Samuel L Jackson Soundboard Edit

Afraid i can't do that

Ah man i've seen some crazy ass shit in my time

Ain't no fucking ballpark

All i want to hear from your ass is doing that no probl

And i don't quite trust you yet

And i want you to fucking acknowledge

And it's bad

And when i get nervous i get ski and when mother fucker

And when mother fuckers get scared that's when mother f

Back off i'm getting a little pissed to you

Bad mother fucker

Bad motherfucker

Big brain

Big kahuna burger pt1

Big kahuna burger pt2

Big kahuna burger pt3

Blessed

Blow off

But i don't want that pt1

But i don't want that pt2

But i don't want that pt3

But you told me no you can't say no

Call an ambulance

Caus I'm a bad motherfucker

Concentration

Concentration

Cool

Cool in the gang you know we don't wanna fucking shit u

Correct a mundo

Correct a mundo

Correct the moon dough

Correctamundo

Count to 3 pt2

Count to 3 pt5

Describe Marsellus

Do you see me tell us everything here

Doctor beth halperin

Does he look like a bitch

Does he look like a bitch

Does he look like a bitch

Does he look like a bitch pt1

Does he look like a bitch pt2

Does he look like a bitch pt3

Does he look like..

Don't do that don't fucking blow this shit off

Don't fuck with me around seven lightning bolt up your

Don't give me attitude sir

Don't give me attitude sir

Don't jive me

Down Low

Eating and a foot massage pt1

English in what

English mother fucker do you speak it

English mother fucker do you speak it

English mother fucker do you speak it

English mother fucker pt3

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Fat

Five five five zero zero zero one

Foot massages pt1

Fresh

Fuck ****** what the fuck

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you 2

Fuck you just do without man

Fucked up repugnant shit

Funny i was thinking the same thing

Funny i was thinking the same thing

Get the fuck out my face

Get the fuck out my face with that shit

Give my answers frighten you vincent then you should ce

Gone?

