American Dad! - Season 10 Edit

A Actually, I might've mis shopped, heh.

A canoe trip, you say?

A carrot?

A few nights a week watching reruns of Martin.

A La Z Boy perfect!

A La Z Boy?

A little boy from Russia

A rather trashy element into our home.

A sense of community

A Spider Man backpack as a gift!

A two year deal on House Beautiful.

A Waterford Crystal teddy bear!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! This is oxygen, not nitrous!

About an alien on the loose,

About what it meant to be a man.

About what's gonna happen when she blabs about us?!

Accent.

Accidentally threw your neighbor's New York Times

Actually, it's one of those Euorpean style places,

Actually, Michael, there's something

Actually, now that we have a minute to breathe,

After bedtime. Paposhkas!

Again, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Ah, I should go to work.

Ah, our new son will go perfectly with this.

Ah!

Alien stealer!

All right, everybody stay here.

All right, family meeting.

All right, let me get my tools.

All right! All right! You're the R Dog!

All right! The Speedos worked!

All you do is ask me for things.

ALL: Aw!

Also, all the meat is kangaroo.

Although it is a shame they couldn't conceive naturally.

America's only family friendly dive bar experience!

And a partial profit participant of Roger's Spot, Roger Smith!

And away from that ape across the street. I hear ya.

And bring him to your feet!

And Cartoon Network, so if you guys ever want to come...

And enjoy the little moments in my life.

And even though Michael doesn't arrive until tomorrow,

And find my quiet place.

And he convinced Greg to go along with it?

And her stories...

And I can legally sell you alcohol again.

And I got to find Betsy.

And I in a barrel of salsa.

And I just need you to sign here.

And I love to turn people on to The Wire.

And I said thanks.

And I think I saw something in here about Dartmouth.

And I wasn't fishing.

And I wouldn't have it any other way.

And I've been vibing on her lady pheromones.

And if you just give us a chance,

And if you keep up this pace, the next one'll be your last.

And if you're willing to sell,

And it doesn't faze him at all?

And it was piloted by...

And just go to town?

And let me tell ya,

And make your bachelor pad all girly.

And my cape was still in the dryer I panicked.

And no shirts for our Christmas photo.

And now, let's welcome to the stage the founder

And playing in the sulfuric rain.

And put everything back to the way it was!

And Roger have a unique bond, Stan.

And since it's my idea,

And started dating his male students.

And that baby...

And that helicopter is my friend's face.

And that's how I became Kim Kardashian.

And that's not a dig on her.

And the answer is, happy...

And the credit card information of people who pass out.

And the governor called to send his condolences

And the guy showing his joint to all the waitresses.

And the Spice Channel is still profitable!

And then a horn honked, distracting me.

And then you, mademoiselle, are going downtown

And there's never a dull moment

And they invited us to the shower!

And to say how happy he was

And to what have I been saying?!

And we carried that with us the rest of our lives.

And we take it.

And we wanted your beautiful mug to be the face of the company.

And we will not rest

And we're all going.

And went to Toys "R" Us.

And what have you still not received?

And why would you?

And you're Liev Schreiber!

And you've established lasting relationships

And your campaign needs some big money.

And... (hocks a loogie sound)

Another step.

Any Spanx lying around, do you?

Anything yet?

Anyway, everything has to be so perfect with him.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the show,

Anyway, I'm not worried about (hocks a loogie sound).

Anyway, prepare to be captured!

Anyway, this is not my fault, it's yours!

Apricot wheat?!

Apricot wheat?!

Are adopting another child.

Are they overbooked?

Are we a go?

Are we, Corbin Bates family?

Are you within striking distance or what?

Aren't shooting their friends in the face

Aren't you gonna use it?

As for me?

As I was just trying to find...

As is that scarf.

As they open their hearts to...

As we turn the camera on ourselves

At death's door, still a trailblazer.

At least I'm not an ear sore.

At orphanage who touch us with rake.

At this year's Emerging Titans of Industry

Attagirl, lose 'em in the woods,

Aw, look, Stan...

