How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Edit

A bachelor party is a man's...

A band called Kool and the Gang.

A beautiful, wonderful...

A big romantic gesture works.

A bro that puts all other bros to shame.

A devil may care insouciance that embodies the credo...

A few of my packing rulings may have seemed arbitrary.

A game? Sure.

A gorilla suit and a blonde wig.

A handsome cricket player who secretly hates his life.

A kidnapping. Respect.

A leaky, 10 year old beanbag chair...

A little piece of Canada died that day.

A little? Dude's a stone cold Slytherin.

A lot of people took to the woods...

A man only gets two or three of these in his lifetime.

A man's rite of passage with his bros.

A middle aged woman in a red blazer?

A Mr. Stimson called the agency and offered to pay my salary.

A nd Robin? Well

A normal dad. That's all.

A painful, full body rash caused by who?

A panel that would decide the fate of his career.

A Prussian military costume and an oil painting of yourself.

A s...

A scarf? No, don't put on, take off!

A scathing indictment of capitalism.

A seven foot tall, cross dressing Cambodian...

A simple play you can do using two everyday household objects:

A trophy? Sort of.

A way to absolve Victoria of any blame.

A well paid, successful lawyer.

A whisper of vanilla vodka, and you're done.

Aboubakar was all over me.

About a teen, played by Ralph Macchio...

About an upper class English estate...

About how you and Nick picked up that Danish exchange student...

About myself, got dug up.

About picking a guardian.

About possibly designing another building.

About spending your first day away from Marvin...

About you not wanting to see Robots Versus Wrestlers?

About your whole life crisis, or whatever...

Absolutely nothing.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Hey, I got a couple cee gars. Get over here!

Ach, okay. Victoria ist wunderbar.

Actually, I almost did the first time we met...

Actually, I made my own prenup...

Actually, I was Robin Sparkles.

Actually, I'm okay.

Actually, it was two voices.

Actually, that... that is the date.

Actually, that's a joist...

Actually, we worked together for a year.

Actually, you know what?

Actually, Your Honor, um, I'm afraid...

Acute dermatitis...

African safari.

After that, they did what any two mature adults would do.

After we broke up, I had to move out of the city...

After you perform the traditional Dance of the Seven Veils...

Again, I have to go with, "What in God's name is that?"

Ah, danke schon, roomie.

Ah, he's fine. And I still don't think he's crying out for help.

Ah, okay.

Ah, sehr gut. I can still make the 8:05 back to the city.

Ah, yes, we'll explain.

Ah! My ferrets will be so happy.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. So, now that there's no screaming baby to distract us...

Aha! Take the hit. Just take the hit.

Aha! You see?

Ahoy?

Ahoy.

Ahoy.

Ahoy. Uh, look...

Alan Thicke kicked your ass.

Alan Thicke.

Aldrin justice, baby.

All 'cause you made him join your stupid basketball team.

All but Wife seven. She was just there 'cause her dad was rich.

All fresh, locally grown ingredients.

All I could hear was Paul Shaffer's stomach growling.

All I did was break into your apartment and read your teenage journals...

All I had to do was climb that drainpipe.

All I have on my list so far is Purell.

All I need is just one lucky number.

All it needs is a shirtless old man in black and white for no reason.

All right, all right, all right. Well, I guess, uh... [Chuckles]

All right, buddy. You win.

All right, don't try to make this okay. You still slept with my sister.

All right, kid. Here's the deal with the deal.

All right, so where are those cee gars?

All right, Ted.

All right? We're cosigning birthday cards.

All right. Here's the bottom line, cockroaches.

All right. I'm gonna call him.

All right. Let's see what's in this dipey.

All right. We're going to Italy.

All right. You were there. Tell me the story.

All rulings are final.

All thanks to this lovely lady right here.

All that is 45 days away.

All the details I remembered about you.

All the horrible secrets on that side of the family.

All the way to the island of Hawaii. Why, you ask?

All we talked about was her relationship with her mother...

All you have to do is smile, and I'm ready for you to hop on Pop.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm 20 Minutes From Now Barney.

Almighty five. Ow.

Already warming herself up on the jets.

Also true.

Also your husband has been staring at my ass all afternoon...

