How I Met Your Mother - Season 1 Edit

A clichÈ is a clichÈ for a reason. It's comforting.

A date tonight?

A little bit more serious than I am.

A simple "no" would have sufficed.

A week? That's like a year in hot girl time.

Actually, I'm from Bangladesh.

Actually, that is a perfect metaphor.

Admit it, you're having fun.

Again on my birthday!

All I wanted was to have a regular beer at my regular bar,

All right, but under one condition.

All right, I think we need to refine our back story first.

All right, I'll be right there.

All right, man, tell her the truth. She's gonna cry.

All right, Scherbatsky, new challenge.

All right, so what's this legendary plan?

All right, we threw two parties, everybody had fun,

All right.

All thanks to your Uncle Barney,

All you have to do is get up there on the news and do one of these.

Amanda? Oh, Denise, sorry. You totally sounded like Amanda.

An Introduction to Contract, Tort and Restitution Statutes

An occasion that was supposed to be joyous suddenly turned tragic

And a PowerBar.

And abandoning them to purchase a last minute flight with cash.

And all in the pursuit of a stuffed, purple giraffe.

And by God, we licked the Liberty Bell,

And don't you dare get on that subsequent escalator!

And for him it's death.

And great TV was had by all.

And her birthday might have been coming up.

And I am a rut buster. I'm going to bust your rut.

And I am going to help you find her.

And I casually return to my conversation,

And I hope you're not lactose intolerant,

And I just couldn't do either of those things.

And I just haven't met a lot of good people so far.

And I suppose you're suddenly ready to get married and settle down?

And I'm saving the best for last.

And I'm, like, "Come on, let me have you, you pansy."

And if we go out together, I'd feel like

And if you don't believe me, call him.

And it got me thinking, maybe I should get married,

And it's in my hair!

And it's off.

And living in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college,

And Marshall.

And now it's time we play a little game I like to call,

And now she has three beautiful children,

And now we can just laugh about it.

And Restitution Statutes from 1865 to 1923?

And right now there's a million women in New York looking for exactly you.

And say this.

And see how many fish I could catch.

And sent her walking.

And she's gonna cry.

And she's just dying to meet you, by the way.

And still haven't promoted you.

And tell her that she's awesome.

And tell your grandpa I'm sorry I walked in on him in the bathroom.

And that was it. I'll probably never see her again.

And that was when I realized why I hung out with Barney,

And that's how it ended with Natalie,

And then I saw Robin, She was incredible,

And then I say,

And then in '72,

And then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up,

And then you're engaged, you pop the champagne, you drink a toast,

And then, very casually,

And there she was,

And there's no good way to say it.

And this one's big, but so is the cash reward.

And walking her five hypothetical dogs.

And we can't just abandon Ted.

And we followed some here to Philadelphia.

And we're heading back on the next flight.

And you sure you're okay giving up your Friday night

And you're looking at me with that look and it's like...

And, BTW, we'd be out of here by now if you'd have tucked in your shirt.

And, hey, a little green salad on the side is good for you, me, and Mr. McGee.

And, just like that, all those wonderful memories were replaced

And, just like that, it all came back,

And, right then, Aunt Robin realized how important her job truly was,

And, so, for two more hundy sticks, baby's gonna look in the camera

Any goon so much as looks at you, I'll sock him in the kisser!

Are all hoping to catch what you've already got.

Are you in pajamas or au natural?

Are you okay?

Are you sure that's a good idea after last time.

Are you trying to get me drunk?

Are, like, six billion to one.

Aren't they cute?

As a friend, you know.

As I walked up to that door, a million thoughts raced through my mind,

As your future lawyer, I'm gonna advise you that's freaking crazy.

As your sponsor, I will not let you relapse.

At every New York party there's always a girl

At least it's better than "booger."

At least, it was a great party.

At least, let me buy you a beer. Come on, I'll buy everyone a beer.

At which point the man came down off the ledge,

Attaboy. Now let's go talk to those girls.

Aunt Robin?

Awesome.

Baby, no.

