Workaholics (2011) - Season 5 Edit

A chick's ever done for a dude in the

A Chinese girl with green eyes.

A great idea.

A group is fragile and needs to be handled with care.

A life size Predator statue.

A lot of cool points as of late, so I'm gonna go cash those in.

A lot of dudes.

A Louie Anderson's a boss. They had a lot of great hosts.

A million Adams and a million Dolphs.

A new kid on the scene battling for the belt.

A Predator statue.

A rich person's wedding, like, come on, man.

A thousand blessings on you.

A total zero with no personality?

A whole thing where it's, like, "Come and join the TelAmerican army."

A woman ran through a glass door high on drugs, because of you three.

About how weak you were when you saw yourself

About some very dastardly deeds that I have done.

About that Roscoe's, I was thinking maybe we'd get it to go,

About why you should go to this wedding...

About your little relationship with Aurora Brown?

Absolutely everything you need to know.

Act Like a Woman, Think Like a Man,

Actually not a bad idea.

Actually, I don't have to hide it. I smoke it right in daylight.

Actually, I just have a rash on my inner thigh

Actually, I take it back, what I said earlier.

Actually, the last time I checked, he's not supposed to be here, so you know what?

Actually, we were gonna go with if that's cool.

Adam and Anders said that someone pulled you in a shady van... Which is right here.

ADAM AND ANDERS: Like I trust you

Adam and I got to talking.

Adam DeMamp died this weekend. There will be no ladder match.

Adam DeMamp is gone! (HISSING)

Adam DeMamp was killed this weekend,

Adam is dead! You heard him.

Adam, Adam, Adam! Help! Help!

Adam, Blake, and Anders were just trying to help.

Adam, Blake, Anders, you three are suspended without pay until I feel like it.

Adam, do not eff this up.

Adam, Dolph is using the blood drive to clone people.

Adam, I can't believe you got every category right.

Adam, stop eating those chips.

Adam, the freakin' star of all stars, DeMamp.

Adam, there is a body in that casket.

Adam, there's no Dick Blownoff. Actually, I'm Dick Blownoff.

Adam, what's up, dude?

ADAM: (IN FAKE ACCENT) Excuse me, sir. I am Mufansa.

ADAM: Ah, the hockey stuff.

ADAM: Ahem!

ADAM: Any minute.

ADAM: Blenders, vacuums, steak knives

ADAM: Do it, Waymond. Do it. Do it now.

ADAM: Don't piss in my bed, fat... Fatso. All right.

ADAM: Go. Go inside. ANDERS: I can't.

ADAM: Hey, you should hire my boy Ders. He's hella smart.

ADAM: I have an idea.

ADAM: I mean, we have a guess as to whose it is.

ADAM: I thought it was funny, but...

ADAM: I wonder if I'm still banned in all AOL chat rooms.

ADAM: Is that a bomb? PRITCHARD: No, it's a smoke bomb.

ADAM: It sounds like life leaving something.

ADAM: It's like, that's funny.

ADAM: It's pretty normal now!

ADAM: It's seek time right now!

ADAM: It's teriyaki?

ADAM: Kind of like the band Everclear.

ADAM: Like, how does that even work? BLAKE AND ANDERS: I don't know.

ADAM: Look at that.

ADAM: No way, it's too far. We're not gonna make it.

ADAM: No, that's true, Blazer. It is.

ADAM: No, that's where you're wrong, Blake,

ADAM: No! Don't drink the floor smoothie!

ADAM: Oh, god!

ADAM: Oh, god. BLAKE: Just right there, bud.

ADAM: Oh, milk it, Dersy. BLAKE: There you go.

ADAM: Oh, we're so bonded right now.

ADAM: Oh, you won't tell us?

ADAM: Ohhh, that was a good toss.

ADAM: She is traumatized, but she is a criminal.

ADAM: Sorry, we have a scam to scheme.

ADAM: Stay menergized! ANDERS: All right.

ADAM: That dude from Malcolm in the Middle.

ADAM: That was a very good idea! BLAKE: Right?

ADAM: The breast pieces?

ADAM: There is no band without me, Adam.

ADAM: This is awesome.

ADAM: Two weeks.

ADAM: Uh...

ADAM: We got a crowd.

ADAM: What if I gave you a Westley mask?

ADAM: What?