Also, I need your advice on purchasing some luggage.

Also, I went on The Price Is Right and won a dune buggy.

Although your old man did pick it up pretty quickly.

Although, it, uh, kind of sucked...

Am I right, people? [Laughs]

An appearance by my all time idol, the Karate Kid.

An Art Garfunkel gallery opening concert.

And "I'm a week late."

And "Sandcastles in the Sand" both went maple...

And 14 of those words were "vulva."

And 20 hours from now, when you're me...

And 20 Years From Now Barney thinks we should go to Robots Versus Wrestlers?

And a beat up van I use to steal copper wire really turns Lily's crank.

And a jug of toilet wine.

And a neighborhood squirrel you thought you had tamed.

And a universally beloved skill for gamesmanship?"

And afterwards, we will feast like kings...

And all because I screwed up...

And all the other kids made fun of me even though it wasn't my fault.

And all the other movie bad guys, and stop ruining mine!

And And now it's been months since I've even picked up a brush.

And architects who sew.

And as a packer of great skill and merit...

And at night, he'll let me brush it.

And B T dubs, that judge was an idiot.

And Barney, having broken his engagement with Quinn...

And be careful. That's 5,000 bucks in there.

And before I could call out after her in any kind of embarrassing way...

And before you know it...

And beyond.

And burn your “girlie clothing” in an old oil drum...

And by "grease," I mean motor grease.

And call me in a year and a half.

And Carol's going to sing it.

And consult the wisdom of the Brorah.

And crap you like sneaks through?

And delivered to my tent.

And do you know why?

And don't worry. I'll take all the blame.

And even painful at times.

And even though he loved me...

And even though I think it's kind of gross when you pleasure yourself orally...

And eventually, there may have been a teensy weensy 50 meter restraining order.

And every time they say...

And everything he told you was a lie.

And everything's gonna be okay.

And exactly 45 days from now...

And fed him strained peas, not bananas, 'cause he had bananas yesterday.

And fight beloved Canadian actor Alan Thicke... to a draw.

And finally get some freedom.

And finding that first big, juicy, black...

And fly to Vancouver to interrogate your ex boyfriends...

And focus on that crime solving squirrel.

And for the older birds who maybe don't perform as well in the bedroom as they used to...

And found out Robin was engaged, it was like...

And frankly, I was stumped, until

And funny story, kids.

And go with whoever's left standing?

And God knows, they've slept with every girl in New York City.

And Gruber Pharmaceuticals.

And h h h here's where it gets interesting.

And Harry Potter and Warhorse...

And has a wallet chain and neck tattoos and a drug problem.

And he can never, ever be true to one woman.

And he offered to bring me along as his art consultant...

And he wants to ride down the aisle on a grizzly bear.

And he was honestly kind of a vag after that.

And he'd get away with it.

And here we were just watering him and facing him towards the sunlight.

And home life was a well oiled machine.

And how are things for the old Barnacle?

And how are you gonna do that?

And how would I try and stop you?

And I am not.

And I can safely tell you, if I could go back in time and relive that night...

And I can't tell you what's going on in any of their lives.

And I caught you doing one armed push ups with your genitals over a bowl of ice.

And I come home, and it's more of the same.

And I definitely didn't have enough layers.

And I don't have any idea what it is.

And I don't mean to be rude, but I really don't feel like talking about it.

And I feel like I'd be cheating on her.

And I finally got my dream job as a mixologist down here at Carnalism 2.

And I found a pacifier somewhere I'm not Willing to discuss.

And I guess I went a little overboard with the whole artsy thing.

And I have got something very important to...

And I have to be a mom to a...

And I hear you excel at saving yourself.

And I hope you're hungry, 'cause the second half of this word is... edible!

And I just went into this, like, crazy adrenaline mode and I somehow lifted it off her.

And I kind of rekindled things with that girl, Becky.

And I knew that a night of partying with a girl over a decade younger than me...

And I know that she wrote "P.S. I Love You" for you.

And I know that's how you see Barney.

And I know you think it's okay because Robin's so cool...

And I needed an excuse to meet you, so...

And I never want to be alone again.

And I only used one washcloth. So, it's...

And I regret that every single day of my life.

