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Samuel L. Jackson is an American actor known for his roles in films such as Pulp Fiction, Die Hard with a Vengeance, and the Star Wars franchise. See also: Jules Winnfield, Nick Fury, Mace Windu, Shaft, Snakes on a Plane.

Afraid i can't do that
Ah man i've seen some crazy ass shit in my time
Ain't no fucking ballpark
All i want to hear from your ass is doing that no probl
And i don't quite trust you yet
And i want you to fucking acknowledge
And it's bad
And when i get nervous i get ski and when mother fucker
And when mother fuckers get scared that's when mother f
Back off i'm getting a little pissed to you
Bad mother fucker
Bad motherfucker
Big brain
Big kahuna burger pt1
Big kahuna burger pt2
Big kahuna burger pt3
Blessed
Blow off
But i don't want that pt1
But i don't want that pt2
But i don't want that pt3
But you told me no you can't say no
Call an ambulance
Caus I'm a bad motherfucker
Concentration
Concentration
Cool
Cool in the gang you know we don't wanna fucking shit u
Correct a mundo
Correct a mundo
Correct the moon dough
Correctamundo
Count to 3 pt2
Count to 3 pt5
Describe Marsellus
Do you see me tell us everything here
Doctor beth halperin
Does he look like a bitch
Does he look like a bitch
Does he look like a bitch
Does he look like a bitch pt1
Does he look like a bitch pt2
Does he look like a bitch pt3
Does he look like..
Don't do that don't fucking blow this shit off
Don't fuck with me around seven lightning bolt up your
Don't give me attitude sir
Don't give me attitude sir
Don't jive me
Down Low
Eating and a foot massage pt1
English in what
English mother fucker do you speak it
English mother fucker do you speak it
English mother fucker do you speak it
English mother fucker pt3
Ezekiel 2517
Fat
Five five five zero zero zero one
Foot massages pt1
Fresh
Fuck ****** what the fuck
Fuck you
Fuck you
Fuck you 2
Fuck you just do without man
Fucked up repugnant shit
Funny i was thinking the same thing
Funny i was thinking the same thing
Get the fuck out my face
Get the fuck out my face with that shit
Give my answers frighten you vincent then you should ce
Gone?
Good
Good Burger
Got it
Gourmet
Ha ha ha
Hamburgers
Hamburgers pt1
Hamburgers the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
Hang in there, baby
Here's the situation pt2
Here's the situation pt3
Here's the situation pt4
Hey hey hey that's enough i'm getting a boner here righ
Hey i'm talking to you
Hey kids
Hey man
Hold on a minute while i pull that out of my ass
Hold onto your butts
Holiday inn jet speaking
How we doin, baby
How we doing baby
How you boys doing
How you doing baby
I ain't threatening you pt1
I ain't threatening you pt2
I don't give a damn
I don't remember asking you a god damn thing
I don't remember asking you a god damn thing
I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing
I don't wanna hear an if pt1
I don't wanna hear an if pt2
I don't want that
I eat everything
I felt the touch of god
I just wanna tell you with a real pleasure watching you
I need to use the garage for couple hours
I wanna hear about no motherfucking tips
I will call your fucking kids
I will never forgive your ass
I will personally hire men to ask fuck you for the next
I'd knock that shit off if i was you
I'd knock this shit off there with you
I'll sit need my muffin and drinking my coffee replayin
I'm always frank and ernest with women in new york i'm
I'm not going to jail today
I'm on the motherfucker
I'm on the motherfucker go back in there chill them nig
I'm proud of you
I'm sorry did i break your concentration pt3
I'm sorry tomatic invite
I'm super fly TNT on the guns are never wrong
I'm thinking how much my balls hurt
If my answers frighten you
Impossible
It was a real pleasure watching you work
It's almost over
It's cool in the gang you know we don't want fucking sh
It's jules
It's no never come up
It's the one that says bad motherfucker
Jack in a box
Jewels
Jewels vinson
Just don't put me in this position right
Just listen up pt1
Just listen up pt2
Kahuna Burger
Let me take a quess here pt4
Let me take a wild guess here
Look my friend this is just where you and i differ
Macdonalds
Man
Marsellus
Marsellus wallace
Me and vincent caught you boys at breakfast
Modify could do that shit to me he better paralyze my a
Most definitely
Most definitely
Mother fucker