ADAM: What's going on here?

ADAM: Wow, they're having a party. How are we not invited?

ADAM: Yeah, so it looks like I have herpes 'cause I nicked it a bunch.

ADAM: Yep, it's a Predator statue,

ADAM: You guys rule, man. Hey, family secret.

Adam!

Adam! You get away from here.

Adam. It's not...

Adam. Your balls, my face, right now.

Adam's out.

Admittedly, you look sick, like you're dying from something.

Adult conversation about what happened.

After watching all these videos, I'm getting...

Afterwards we were just drinking port wine in the parking lot.

Agent Blownoff, you're coming with us.

Ah, it's starting to burn.

Ah, man!

Ah, my knees.

Ah, no. I'm full. Thank you.

Ah, stop, stop!

Ah, you piece of shit!

Ah!

Ah! (LAUGHING)

Ah... He just said hell.

Ahhh, it's so hot! Ahhh! Oh, my God!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh! Ahhh!

Ahhh! No!

Alabama Black Snake.

Alice craps on me a lot,

Alice didn't email me about working here, okay?

Alice is on her way here right now.

Alice just emailed me and she's like,

Alice Murphy...

Alice We want to

Alice, can we get a Velcro wall?

Alice, need we remind you how you got your job?

ALICE: A day off?

ALICE: All right, listen up, everybody.

ALICE: Because Jillian was so frugal with all of our office supplies,

ALICE: Blake! Oh, my God, are you okay?

ALICE: Bye, George.

ALICE: Go make your puppets somewhere else.

ALICE: Hey, what the hell are you guys doing?

ALICE: I mean, even if it isn't good, you know, it'll be fun to laugh at.

ALICE: It doesn't matter.

ALICE: Oh, my panties are out.

Alice...

All day long, baby.

All freaks All freaks

All high and shit.

All I do all day is watch cartoons and...

All I'm saying is, okay, you can't think that this is a good idea.

All of a sudden, we get a little money in our pockets,

All right, all right.

All right, all right. All right.

All right, be safe.

All right, Caleb, Declan, hold your breath.

All right, everybody line up.

All right, everybody, before we get started,

All right, everyone. In the conference room, now.

All right, get in there.

All right, hello, and welcome to the Hallman House '80s Trivia Night,

All right, here we go. First question.

All right, here's the plan.

All right, I just...

All right, I'll do it,

All right, I'm gonna tell a secret.

All right, let's break some ground!

All right, let's circle back to join Adam for this booze cruise, huh?

All right, Mr. Craft, Mr. Macaroni, process this.

All right, no, guys, you can't do this.

All right, now, there are 32 employees in this office

All right, okay. Let's do it.

All right, so if we don't spend it, corporate's gonna slash next year's budget,

All right, so let's break.

All right, so you are the mirror.

All right, TelAmericans! Yeah!

All right, this is fun.

All right, well, I'll see you guys in the pit.

All right, what are we doing?

All right, you kiddos ready to go get stretched out?

All right, you're next big guy.

All right? I just want to act!

All right? It's taking all my business because everybody wants the

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Cool!

All right. Cool.

All right. Hey, guys, check this out.

All right. Hum it in.

All right. See you tomorrow.

All right. What's the problem?

All right. Yeah.

All the blood is gone. What are we gonna do?

All the porno's happening. So I put a little porno

All these chicks are about to be at this party today, man!

All these people, do you? Everybody's here

All this is just surface chatter.

All this other shite got to go.

ALL: Hanging with Mr. Cooper. Asian girl laughing.

ALL: Hounds! Hounds, hounds, hounds!

ALL: Life?

ALL: Oh!

ALL: Oh!

ALL: Oh!

ALL: That's all, folks!

ALL: We're here! We're queer! We want to drink beer!

ALL: Whoo!

ALL: Yeah, yeah. Uh huh.

ALL: Yeah!

Allow me and my friends to give you a round of applause.

Almost exclusively as sex objects.

Almost, 'cause in seventh grade,

Also good. But, no, I was... It's that, "Robin Hood can suck it."

Also, because you lost $100 last when we were trying to do the wrestling thing,

Also, I once killed a turtle with...

Also, there's definitely no way that thing can go through your neck.

Although you could just give me the answers to the questions you're gonna ask, right?

Am I sapping all the Menergy from you guys?