And I see her brighter and more clearly...

And I see one of the nannies that I interviewed...

And I think he really, really meant it.

And I think we agreed that's not something mobsters would do.

And I think you'll agree it was worth the wait once you see the view.

And I turned out perfectly fine.

And I want you to be completely honest.

And I was charmed by Jeanette finding me.

And I was meant to do something with it, but I didn't.

And I was never more depressed in my life.

And I was on the rebound...

And I will tell you why it's not weird.

And I would've gotten away with it...

And I... I know that you love this job.

And I... I was alone.

And I'd lost all that money and my friends hated me and my wedding was off?

And I'd miss out on New York in August and...

And I'll always cherish that.

And I'll dig up this locket...

And I'm all out of bubble gum. [Gags]

And I'm gonna make it dirty.

And I'm gonna punch her in the face.

And I'm happy with you.

And I'm pretty sure there was some funny business going on under that judge's robe.

And I'm realizing that Nick is kind of... dumb.

And I'm thinking maybe / can get her behind a Dumpster and interview her again.

And I've made some inquiries.

And if I can't have them, I'll take the 45 seconds before your boyfriend shows up...

And if that will make you happy, then let's do it.

And if this is a place where we can share our dreams... I like to think that it is...

And if you ever come across a beautiful, exciting, crazy moment in it...

And if you're not too tired, maybe we could watch Woodworthy Manor tonight.

And if you've got some, uh, nuts, this guy lost a couple.

And in the end...

And in the fall of 2012...

And instead enjoy the company of multiple partners...

And interviewed 92 nannies before finding one we liked.

And it turns out "spaghettis" are men.

And it was all planned by a girl.

And it was indeed ridonkulous.

And it wouldn't be appropriate.

And it's just too late for me.

And it's not like he could seduce Uta over the phone.

And it's your fault.

And just for that, I will not move from this chair until you agree to keep it.

And just know, "There's a guy who's met the girl of his dreams...

And keep this secret?

And leprechauns prefer to be called? [Chuckles]

And let Nick do a shot from my belly button, right?

And let's face it, sometimes you just want to lay there.

And lightly hit with a ping pong paddle...

And like any good wingman...

And Lily and Marshall finally decided on a guardian.

And Marshall was all like, “Huh.

And my cape got caught on the "F" train.

And my snap sister is gonna back me up. [Snaps Fingers]

And my Social Security number, my driver's license...

And Nick is our best player, so as far as I'm concerned, you can both keep your groins on ice.

And nobody saw it coming except you.

And not come back.

And not have to worry about some guy pulling a Marshall Eriksen in the bathroom.

And now she's here? She's in this bar seven years later?

And now that she's back, I have to return him.

And now you two are moving to Italy.

And now, I am ready to tell you who "P.S. I Love You" is about.

And now, my son...

And now, who's ready to eat my meat?

And one baguette.

And over what who has the most power?

And possibly alcohol mixed...

And potato salad.

And problem is solved.

And pulling down his inside out underpants.

And punches me in the face...

And put together a little team called the T Squares.

And reveal the winner of the local gardening competition.

And rides a motorcycle without a helmet...

And right now, I am watching a double breasted... Robin.

And Robin can't stand the idea of dinner with you by herself...

And say whatever creepy, disgusting thing I want...

And second, don't worry.

And secondly, next time you have a big idea late at night...

And send you on horseback to my remote desert camp.

And she does grind her teeth.

And she just happened to be a leather cuff saleswoman.

And she said there was a curse on me.

And she said yes! Guys, it was amazing!

And she told me how you're one of the few people in the world...

And she'd let me go under parka, over turtleneck.

And she's right outside.

And she's the only girl I wanna be with...

And since I was Beyoncé, I'm pretty sure I get final say here, so...

And since I wasn't invited to your wedding, you're not invited to mine.

And smells like booze and narcotics.

And so I'm gonna do this little scene study with Ted.

And soar to her own beautiful tomorrow.

And spiders to kill and computers to back up...

And suddenly, this primal, protective mother voice came out of me.

And talking about her night with Crosby, Stills and Nash.

And thank God we were, because...

And thank you for taking such good care of it.

And that check... That check will be marginally less expensive!

