American Dad! - Season 7 Edit

A Are you sure?

A bigger waste of time than that.

A bird distracted me on my backswing.

A black and a white talking as if it's normal.

A boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom.

A bottle of Rain Duck they were holding for me.

A box of flip flops, so the girls could dance.

A boy and an alien in a wig and magical shorts on a bus.

A cat skitters by, each step a relief,

A clue would have been grand.

A down payment for all the night retainers she lost.

A fake rock!

A fat man tried to touch me and my friend in a bicycle shop...

A few days before the wedding?

A firm grip that says you can trust him,

A girlfriend? Isn't that a little farfetched?

A job...

A little help, dude.

A locked wrist that says

A lot better.

A lot of people ain't see it because they weren't ready to accept a black princess.

A man without his religion is...

A monthly bill for a P.O. box at this location, see.

A reverse Brewster's Millions?

A rob job.

A Schtibly!

A Schtoobly?

A severed finger.

A single man's tub, designed for a party lifestyle.

A sneaky boy is what you are.

A sweet, stupid lady has invited me for steaks...

A syringe?

A teddy bear as our receptionist?

A teen girl at the dance

A wet dream.

A wink.

A word of caution.

A Zwanzi tribesman's nook nook ribbon, pre Lonzi ritual.

Aaaahhh!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! He's so nimble!

Aaah! I don't want to die here.

Aaah! Mister and Lady!

Aaah! Ooh!

Aaah! That's the culprit right there!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! I can't believe your father's not here.

Aah! I'm drowning!

Aah! My back!

Aah! My back!

Aah! What the hell?

About being tenacious.

About Roger taking Scarlett away for the weekend...

Absolutely.

Accidentally putting on Hayley's panties.

According to prison rules, I became Lewis' bitch

Ach! Put down that magazine.

Ach! What?

Acting? I'm not acting.

Actually, it's Johnny Golf Swimandtennis,

Adoption takes years.

Adulthood is crashing down on you, Steve.

After all these years of rebuffing my advances?

After being lost at sea for 12 years!

After he beat up my previous husband.

After I pulled the plug.

After I took care of him the week you all went to Michael Jackson's funeral.

After Kimberly's mother passed,

After that, we had three years of wedded bliss.

After the first hole, the score is... 35 to 36.

After tonight, he's gonna love me more...

After what he did to my wine fridge? No way!

Afternoon.

Agreed on the drugs and drinking

Agreed.

Ah ha ha! He does.

Ah ha ha! I made it into the episode.

Ah, and there she is.

Ah, deceived once again by whimsy.

Ah, hell, Ricky, I can't stay mad at you.

Ah, here we go. Amphetamines.

Ah, I can't do it. I can't do it.

Ah, it's more than that.

Ah, man. I must have grabbed a pair

Ah, no, but that's funny. Very funny.

Ah, screw it! I'm done waiting for this wine.

Ah, squiggle bottom!

Ah, then you're just going to become a rich jerk

Ah, this is tough.

Ah, this water feels good on my jeans.

Ah, turns out Chelsea didn't like

Ah, we had a picnic.

Ah, yeah! Yeah, yeah!

Ah, you know damn well I stole it.

Ah, you mean like getting rid of that dumb bear?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! You dumb son of a...! No, that's not who Roland is.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah...

Ah... oh...

Aha, the jester.

Ahh, I miss it.

Ahh! Ooh!

Ahh.,97 Toyota Camry.

Ain't nobody got to know. Just dip a toe.

Albuquerque Zoo Discovery Center T shirt.

Alive over here.

All he's interested in is girls.

All I have to do is murder my grandson!

All I want to do is ride you to McDonald's.

All part of the plan, you dope.

All right then, Slick.

All right, all you have is a prop.

All right, buddy!

All right, Dad, think.

All right, gladiators, this is what we've practiced so hard for.

All right, I I was wrong.

All right, I'll let you in.

All right, I'll try 'em.

All right, I'm saying it. Why is he even here?

All right, kids.

All right, Kisses. You ready?

All right, lucky panties.

All right, ma,am, I understand that you're determined to keep the money.

All right, now! Summertime!

All right, quiet down, everyone.

All right, Roger. Let's do it.

All right, run along now.

All right, Stan, don't make a scene.