And a million Bills.

And a smear of your wildly potent cologne.

And a stool sample.

And actually, that's be awesome to watch, so I vote yes.

And all of a sudden, now you're a big boss.

And all of that trickles down. I...

And also as of... The past, as well.

And also, his thoughts on, like,

And are you even a student here?

And banging Magda, the "Lady Rock" Johnson,

And become the man I was supposed to be, Ice Holmvik.

And being this freaking mountain of beef you see before you today.

And Blake's entire family that we will not bail on you.

And come with me to the Land Booze Cruise?

And congratulations to Adam. You were champion of last week's match.

And corporate has sent me here because tomorrow,

And cross off Torpey's name and make everything all right.

And does this look like your mom's house?

And don't think about coming back here tomorrow,

And even turn up the volume on it.

And everyone's like, "I love this song. I want to dance to this song.

And feed him to her raccoons?

And film him doing, like, cool stuff.

And finally, "Get a lap dance on a Gravitron."

And for a woman, too.

And for not one upping me, Dad.

And freaking bleed all over the office.

And get free pizza for the rest of my life.

And get that Top Gun hat back on that little head, huh?

And guess what? Best thing about the whole trivia scam

And half black equals full black.

And have a million dudes beat off to you, bro!

And he deserves a proper funeral.

And he didn't even bust.

And he freaking didn't even come here

And he loved that company.

And he said, "It was the bomb diggity."

And he was so very proud of how you've all improved.

And he's like, "We're 69ing. I need water now!"

And he's like, does he chew his dick off?

And her hair game was on point.

And here's my impression of the US Coast Guard.

And I am always on call, because I am a CIA spy.

And I am very intuitive, like a mother.

And I can have all of my druthers,

And I can't change these lines,

And I don't know about you guys, but specifically, he loves my guts.

And I don't want to do that because I know you're on parole.

And I gave blood with the other nurse.

And I give you my blessing to get the fuck back on the phones.

And I got to sit you on the bench for this one.

And I had the perfect seats.

And I have to meet Dolph

And I just want to say thank you.

And I just wanted to see what it felt like to do the crapping.

And I know that's your job,

And I mean this when I say that you could be in those,

And I met Ryan Lochte at Golden Goggles.

And I need to rub more cortisone on it.

And I need you to wring me out,

And I paid him up front.

And I speared Yellow Knight's horse right through the leg.

And I still don't have any money.

And I think he's... He's right.

And I think that's why I'm so addicted to freaking having these gigantic muscles

And I walk away, like Atreyu.

And I want you to take that and go click on and keep it on,

And I wanted it.

And I was totally cured.

And I was wondering

And I was wondering if you wanted to buy a vacuum.

And I'll give it to you guys if you want it.

And I'm a grownup.

And I'm definitely an idiot,

And I'm gonna help him.

And I'm like, "Me, her, in the office alone?

And I'm like, "Me."

And I'm middle management now.

And I'm not going to be the one cranking down in the corner

And I'm not gonna cut anything out,

And I'm not proud of that. I should have been at least 14 or 15, but...

And I'm not talking movie sequels.

And I'm on the phone every day as me.

And I'm on time entirely too often.

And I'm the best singer of the crew.

And I've actually got a few tips for you about interviewing.

And I've been admiring your photo in the yearbook

And I've been having good dreams lately, all right?

And I've really been building something very special with her.

And I've seen a lot of dinner theater, man.

And if we could get it on TV,

And if we do that, good bye, Single Adam!

And if you ever let my wife chorg you,

And if you three jacknards don't start dressing the part,

And if you're real quiet, you can hear wedding bells!

And if you're weak like your great grandma,

And in love with Jackie, and you wanted me to date guys,

And in other news, the bitch snitched.

And in the wreckage, they found three Whatchamacallits.

And it didn't even hurt. In fact...

And it does feel pretty bad.

And it hurt.

And it sounds really fake, like it doesn't exist.

And it was messy. He had a hairy butt crack.

And it was sort of a business decision.

And it, like, blows her hair, and it's like, ahhh!

And it'll catch some wind, and it'll whistle.

And it's cremate, not crenate.

And it's like I'm in the porno.

And it's time for you to go back in your cage!

And it's time to put my "chess stremph" to the test.

And it's your voice, and it's horrible,

And Joey "Pants" Pantoliano...