And that everything was gonna be okay.

And that is never going to change.

And that is nothing to be ashamed of.

And that is why...

And that only happens if I hear you dump Nick on speakerphone before then.

And that the Superman films are uneven.

And that turns it off.

And that video led me to...

And that window placement is rubbish.

And that's fine.

And that's how Barney sees you.

And that's not a metaphor.

And that's perfectly normal.

And that's the inverted chimney sweep...

And that's when all my years of architectural training came to my aid.

And that's when I realized I wanted to be a judge...

And that's why I'm here before the New York State Judiciary Committee.

And the absolute last stripper he would want to see.

And the backup pad.

And the Bee Gees and Journey and Queen?

And the changing roles of women.

And the closest translation would be...

And the cook, Mrs. Bootbrush...

And the landlord hand washed all my delicates.

And the only reason he dropped it...

And the Oscar for Best Fake Romantic Speech goes to Barney Stinson.

And the phrase "trapped under a car

And the rest of this never happened.

And then

And then afterwards, you're gonna smoke half a pack of cigarettes. Hence the...

And then finally, you let it go

And then he bites you on the neck... not super hard...

And then it got really scary.

And then maybe afterwards, we'll do it.

And then she and I will adjourn to the Jacuzzi...

And then she took everything!

And then something changed.

And then something changed.

And then that Danish slut, Nadia, bursts in...

And then that night, I had a dream.

And then the ice would start to melt...

And then there's that story you told...

And then this uncanny phenomenon began.

And then we just Went to the park.

And then we ran into...

And then we're gonna have a reception in a big white tent...

And then you'll be right back to procrastinating on all fours.

And then you'll tell a funny story about that bitch Patrice at work.

And then you're exhausted from being up all night.

And then, before you know it, you'll be marrying a man...

And there have been times that I wanted to.

And there is nothing weird about that.

And there was the comment about Gypsies.

And there'll be that one bewitching little detail...

And these nannies are really falling for this?

And they deserve the respect that title commands!

And they got lodged in her rectum...

And they just opened a Shake Shack on our block, and there's never a line.

And this is all you do for me? That's it. I'm calling it.

And those aisles are too narrow.

And those are the marriages that last.

And threw away a perfectly comfortable life here in New York.

And totally get away with it.

And totally rad robot...

And two, he doesn't exist.

And two, there is no way...

And Victoria ist wunderbar...

And wait... You You forgive me?

And wants to spend the rest of his life with her and only her?

And wants to spend the rest of his life with her and only her."

And watching Italian Price Is Right.

And we all really want to stay friends.

And we are gonna wipe the floor with those accountants.

And we got to see it.

And we still haven't found a nanny.

And we were doing our best to abide.

And we will prevail, even if it takes all night.

And we're gonna fall in love.

And we're gonna get married, and...

And we're gonna love them and each other so much.

And we're right where we should be.

And what do unicorns and, uh, elves...

And what goes in... the Triangle.

And when he was

And when I die and become a skeleton, I'll still be holding you.

And when I met him, he was married to Zoey, who I ended up... befriending.

And when it was gone, it was like...

And where has it gotten me?

And while we're on the subject of family, I'm pretty sure you banged my mom. Mom beats sister.

And who should walk in but...

And why should I believe that?

And with that image, dinner is done.

And Without Nick, who's gonna hem my pants?

And would it be okay if they invited their friends...

And yet, my future husband...

And you agreed that we would find a new place together.

And you all took a shower together.

And you are caring...

And you are going to go deliver this note.

And you bastards aren't going anywhere.

And you have to let Robin and Barney get a band.

And you just know Nadia's watching in the corner with her pet snake.

And you just ran out the clock until it was my problem?

And you know What else?

And you never even saw Ghost Protocol.

And you ruined everything the night before I'm supposed to go back to Work?

And you said testing it with a dummy was a waste of time.

And you sleep with my sister?

And you spared no expense, ya big crazy.

And you two were sawing logs.

And you will disappoint me.

And you... The only other time you've ever exercised this seriously...

And you... Then you know what? I'm gonna find Shelly...

And you'd know this because you know Robin better than I do.

And you're absolutely sure you'll find that someday?

