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Home > Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard: Twins
All I wanted was make us into a family.
And I have no respect for those with no respect for logic.
But believe me, I've been looking forward to this moment my whole life.
But believe me, I've been looking forward to this moment my whole life. It is. I've been on my island. I'm telling you, this is absolutely incredible, that.
But that must find my brother. You know where he might be.
Cookies.
Could you tell me who lives here?
Dickhead.
Do you know where he might be?
Don't be nervous. I hate violence because I never carry a gun.
Dylan.
Excuse me, but I was just taking a shower.
Excuse me, we're looking for Marian Benedict, please.
Excuse me?
Goodnight.
Had the first rule in a crisis situation, you negotiate first and you attack last.
Have the highest respect for women.
Hello.
Hey, dickhead.
Hey.
Hi.
How can bullshit walk?
How much money do you owe?
I am your brother.
I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be resolved without resorting to violence.
I don't lie.
I know you don't know who I am.
I think it's important we try to find our fathers.
I was just taking a shower.
I'm looking for someone that lived here a long time ago.
I'm looking for Vincent Benedict.
I'm telling you this is absolutely incredible, that.
I'm terribly sorry to disturb your party.
I'm your brother Julius.
If they have lied to us about Mama forward these years, maybe they lied to her too.
If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff called.
If you're lying to me, how they back.
Is she here?
Is wrong.
Julia is.
Look, God's stomach, here it comes.
Marianne Benedict.
May I ask you a question?
Maybe we're looking for Marion Benedict, please.
My name is Julius and I'm your twin brother.
My name is Julius.
No, I don't, but I'm learning.
No, I don't.
No.
No.
Now he's lying.
Now, isn't it great to be one of the good guys for a change?
Oh, excuse me, could you tell me who lives here?
Oh, Vincent, you locked yourself out.
Ohh wait a minute.
Ohh.
OK.
Pissed off?
Right now.
So sorry about this.
So why are you being so immature about all this?
Take out the papers and the trash. Or you don't get no spending cash. If you don't scrap that kitchen floor, you ain't gonna rock'n'roll no more. Yakety yak. Don't talk back.
Tell me a little bit about Vincent.
Tell me a little bit about Vincent. Was he a great athlete? Was he interested in chess and poetry?
Tell us where our mother is.
Thank you.
That could be yak. Yak and yak don't talk back.
That's our mother.
That's right.
That's slang, huh?
The first time in my life I'm pissed off.
The second rule in a crisis situation.
This is a great idea.
This is Vincent's car. Can I help you please?
This may sound strange, but I'm looking for someone that lived here a long time ago.
Vincent.
We are her sons.
We are looking for Miss Marian Benedict, please.
We are not identical twins.
We got to find her.
We had six fathers it different parts of a lot of different people.
Well, after we've paid off all our debts, we have exactly 12,278 dollars.
Well, I don't have a girlfriend.
What a day.
What do you want?
Why didn't you?
Yakety yak. Don't talk back.
Yes, right now.
Yes, we do, and I'm coming with you.
Yes.
Yes.
You are very stupid person.
You don't even know what this means to me.
You forgot the third rule in a crisis situation.
You're the missing part of my life. And and I'm in the missing part of your life.
You're the missing part of my life. And and I'm in the missing part of your life. And when we find Mama. We can feel the missing part of hers.
Yummy.
$12,278.
172 Canning Glen drive.

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