Baby's gonna think about it.

Back at the bar, girls'night out wasn't going as Robin had hoped,

Back when I lived in LA, I was pretty broke,

Band, no DJ.

Barney, I don't think so.

Barney, I'm going to the airport. Sascha, thank you.

BARNEY; That foxy young thing you were chatting up?

Barney?

Barney's offered me 50 bucks to say some stupid word on a live news report.

Because he's getting laid.

Because none of this would have happened

Because that, kids, is the true story

Because you're my best friend, all right?

Been waiting my whole life for a pretty girl to want my olives.

Beep. Dumped. Click. Done.

Before long, I'm that weird middle aged bachelor

Before you say anything, I just wanna say I really like working here at Metro News 1.

Being a good kisser.

Believe it or not, that duffle bag thing worked.

Belle and Sebastian, All of it,

Bigger, like, "Gorilla with an upright bass?"

Bip, bip, bip, bip. Target acquired!

Bong.

Bong.

Boogedy boo! And that's all of them.

Booger.

Both of their boyfriends are linebackers.

Boundaries.

Breast implants.

But after just one date I was in love with her,

But back when the stand first opened in 1955,

But I understand.

But I'm hoping to get some bigger stories soon.

But I'm not feeling that thing.

But if I was, it's like, "Okay, I'm ready. Where is she?"

But isn't it nice to know people are watching?

But it turns out,

But may I suggest one little modification?

But most of the time, it ends up being this much fun.

But now it's like my tastes have changed.

But only one of your stories can end that way.

But Robin ain't one of them.

But that's part of my charm.

But that's the funny thing about destiny, it happens whether you plan it or not,

But the most exciting moment,

But then one night...

But they finally got that kid out of the crane machine.

But this reporter takes pride in...

But this was no ordinary girl,

But we could.

But we got out, Dana let us in,

But we're on an adventure.

But we've got a plane to catch.

But when I think of spending the rest of my life with Lily,

But you don't get there unless you play the game.

But you like olives.

But you really brought your game up to a whole new level.

But you're awesome,

But you're awesome.

But you're awesome. Okay, bye bye.

But you're too scared to do anything about it.

But, see, at least tonight, I get to sleep knowing Marshall and me,

But, still, 25 pages in one night, B minus? The kid was good,

But, wait, it's only the break of 10:30. What happened?

But, yeah, it's tonight. The party's tonight.

But, yeah, that was the signal.

But, you know, bad as that night was, within a year Natalie was married,

But, you know, whatever.

But, you know, whatever.

By the way, did I congratulate you two?

By the way, you should've kissed her.

By this one,

Bye.

Can quote obscure lines from Ghostbusters?

Can you believe this guy? I got a paper to write.

Can't remember the last time I saw an international businessman

Carl, thank you. There's something I gotta do.

Carl, you guys weren't there.

Carlos was right about you.

Casual.

City Hall? Oh, my God.

Click.

Come in. All right, get back to me then.

Come on up.

Come on, baby, bring it home.

Come on, I got that roof reserved.

Come on, man, you said your stomach's been hurting, right?

Come on, no purple tuba?

Come on, you're covering it.

Come on. Just a cup of coffee.

Come on. We always go to MacLaren's.

Committing forever, no other women,

Compliments of that guy.

Consistently.

Convincing you to put the bags on the carousel. Your move.

Could you avoid the word "psycho"?

Could've licked the Liberty Bell.

Couldn't play the game like everyone else.

Couple of girls fly into town looking for a fun weekend in NYC

Course, now a big commitment doesn't seem so bad.

Crazy adventure.

Cute kid.

Damn it, why did Marshall have to get engaged?

Damn it!

De... Wait for it... nied.

Denied.

Desperate, please don't leave me sex is amazing.

Did you guys get high?

Did you hear that, Ted? Dana works security at the Liberty Bell.

Did you know there's a Pop Tart under your fridge?

Dish of olives. You had some. What up?

Do you ever go behind the rope and touch it?

Do you see where I'm going, huh, with this?