And you're afraid, if I dump him, it'll throw off his game.

And you're competing with your ex for who's happier, it can get ugly.

And you're gonna be grossed out, but you're gonna laugh a little anyway.

And you're gonna pray that he doesn't press charges...

And you're gonna... you're gonna go back and pick up...

And you're here.

And you're naked in front of Shaker Heights High School in a play you never rehearsed for.

And you're the captain?

And you've been sitting here all night...

And your bare ass is an inch away from my face again...

And your panic attacks are getting shorter and further apart.

And, because the forecast calls for rain...

And, of course, Robin Scherbatsky for being so hypnotized by hog...

And, Robin, how's everything with Nick?

And, Robin, you had just come from that big meeting that ran long.

And, sidebar, why do men think Women like to be honka honka ed?

And, therefore, must pay restitution of no less than $25 million.

And, uh, I don't have a lot of girlfriends.

And, uh, we got married.

And, uh, well, one thing led to the other...

And, um...

And, well, I don't want to be crude...

And, well, I got a little obsessed.

And, well, uh...

And, yes, I have a degree in art history...

And, yes, it'll be awesome.

And...

And... And now I'm old and I'm a mom...

And... things would get all wet and... steamy.

Angry self five! [Growls]

Any brilliant insights, Oprah?

Any function at the Playboy Mansion.”

Any last words?

Any longer, I'd have had to kiss you.

Any, uh, final witnesses?

Anyone can cross it and get obsessed.

Anyone else have any scheduling issues?

Anyone with this kind of ashtray money...

Anytime Mr. Stimson can't rise to the occasion.

Anyway, I get to the gallery.

Anyway, I just sold it for four million dollars.

Anyway, I realize these aren't just terms for divorce, so I ask

Anyway, let's not make a big deal of it.

Anyway, plugs pulled, organs donated.

Anyway, speaking of engaged, check out what got back from being resized.

Anyway, then we got to the section...

Anyway, this $500 bracelet will ward off evil till the end of the week, so...

Anyway, this fortune teller... she was able to tell me all sorts of stuff about my future...

Anyway, this is happening.

Anyway, Victoria's dad and I are working out a payment plan...

Anyway, we go get lunch...

Anyway, we're having the ceremony...

Anyway, when we got out on the dance floor, thi... I swear.

Anyway, you guys wouldn't, uh, happen to know of any good wedding bands...

Appeal and value as an investment.

Are clicking more than me and Nick?

Are just begging for it.

Are these rules for how I have to behave in our marriage?

Are they really dead?

Are they, Ted?

Are those Robin's boobies?

Are you familiar with memes?

Are you guys sure we're gonna like this Woodworthy Manor show?

Are you implying Jeanette started a fire?

Are you kidding? I've always wanted to live abroad.

Are you saying that this invisibility thing means I might not be able to get beer?

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Are you suggesting that I will not be point guy?

Are you sure he's not just playing dead?

Are you sure? This is your apartment.

Are you too woozy to do it one last time before we seek emergency medical attention?

Are you trying to bribe me?

Aren't you a guy who's met the girl of his dreams...

Art consultant. What's that?

Art consultant. What's that?

Art was my whole life.

Artwork?

As a kid, I was known as a bit of a detective.

As a matter of fact, I haven't.

As long as you can do it quietly.

As long as you think I can flip it for double in six months.

As obstinate, stubborn and... insane as you are.

As some of you know, my dad is a little scary.

As the autumn of breakups.

As the day grunge was born.

As the day that grunge was born.

As we know from science...

As you may recall...

At a performance of the recording artist James Buffet.

At best, she was a six, six and a half.

At ease.

At least 'lo of which involve her doing all or most of the work. ”

At least, that's how most people saw it.

At that beautiful little church out on Long Island...

At the beginning of the 20th century.

At the British Columbia Military School for Boys, we called it “making lunch.”

At the Grey Cup gig, Paul was sitting in the front row

At the same restaurant...

Auf Wiedersehen, Fräulein.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Available at the last minute, would you?

Aw, man. I want my face to melt.

Aw, well, you did the same for me back when I had to give away all my dogs.

Aw. [ Laughs ]

Awesome. I mean, no!