Mother fucker
Mother fucker do that shit to me
Mr wolf
Mushroom
My name 's pit
My names pitt
Nathan J waldman PHD
Nervous
No
No
No
No
No
No
No no no 1
No no no 2
No no no no no
No not talk of enjoying your pop goes the weasel
Not sure
Of himself he is so funny
Oh i'm sorry did i break your concentration
OK ringo
Oldboy2
One oh one band your life i'm giving you that money so
Or will allow me to retort
Pigs are filthy animals pt1
Pigs are filthy animals pt2
Pigs are filthy animals pt3
Pigs are filthy animals pt4
Pull over will stop right there
PulpFiction3
Real sweetheart i am handsome and rich last time i got
Remember Antoine
Remind about have some of your tasty beverage to watch
Respect 2
Ringo
SamJacksonLaughAlt
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Say what
Say what 2
Say what again
Say what again i dare you i double dare you motherfucke
Say what again say what again i dare you i double dare
Serious gourmet shit pt1
Serious gourmet shit pt2
Shaft2
Shit yeah
Shooting
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up fat man!
Shut the fuck up fatman this ain't your business
Smart MF
Smart mother fucker that's right
Snakes on a motherfucking plane
So i use that just don't ignore swine apple
So let's see what we can do
So maybe come on
SoulMen2
STFU
Stop these mother fucking book
Superfly TNT
Tell me something i don't know
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That shit ain't right
That's all you had to say
That's all you had to say
That's right
That's right
Thats exactly what it means
The metric system
Then you know what i'm saying
This is a fucked up repugnant shit
This is a tasty burger
This is a tasty burger
This is Samuel L
This shit doesn't just have
This shit like this this will bring this situation go a
Time you get
Time you got
Time you guys
TNT 2
Try what again say what again i dare you i double dare
Vincent
Wanna fuck you do that
Was nikola duties tomorrow
We cool?
We don't wanna fuck your shit up pt1
We don't wanna fuck your shit up pt2
We should be dead pt1
We should be dead pt2
We should be dead pt5
We should be dead pt6
Well allow me to retort
Well i'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker motherfuck
Well i'm a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker motherfuck
Well if you like burgers him a try sometime
Well this was fucking with me i don't know where
Well we have to be talking about one charming mufflon p
Well yeah
What country you from
What country you from pt1
What country you from pt2
What happened here was a miracle
What no country
What the fuck are you
What's the matter
When you yell at me pt2
Where you get them
Where's my muthaf*ckin chemist?
Whoa stop right there
Will allow me to retort
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong wrong
Yeah i know exactly what that's like four years inside
Yeah well you can stick in well laid plan up your well
Yes
Yes i'm a mormon
Yes you did
Yes you did
Yes you did
Yes you did pt1
Yes you did pt2
Yo how are you doing man
Yo how you doing man two
Yolanda
You are about to have a very bad day
You are aware of television pt1
You are aware of television pt2
You are finished
You are finished
You are finished?
You better back off
You can't get on me motherfuckers
You can't say no
You do remember your business partner don't you
You ever had a big kahuna burger pt1
You ever had a big kahuna burger pt2
You ever had a big kahuna burger pt4
You ever had a big kahuna burger pt5
You gotta problem with ebony
You know what divine intervention is
You know what they call pt2
You know what they call pt5
You know who we are pt2
You know who we are?
You mind if i have some of your tasty beverage pt1
You mind if i have some of your tasty beverage pt2
You need me a lot more than i need you
You need to go now
You read the bible pt1
You read the bible pt2
You read the bible pt3
You read the bible pt5
You ready to blow pt1
You ready to blow pt2
You ready to blow pt3
You remeber anton pt1
You remeber anton pt3
You see the size of that gun
You were saying
You were saying
You were saying
You win
You're close motherfucker
You're smart mother fucker that's right
You're the evil man
You're the weak pt1
You're under arrest for the crime of prostitution
Your ass ain't talking your way outta this shit
Your breath right

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