And just a fat, little body.

And just don't turn into a giant again, please.

And left me with a leaky tailpipe.

And let us ask you some questions?

And let's crenate Gramps.

And let's have some fun. Just like old times, huh?

And let's see, we'll do, uh,

And listen up, okay?

And make a little boy ham sammiches?

And make sure Adam doesn't visit there, 'cause that's, like,

And may I say you still look very young.

And miss out on my commissions? Fool, please.

And my joke.

And my rhymes were so cold that the water froze.

And not just sex objects, that's what I'm all about.

And now joining us in the east corner...

And now you want to fucking leave?

And number three, no violence!

And of course I've seen it! It's a really, really great movie.

And old Adam is frickin' pissed you didn't invite him,

And our jobs are flying out the fricking window.

And potentially being a stunt cock. No!

And probably none of your money.

And put all of dart face's drinks on my tab.

And put them on for the video. Keep them if you like them.

And read the back of a bunch of DVDs and train for this thing.

And remember, it's our imperfections that make us beautiful.

And remember... Here, I'll just... Quick lesson.

And Riley Reed made me realize that I've been ignoring the butt.

And scatter his ashes from the sky, just like he always wanted.

And secondly, Del freaking loves us.

And secondly...

And she derbs it all the way up to this mole

And she made me realize that I had to leave the arena forever.

And she said I could just drop this off with you.

And she's like, "Who sings this song?"

And since I'm the tallest, I guess I'll take the giant to the gym.

And since you boys couldn't decide on one color,

And since you're such an '80s nerd, we win.

And sink it right in the concrete.

And smoke the herb, bro. That's gonna be tight.

And snap into...

And so I picked a guy, and this is my guy.

And starting immediately, there'll be random drug tests.

And steal chicks' bikinis! (SQUAWKING)

And strap on a few more baggy sacks for daddy?

And swordplay for Blake.

And talk to me face to face?

And tell my future girlfriend

And that is saying a lot. He is quite a penman.

And that means good bye us.

And that means that

And that was the skinny cut, right?

And that will be the end of the building metaphors.

And that would make them run, and then

And that's a Joe Rogan quote.

And that's all well and good, but

And that's exactly what you are, man.

And that's me ripping it up.

And that's not my rule, that's society's rule.

And the "inconceivable" guy without me.

And the answer could change everything.

And the brads are not to be used as Q tips.

And the butt's the most erogenous area on the woman's...

And the Chiavari chairs, which look...

And the general way they just caress the shaft and...

And the grand prize, it's gonna be grand.

And the top brass was so impressed that they promoted me.

And then he explained to me what that word meant,

And then her boobs go like (RASPBERRYING) at Mach 5 speeds!

And then hum it in there!

And then I frickin' leave her there to question her entire life.

And then I got into Laura Rocca for a while.

And then I met Annette, and I cut my hair.

And then let's talk about garter belts, man.

And then live here together with our wives and kids?

And then one of you hosed me down right on the chest with freaking wiper fluid.

And then she's all...

And then sort of admit that I'm the most Atreyu looking dude you've ever met.

And then that dick canceled everybody's plans.

And then the butt cheeks follow it with her...

And then up for an Asian girl laughing.

And then we'll just wait for the peyote to wear off.

And then we're gonna send you in the room

And then you finished on yourself, and you passed out.

And then you were just inside each other.

And then, his burned ashes were eaten

And then, like, she'll hold it out like this,

And there's a dude right there, isn't there?

And they didn't invite dem boys?

And they had to refund most of your customers' payments.

And they live together, and they work together,

And they see this kid playing with a pile of poop.

And they smell weird.

And they used to be best friends until last night...

And they're walking down the street, right?

And this is my very, very, very good buddy, Dick Blownoff.

And this is the only hat that's allowed to be worn

And this is the thanks that I get?

And this poor, sweet, innocent girl Crystal

And this, right here, the screen, that's where

And to be honest, I wouldn't mind having another outlet

And tried to put his pants on a police horse, right?

And we all, like, got to know each other

And we can't spill the gauntlet.

And we definitely need to get one of them hammer slammers.

And we don't know, like, the last time he's been let out to poop,

And we just sort of bro bonded in, like, like a real

And we need 30 pints to win,

And we would never use you in a production.

And we would've done really well, too.