Aye, aye, Captain.

Aye, aye, Captain.

B dog are bonding...

B dog.

Babe, I know these guys have been a little over the top lately.

Baby Marvin, did you just go poo poo?

Baby, did you just hear yourself?

Back me up, bros.

Back off, stretch. I saw her first.

Back then, I was too embarrassed to tell you I'd done that.

Bad time, Lily.

Badass.

Badass.

Badass.

Bailiff Warren Frankel, who knows me.

Balloons. Not the inflatable, round, squishy pouches...

Bangtoberfest is a flop.

Bangtoberfest is about innovation, about ideas.

Bangtoberfest used to mean something.

Barney and Quinn...

Barney and Robin were just weeks away from tying the knot...

Barney deserves it.

Barney has cameras in our bathroom?

Barney made it happen.

Barney Stinson banging anything less than an eight, that's, like, a '15!

Barney Stinson?

Barney Stinson. How may I direct my penis?

Barney texted us, said you guys were ganging up on him.

Barney was starting to pull ahead.

Barney was the youngest member of our Magic Enthusiasts Club years back.

Barney will take the envelope of cash I gave him and head straight into our trap.

Barney, delete the "Robin and Patrice BFF Fun Day"invite.

Barney, do you trust me?

Barney, don't do...

Barney, enough with the floating Jor El head...

Barney, how would you teach young Marvin about the facts of life?

Barney, hurry! Give 'em the money, please. Hurry!

Barney, I gave up my beautiful two bedroom apartment...

Barney, I just Went five months with no help...

Barney, I swear to God, if I open my eyes...

Barney, I watched as Darlene out everything good out of my life...

Barney, I wouldn't live here even if you scrubbed every inch of this place...

Barney, I'm getting wet.

Barney, massive hemorrhoids.

Barney, please! They're gonna chop off my hand!

Barney, quick question. Why are you interviewing nannies?

Barney, Robin, Nick and those two women.

Barney, she's just using me for my gracefully aging body.

Barney, Ted, 20 Years From Now Barney, 20 Years From Now Ted.

Barney, this girl has...

Barney, we are not getting married.

Barney, what are you doing here?

Barney, what are you doing?

Barney, when I wanted to marry Robin's mother...

Barney, you don't start with the "I got caught cheating" diamond.

Barney, you go get that girl.

Barney, you haven't been making a fool out of yourself.

Barney, you just Went through some really big emotional stuff.

Barney, you weren't there!

Barney, you weren't there. Ted, you had just floated out of a Snoop Dogg B side.

Barney! You...

Barney?

Barney. [Chuckles]

Barney's fine. It's just, well, earlier this morning...

Barneys prenup ruined my night too

Based on its aesthetic appeal and its value as an investment...

Based on its aesthetic appeal and value as an investment.

Based on mutual respect between two equals.

Basketball, people don't realize, is all geometry, physics and engineering.

Bastard!

Be back in that old living room where so many things happened.

Be my stand in and put your gland in.

Beam.

Because crazy stories are my thing.

Because he says I'm obviously more valuable.

Because he was right. I am just a kindergarten teacher.

Because I can't be in a marriage where one of us is in prison.

Because I feel guilty about how happy I am with you.

Because I thought you were busy working, but...

Because I was gonna be the guy who proved the existence of Bigfoot.

Because I'd have to get a new passport photo...

Because if Robin and Barney had taken my stupid advice and hired a deejay...

Because if you go over and talk to her, 20 months from now, it's gonna end in one of two ways.

Because if you said anything to the contrary...

Because it really will be good to see you.

Because judges are the ones who can effect real change.

Because maybe it's dumb to look for signs from the universe.

Because my dad wasn't there for me.

Because no matter how tightly you hold on...

Because the rest of us couldn't come out.

Because they're dead.

Because time will heal a broken heart...

Because we covered it in the getting to know you part...

Because we love her, and shes in a safe space.

Because when you do one good deed...

Because you are loving...

Because you're an angel sent from heaven?

Because, somehow, she swallowed her vocal cords...

Because...

Before Marvin was born.

Before she took off that coat.

Begged my mom to burn those.

Behind the refinery. Okay, you can't quite see it.

Behold nature's beauty.

