A "geeeeenius."
A Areyou kidding? Hey, we're best buddies.
A babywhose nanny dresses her like crap.
A big star, huh?
A book about me?
A bullpen! Oh, it's like a sitcom come true.
A carwas broken into on Cherry Street this afternoon my car.
A cat that could kill you.
A chance? You don't even have the jobyet?
A clue! And there's a name tag. Now all we have to do is find this Stan Smith, and...
A Cosmo for the lady who changed my life.
A cult of murderous housewives.
A dolphin? No, that's stupid. We're in the woods.
A Dynasty exhibit. They must have gotten my letters
A fast lane life anda slow motion walk.
A gift certificate to the day spa?
A girl just groped me with her foot.
A healthy relationship is a partnership.
A hell of a lot better than that I want that $200,000.
A lady who keeps medical waste in her pockets.
A land dolphin?
A lipstick camera past the XR 21.
A man dress. It's beautiful!
A mistress on my salary, Francine? Come on!
A money suit, a giant Flavor Flav clock...
A necessary sacrifice to ensure our country promotes the best man possible.
A pamphlet on full blown AI DS.
A patriot and a terrorist are going in there, and only one of us is coming out.
A place called Melrose.
A place where we like to dump dead bodies.
A single glance at the rack ofinfinite wisdom...
A terrorist detainment camp theme party?
A tie? When do I ever wear a tie?
A tragic story: the actor who was supposed to play the cook,
A trust is broken forever.
A wise decision.
Aah! Son of a bitch!
Abandoned you? Oh, thank God! He's not here.
About American girls, but we don't go hopping...
About an hour ago, I heard somebody mention chili fries.
About that. I'm not sure I'm Ranger material. I'm thinking about hanging up my kerchief.
About the Ladybugs and what we stand for...
About three miles north ofhere.
Absolutely not. I could never grovel to my own daughter.
Absolutely, Son. Let's talk in private.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. Anyway, the only good hairdresser left is Mr. Beauregard.
Absolutely. Go, Team Smith.
Absolutely. We will absolutely get you a real estate costume. You'll look adorable.
Absolutely. We will absolutely get you a real estate costume. You'll look adorable.
Accidentally sent Get outta here, you crazy old herpes spreader!
According to my intel, he starts production tomorrow on a new movie called Dr. Love.
Ach, Gott. Is little Rogie gonna cry?
Ach, he's so delusional. Well, I'm late for my pedicure.
Ach, I'm sorry. I must have misdialed. Click.
Ach, that's the worst thing to happen to wine since the movie Sideways.
Ach, why didn't you say you were having work done?
Ach! Hayley's diary is delicious.
Acting's not that hard. Renée Zellwegerjust makes it look hard.
Actors! All a company of actors!
Actually, I was thinking more falafel.
Actually, it's "Publisherman." Bill Publisherman.
Actually, it's a Cape Cod. The shutters are a dead giveaway.
Actually, Mr. Smith, you had eight refills, and you used them all.
Actually, mywife and I just moved out here
Actually, Smith, you're staying behind to book our flight.
Actually, the kids never really did embraceyou, Bobby.
Actually, they put Agent Duper on chatter.
Add chopped celery, four eggs.
Admiral Egg spots hunger off the starboard bow.
Admission covers the entire seat, butyou'll only need the edge!
After all, I letyou go when you were just a baby
After breaking his tiny unicycle.
After much analysis, I've determined...
After that, we make thousands of duplicates, market the tapes on late night cable TV.
Afteryou're ****d... in the shower.
Agent Duper not only bested your time, he did so with a far better catchphrase.
Agent Smith, could you tell us the location?
Agent Smith, you're out ofcontrol!
Agreed.
Ah, beloved grandpa. Of course!
Ah, Francine, you're right
Ah, French maid outfit. Very arousing
Ah, I don't want to mess things up.
Ah, I knew this day would come.
Ah, just need a pinch offresh dill.
Ah, man! We were supposed to go on a dangerous mission to ****stan!
Ah, might as well make it a baker's dozen.
Ah, nature.
Ah, screw it. I'm just gonna blow the sucker up.
Ah, Snot, let's just make sure we never let a woman come between us again
Ah, that's whereyou come in. I wantyou to take my place.
Ah, three should do it What? Ugh!
Ah, what a good night's rest.
Ah, what else? Oh, we all know Bullock's wife is a hostage in Fallujah, right?
Ah, who will finish my masterpiece now?
Ah, your faith is so inspiring.