Back... to talking.

Bad Charlotte!

Barely hear myself groaning.

Barry became the poet in residence at Ithaca College

BARRY MANILOW: ♪ And I'm... ♪

Barry, toss this Frisbee into her backyard,

Baths are so great,

Because a bunch of drunks aren't gonna tell me

Because I am in.

Because in all 480 locations, it's just a stool.

Because it won't be happening again.

Because not only are we out of the house...

Because that was never my catchphrase.

Because we're expanding Roger's Spot nationwide,

Bed and breakfast... (gasps)

Beezus is a Christ figure! Her name rhymes with Jesus.

Before he gets home from his vacation in Croatia.

Before they can talk, I have to kill Michael.

Being pushed out of my own bar is worse

Being wet and bloated was a nice touch.

Bets!

Betty Crocker, Famous Amos, John DeLorean.

Bloated?

Blow it out your ass!

Bonsoir, mes amis.

Boring.

BOY (crying): Somebody help me!

BOY: Tommy, help! Somebody help! Oh, God.

Boycott Roger's Spot!

Boycott Roger's Spot!

Boycott Roger's Spot!

Boycott Roger's Spot!

Bring home tomato juice,

Bring on the La Z Boy!

BULLOCK (over P.A.): Attention, alien creature!

BULLOCK: Don't take...

BULLOCK: Who's gasping out there?!

But about the "couple" thing

But anyways, I'm here at the wall, right now.

But don't worry, the idea is to make it reflect us.

But feel free to stick around,

But first we gotta make a quick stop...

But got rid of the smell and the hopelessness

But I got a fifty fifty shot the tune's dead on.

But I just feel like that's our business, you know?

But I just told myself,

But I like always do the responsible thing.

But I need to get back to the bar!

But I thought you had today off.

But I'm required to go door to door

But it's my destiny.

But it's not my fault more current people

But it's through that drainage pipe.

But just barely.

But my favorite thing to do is...

But now it's ruined, it's all ruined!

But now you're just wearing yourself out

But only because I like playing

But rather...

But Roger, if the CIA gets her, she'll be dissected!

But she wasn't getting the message.

But tell me, Liev Schreiber,

But that can't be.

But that doesn't change the fact

But that was Mick, my most loyal barfly!

But the opposite.

But there is an alternative to all this hard work.

But this trip was a mistake.

But what if we get tired?

But won't it look strange,

But you got to give them back so I can return them

But you probably don't,

But you seemed perfect for one another.

But you're gonna have to lose the nasty accent.

But you're in danger! You've gotta believe me!

But you're ruining your Build A Bear.

But, you know, sometimes you just want a Ho Ho.

By February, I'll have mastered conversational Japanese.

By myself

Can't you see that?

Catalina, wait!

Catch anything?

Cause the toilet's right there, you know?

Champagne?

Charles, why are you calling?

Charlotte, careful.

Charlotte's gonna love that clean cutting.

Check it out two chicks dancing.

Click, click, click

Clown wrapping paper?

Coffee and breakfast pork chops for you, Stan.

Come in.

Come on, Roger. Let's head home.

Come on! Don't be that way! Come back!

Coming right up.

Cop killer!

Corporate banned Mick

Corporate SynergyFest?

Crossing everything off my bucket list.

Dad, why are we putting all this stuff

Daddies!

Daddy?!

Damn it, Roger!

Dedicated to looking for you!

Did you know that P. Diddy only sleeps

Didn't know this was motel lobby rules.

Different from the one that dropped me off.

Dive on in.

Dive on in.

Dive on in.

Dive... on... in?

Do "Dive on in"!

Do I put sock on door handle if I am being ****d?

Do not enter...

Do you boys know anyone willing to pick up a hoe

Do you mind keeping it down?

Do you speak English?

Doesn't mean I can't serve.

Don't flatter yourself.

Don't leave us, Nana.

Don't tell me, you'd pick her...

Double pockets there,

Drive. Drive! The door will shut on its own.