All right, Stan, if you don't make this, you lose.

All right, Steve, the biggest myth in wrestling is that you need strong arms.

All right!

All right! And we get to dress you up in a superhero outfit!

All right. Here we go.

All right. I'll give you a week to make it up to me.

All right. I'll see it.

All right. We're just gonna find the guy I slept with, get his name...

All right. Well, we could use this orange key to check on our sneakers.

All that matters right now is that we take our time and do this right.

All that smiling and positivity.

All that stuff really happened to me.

All the animals will take care of each other, just like they do in the wild.

All the prayers and all the brothers

All the time, bitch. Good.

All the training, all the matches,

All the... body oils. You know what I mean?

All this time I was hoping my dad would think I'm brave...

All we have to do is test drive a car.

All you can eat diarrhea restaurants named Diarrhea Perlman's.

All you need to do is convince Lewis...

All you need to worry about is dancing your little fanny off.

All you!

All you'd have to do is sign a few papers, and la la I'm responsible for Steve.

Allow me to break it down for you.

Almost done with what?

Although Black Dick is huge and veiny.

Always bet on red.

Always happy to dispense sound judgment.

Am I dialing Moviefone right now?

Am not showing improvement.

An errand? An errand! Yes, yes, yes, yes!

An ice cream man saunters...

An incredibly stacked teenage girl.

An uncomfortable experience for me, Daniel.

An underground cute newspaper in 1943

And a mushroom flatbread pizza that smells like nut sack.

And a pretend office in your father's garage is a joke?!

And all I want is 45 more seconds

And am therefore glad that you kicked one.

And am therefore glad that you kicked one.

And and give it to our grandchildren.

And and go to her school plays...

And anyone who trusts my judgment as the protector of this family...

And bad things happen.

And be the Prince of Zamunda?

And became Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

And because I'm going back to work with Horatio,

And because of that super sad story...

And become City Comptroller?!

And below that, this is just a hotline number

And berries at night. That's all I need.

And best life path?

And breaking that curse, and you kids aren't gonna stop me.

And buy her bunnies and run over her bunnies...

And buy her new bunnies before she finds out.

And by the way, Father of the Year here.

And chocolate soufflé at the club.

And come on a wonderful adventure.

And come over to check on us.

And commit a sin like this.

And cutting wake up farts.

And Daniel so he'd lead me to the shipment.

And didn't have time to change.

And dirty bombs a few years ago...

And do God knows what with...

And don't forget. You absolutely have to transport back by midnight

And don't worry about the bank. I got your forms right here.

And each of us go to our separate homes?

And edit it to make you out to be the hero.

And encourage their freeloading lifestyle?

And enjoy your last month of sucking money from my veins

And feed Klaus his omelet.

And float here next to me.

And flood all of Lower Langley,

And flood this floor.

And for what? For nothing!

And fried up one hell of farmer's tan.

And fronted a band called John Bon Jovi and the wild ones.

And gets to three!

And give me a report by the end of the day.

And give the ugliest one this.

And good ol' red, white and blue

And had to do computers...

And hasn't challenged a dog to a fistfight in days.

And have a serious talk about what we're going to do.

And having a baby fixes everything.

And having a half black baby is exactly what I need

And Hayley doesn't realize I'm her sandal repairman.

And he confirmed that my vision is getting worse.

And he goes to this alien planet

And he thought Nimoy would be involved.

And he'd like you to give him a lefty cappuccino.

And he's acting so stupid, man.

And he's hiding us from her because he's embarrassed.

And her other kidney is failing!

And here's a memento for you at no extra charge.

And here's a phone number in case you find this key.

And here's him chewing off his own cancerous mole.

And here's the locker number.

And I am drinking my signature drink.

And I can't turn it off.

And I can't turn it off.

And I did it as an old man.

And I didn't know what to get her, so

And I don't know the recipe for apple pie...

And I got drunk, and

And I gotta quit these things too.

And I guarantee you, everyone you wronged will forgive you.

And I had to be totally heroic, big time.

And I hereby officially accept.

And I hope you'll still really like me, too.

And I just started an e mail.

And I just won't lose him again!

And I needed a way to make sure you'd come with me to Louisville

And I never want to leave you...

And I really don't have a good one.

And I saw this orphanage and...

And I think we both agree that it's not all right

And I want to be sick forever.

