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Home > Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Ah fellas.
Ah, geez.
Ah, hot.
Ah.
Ahh ha!
Ain't so hard now, are ya fatcakes?
Alright yeah, that's- nah, that's a pretty good job.
And next time try two eyes.
And that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you.
Are you even trying?
Argh.
Attaboy
Aw crap.
Aw crap.
Aw crap.
BAM! Sorry, times up, you're dead!
Bang, I make it look easy.
Batter swing!
Bing.
Boing!
Boink!
BONK
Boo.
Boom, I'm back dummy.
Cheering
Chuckling
Come on, come on.
Come on, move it up.
Come on, move the cart!
Dawh.
Defend the freaking point.
Denied.
Depth perception pal. Look into it.
Diagnosis you suck.
Ding Dong
Dismissed.
Doctor, doctor, doctor.
Doink!
Dominated your shape shifting red.
Domination look it up.
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight.
Don't you ever cross me again?
Downtown.
Drink it in pal. That's how failure tastes.
Drop dead and give me 20.
Dude, you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery
Dumbass!
Dummy.
Eat it. You mute freaking moron.
Freaking unbelievable.
Get on the freaking point dumb ass.
Go go go.
Go go go.
Good catch dummy.
Good hands buddy.
Got a nice piece of that.
Gotcha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Hahaha.
Hahahahahaha.
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beating your freaking head in a.
Here's a schematic for you my ass.
Here's something you should have built a not dying machine.
Hey knucklehead, I'm talking to you.
Hey knucklehead, you ain't gonna win.
Hey lard fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets do they?
Hey look you shapeshifted into a dead guy.
Hey wimps
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my head's bad at it?
Hey, it's something you can invent next time ducking.
Hey, look at me Ma.
Hey, who's on fire now?
Hey.
Hi ma.
Hit the bricks. Pal, you're done.
Hit the road bozo. Let a real scout get to work.
Home freaking run.
How you like me now, blockhead.
How's that feel wimp?
How's the weather over there? Dumb ass. Get to the freaking point.
Howa
I am owning you you fat bald bastard.
I am owning you you fat bald, fatty fat fat fat.
I am the scout here.
I broke your stupid crap, moron.
I cannot believe this.
I did it.
I don't know who to thank first. Oh I know me.
I don't usually kill morons this fast.
I eat your sandwiches. I eat 'em all!
I got it, I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I hate doctors.
I think i'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
I will never stop killing you.
I'll make it look easy.
I'll put it in my trophy room with the others.
I'm a freaking blur here.
I'm batting 1000.
I'm dying here.
I'm gonna be on his skull till I hit tonsils.
I'm talking to you.
I've wasted you.
If you order now, I don't wanna second beaten absolutely free.
Im gonna headbutt'cha, Im gonna headbutt'cha, Im gonna Heatbutt'cha
Is anybody even paying attention to me?
Is anybody even paying attention to me?
Is that all you got more on?
It was a mercy killing. You live in a camper van.
It's so close.
It's starting to bore me how much you suck.
Keep it moving guys.
Keep pushing it.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Let's do this.
Let's go.
Let's move it up.
Let's waste them.
Live at up, Cyclops.
Look at me.
Look at this, just caving this. Call my bat still dry. No clumps of hair, nothing.
Look at you, you look like you ran through traffic.
Major League.
Man, your skull's so soft, you're makin' this easy
March you lazy bums.
Missed me.
Moron.
Nice aim!
Nice catch, knucklehead.
Nice hustle, tons of fun. Next time. Eat a salad.
Nice hustle.
Nice try pal.
No no no, the cart!
No other class gonna do that.
No problem.
No way.
No.
No.
No.
Oh
Oh
Oh geez guys, we gotta stop it.
Oh geez the cart
Oh i'm Burnin' I'm burnin'
Oh what you gonna cry you gonna cry now.
Oh yeah, you're real scary.
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit, you know wait, yeah, I did.
Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure
OK, this does not look good here.
Ooh I got all of that one.
Ooh, your gun shoots medicine. It's intimidating.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pfffft.
Play ball.
Pop quiz, how long does it take to beat a moron to death? BAM! Times up, sorry you're dead.
Psych.
Punk
Push the freakin' Cart!
Push!
Put him up, pal.
Real nice effort Deutsch bag.
Real smooth dummy.
Remember Me, yeah you do.
Repeat after me, I'm dead.
Return to freaking sender.
Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead.
Snipe that you freakin coward.
Spy.
Stand on the freaking point you moron.
Stein enough crits in the world to kill me.
Still think you're funny, funnyman?
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Sweet.
Take that you dumb bibler and dope.
Thanks for that tough guy.
Thanks pally.
That ain't the right way guys.
That didn't hurt
That freakin hardhats a spy.
That freaking medics is spy.
That freaking Pyros a spy.
That freaking snipers a spy.
That spy ain't one of us.
That was all you.
Thats what Im talking about
The best man won you bomb throwing drunk.
The clock moving backwards.
The freaking demos a spy.
The freaking heavies are spy.
The freaking soldiers are spy.
Then $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothing all day.
There's a dinger for you.
There's a spy over here.
Think fast chuckle nuts.
This did not just happen.
This guys dead
This is a real freaking embarrassment.