Eat up!

Eh, not really. When we're doing it,

Ended up marrying his commanding officer,

Even I'm getting hungry!

Every time I start the car, I'm giving back to the Earth.

Everything.

Everything's different.

Excuse me a moment.

Extraterrestrial spacecraft, sir.

Fabulous, fabulous. Wonderful.

False alarm.

Finally tonight, Terry and I have some wonderful news:

Fine, I'm leaving.

Fine, you want the real dirt?

Follow Greg and Terry's journey

For a long time...

For pizza poppers.

For real, muchas gracias. I mean it. Look at me.

For the first time in seven years.

For the rest of our lives.

Forget it, forget it, just drive.

Four hours a night?

Francine won't let me buy a La Z Boy

Francine, get in here!

Francine, I'm sure he...

Francine, if I was doing the wrong thing,

Francine, relax, have a drink.

From Greg's impossibly high expectations.

From now until I die neatly filed in a bucket.

From the bottom of my heart. Please let go, Mick.

From the Finger Lakes.

From the garage out on the lawn?

FURRY ALIEN: Oh, my God.

Geez, so...

Gentlemen, we are in.

Get it inside.

Get lost, this is my home now.

Get out of here.

Get over here with that gift!

Girl shoulders!

Give me your shirt and I'll let everyone live.

Go, Wizards! Go, Wizards!

Good morning, sexy.

Good night, Rog.

Great call on these Speedos, Snot.

Great call on these Speedos, Snot.

Great! Let's play that game where we see what stores

Great. I'll get going on the grout work.

Great. You happy?

GREG (on TV): Well, the big moment is finally here.

Greg and Terry are adopting

Greg and Terry have culture.

Greg and Terry's daughter speaks French and only French!

Growing out of?

Guys, can you give us a second?

Guys, there's something you should know!

Ha! You're on fire today!

Ha! You're on fire today!

Has the fish turned?

He did. I saw it.

He didn't fit in to the skinny jeans.

He didn't... fit in.

He has a tattoo that says, "R Dog"

He says he paid for that salad.

He sticks to walls like this.

He was never gonna to fit in at Dartmouth.

He was two pillows and a soccer ball.

He'll be back in 15 minutes.

He'll be fine. There's police everywhere.

He's assembling a strike force to capture her.

He's just restocking his waiting room!

He's right!

He's scaring me again.

He's up all night designing sweatpants,

Hello!

Help! I crashed and I don't have a boyfriend!

Here, let me show you the new game room

Hey, how are the magazine sales going?

Hey, I bet I can guess what's in your lunch

Hey, I got an idea.

Hey, I see you with that TP!

Hey, look at you

Hey, look who it is!

Hey, Mick! You damn drunk, wake up.

Hey, Mick's here! Mick, stand up.

Hey, neighbors!

Hey, Roger, I'm going to yoga. You want to come?

Hey, Roger!

Hey, Tosh, county still dragging their feet on the permits?

Hey, uh, can I use your bathroom?

Hey, yesterday, you were as excited about it as I was!

Hey! How about them pretzels!

Hey! If he doesn't like it, he can say something.

Hey. We still up for this?

Hi, baby.

Hi. Can I help you?

Hi. Um, I don't usually call these things and like,

Hi. We've got a bit of a wait, but feel free

Highest revenue generating, casual dining experiences.

His mind is a volcano.

Hmm. I'm gonna have to talk to your French teacher.

Hmm... So it's...

Ho Hos? A La Z Boy?!

Hole's jammed again.

How about I take you to a romantic B&B for the weekend?

How are you?

How is that good news?

How kitsch!

How the hell am I supposed to take down a CIA helicopter?

How you doing, Mick?

Hugs, not drugs.

I ain't till dippin'! It was Clarence the Goat.

I am over her.

I am ruined.

I bounced a check for my girlfriend's abortion?

I broke the door!

I call last!

I came here to save Terry.

I can tell by looking at them that they're the type to nod

I can tell.

I can't be with someone like that.