And I want to make sure I've left

And I was finally able to achieve orgasm.

And I were adopted by a rich white guy.

And I will not go back to Relax The Back.

And I won't have you disrespecting it!

And I would be proud to shake your hand.

And I, you.

And I'll also take this off season Santa pen.

And I'll be supporting you all the way.

And I'm going to be best man!

And I'm gonna finally be there for it.

And I'm never leaving you again.

And I'm not. What a world.

And I'm on the wrong end of a falafel plate, that's how I'm doin'.

And I'm sort of in between.

And I'm the Crest Man.

And I've heard about it every day since.

And I've met Ed Burns.

And if he doesn't drive'em away, Mom's food will probably kill them!

And if it happens again later, it happens again later. Right.

And if she's not my daughter, why would I care?

And if that doesn't work out, we yank his privileges.

And if you don't, you die!

And if you keep living in the past, you can't fully live in the present.

And invite him to the wedding.

And is this one a different flavor?

And it burns like hell.

And it is my dream to accompany people

And it looks like you're casing sausage out of your butt.

And it torments me every day of my life!

And it'll be good for you to love a dog again.

And it's going to be even sweeter

And it's just gonna become a moth and stay ugly and disgusting.

And it's too much, and you're gonna blow out your sphincter, bro..

And joy that you can now get a new kitty.

And just like playing with yourselves,

And Lady!

And let Jeff and Hayley win? Never!

And let me tell you something, brother.

And let you corrupt my son.

And look at the high ceiling. He can grow as tall as he wants in here.

And make some fish sticks.

And make sure he didn't die in vain.

And me instead of Tibby Rollins?

And my savior bulge.

And neither am I.

And no one's even come close to beating it.

And not one of you has submitted a photo

And nothing can get you looser than a hot'cuzzi.

And now all he wants to do is watch Bones and relax.

And now he's trying to make me hang out with this nerdy kid named Freddy!

And now I work in the private sector.

And now phase three: to enroll at Florida State University!

And now the bank's telling me my debit card

And now we have to stab him with sacred daggers.

And now you're turning into an old man.

And obviously,

And one of Hayley's kidneys died!

And only a bottle of Rain Duck will do.

And Papa Smurf made him a magic courage potion?

And parents dinner once a week at a restaurant.

And pick up Roger's dry cleaning.

And pipe cleaners and human teeth!

And play talcum tag in the locker room.

And plow her in real life.

And pregnant.

And punch him for me, around this hard.

And put them where his testicles used to be.

And remember it worked, but then in the end,

And remember that spin the bottle party you went to?

And saw a unicycle, you stupid hack.

And send.

And sent them to the doctor.

And some of it sticks to the glass, they say the wine has

And started using my handy tube sock to dry my tears.

And Steve got into it because I called it trekking,

And strip all the copper piping out of their house.

And take a look at the satisfaction survey Klaus filled out...

And tell him I'm allergic to penicillin.

And thank you, Steve, for opening my eyes.

And that you don't come from a broken home like Reese Witherspoon's kids!

And that's being a better friend.

And that's what happens to hot tubs when you have families.

And that's what I'm talkin' about, man. Being open minded.

And that's why it's virtually impossible...

And the bear blood will distract the shark, and we can escape.

And the crab stuffed Dover sole?

And the day before I had my cholesterol checked.

And the hero of the Hudson, Sully Sullenberger.

And the lead singer, John Popper, loved my food, so he gave me the tapes.

And the old black janitor said to me, and I quote,

And the only way to get close to him is to be

And the perfect guy to watch movies with. I don't poke holes. I just enjoy the ride!

And the place gets a little...

And the ultimate testament to my greatness...

And then come back here and go to town

And then cooked it another 30 seconds.

And then forget about'em.

And then he was gonna dump me for that nerd,

And then I add candied almonds and sprinkle it with some blue cheese.

And then I was about to change his mind...

And then I'm gonna do it like this.

And then it's her turn.

And then look him up in the present in case Hayley needs his kidney.

And then not buy.

And then Pappa Wheelie and his son Wheels.

And then sell owners medicine that cures those diseases...

And then sell owners medicine that cures those diseases...

And then she cut off my face.

And then we're out of the game for good.

And then, he'll yell at her for making it too cold.