Do you want these? I hate olives.

Doesn't scare me at all.

Doggie style.

Don't come to Philly,

Don't even think about getting married till you're 30.

Don't even think about it until you're 30.

Don't ever take that ring off again, no matter how awesome I say that it is.

Don't get married.

Don't know what happened to him. Just kept driving.

Don't let them pull any Patriot Act voodoo. You both retain the right

Don't say legendary, okay?

Don't say you're gonna kill someone in front of airport security.

Don't you bet I get that a lot?

Don't you get on that escalator!

Dude, are you kidding? It's you and Lily.

Dude, seriously, relax.

Dude, what's Krav Maga?

Even if I was ready, which I'm not,

Even the dumbest single person alive.

Everybody brings flowers.

Everybody Wang ed, everybody Chung ed.

Everyone, everyone, if I may direct your attention to the television.

Exactly.

Exactly. The guy doesn't even own a suit.

Exactly. You wouldn't take it personally if you lost the lottery.

Excuse me. Anyone know a Carlos?

Excuse me. Pardon me, just a sec.

Fall in love, get married, blah, blah, blah. But, on the other hand,

Fantastic!

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. We'll go lick the Liberty Bell.

First the shirt, now bourbon.

First, we gotta pick someone up at the airport.

For $1,000... You heard me.

For a girl I was just about to break up with.

For Metro News 1, I'm Robin Scherbatsky.

For starters.

For your information, my boss is about to bump me up

Found it. I found Natalie's number.

Freedom.

Friendship over!

Friendship over.

From 1865 to 1923

From some pirate who hasn't been single since the first week of college.

Game on!

Genius. That's one I owe you.

Get French Onion!

Get in that hoopty ass Fiero of yours and come meet us in Philly.

Get in the cab. Marshall, you, too.

Get those olives

Girls don't ordinarily like that,

Give me another chance.

Giving this bizarre story a happy ending,

Go ahead, JFK. What is the baggage status?

Go, go, go!

Going to Philly!

Good one. Okay, fine.

Good, 'cause we're here.

Goodbye.

Goodnight, psycho.

Goodnight, Ted.

Gosh, you are unbelievable, Marshall.

Got to second base with me.

Great.

Great. See you tonight.

Great. What am I gonna do when Robin shows up?

Guys are like the subway.

Guys, trust me. I've seen the signal.

Guys.

Happy birthday, three years ago.

Has anybody seen An Introduction to Contract, Tort

Has climbed inside a Grab A Prize machine and gotten stuck.

Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met?

He comes on a little strong.

He got a B minus,

He hates olives, she loves them. And in a weird way,

He was in there a long time and little kids have small bladders.

He wasn't ready for a commitment.

He's all, like, "Oh, honey, did that hurt?"

He's in.

Hell, I told her she could take the ring off.

Hello, Barney.

Help.

Henry, as New York's oldest hansom cab driver,

Her smile,

Hey, ain't no thing, but a chicken wing, mamacita,

Hey, Barney, see that girl?

Hey, do you wanna go get coffee and have an actual conversation?

Hey, don't you have a paper to write?

Hey, guess where I am? I'm on a... Ready? Plane to... Ready? Philadelphia.

Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you leave a message?

Hey, I got the club soda. Let's see that booty.

Hey, I'm just sitting here wearing my ring.

Hey, I'm over here.

Hey, is it cold in here? 'Cause I can kind of see Robin's nickels.

Hey, law books. Ready for a little 15 minute recess?

Hey, listen, I need your opinion on something.

Hey, loser, how's not playing Lazer Tag? Because playing Lazer Tag is awesome.

Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half Asian girls?

Hey, Ted, nice shirt. Is it yesterday already?

Hey, Ted, you know what always picks me up when I'm down?

Hey, what's taking so long?

Hey, where the hell is my...

Hey, yeah,

Hey, you wanna do something tonight?

Hey, you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night?

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Barney.

Hi, have you met Ted?

Hi, have you met Ted?

Hi, have you met Ted?