I can't thank you enough. Can't fix it until you let go, Mick.

I can't thank you enough. You got to let go of my hand.

I can't wait to see them on you.

I can't wait!

I clearly have no choice.

I did, Stan, I thought about it for a minute

I did. Now you know how to install drywall,

I didn't throw an orphan out of an airplane

I don't care! Wyatt Borden's company

I don't know! (sniffs)

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe you got to turn or something.

I don't understand it, but I want to so bad!

I don't understand.

I don't want to spend another minute

I feel exactly the same way,

I feel like I can still hear it.

I finally found the creature

I found that missing runner.

I found these used Ho Ho wrappers

I got 280 pounds of proof right here.

I got a business to run. For real, muchas gracias.

I got that alien you folks been looking for.

I got to get the kids to school.

I got to see where that guy's going.

I got to tell you.

I gotta, I gotta go get more of something.

I guess there's no reason why I can't go up there.

I guess this is it.

I guess what I'm saying is,

I have no choice.

I have permission!

I have to kill Terry.

I hope they got the grill started.

I hope you don't mind me interrupting,

I I don't know what that is.

I I I'm rambling, listen to me!

I I just moved here.

I I should go.

I I'd know about it.

I imagine the only place more peaceful

I Is anyone in there?

I just flipped this house for a tasty profit.

I just Googled "Russian Boy Toys."

I just got to think about my order in the bathroom.

I just have to pretend I'm Dick Cheney

I just keep seeing Stan in that terrible chair.

I just knew I'd know what it was when I found it.

I just know it.

I just saw Roger sleeping in the attic.

I just want to say I won't be any trouble.

I just... sense something.

I know exactly who I am.

I know I need a disguise,

I know, but you left so quickly

I know!

I know! He even followed me to school one day.

I like Lena Dunham. It's nice to see

I like long walks in the blistering suns.

I love that idea.

I love the "boys night in" concept.

I love your sliders!

I mean, as a couple.

I mean, if the CIA had any intel

I mean, sure, it made the children laugh and play.

I mostly just stay home and watch the Spice Channel

I need to go to the mall.

I really owe you guys.

I said I wanted to hear it in the car.

I said it's for customers only!

I see everything.

I see you back there!

I see you started breakfast without me.

I see you. I'm coming with those pretzels.

I smelled him, too.

I still haven't found a gardener.

I swear to you, sir,

I think she's dipping in the till.

I think that's an old reference.

I think that's why I crashed here.

I think you're a super lady!

I thought I was joining a classy family, Terry, but you're...

I thought our family was beneath you.

I thought you could only win them on game shows.

I thought you guys...

I thought you were giving us a chance.

I told you he'd be a genius.

I totally get it.

I tried to look away, but I couldn't.

I want to go somewhere cool but sad.

I was down to 24 cans!

I was thinking, pink plaid.

I wasn't so much hair pulling,

I wasted years in that double wide trailer

I will not tolerate the deterioration of our way of life.

I would love one of those.

I would've known better than to give

I wouldn't say that.

I'd love to chat, Franny, but I'm swamped

I'd rather lose the election than get in bed with that devil!

I'd rather not call you Vincent at all,

I'd sit in it most of the time.

I'll be right down.

I'll buy the bar and put it back the way it's supposed to be!

I'll come back to that one.

I'll cut off your hands, you thief!

I'll do better!

I'll drop her at the bed and breakfast

I'll just explain that I'm banging my dog.

I'll lose everything!

I'll take care of this.

I'll treasure this for the rest of my color coded life.

I'm also on drugs.

I'm Charlotte.

I'm Frasier and you're Frasier's dad.

I'm going out to get more eggs.

I'm going to school.

I'm gonna have to ask you to leave our family alone.

I'm gonna owe you so hard.

I'm gonna poke you with a stick!

I'm gonna regret letting that get away;

I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with.

I'm gonna take (hocks a loogie sound)

I'm here to buy you out

I'm in the mood for one of your classic anecdotes.

