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Absolutely not.
All periods will now be called Steves.
At Gazuntech.
Basically, the whole country is gonna look like your first apartment.
Big girl, Big girl.
But hey, better with your brother than some stranger, right?
Did you see Memento?
Don't play coy you cardigan Jezebel. I have photographic evidence of you having sexual relations with a jack-in-the-box man.
Francine, you'll be very careful out there today. Where a terror alert orange.
God damn it, he's gonna pee. No, no, no, Nope. Just asked.
Haley, Haley, wake up. I fell asleep. I had a sugar crash and I fell asleep and I didn't do the paper.
Happy hour.
Have you managed to contact your home planet yet?
Help me.
Hey, listen, Mom, Dad, can I have a dog?
Hey, you think that diploma will help you land a better section when you're waitressing at the Olive Garden?
I forgot.
I have to study for my term paper.
I want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer, OK? And then we can play with this dog.
I'm thinking of cutting third Steve, you in. Yeah, as long as I'm back by 4th, Steve.
It's not as good the second time.
Mr. Phillips, may I be excused? I'm having my Steve.
No, Roger, you cannot borrow the car.
Oh my God, my mom always caught me throwing up last night and she's like, hey, my purse.
Oh my God. Score. Score. Score Score.
Oh my god。
Oh, oh, sorry about that.
Oh, we just signed a contract with IKEA to furnish a rack.
Oh, you know, I was gonna do it yesterday, but I got distracted.
Oh. My God, how good are these?
OK, I got a little carried away back there.
Osama, is that you?
Rigging elections is my bread and butter, Roger.
So if it's a statement, it should always be followed by a Steve.
Steve's big boy hair isn't going to come in any faster with you taunting him.
Sure, you can vote for Shelley Maxwell if you don't mind voting for a prostitute.
That's my boy.
Which means something might go down somewhere in some way at some point in time, so look sharp.
Whoa, you hear that, Hillary? Looks like you're a winner with Steve.
Yeah, baby.