And we'll make some movies.

And we're divided?

And we're gonna be boyf girlf.

And we're irresponsible and we're idiots and we're stupid.

And we're working on those tenders and those dipping sauces.

And we've been tracking your progress and love your sales numbers.

And we've raised a lot of money for this high school team, so...

And what are darts but wing ed needles?

And when they stressed out about pesos, they didn't just,

And who is this? I missed Dolph?

And why would Alice cancel it?

And you are a good goddamned salesman.

And you are going to go up to Torpey,

And you bailed first, on the scam.

And you basically just threw it in the trash and lit it on fire and spit on it, man.

And you better come correct. Bring your A game

And you blew us off and you said we weren't gonna help you,

And you don't belong here.

And you don't even understand relationships!

And you have...

And you said your girl was Asian.

And you try to fit it all in your mouth,

And you two? On a college campus?

And you were talking about it and... What's on your leg?

And you're going to prove to him

And you're going to run off, and I'm going

And you're gonna go get that Top Gun hat back.

And you're gonna just clean up, buddy.

And you're gonna say, "We're not in high school anymore."

And you're not gonna be part of it.

And your "gotcha" journalism. It's time to go.

And your jaw might pop out of place, and then you can't eat dinner.

And, Adam, you can lose your hat now, please.

And, Bill? Stop coming to me for advice.

And, Blake, go find some markers and pens, right?

And, Gary, stop staring at Jillian.

And, like, her pizza face,

And, like, I just wouldn't stop crying?

And, like, one of his buddies.

And, like, they just keep going, you know?

And, uh, fermented Grumpy G**** Squeezit.

And, uh, where do you see yourself in, say, five years?

And, you know, Josh was running around and, uh...

And, you know, the deep end.

And...

Anders Boner vik.

Anders, do you think we should shut this down?

Anders, I am so not offering you a job.

Anders, I got a mission for you, Stretch.

Anders, my life is an open book. I'm not gonna read it to you, bud.

Anders, stop it!

Anders, where are you going?

ANDERS: Blake, where are you?

ANDERS: Come on! Josh? BLAKE: Jash!

ANDERS: Dude, is that... Is that Lacey Jams?

ANDERS: He's just a diva.

ANDERS: Hey, you see this?

ANDERS: I didn't see it. BLAKE: No, no...

ANDERS: I don't want this friendship to end. ADAM: It never will.

ANDERS: I trust you with my...

ANDERS: I'm excited about today.

ANDERS: It's just...

ANDERS: It's like he doesn't understand. I'm the brains of the operation.

ANDERS: Just grab it, man.

ANDERS: Looking good, guys. Looking real good.

ANDERS: No, this way, dude.

ANDERS: Oh, he's tough. He's slippery.

ANDERS: Oh, I know this one.

ANDERS: Oh, my God, heart breaker.

ANDERS: Oh, okay, well, here's a tip.

ANDERS: Okay, you see the rewind right now?

ANDERS: Ow!

ANDERS: Remember the video of that pit bull that got shot?

ANDERS: Shake harder. BLAKE: Maybe he taped it to his leg.

ANDERS: Teddy...

ANDERS: That is company equipment.

ANDERS: That is Sugar Ray. ADAM: Who is she?

ANDERS: That's the big picture, right? But let's talk about the wedding.

ANDERS: Then good. You should watch these videos.

ANDERS: There he is. BLAKE: Okay, uh, yeah.

ANDERS: This is he, and you can call me Dick.

ANDERS: Wait, what?

ANDERS: We all said it at the same time.

ANDERS: We're using some upper strength here.

ANDERS: Well, I'll be honest.

ANDERS: What are you talking about? You're on fire.

ANDERS: What is this? BLAKE: What?

ANDERS: What the hell?

ANDERS: What's wrong with George, though?

ANDERS: Yeah, on the other side. You got to shake your butt.

ANDERS: Yeah, so they're gonna... Shut up.

ANDERS: Yeah, yeah! It's on the other side.

ANDERS: Yeah, you just...

ANDERS: Yeah.

ANDERS: You're being totally selfish.

Annette is here.

Annette, I'm sorry.

Another complaint, and you'll be cited.

Anyhoo, I guess it's about time to, you know,

Anyone caught doing drugs in the office will be fired.

Anything you can get in the house in one trip can stay.