Being singles great!

Belly flopped off a subway platform.

Belmont Racetrack.

Beloved Indians middle reliever.

Bernard, if we just glue the cards together, it's...

Bernard! Not a good time!

Besides, deep down, I don't think Marshall's even excited about Italy.

Besides, we dated before, and that time counts.

Best husband ev

Best husband ever!

Best husband ever. Ow!

Best wingman ever.

Bet she has WBDs.

Betrayal stings, doesn't it, Emsbury?

Better the sores weep than I.

Beyoncé and and ABBA...

Big blast of confetti.

Big, fancy dinner and the ballet.

Birds and bees.

Black and brown reversible belt.

Black or blue? Totally up to you.

Boats, boats, boats!

Boats!

Boats! Boats! Boats! [Giggling]

Bondage. I get it.

Bonding.

Boom! There it is.

Booze, duh. Cigars, duh. Strippers, duh.

Both of those things, yes.

Bottom line is I just Wanted to make the idea of me and Lily dying

Boundaries? Invasion of privacy? Losing your key privileges?

Boys, go long.

Bro mitzvah.

Bro. Bro!

Brover couldn't settle on a tie, so I just bought them all.

Brover is not only the best bro I've ever had.

Brover really was the best wingman ever.

But after 18 voice mails...

But after Kara broke my heart again for the millionth time...

But as we'd all learn one heartbreaking Grey Cup Sunday...

But back then I could.

But bright side...

But bros' fiancées cannot plan bachelor parties.

But can you tell me there's nothing...

But Carol has brought out a whole new side of me.

But did you just also get your heart broken?

But do you remember when I wanted to be an artist?

But does he have average intelligence?

But don't think for a second that means he's not a bad boy.

But don't worry. Back when you were engaged to Quinn...

But don't worry. I'm appealing to the league office.

But everything just comes back to her weird fetish about how old I am.

But German female wrestlers from Saxony...

But he finally kissed her.

But he is a human being with a heart.

But he still knows how to say the phrase...

But he's still the prettiest little girl in the city.

But heck, you're her fiancé. You know all that, right?

But here's my dilemma.

But here's the thing about Ted Mosby. He doesn't give up!

But hey, Barney's more important.

But I actually ran in to get this photo album...

But I am not interested in your schnitzel, okay?

But I am not interested in your schnitzel, okay?

But I bet you look super hot playing shuffleboard...

But I came back two weeks early from Paris because I was lonely.

But I can't stop myself. I'm out of control.

But I certainly don't have the manners of one.

But I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing.

But I do know a guy who's very good at this sort of thing.

But I don't drink too much?

But I don't think that's it.

But I don't think that's it.

But I followed you to that bookstore.

But I found it.

But I got my eye on you.

But I guarantee you, Quinn is gonna find out eventually.

But I have another nanny interview in about 15 minutes, so

But I have no regrets.

But I just saw you lose your shirt.

But I know that you'll always be there to catch Marvin.

But I promise you I'm here now...

But I realized if Brad could call a quack as his star witness...

But I still don't know if he's ready for this.

But I still got some tricks up my sleeve that you know absolutely nothing about.

But I still think you should get a deejay.

But I suppose there is one Way I could get you off.

But I think if you keep letting him nap, he's gonna be up all night.

But I think it's time to acknowledge...

But I think we can both agree, it would be totally awesome...

But I turned him down because I thought you loved your job.

But I want the big man for myself.

But I want to spend all day licking his abs.

But I was curious.

But I was gonna make you a special meal...

But I worked at a strip club, and I know...

But I'll watch 60 Minutes with you as loud and as long as you want.

But I'm here now...

But I'm learning to compensate with my left.

But I'm married, and we have a baby...

But I'm not gonna enjoy... Oh, who am I kidding? It's gonna be awesome.

But I'm not gonna ruin an important company...

But I'm sorry I let Carl name your drink after me.

But I'm still... l I don't know.

But I'm telling you, she's not as cool as you think she is.

But if I could find this locket...

But if Lily wasn't into you?

But if one person isn't into the other...

But if Patrice were invited to something called "Robin and Patrice's BFF Fun Day'..

But if Ted really wants to be with Victoria...