And then, when the kid becomes famous,

And there is not one parasite swimming up my urethra.

And there's the guy.

And they make you think it's healthy, but it just makes you fat.

And they want to stiff me?

And they will know how bad I nailed them.

And they've been chewing my ass off nonstop.

And this bag of legumes.

And this is called Fine Ass City.

And this is really happening.

And this time, I'm gonna do everything right.

And through expanding the wormhole, we were able to transport into the past.

And to find out what you know about this key.

And unless you take it, you're gonna make me cry.

And use these 24 inch pythons.

And we are taking care of this ourselves.

And we both know Douglas is gonna work there for the rest of his life.

And we could really use the Blues Traveler money.

And we do it in there, on the biggest slide they got.

And we just sold our last bottle.

And we know so little about them.

And we'd be terrible parents...

And we'll get you on that pet pics Web site, no sweat.

And what do you love most about him?

And when I'm gone, it will remain.

And while I'm being candid,

And win campaigns decisively!

And with permission, we'd like to publish it on the site.

And you are not.

And you are, too.

And you can put that frog in the casserole.

And you can, honey.

And you can't get fully ****d under a car.

And you didn't even brag about it.

And you harpooned me.

And you killed it.

And you know how I am when I drink champagne.

And you saw me kill someone so now I'm going to kill you.

And you should've been here to see him off!

And you still can't do that move!

And you, missy! You take your emergency fund and sign up for a cooking class!

And you! Bring your girlfriend to dinner!

And you! Gussy up for you husband!

And you! if you're tossin' it to your mother in law, it damn well better be a Frisbee!

And you'd give me another chance.

And you're a nobody now,

And you're a wonderful husband and father.

And you've never done anything about...

And, Pedro, you're so...

And? Am I going to be a father again?

Another feeding?

Any calls?

Any help at all would be greatly appreciated.

Any questions are always welcome.

Anybody got any ideas?

Anyone can crack this case, he can.

Anyone in here?

Anyone interested in joining the wrestling team, please raise your hand.

Anyone seen Steve?

Anyone smart or loyal enough to take my side in this, come with me to the attic.

Anyone who's interested in living and not being stupid and crazy...

Anyone with any helpful information

Anyway

Anyway, as always,

Anyway, Dad, it's time to let Kisses go.

Anyway, I invited McCain to a heroes, brunch...

Anyway, I never worked up the courage

Anyway, I'm gonna go hit the sack.

Anyway, my wife had passed, and it was Patricia's 50th birthday...

Anyway, the boy wrestles.

Anyway, there's nothing I can do to change his mind.

Appreciate the club when you're 85, if you're lucky.

Are down in the catacombs. We have to...

Are even more beautiful to me now

Are still looking for this little lady, I'll tell you that much.

Are there people here?

Are these really all your ideas?

Are they okay?

Are we above Egypt?

Are you a bunny in a loafer?

Are you a challenger?

Are you a father, Nate?

Are you a hipster, are you a Frenchman,

Are you allergic to vaginas, Steve?

Are you calling me out, Jeff?

Are you challenging me to make a Challenger joke?

Are you challenging me?

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy? Of course people choose families over hot tubs!

Are you going to audition?

Are you kidding me? I saved your lives!

Are you President of the United States?

Are you really asking that to the guy

Are you really going to go through with this?

Are you saying Coach Keegan, who is now the baseball coach...

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you still working at the CIA?

Are you sure criminals will be intimidated by my outfit?

Are you sure we shouldn't evacuate?

Are you sure you don't want to come up with some joke to end that?

Are you sure?

Are you testing me?!

Are you the Hamburglar?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Are you trying to tell me

Are you watching this?

Are you... are you banging my dad?!

Around discs of bologna, and I have beaucoup family money,

Around here.

As a junior detective

As a surprise for his caddy.

As Hurricane Flozell grows stronger...

As I saw him cut a hole in the bottom of his bucket.

As long as we have light, we're okay.

As many of you know, the wrestling program has been defunct for several years...

As of this moment, I've stopped caring what you think of me.

As soon as I heard your dad was having that heroes, brunch...

As soon as Steve gets a taste of vachoosh...

As the best man,

As the pen hit the paper, I knew instantly I was a liar.

As the sun set, we made love.

As to why I am the perfect candidate to own a dog.