Hi, I'm Ted.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. Hi, Robin.

Hit it, Ranjit.

Hit me? Please.

Hold on, I have another call.

Hold up. There are only two reasons to ever date a girl you've already dated.

How about, "It's not you. It's me"?

How do you not...

How does Carl land a Lebanese girl?

How long have you been sitting there?

How, in all this mess, is a guy supposed to find the love of his life?

Huh?

Hungry for something new. Hungry for olives.

I am calling her. This is crazy. I haven't talked to her in, like, three years.

I am so turned on right now.

I asked her about it years later, and, yeah, that was the signal,

I ate like four whole cans of dip.

I bet nobody in history has ever licked the Liberty Bell.

I can handle this.

I can still win this. It's not over.

I can trust again.

I can't ask her out, because if I ask her out I'm asking her out.

I can't believe I said that. Why did I say that?

I can't believe you're still not wearing a suit.

I could have sworn I hated bourbon.

I could take them off your hands.

I could've kissed her,

I dare say it would be... What's the word?

I demand you release us immediately.

I didn't ask.

I didn't, I swear.

I died 15 years ago, like that pick up line.

I do okay.

I do those dumb little fluff pieces at the end of the news.

I don't get it, man. Natalie's awesome.

I don't know any Carlos.

I don't know why I was so scared of this.

I don't know, Robin.

I don't know, Ted. I mean, we barely know each other

I don't know. It was here when we sat down.

I don't know. Maybe her. Or her.

I don't think so.

I don't think you're the one for me.

I don't wanna waste your time, because I really like you.

I don't want to get married right now, maybe ever.

I figured, you know, since it didn't work out between us

I get her up to the roof and the roof takes care of the rest.

I got it. I don't ask her out.

I got stuck at work again. I feel like I live there.

I gotta do something.

I gotta do what that guy couldn't. I gotta take the leap.

I gotta get back to work.

I gotta get one of those blue French horns for over my fireplace.

I guess I just wanted to throw this net back into the ocean

I guess I'm not used to it yet.

I guess I've been saying "next Friday" all week.

I guess it's just, your best friend gets engaged,

I guess that's one drawback to being engaged.

I guess there is no good way.

I guess there's no chance your two dayer turned into a three dayer?

I had a really great time tonight.

I had no idea how Barney redirected the cab without me knowing,

I had no idea why I hung out with Barney,

I have a 25 page paper on constitutional law due Monday.

I have my Krav Maga class in half an hour.

I have never licked it.

I have no idea. Some kind of yoga?

I have this line that I use when guys come up... Check it out.

I have to break up with her.

I have to do this face to face. I just... I don't know what I'm gonna say.

I haven't been single since high school.

I invite her to our party next Friday.

I just came over to let you know that you sat on a g****.

I just couldn't imagine settling down right now.

I just got to bump into her somewhere.

I just have this feeling she's the future Mrs. Ted Mosby.

I just knew I had to meet her, That's where your Uncle Barney came in,

I just wasn't looking for a big commitment at the time.

I just wrapped up a live newscast by honking my own boobs.

I knew this girl in college, she had this Golden Retriever...

I know the feeling. Once, when I was 16,

I know this is a long shot, but how about tomorrow night?

I know. I hate this.

I know. She's terrific, but I have to break up with her.

I love a Scotch that's old enough to order its own Scotch.

I love dip. No, I don't love dip. I like dip.

I made such a jackass of myself here,

I mean, he's sweet, he's charming, he's just looking for something

I mean, I never thought I'd see that girl again,

I mean, I'd made a complete fool of myself,

I mean, look, sure, yes, I wanna

I mean, maybe, New York is just too big a town.

I mean, the most I can handle right now is something casual.

I mean, there's millions of people in this city.

I mean, where do you even begin?

I mean, where is she, Ted, huh? Where's Robin?

I mean, you know, guys see the ring, it's, like, Marshall parking only.

I need a plan.

I need you to cover a story. It's down at City Hall.

I never do anything crazy.