Anyway, I just think about that write off. It's a write off.

Anyway, it was really great catching up with you, man. Cheers.

Anyway, we should fuck before I leave.

Anyway, we're the last branch to donate.

Anyway, what I'm telling you is that,

Anyways, dude, it's all good.

Appreciate you.

Are on the covers of DVDs and the covers of VHS tapes.

Are we getting laid a lot or...

Are we gonna take the body to Aunt Patty's house

Are you a double agent?

Are you blind? It's right there.

Are you done?

Are you guys kidding me? They're not even drowning!

Are you ready to say good bye to us?

Are, are you squelching? Is this a pizza squelch?

Argh!

As Joseph Rogan said,

As of late, but I hope your daughter changes that.

As soon as you open the box, you're a drug dealer.

As weird he is, maybe he's right. Maybe we should talk about it.

As you know, we like to promote from within,

As you wish.

Asian girl laughing.

Ask you... What is he doing here?

At a beautiful timeshare in sunny Palm Springs, California.

At least The Interview can come out now.

At making facts up, and I mean that.

At swimming. I will kick your ass at swimming.

At the Apple Store for this.

At the same time, and going like, "You're having fun, this is fun. Look at you."

Attention, TelAmericans,

Aunt Holly.

Australian exit line that I could say?

Aw, here comes the damn cavalry.

Aw, man.

Baby, baby

Babysat the kid.

Back here and I look in the mirror,

Back off, easy. (GRUNTING)

Back to the squirrels again Back to the squirrels again

Back to the squirrels again.

Back up, or I'm gonna flood this box like a high school girl on prom night.

Back up! All right, I'm not from here.

Baking your own muffin to Dolph collages, all right?

Basically show up and then I'm going to do all the work

Basically, he's the exact opposite of Adam, because we need him to just hate you.

Bath soap all covered in pubes and dookie streaks.

Be a good Ghost and grab mama a drink.

Be cool. Be cool.

Be on my team. Be part of DeMamp Camp.

Because Adam vacated his sales, this month's top gun is Diane.

Because DeMamp Camp Fitness: Volume Two has no cuts.

Because DeMamp family gatherings are off the chain.

Because every day this week,

Because he fell for your little scam,

Because he's got a huge sausage, right?

Because I don't want you to waste your time.

Because I know that Dolph Lundgren was cloning people.

Because I need to go to that church

Because I own this place, okay?

Because I really feel that it was just a bunch of people, like,

Because I request you take that mic and shove it up your ass.

Because I think it's hilarious that you think you can do The Wizards without us.

Because I was looking at some small chested pornog,

Because I'm the lord of this land, and what... Oh!

Because I've got a freaking dope personality.

Because I've really got into breasts lately.

Because it rules, dude. What are you talking about?

Because it would, you know,

Because normally women aren't funny,

Because of your bravery, you can have my sword.

Because she was so happy for those two years.

Because she's not a gross alcoholic wine drink for adults.

Because that's such a cool number.

Because the best part is about to come.

Because the love for your daughter killed my boner.

Because there's one thing about us that you did not count on.

Because these maniacs are about to bash each other's skulls

Because today, we are gonna be building some teams.

Because we are having a trivia night at our house tomorrow,

Because we are just very involved in the scene.

Because we were trying to get you out of your slump.

Because what that snake Blake doesn't realize

Because you don't turn your back on me ever.

Because you said that we'd blow you off.

Because you three brought drugs to work.

Because, really, when you think about it,

Beer, methamphetamines,

Before he died.

Before I do that, I have to come clean

Before I start looking around this place for a new grand prize.

Before the meet gets started.

Before we get started, I got to give a shout out

Before you leave, I just want to apologize for yesterday.

Being a ripped dude has never been more important.

Besides, I haven't seen you commit an act of valor,

Best friends, believe it!

Best moment of that idiot's life was getting his ass kicked

Best thing that ever happened to me!

Bestow this upon your brow and kneel before me.

Between one's toes.

Between the two of you.

Bikini season can't come soon enough.

Bill Gates, the child from Facebook.

Bill, sit down. George, outside, now.

Bill, Tez?

Bill, what's my biggest regret?

BILL: I thought you guys were friends.

BILL: Let's get a batting cage.

BILL: Okay.

BILL: What's my biggest fear?