As you all know, there has been an alien

As you can see, everything in my life is going perfectly.

As you out there, I would have come out so much sooner.

Ashley's doing the splits for a cigarette.

Ask her why her breath was so nasty.

At one point, I convinced myself Roger's performance in "courtesy" merited a four.

At some point in the future, you're gonna try to squat 300 pounds at the gym...

At the camping store hexed you,

At the club tomorrow, and I figured I'd treat myself.

Athletic accomplishments.

Atta girl.

Attaboy, Kisses!

Attaboy.

Attacking the boxers I wore the day Francine made tacos.

Attagirl

Attention, everyone!

Attention, everyone.

Au revoir, les enfants! That means "fuck you"!

Audition?

Aunt Evelyn! Aunt Evelyn, it's me, Rafael! Rafael Penguin!

Avatar. It's a movie?

Avery, I'm here to apologize for

Avoid the geese, like all the other pilots do every single day!

Aw, damn, Scarlett?

Aw, don't worry, babe.

Aw, look, babe.

Aw, Snot has them?

Aw, thanks!

Aw.

Aw...

Awesome! This is gonna be great!

Awesome.

B But he loves it here.

Babe, I gotta go.

Baby antichrist says, "blessings to you and yours

Baby, would you like to sit down?

Back problems, huh? Come on. I'm gonna get you fixed up.

Back to the office, boss?

Back to work for another summer.

Bang, bang! Bang! Bang! Good, right?

Banging married chicks.

Barry swallowed a whole roll of quarters.

Barry's only one win away. I will not lose my record.

Based in reality.

Be glad about that!

Be grateful you have two parents who love you...

Be... kidding...

Beat it, Sweet Charity; we're not taking your case.

Beautiful day. Día bueno.

Because I didn't want you to see the real me.

Because I have to push out some green curry.

Because I killed the Secretary of Defense.

Because I need someone to help me dump her body in Shelby Lake.

Because I wasn't his first priority.

Because I worked for it.

Because if that guy is Hayley's father...

Because in some ways, I'm two fathers.

Because it gives this guy the green apple splatters.

Because it is the real you.

Because it was a stupid idea.

Because it wasn't handed to me on a silver platter.

Because it will help me get to my ultimate goal...

Because it's printed on the key.

Because it's too soon and too sad

Because neither one of us has anything left to say to each other.

Because of a deeper issue?

Because of Freddy.

Because of you, Freddy.

Because of your rampant mouth VD.

Because right before our wedding, my wife had warm up sex with another man!

Because she made people party so hard their kidneys would shut down.

Because so many things about it are seeming strange.

Because the price tag has fallen off.

Because they never had an opportunity to not work hard.

Because they've never worked for it.

Because this is real.

Because tonight, when Steve's asleep...

Because you'll both be dead!

Because you're me, and we put so much time into her.

Because, if we're going to test drive Ferraris,

Because, thanks to my last paycheck,

Because.

Been a long time, Brian.

Before he blew out his A.C.L...

Before he takes a big Yoko all over this place.

Before I shoot you with my turd gun.

Before joining Bon Jovi in 1983,

Before you can react, a man in a ski mask will tie you to a chair...

Behind a small door inside a Ross.

Behind that door lies a goddess...

Behold, Roger Smith, caregiver.

Being a best man is something I've dreamt of my entire life.

Believe me, everyone takes the easy way if they can.

Bernie, do your thing.

Bernie!

Besides, I think the house will probably hold.

Besides, there's a homely, kinky haired beauty out there

Best alien hunter around,

Best man, groom, bride and flower girl.

Betrayal!

Better interest rates.

Between a prisoner and a weaker, prettier prisoner.

Big Big Mooch Swamp, near, um...

Big Clippers fan.

Biggest milestone ever: losing his virginity.

Bill Gates rushed...

Billy's the name.

Bitch slap! Slappity slap!

Bitch, did you just hang up on...

Bitch, I'm lookin' at you, bitch!

Bitch, what did I just say?

Bitch, what'd I just say?

Bleeding out.

Bon Jovi's not here, Papa.

Bone full!

Boneless!

Bonkers is a stuffed bear... a toy!

Bonkers is not real!

Bonkers said to bring coffee.

Bonkers wanted me fired, and when that didn't happen,

Bonkers was jealous that you came in

Boo.