I never got where I thought I wanted to go, but I always got a great story,

I never thought I'd have my story told,

I only came down here 'cause you wouldn't take my call.

I promised Ted we wouldn't do that.

I promised you these.

I really thought I was doing it the good way this time.

I said "nipple" on the news.

I said "nipple" on the news. That was so unprofessional.

I said, "Sure, I hate olives."

I say, like I don't really care but it's a nice surprise,

I see what this is about.

I should've kissed her.

I spent 27 years making up my mind about things, right?

I suggest we play a little game I like to call, "Have you met Ted?"

I think Chris is gonna propose this weekend.

I think I like your new French horn.

I think I like your nose.

I think I like your Olive Theory.

I think I'd make a damn good husband because that's the stuff I'd be good at.

I think I'm in love with you.

I think I'm in love with you.

I think you'll find I'm full of surprises tonight.

I thought this was how you met Mom.

I thought we were playing Lazer Tag tomorrow night.

I threw these parties because I wanted to see you.

I understand you're hurt, but you don't have to be cruel.

I wanna break up.

I wanna do right by you, and I think the best way for me to do that

I wanna drink a toast with my fiancÈe.

I want our first kiss to be amazing.

I wanted to skip to the end and do the whole happily ever after thing,

I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect

I was briefly in love with the abstract concept of getting married.

I was driving and I hit this hitchhiker.

I was just hoping to

I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was forming,

I was just...

I was trying to think, what's the quickest way

I wasn't in love with her, okay?

I wish I could. I think Lily and I are just gonna...

I wish your party was tonight.

I wonder if she even remembers me.

I'd either have to marry you or break your heart

I'd like that.

I'd prefer "eccentric."

I'll get some club soda for that stain.

I'll help carry.

I'll see you, Ted.

I'll tell you something, though. If a woman,

I'm a dirty, dirty girl.

I'm always waiting for the moment, planning the moment.

I'm bleeding internally.

I'm calling up your Uncle Barney,

I'm done being single. I'm not good at it.

I'm engaged. You know, I'm sorry. I took my ring off.

I'm exhausted.

I'm gonna be a mushroom cloud of casual.

I'm gonna get.

I'm gonna go cook.

I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna write a 25 page paper,

I'm gonna go kiss her.

I'm gonna hand it in and I'm gonna get a "A."

I'm gonna knock back this beer, I'm gonna knock back one more beer,

I'm gonna see if that bodega has a bathroom.

I'm gonna spin that as good.

I'm gonna wait until she goes to the bathroom,

I'm just assuming.

I'm just gonna leave this sock monkey here.

I'm just talking to guys' backs while they hit on Robin.

I'm just, like, super busy right now,

I'm just, like, super busy right now.

I'm losing interest in your story.

I'm marrying that girl.

I'm not gonna force sports on them unless they're interested.

I'm not gonna take off my ring.

I'm not ready to settle down.

I'm not scared.

I'm not sure I like her.

I'm not that afraid to fight you!

I'm not the one for you!

I'm reporting from the Razzle Dazzle Supermarket

I'm so glad we finally get to hang out,

I'm so happy for Marshall, I really am.

I'm so sorry. Take us to the hospital.

I'm sorry, Carl's my boyfriend.

I'm sorry, Lily.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I just... I thought the mature thing to do would be...

I'm your best friend!

I've barely started.

I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lily.

I've got five dogs.

I've got five dogs.

I've had this shirt for, like, six years. Until this morning, I wasn't into it at all,

If by coffee you mean cheesecake, then yes.

If it doesn't go well up there, he's gonna need some support.

If it hadn't have been for that shirt,

If someone were to pull that off,

If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too.

If you wanna go home, then we'll go home.

If you wanna go lick the Liberty Bell, just go lick it yourself.

In addition, we received this footage, taken over the last few months.

In your past 60 years on the job, what is your most exciting memory?

Ineffable. Good word.

Is it weird they invited both of us?

Is just to be honest. I'm sorry.

Is not a coaster!

Is that all you're taking away from this story?