BILL: You want to see it? You want to see it?

Bitch, are you talking to yourself?

Blake finally had a good idea.

Blake knight.

Blake will do some Family Guy impressions. He loves those.

Blake, between me and you, there is no band without me,

Blake, Blake, they're going to the park, but they trapped me in here.

Blake, don't do this to me, man, okay?

Blake, dude! I'm in a casket!

Blake, I have the memory of an elephant.

Blake, save him. Help him!

Blake, what does Ders have?

Blake, what is your biggest secret? Go.

Blake, yeah. I'd love to come pick you up.

Blake, you get back here. You can't do this.

Blake, you hold it right there.

Blake, you might be the best

BLAKE: (CHUCKLING) What didn't I do to the pancakes?

BLAKE: Adam, go.

BLAKE: Adam, what are you doing, man?

BLAKE: Buckle up, fellas,

BLAKE: Come on, trap him in the closet in Adam's room.

BLAKE: Come on. Get it, boy.

BLAKE: Dude, you don't have to swallow the key!

BLAKE: Eww, are you kidding me? Those were fish? I thought they were chicken.

BLAKE: Get him, Adam!

BLAKE: Good job, Gil. He's really strong.

BLAKE: Grr, I'm gonna butt ram you. (LAUGHS)

BLAKE: Have you seen these pieces?

BLAKE: Hey, Alice, so...

BLAKE: Hey, it's almost lunchtime.

BLAKE: Hey, there he is!

BLAKE: Hey, uh, shouldn't we get back to work?

BLAKE: Hey! Hola!

BLAKE: I can shake it so fast. Look how fast I can shake it.

BLAKE: I got it! I got it!

BLAKE: I got it! I got it!

BLAKE: I told you people'd show up. Get a donation.

BLAKE: I'm glad I'm here to teach you something.

BLAKE: Josh!

BLAKE: Leaky tail... That's disgusting. What does that even mean?

BLAKE: Mmm... Nope. Now you're drifting.

BLAKE: No way.

BLAKE: No, you give me the keys! No, what are you doing?

BLAKE: Nope. (LAUGHING)

BLAKE: Oh, I'm sorry, Ders.

BLAKE: Oh, still clinging. It's really...

BLAKE: Oh, you're turning me on, dude.

BLAKE: Okay, are you all right?

BLAKE: Okay, going up the next tier.

BLAKE: Okay, so say Montez is right, which he's probably not.

BLAKE: Okay. No, no, no, I get it.

BLAKE: Ow, that actually hurt.

BLAKE: That's a bummer. ANDERS: Okay.

BLAKE: The human genius, you guys. Here he is.

BLAKE: Wait, wait, wait, whoa.

BLAKE: We did, which sucks, because it's so obvious

BLAKE: We're going to Palm Springs. Suck it, Tez. Don't really suck it, though.

BLAKE: We're just gonna... Whoo, you're tickling me.

BLAKE: What are you doing here?

BLAKE: What is wrong with this guy?

BLAKE: What were we in here for?

BLAKE: What? No. We didn't plan it that way, all right?

BLAKE: Where is that rewind button?

BLAKE: Yeah, that's right! The big three, huh?

BLAKE: Yeah.

BLAKE: Yeah. All right, I got him.

BLAKE: Yes, a little, baby scorpion on your butt.

BLAKE: Yes, Single Adam has.

BLAKE: You get it, bro.

BLAKE: You got it. Break a leg.

BLAKE: You know, I thought I did but it was just fabric.

Blake!

Blake... Punch this man.

Blake's on the phone

Blazer, shut up.

Blood thing with us?

Blue Knight is back.

Blue Knight, it's me, Blake.

Blue Knight.

Bobby Phoenix.

Body, body, body.

Body, body. (SHUDDERING)

Boom! Boom! Yeah.

Boom! The green team, here we go. Yeah, there you are.

Boop.

Boozes, cruises, and my dudeses.

BOTH: Ahhh!

BOTH: Ahhh!

BOTH: Carbo load. Yes!

BOTH: DeMamp maneuv. DeMamp maneuv. DeMamp maneuv.

BOTH: Ew.

BOTH: Oh!

BOTH: Tsh!

BOTH: Whoa!

BOTH: Whoa!

BOTH: Whoo!

BOTH: Yeah!

Bottle landed right on my head.