Good

Good Burger

Got it

Gourmet

Ha ha ha

Hamburgers

Hamburgers pt1

Hamburgers the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast

Hang in there, baby

Here's the situation pt2

Here's the situation pt3

Here's the situation pt4

Hey hey hey that's enough i'm getting a boner here righ

Hey i'm talking to you

Hey kids

Hey man

Hold on a minute while i pull that out of my ass

Hold onto your butts

Holiday inn jet speaking

How we doin, baby

How we doing baby

How you boys doing

How you doing baby

I ain't threatening you pt1

I ain't threatening you pt2

I don't give a damn

I don't remember asking you a god damn thing

I don't remember asking you a god damn thing

I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing

I don't wanna hear an if pt1

I don't wanna hear an if pt2

I don't want that

I eat everything

I felt the touch of god

I just wanna tell you with a real pleasure watching you

I need to use the garage for couple hours

I wanna hear about no motherfucking tips

I will call your fucking kids

I will never forgive your ass

I will personally hire men to ask fuck you for the next

I'd knock that shit off if i was you

I'd knock this shit off there with you

I'll sit need my muffin and drinking my coffee replayin

I'm always frank and ernest with women in new york i'm

I'm not going to jail today

I'm on the motherfucker

I'm on the motherfucker go back in there chill them nig

I'm proud of you

I'm sorry did i break your concentration pt3

I'm sorry tomatic invite

I'm super fly TNT on the guns are never wrong

I'm thinking how much my balls hurt

If my answers frighten you

Impossible

It was a real pleasure watching you work

It's almost over

It's cool in the gang you know we don't want fucking sh

It's jules

It's no never come up

It's the one that says bad motherfucker

Jack in a box

Jewels

Jewels vinson

Just don't put me in this position right

Just listen up pt1

Just listen up pt2

Kahuna Burger

Let me take a quess here pt4

Let me take a wild guess here

Look my friend this is just where you and i differ

Macdonalds

Man

Marsellus

Marsellus wallace

Me and vincent caught you boys at breakfast

Modify could do that shit to me he better paralyze my a

Most definitely

Most definitely

Mother fucker

Mother fucker

Mother fucker do that shit to me

Mr wolf

Mushroom

My name 's pit

My names pitt

Nathan J waldman PHD

Nervous

No

No

No

No

No

No

No no no 1

No no no 2

No no no no no

No not talk of enjoying your pop goes the weasel

Not sure

Of himself he is so funny

Oh i'm sorry did i break your concentration

OK ringo

Oldboy2

One oh one band your life i'm giving you that money so

Or will allow me to retort

Pigs are filthy animals pt1

Pigs are filthy animals pt2

Pigs are filthy animals pt3

Pigs are filthy animals pt4

Pull over will stop right there

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Real sweetheart i am handsome and rich last time i got

Remember Antoine

Remind about have some of your tasty beverage to watch

Respect 2

Ringo

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Say what

Say what 2

Say what again

Say what again i dare you i double dare you motherfucke

Say what again say what again i dare you i double dare

Serious gourmet shit pt1

Serious gourmet shit pt2

Shaft2

Shit yeah

Shooting

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up

Shut the fuck up fat man!

Shut the fuck up fatman this ain't your business

Smart MF

Smart mother fucker that's right

Snakes on a motherfucking plane

So i use that just don't ignore swine apple

So let's see what we can do

So maybe come on

SoulMen2

STFU

Stop these mother fucking book

Superfly TNT

Tell me something i don't know

That shit ain't right

That shit ain't right

That shit ain't right

That's all you had to say

That's all you had to say

That's right

That's right

Thats exactly what it means

The metric system

Then you know what i'm saying

This is a fucked up repugnant shit

This is a tasty burger

This is a tasty burger

This is Samuel L

This shit doesn't just have

This shit like this this will bring this situation go a

Time you get

Time you got

Time you guys

TNT 2

Try what again say what again i dare you i double dare

Vincent

Wanna fuck you do that

Was nikola duties tomorrow

We cool?

We don't wanna fuck your shit up pt1

We don't wanna fuck your shit up pt2

We should be dead pt1

We should be dead pt2

We should be dead pt5

We should be dead pt6

Well allow me to retort

Well i'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker motherfuck

Well i'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker motherfuck

Well if you like burgers him a try sometime

Well this was fucking with me i don't know where

Well we have to be talking about one charming mufflon p

Well yeah

What country you from

What country you from pt1

What country you from pt2

What happened here was a miracle

What no country

What the fuck are you

What's the matter

When you yell at me pt2

Where you get them

Where's my muthaf*ckin chemist?

Whoa stop right there

Will allow me to retort

Wrong

Wrong

Wrong wrong

Yeah i know exactly what that's like four years inside

Yeah well you can stick in well laid plan up your well

Yes

Yes i'm a mormon

Yes you did

Yes you did

Yes you did

Yes you did pt1

Yes you did pt2

Yo how are you doing man

Yo how you doing man two

Yolanda

You are about to have a very bad day

You are aware of television pt1

You are aware of television pt2

You are finished

You are finished

You are finished?

You better back off

You can't get on me motherfuckers

You can't say no

You do remember your business partner don't you

You ever had a big kahuna burger pt1

You ever had a big kahuna burger pt2

You ever had a big kahuna burger pt4

You ever had a big kahuna burger pt5

You gotta problem with ebony

You know what divine intervention is

You know what they call pt2

You know what they call pt5

You know who we are pt2

You know who we are?

You mind if i have some of your tasty beverage pt1

You mind if i have some of your tasty beverage pt2

You need me a lot more than i need you

You need to go now

You read the bible pt1

You read the bible pt2

You read the bible pt3

You read the bible pt5

You ready to blow pt1

You ready to blow pt2

You ready to blow pt3

You remeber anton pt1

You remeber anton pt3

You see the size of that gun

You were saying

You were saying

You were saying

You win

You're close motherfucker

You're smart mother fucker that's right

You're the evil man

You're the weak pt1

You're under arrest for the crime of prostitution

Your ass ain't talking your way outta this shit

Your breath right