Is there an un terrible way to break up with somebody? No.

Isn't that great?

It did indeed. The party continues tonight.

It doesn't matter. I already told her I am ready for a commitment so...

It had absolutely nothing to do with Robin.

It is on till the break of dawn.

It is.

It is. The party's tonight.

It seemed like happily ever after wasn't far off,

It should be the plan, I mean, look at her, Ted, look at her,

It was finger painting day at school and a 5 year old boy

It was like something from an old movie

It was way back in 2005,

It's a form of guerrilla street fighting developed by the Israeli army,

It's a great look, but you're looking at the wrong girl.

It's a Smurf penis or no dice.

It's an honor to tell your story, Henry,

It's been, like, 20 minutes. Do you think they're doing it?

It's gonna be legend... Wait for it,

It's gonna be legendary!

It's gotta be blue, it's gotta be French.

It's ineffable.

It's just... Marshall and I have been together for nine years.

It's like you lost the lottery.

It's my birthday, and you're telling me I'm not the one for you?

It's not a clichÈ. It's a classic.

It's not a rut, okay? It's a routine and I like it.

It's okay.

It's physics, Marshall.

It's pretty easy, right?

It's really not such a big deal. I mean, it's the odds.

It's Robin.

It's the Stairway to Heaven of break up lines.

It's time to unclick.

It's very, very sweet of you to come over and talk to me, but I just...

Jackass.

Japan.

Jerk!

Joel Adams wants to see you in his office.

Just back from a lucrative trip to Japan.

Just fending off the advances of that totally hot guy.

Just let it out.

Just like you can't turn off the way you feel.

Just listen.

Just once, when I say "suit up," I wish you'd put on a suit.

Just write it down for me.

Keep playing it.

Kids, every story in a man's life is like a dot

Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story.

Kids, when you're single, all you're looking for is happily ever after,

Kind of don't wanna wear my shirt anymore.

Kind of makes wearing other stuff seem wrong.

Krav Maga. How cool is it that she does Krav Maga?

Lame or casual?

Laura. Look, I'm really sorry that we have to hit and run,

Lebanese girls are the new half Asians.

Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn't go with your suit.

Lesson three,

Let me guess. Ted.

Let's see.

Let's think. Ted's greatest hits.

Lily asked if she could have my olives.

Lily had been, well, extra affectionate,

Lily recognized me from the news...

Lily, all these girls here tonight

Lily, I like olives.

Lily, I thought tonight was about us hanging out?

Lily, please! The shirt! I know! It was a mistake.

Lily, you squeaked?

Lily.

Lily.

Listen to me. You're both American citizens.

Listen,

Listen...

Look at those colors. Green and brown, together at last.

Look at you, you beautiful bastard, you suited up.

Look who I ran into.

Look, airport bar. Flight attendants.

Look, I don't need you to teach me how to live, okay? I know how to live.

Look, I know it sounds insincere when people say that

Look, I'm sorry. I only moved here in April, and I'm always working.

Look, look, I was an idiot, leaving that message.

Look, Natalie, I was just a stupid kid back then, terrified of commitment.

Look, Natalie, there's something I have to say,

Look, Natalie, there's something I have to say.

Look, obviously, you can't tell a woman you just met

Look, our forefathers died for the pursuit of happiness. Okay?

Look, this woman could actually be my future wife.

Look. This is all just... It's a misunderstanding.

Lots of guys are something, I'm something else.

MacLaren's is bore snore. Ted, tonight we're gonna go out.

MacLaren's is this much fun.

Make sure and stop by New York's oldest hot dog cart.

Man, I haven't seen her in, like, three years.

Man, I wish I could, guys...

Mark my words, you will never see that one again.

Marshall was in his second year of law school,

Marshall, don't come to Philly.

Marshall, he's gay.

Marshall, how have I always described my perfect woman?

Marshall, I'm gonna give you an early wedding present.

Marshall, remember this night.

Marshall, stop whatever you're doing,

Maybe I should call her. What do you guys think?