Booyah! Yay!

Bowling. Tuesday night is league night. Where else would I be?

Boy, I have learned that the hard way.

Boy's got shaky hands.

Brave is either something you are or you're not...

Break some bad news and tell your dad

Breaking bad news is part of the job, Wheels.

Bret Michaels?

Bri, Bri, relax. I got it.

Brian just called me! He said you were a jerk during Coffee with the Principal!

Brian, are you in there?

Brian, I don't want to die in the Grand Canyon.

Brian, I'm so sorry.

Brian, I'm throwin' your ass out for not paying rent.

Brian, it's Stan.

Brian, you and Ashley go practice dancing

Brian, you can't marry that woman!

Brian, you've gotten fat on me.

Brian? it's me, Ric

Brian.

Bright yellow.

Bring me up. Let me talk to him.

Bro, relax! Go splash some water

Brought you two boys some soup.

Buckle and Sharri

Bullock so he'd give me these guns...

Burgundy dress shoes.

Business or pleasure?

But

But all Kisses needs is to be put out of his misery.

But all you can do is be there for him.

But Ashley here has won a regional beauty pageant.

But Christian leaders around the world saw you on TV,

But curb yourself people; this isn't junior high.

But don't feel bad.

But don't worry, Son. You're a Smith. You'll be fine.

But Dr. Lizzy said that

But everything else was just a fantasy.

But gives them different diseases.

But he is trying.

But he loves my younger brother.

But he tries harder than anyone I've ever met.

But he...

But he's only breathing with the help of a machine.

But how can we afford this?

But how can you afford a membership here?

But how is this even possible?!

But how long you plan on staying?

But I admire what you're doing here.

But I can't find the translation.

But I can't, because I have P.T.A. tomorrow.

But I can't, because I'm pretty sure my parents fucked in it last night!

But I can't.

But I decided it wasn't quite the right setting.

But I did find this flyer.

But I do like to do whatever I like.

But I don't wanna.

But I got something even better.

But I just bought a noodle.

But I killed you!

But I know they're always there when I need them.

But I know what it does unlock.

But I love him so much!

But I love making believe.

But I made one miscalculation.

But I made one miscalculation.

But I refuse it because...

But I think it's still here somewhere.

But I think she just wants to be my buddy.

But I was scared you might tell me that you two were lovers.

But I won't have anything to do with that dog.

But I wrong.

But I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit by

But I'll definitely be home for dinner.

But I'll let you know when I do.

But I'm going to school full time and Jeff's already

But I'm not going to do that, because I have a better idea:

But I'm not right for you.

But I'm not sure you understand what we do here.

But I'm only halfway through my soak.

But I'm only letting you sit there because my crotch is chilly.

But I'm ready now.

But I'm right too. This is good sorbet.

But I'm running a business here.

But I'm sure you'll figure that out later.

But I'm wearing your robe.

But I've got an amphibious vehicle.

But I've realized there's something more important

But if Bonkers isn't real,

But if I do something to show him I'm brave...

But if we stick together and believe in each other,

But if you would all just listen to me, I could fix it.

But in his shoes..

But it was the largest beer in the universe!

But it wasn't the Hamburglar, so I didn't listen.

But it'll take a few days.

But it's a numbers game.

But it's the foundation of who I am.

But Kisses is not going to recover from this accident.

But look what happened.

But luckily, a good friend of mine was looking out for me.

But more importantly, end this bit.

But much like the appeal of the Ugg boot,

But my fantasy girl.

But my life was the inspiration for that show.

But no more lies.

But not me... I've been baking in the sun

But not today 'cause that alien is mine.

But now an annoying I mean, involved parent...

But now I know I'm brave, and that's all that counts.

But now it looks like it's at nine diop...

But now that their secrets are out...

But now you have the body of a 75 year old man.

But one thing I do remember is her hair.

But right after my dad left us...

But right now, I need to be with my wife.

But Roger, it's clearly time for butt play!

But seeing Tracy stirred up feelings I thought were gone.

But she dumped me because I wouldn't commit.

But she knows it's just right.

But she told me her final resting place

But some of my best tagging.

But thankfully, a summer of hard work

But that could take forever. Steve is not a... sensual boy.

But that didn't stop me from making one.

But that was years ago!