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Al Pacino.
All right.
Alright, now you say something.
Alright, well, next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you want.
Am I crazy?
Am I?
Am I? Am I? Am I out of my mind? Am I losing my senses?
And call me.
And from now on, you make all of my decisions for me.
And So what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G and take a bath?
And you know what? I don't even give a tiny rat tat.
Are we still talking about sex?
Are you afraid of me or something?
Are you crazy?
Are you going to kill me?
Are you serious?
Are you watching Star Trek?
Be a man.
Be aloof, not a doof.
Because of the reason.
Being alone sucks.
Bend over.
Beyond crap.
Big boobs.
Bite me.
Boy, what an ask him I.
Bring it in my mouth.
But like I.
But sniffer.
Bye, bye.
Call me.
Calm down. There's no reason to get tested.
Can I ask you a question?
Can I talk to you for a SEC?
Can I talk to you for a SEC?
Can I tell you what the answer is?
Can I, can I talk to you for a second?
Can you hold on a moment? I have another call.
Can you hold on for a second?
Chandler Bing I I guess you Remember Me.
Come on, play that funky music, white boy.
Come on, you guys.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Cooking naked.
Crazy bitch.
Damn it.
Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools?
Did you call the cops?
Did you ever have a threesome?
Did you just smell my hair?
Did you see the ass on her?
Do you ever want to do it in an elevator?
Do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone that you love them and not have them say it back?
Do you know anything about chicks?
Do you know how old the earth is?
Do you know me?
Do you remember yesterday?
Do you think your favorite animal says a lot about you?
Do you want me to wear your panties?
Do you want my pickle?
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter. You're ultimately just going to die, or get divorced, or have to blow your pets head off.
Don't be so negative.
Don't blame the questions.
Don't just say it.
Don't keep me waiting. Get those clothes off.
Don't say anything. I don't wanna speak. I don't wanna think. I just want you to take me and kiss me and Make Love to me right here, right now.
Don't tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.
Don't you hang up on me.
Don't you know that's a fancy butt?
Enough already.
Every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.
Everyone knows I'm an ass man.
Excuse me, miss. Hello, miss.
Excuse me?
Excuse me. Hello. Hi.
Fat ass.
Fine by me.
For the last time, no.
Frankie old bitch.
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Gay and in control of his saliva.
Get out, get out, Joey.
Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Gets a wacky world.
God, I love how sexy I am.
Good. Very good.
Goodbye, you cyclopath.
Guess I gotta do what you tell me.
Hang up.
Hang up.
Hang up.
Has somebody been drinking my fat?
Have a word with you please.
Have you lost your mind?
Hello you.
Here's a little tip.
Here's a pickle.
Hey, don't start judging me.
Hey, hey, good looking.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, up yours.
Hey, where you go?
Hi girl.
Hi, how's it going?
Hi, I'm so glad you called.
Hi, it's Monica.
Hi, it's Rachel.
Hi, it's Rachel.
Holy crap, is it hot in here.
Hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months?
Horning in alone.
Hot, sweaty, writhing.
How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that?
How can your genitals make phone calls?
How come you're working here?
How do you know that?
How dumb are you?
How long has it been since you've had sex?
How stupid balls are in the way.
How the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision?
How you doing?
How you doing?
How? When?
Huh. I'm. I'm. I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
I actually sometimes stuffed my bra.
I am going to make myself happy.
I am not blah, I am a hoot.
I am not Drake ramoray, OK? I'm not even a doctor. I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
I am pretty wisdoms.
I am so sorry. I am so, so sorry.
I am the best.
I can't believe you did that.
I can't just let you hang up. Just please talk to me.
I can't seem to say goodbye.
I could eat some chick.
I could take 2 minutes out of my day to kick your ass.
I couldn't do that.
I don't care how much you want it, OK? I am not going to have sex with you in the bathroom.
I don't care.
I don't care.
I don't feel like talking.
I don't give a tiny rat's ass.
I don't have time for this.
I don't know what you're talking about, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't remember.
I don't know. You tell me.
I don't need this right now.
I don't see three kids coming out of your vagina.
I don't wanna hear it.
I don't want to say.
I doubt it.
I feel like I need to have one last fling, you know, just to sort of get it out of my system.
I got a question.
I had a monkey.
I happen to like 8 year old boys.
I have a wedgie.
I I I I I.
I I think you just need a hug from Joey.
I just had a great time with myself.
I just had this weird sense, you know? But that's me. I'm weird and sensitive.
I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends.
I know this may sound a little.
I know.
I lost one of my boobs in a grill fire.
I love you, but you're crazy.
I love you.
I love you.
I make very bad decisions.
I need your germs. I want my coke back.
I once walked in on both my parents making love to the same guy.
I should stay away from all men.
I suck.
I think about you all the time.
I think I need to just have some meaningless sex, you know, with the next guy I see.
I think it's wonderful how much energy you have.
I think so.
I think that yours is a question with many possible answers.
I think you're great. I think you're sweet and you're smart and I love you.
I understand.
I wanna carry your baby.
I want somebody.
I want you to take this seriously.
I was just checking the shower massager.
I was ready to have sex with another guy.
I washed the toilet 17 times a day, even if people are on it.
I will not take this abuse.
I, uh, I can't tell you.
I'll call you back.
I'll have to get back to you on that. OK, bye.
I'm a hard ass.
I'm a Twinkie.
I'm bored.
I'm Chandler.
I'm Chandler.