Maybe in a few months after it's not so fresh we could all,

Maybe it was the caffeine,

Maybe it's time to start forming some second impressions.

Maybe we should just call it a day,

Me, Marshall and Lily, Barney, Robin,

Meet us at MacLaren's. Maybe we can still make last call.

Mickey Mantle rode in my cab for the fourth time,

Mom, Dad, I have found the future Mrs. Ted Mosby.

My beautiful ring.

My colleague accidentally left the bags there.

My friends are gonna love you, like you, you know as a friend.

My God, you're getting engaged tonight.

My life was good,

My lips are always like this.

My mom throws these huge crawfish boils,

My name is Rufus and that's the Troofus.

My shirt.

Natalie, come on. I just wanna say I'm sorry.

Natalie, I had so many fond memories of her,

Natalie! Hey, happy birthday!

Natalie! Hey, happy birthday!

Never break up with a girl on her birthday!

Never gonna happen. You should've kissed her.

New York loves you. You're a superstar. Bye bye.

No happily ever after, Just a whole lot of hurt,

No one, not even her boss, watched Metro News 1,

No, actually it tastes like pennies.

No, but dibs.

No, I'm across the room at my drafting table

No, it doesn't.

No, it's not like that. I'm just...

No, it's not.

No, it's not.

No, it's okay. I wasn't telling anyone about it.

No, Marshall. That was beyond my wildest dreams.

No, no, I'm just writing my paper, hitting the books.

No, no, no, no, ineffable. "Ineffable" means it can't be explained.

No, no, no, no, we're not playing "Have you met Ted."

No, no, no, no, we're not playing "Have you met Ted."

No, no, no, not right away. I gotta seem casual.

No, no. We're gonna get you out of this. Okay.

No, seriously, you girls have a good time tonight.

No, that was a big mistake, Ted. You should have done it in person.

No, the moment wasn't right.

No, we're not.

No, you are too old to be scared to open a bottle of champagne.

No! I didn't dump her right before her birthday.

No.

No. No. The night has just started.

No. Oh, you thought that... No.

No. This place is great.

Nobody's that lame.

Not cool. Not cool.

Not eagerly waiting by the door,

Not exactly the point I was trying to make, Marshall.

Not for the sit around and wait of happiness.

Not good, not good,

Not Goonies, Girls.

Not some stupid word. "Booger."

Not two, but three parties for some girl that you just met

Not with a ring on your finger.

Not you, just some hypothetical woman,

Nothing,

Nothing. It's a game. I gotta just

Now it's gonna be Marshall and Lily and me.

Now the kid has got to get to work. And the kid is not to be disturbed.

Now, ever since Marshall put that ring on her finger,

Now, for your next challenge.

Now, if only I knew her schedule, I could arrange a chance encounter.

Now, if you want, you can go to the same bar, drink the same beer,

Now, please let us go before we miss our international business meeting.

Now, you can either put the bags on the carousel now

Of course not.

Of course, you idiot!

Of course.

Of how I met your Aunt Robin.

Off. Let's make out.

Oh, hello.

Oh, hey, look what I got.

Oh, honey, champagne.

Oh, I can't. I'm going to Orlando for a week on Friday.

Oh, I killed you, Connor. Don't make me get your mom.

Oh, I love Park Slope. When did you move to Manhattan?

Oh, I'm going back home next weekend.

Oh, it is on!

Oh, it's ridiculous in here. Why don't we go somewhere else?

Oh, it's totally the ring. If you took that ring off your finger

Oh, man.

Oh, my God, there's no way out. I'm gonna have to marry her.

Oh, my God. Did you guys really do that?

Oh, of course. That's it. The ring.

Oh, please. I'm so sick of the meat market scene.

Oh, Robin.

Oh, search your soul, Robin.

Oh, since about here.

Oh, so dating you is like winning the lottery?

Oh, so much more wine.

Oh, Ted, that is so sweet.

Oh, thank God. I've never been in a fight before.

Oh, the moon, the stars, the shimmering skyline.

Oh, this is lame.