I'm just gonna pull over, so we can stock up on snacks.

I'm listed as Mike Saperstein.

I'm Mr. Play It Safe.

I'm not going in there.

I'm not gonna protect him after I become attorney general.

I'm not selling the bar! You better...

I'm not sure.

I'm Roger, and I'm famous for saying, "Dive on in!"

I'm sorry for the mess.

I'm sorry, but she's got to go.

I'm sorry, son.

I'm sorry.

I'm starting to see this.

I'm the loudest! I got the most pep! Free T shirt.

I'm the R Dog!

I'm tired of you accusing my wife of stealing!

I'm totally gonna get some food.

I'm trying to kill you.

I'm very particular about what I put in my body.

I'm with Beezus on this one, guys.

I'm worried about Roger.

I've applied a bed of thin set,

I've given you nothing?

I've never been so humiliated!

I've only sold three subscriptions.

If I fell asleep in the La Z Boy

If I hadn't wasted all these years

If I have to drag you out.

If I were you, I'd be out there living life,

If I were you, I'd be out there living life,

If this a pyramid scheme, don't say another word,

If you don't get that dead lady out of my room,

If you want to leave the house, you have to wear a disguise.

If you're in the bathroom,

In a four part series we're calling...

In a net.

In fact, someday,

In her culture, being heavy

In ten minutes.

In the outside garbage.

Indeed!

Intercept!

Into your yard.

Is a real stroke of genius.

Is a sign of being rich or whatever.

Is that Liev Schreiber?!

Is that right?

Is the worst chemical dumper in the state!

Ish?

It actually started out as the kind of place

It is with heavy hearts that we inform our viewers

It is.

It is. I have to say that.

It seems as though Michael has brought

It was against the rules!

It was incredibly unpopular, but I said it anyway,

It was so horrible.

It wouldn't hurt to slow down a bit

It's a little hard to turn off. Dive on in.

It's all so clear to me now.

It's also worse than 10,000 Maniacs.

It's an alien.

It's behind you. Of course.

It's definitely an

It's fine, what is it?

It's for customers only. Well, no, right,

It's go time, Roger.

It's gonna be nice to get out of town

It's good to see you back behind the bar, Roger.

It's happening again!

It's hard enough having one alien around, Francine.

It's incredible!

It's just part of my outfit.

It's like he can't be by himself anymore.

It's nasty, nasty.

It's not closing.

It's not hurting anybody.

It's not sticking.

It's okay.

It's probably all that young tail in Forever 21.

It's right there!

It's so cool that Greg and Terry

It's so peaceful out here on the lake.

It's some sort of tote bag with what appears to be a...

It's the alien!

It's the old hit it and quit it, bro.

It's the third house on the left.

It's time to start living,

It's time we go our separate ways.

Jealous that we have the kind of love

Just a sec on that refill.

Just by sitting on it.

Just explain to them what I'm doing.

Just got to close my eyes, clear my head,

Just like I said I would.

Just like I was passionate about running my bar.

Just like you and me, right, Klaus?

Just take your right foot and let me ease by you.

Just takes a minute to warm up.

Just the other day, you told me if I didn't

Just the two of us? Nobody around?

Just to have Terry drag me back

Just wash your hands after.

Just you and your smooth, hungry hands

Keep an eye on Betsy.

Kill me?! I'm trying to kill you!

Klaus, why don't you come along?

Let us use their employee bathroom.

Let's give it another shot.

Let's run the CIA Diddy style:

Lieutenant Randall Santana.

Like a base. You know, I don't know,

Like I've always said,

Like looking at the ass of God.

Like they understand, and then go right...

Like you and me.

Like, an insane amount of stuff.

Like, what are the hairs

Look at that beautiful dog.

Look at this.

Look behind you, it's Cloris Leachman on a Jet Ski!

Look how relaxed my muscles are.

Look, Toby, there's only two things for sale here:

Look, we're all way too stressed out.

Look... (hocks a loogie sound)

Looks like it's time for a little spring cleaning.