Ah,Jackson, thank God! Yeah, I just shot him.
Ah! Aargh! Oww!
Ah! Getyour greasy paws out of my "orificee cees."
Ah! I don'twant to relive it.
Ah! What the hell?
Aha! You thought you killed someone.
Ahhh, nothin' like a good night's sleep.
Ahoy, Rangers! Is the scoutmaster around?
Al Qaeda? Please! Al Qaeda wishes they could cater these guys' parties.
All across this country our forests are being replaced.
All acting under my direction.
All done, Mrs. Smith. Fifty g****vines and 1 2 tons of soil.
All I ask is thatyou let me say good bye to Francine.
All I need is my clock and my rocket boot.
All I need is someone with a little start up moneywho believes in me.
All I wanted was to reconnect with the neighbours,
All I was trying to do was keep my country and family safe!
All kinds offeelings I don't understand.
All my life, I've said guns were bad. I'm such a hypocrite.
All of our living code breakers are absolutely stumped.
All praise Steve Smith!
All right, everyone stay calm.
All right, fine. But ifyou don't wanna keep him, you have to find him a home.
All right, Francine.
All right, gentlemen.
All right, I'll handle this. Let me get this straight, son.
All right, I'm going!
All right, kids are dead
All right, let's do "Ammo Blammo."
All right, listen carefully. If you care about Jeff, you'll dump him.
All right, you've found me. Just tell me what I have to do
All right! I'm packed and ready to party.
All right! Maggots to the barracks!
All right. All right. Settle down. Back to the cyber terrorist.
All right. But be warned
All right. But I didn't miss them
All right. But the jewels staywith me, and this is your last robbery.
All right. I got stuff to do.
All right. I'll have a Cosmopolitan.
All right. Who areyou? And what have you done with my husband?
All the cool missions go to theyoung guys.
All theseyears, we never gave up hope.
All they have to know is I'm the guy dancing with the homecoming queen under the spotlight.
All this for a fat ass comment?
All this time I thought I was special because I married the homecoming queen.
All this timeyou said you were healing, and you werejust
All those wasted years ofwriting finally have meaning.
All you had to do was sit and be ugly.
Allow me to explain.
Almost forgot.
Also, there's no cursing, dancing, singing, no bars, no movie theaters
Although I find you exceedingly fly...
Am I right, fellas? Yeah. Americans. Ha!
Am I scowling? I want to be scowling.
America is the greatest country in the world!
America's favorite bosom buddies...
An adoring wife and a family that loves you.
An evil greater than civil rights and Communism combined.
And a beautiful wife who loves me and thinks I'm a winner!
And a case of morning after pills.
And a good media crusade is always a solid vote getter.
And a husband who took a sabbatical from work, moved to Prague...
And a perfect chance to premiere my new cargo shorts.
And all Smiths are winners. Therefore, all athletes are Smiths.
And all the teenagers were white and in their 30s.
And and you grabbed the tie to gain leverage...
And apparently taughtyourself to use the doorbell.
And as parents the most important thing we can do is be supportive.
And can bust out a blistering flute solo? Three, four...
And certifyyou in the career ofyour choice.
And Darth Vader on bass.
And don't tell me it's not a competition...
And Doug Ackerman [ Whispers ] bald.
And everybody's buying it!
And finally, a C.I.A. agent and a European recording star
And for that, I'm sorry.
And for the first five seconds it tastes so sweet and perfect...
And FYI, your roll on really worked wonders on my 'rhoids.
And go to America, become a police offiicer, and rise up through the ranks.
And go to sleep.
And guys in ironic trucker hats, like on The O.C.
And have a crowd of angry men throw rocks at your head?
And have a wonderful time.
And he didn't even haggle. By the way...
And he has ajet pack anda helicopter, and I bet he could beat up a cowboy.
And he has something to say about it.
And he informs me you have a growth you would like me to "take care of'.
And he made me sleep under the bed!
And he's eating a falafel recreationally. Terrorist.
And he's my dad! That's nature's wife.
And healing feels good. Incredibly good.
And here's the best rule. The man has final say on everything.
And here's your end piece, Steve. Don't forget to chew.
And hired mercenaries to help his wife seduce another man.
And his voice
And how great is my new horror movie ring tone?
And I blameyou, publisher man.
And I can't believe this all began just a few weeks ago.
And I didn't even get to say goodbye.
And I didn't wantyou to be mad.
And I found a surgeon in Sweden who's agreed to replace my testes with acorns.
And I have no idea how it works.