How I Met Your Mother - Season 2 Edit

A few months ago, my architecture firm was approached

A lot.

A... A...

Actually, I'll take Ted.

Actually, it didn't end at all.

Actually, yeah.

All right, we'll swing by the party.

All right, you proved it. The whole Ted Mosby, architect thing works.

All right. We're gonna take off..

All skysc****rs kind of look like a...

And don't forget the precedent set by Smith v. Rosenblatt, '74.

And don't give me the shaft.

And I don't want to brag, but they're filled with jelly.

And I made him a cheater.

And I really miss it.

And I'll get the fun part.

And I'm sorry, and I totally want to listen to his stupid stories.

And if he's really droning on,

And if we don't get it, we could go under.

And it's gonna be awesome.

And most serious young legal minds in the country.

And steal her purse.

And that led to a couple of hours

And that night was the first time I showed anyone my first drawing of it.

And that, my dear, was the end of that hack's career.

And that's why I avoid relationships.

And the other's a cheating bastard.

And then I was all, "No, Frank Gehry. You're on your own this time."

And then it got ugly.

And then she came to see me.

And thus ended this chapter of, "Let's pour our hearts out

And two spherical entryways at the front.

And what made you decide you wanted to become an architect?

And you know two of them, and they would surprise you.

And, third, I can't imagine that working on anyone ever.

And, um... just for fun, I've...

Any personal effects she left in your house or dwelling

Anything sounds impressive when it's said with the right attitude.

Architects are hot.

Architects rule! Whoo hee!

Architects rule! Whoo hoo.

Are you going to kick this girl's ass?

Are you kidding?

Aren't you a little worried that a certain somebody

Aren't you afraid a certain somebody might find out about this?

Aren't you gonna ask how my day was?

Awards are nice, they look good on my shelf.

Awesome story. As per usual.

Barney?

Barney?

Barney."

Become yours after 30 days.

Before Lily and I broke up.

Bitch is lucky I brought my small purse.

But Field of Dreams?

But I don't want you expecting 78 stories or anything.

But I got tickets to Foxy Boxing.

But I suppose I should at least give you a ride home.

But I've got a girlfriend and I've got to get back to work.

But my work stories are interesting.

But none of that acclaim means anything compared to the joy

But none of that acclaim means anything compared to the joy

But somebody has to push the paper around for us creative types.

But sure, let's go dancing.

But why would you use Ted's name?

By night, however...

Calling Marshall.

Can we talk about something else?

Carl, do you really want to be with a woman

Come on, let's go before she gets out of the shower.

Complaining about work nonstop for weeks.

Complaining about work nonstop for weeks.

Damn, these are some drunk almost lawyers.

Damn, these are some drunk almost lawyers.

Dancing is bad. Dancing leads to sex.

Dancing? He went dancing with this girl?

Did you grow up in that Footloose town?

Do you feel like dancing?

Don't go. We don't even know your name to look out for your buildings.

Dude, dude, what are you doing?

Dude, lots of chicks think architects are hot.

Dude. You should let us shave your ass tonight.

Everyone take a seat.

Everything isn't okay.

Excuse me. I'm looking for a couple guys who came in here earlier.

Excuse us for one second.

For use in just such an occasion.

Forget about Robin, okay? You're hanging with us tonight.

From any and all responsibility should you harm yourself

From Columbia Law School,

Galloping.

Get in there and beat Ted up.

Girls, I got to go, but I'm leaving you in very good, if slightly sullied hands.

Go, go, go, go.

God, I feel like I'm teaching love as a second language here.

Guys, can we cease and desist with the lawyer speak for a minute?

Hands of a master craftsman.

He asked her to a party. Oh, my God, are you okay?

He was here earlier.

He was with a guy named Ted.

He's not answering.

Hell, yeah. I love clubs.

Hello.

Her ass looks better than my face.

Her name wasn't on your lease, was it?

Hey, Carl, is Ted still here?

Hey, drunk legal dude, um... have you seen Marshall Ericksen?

Hey, just out of curiosity.

Hey, Lily.

Hey, Marshall, where's Lily?

Hey, Marshall. You up for some super loud, repetitive music

Hey, you want to see the building

Hey.

Hey. If you want, my friend Marshall invited me to this party we could all go to.

Hop on.

Hop on.

How did you get here?

How do you not like Field of Dreams?!

How do you think Mr. Brady scored a babe like Carol?

How do you think Mr. Brady scored a babe like Carol?

How was yours?

How's a $20 help your memory?

I bet you can draw, can't you?

I can't believe he's cheating on me.

I can't only materialize once every decade

I chose to spend my one day among the living with you,

I didn't want to ruin the party for everybody this early, but, uh...

I don't know how to be a girlfriend.

I don't know.

I fell asleep half way through.

I guess I don't know how to do that.

I haven't been crazy or jealous or paranoid in months,

I haven't seen this guys since, like, last year

I knew exactly what he was going to say.

I know you would.

I listen to your work stories all the time.

I live across the street.

I love being the person you bitch to.

I love it when you quote Scripture.

I mean, I was going to design a cathedral tonight,

I mean, this isn't you, Ted.

I mean, you wouldn't watch the same movie

I should probably go tell him I'm sorry, shouldn't I?

I started getting bummed out, so I came here.

I think it's stupid.

I took the nicest guy in the world

I was just helping him get there faster.

I wish I could join you guys, but I got to get back

I wonder where Ted went.

I would love to see you again, but unfortunately, I cannot.

I would love to watch the sun rise with you.

I'll handle the slutty kickboxer.

I'll have you know I composed a lovely form letter

I'll just put "resident

I'll see you at book club, Vinny.

I'll take your purse.

I'm a television news reporter.

I'm Anna, by the way.

I'm calling him. I'm telling him that I was wrong

I'm not freaking out because in my mind, she's fat.

I'm not telling you that for less than 20 bucks.

I'm sorry about earlier.

I'm telling you, you should use the architect angle with the ladies.

I've got an awome party lined up.

I've had some recent bad press on the World Wide Web.

I've never been in a relationship this serious before.

I've sort of been working on my own idea of what I think the building should be.

If a guy told you he was an architect,

If it was me, I could've designed something amazing.

If it were me, I'd be like...

If you trim that back, the rest would look bigger.

In the bedroom of Barney's one night stand."

Instead, I'm spending 12 hours a day designing the cornices.

It is tonight.

It is tonight.

It might come to something.

It never is.

It obviously ended well. I mean, you're here with me.

It was a strong and nurturing relationship

It was inevitable, I guess.

It was... fine. Nothing exciting.

It'd be a huge project for his firm.

It's a travesty.

It's about ghost baseball players.

It's gonna define the skyline of the city.

It's not like it will ever come to anything.

It's on me.

It's really gonna bum them out.

It's the job.

It's this big skysc****r in Spokane.

It's unlocked.

It's what I do.

Just fill out her name and then...

Just need you to sign this release protecting the host

Kids, sometimes your relationship goes so smoothly for so long

Kind of take a whack at the whole relationship between God and man conundrum.

Let's go.

Let's see if it's unlocked.