she comes back you give me a call right

When you yell at me pt1

When you yell at me pt2

Where you get them

Whoa stop right there

Why no country I ever heard up they speak english in what

Will allow me to retort

With your boy

Woa woa, stop right there

Wrong

Wrong

Yeah

Yeah as in father of apollo mount olympus don't fuck with me or i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass you gotta problem with that

Yeah I know exactly what that's like four years inside marion illinois or real shit hole and i'm not going back

Yeah we had a big balloon a burger

Yeah well you can stick in well laid plan up your well laid ass

Yes

Yes i'm a moment that's why I just smoked a pack of newport and drank three vodka tonics

Yes i'm a mormon

Yes you did

Yes you did

Yes you did

Yes you did pt1

Yes you did pt2

Yo how are you doing man

Yo how you doing man two

Yo yo man you better back off i'm getting a little pissed E

Yolanda

You

You are about to have a very bad day

You are aware of television pt1

You are aware of television pt2

You are finished

You are finished

You are finished

You better back off

You can't say no

You do remember your business partner don't you

You don't judge shit like this based on merit

You ever had a big kahuna burger pt1

You ever had a big kahuna burger pt2

You ever had a big kahuna burger pt3

You ever had a big kahuna burger pt4

You ever had a big kahuna burger pt5

You gotta problem with ebony

You have a nice day sir

You know what divine intervention is

You know what divine intervention is

You know what they call pt1

You know what they call pt2

You know what they call pt3

You know what they call pt4

You know what they call pt5

You know who we are

You know who we are pt1

You know who we are pt2

You know who we are pt3

You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage pt1

You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage pt2

You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to watch them

You need me a lot more than I need you

You need to go now

You read the bible pt1

You read the bible pt2

You read the bible pt3

You read the bible pt4

You read the bible pt5

You ready to blow pt1

You ready to blow pt2

You ready to blow pt3

You remeber anton pt1

You remeber anton pt2

You remeber anton pt3

You remeber anton pt4

You see the size of that gun

You sending the wolf

You were saying

You were saying

You were saying

You win

You're close motherfucker

You're smart mother fucker that's right

You're the evil man

You're the weak pt1

You're the weak pt2

You're under arrest for the crime of prostitution

Your ass ain't talking your way outta this shit

Your breath right

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