Lord knows how much I hear them trying.

Make mine puh puh pepperoni!

Make mine puh puh pepperoni!

Make mine puh puh puh pineapple!

Make mine puh puh puh Vicodin!

Makes me want to dive on in!

MAN (eerily): Yes?

Man spider?

MAN: ♪ El perro, el perro ♪

MAN: Hey, where's that squirrel going?

MAN: You're gonna kill who?

Marcus is two sales away from the skateboard.

Marcus's dad is a dentist!

Maybe I am overreacting a bit.

Maybe Terry and I could go out on the lake... alone.

Maybe you should try to buy it back.

Meet me in the parking lot in five minutes!

Meet me upstairs.

Michael isn't who you think he is!

Michael, this is your Life Binder.

Michael, we're happy you're here,

Michael. Michael, it's us. Your new parents.

Michael's dead! He's dead!

Mick is a friend from before the money.

Mick was there at the beginning of the dream.

Mick, that's not who you are. You're a barfly!

Mick, what are you doing out here?

Might I remind you that you selected him.

Mind handing me the bug spray?

Mm yello?

Mmm! Oh, whoa, everything's delicious!

Mmm. (smacks lips)

Mmm...

Morning. It's 6:00 a.m

Mr. President.

Mr. Smith, please, stay in bed.

My actual catchphrase at the time was,

My company would be very interested.

My favorite fake dog nose.

My heart!

My mistake.

My mom's new boyfriend said I was too annoying

My veins are fine.

My what?

NARRATOR (reading):

NARRATOR: And that thing was a son.

Never gonna catch me!

Never... end.

New life, here we go.

New love.

Nice, Barry.

Nicer, more promiscuous driver.

No one knows which one... could be any location.

No problem.

No stress.

No way, man. I want this to sleep in.

No, I ain't.

No, I... I'm here for my AA meeting.

No, I'm Terry.

No, I'm the R Dog.

No, I'm trying to wear out this chair.

No, I'm under interested. Listen...

No, it wasn't!

No, it's a spacecraft

No, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine!

No, no, bad idea! Greg, tell him!

No, no, no, that can wait.

No, Stan! What are you doing?!

No, the food is resplendent, but I can't eat.

No, you're the piñata!

No!

No. It's just that for a third floor bar

No. No, Charlotte!

No. No, I won't do, "Dive on in"!

No. Turns out there was no pole,

No...

Nobody ever said on their deathbed,

Nobody touches Mr. Smith.

Nonsense. Just because I no longer own my bar

Nope!

Not if I kill you first.

Not the most timely reference,

Nothing better than unsophisticated trash!

Now look, you invested a little time in this, too,

Now what?

Now you have to die, too.

Now, let's talk batting order.

Now, what sophisticated stuff are we gonna do first?

O M triple G!

Of course it matters.

Of course you are. But don't you see?

Of course!

Of the "fatubeadoop."

Offering to remodel Charlotte's bedroom

Oh, am I an eyesore to your perfect little world?

Oh, and Francine? Don't say it.

Oh, Charlotte! What a surprise.

Oh, crap. Betsy! Keg change!

Oh, did I ever tell you about the time

Oh, Fran Fran.

Oh, Greg, it's awful! He fell overboard!

Oh, Greg, look!

Oh, he would hate that!

Oh, hey, boys.

Oh, hi, I'm, uh...

Oh, hi.

Oh, I am gonna give it to this guy.

Oh, I don't know, maybe it's something in the air.

Oh, I know exactly how right I am.

Oh, I only have six bullets.

Oh, I see what's happening, bro.

Oh, I took care of that.

Oh, it's beautiful here.

Oh, Michael...

Oh, Mommy, can we?

Oh, my God, do you know what this means?

Oh, my God, he's perfect!

Oh, my God, I feel like I'm rambling.

Oh, my God, I totally should.

Oh, my God, what is he doing?!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Roger, are you okay?

Oh, my God. I'm so into you.

Oh, no, no. No, it's okay.

Oh, no!