Workaholics (2011) - Season 4 Edit

A big distraction so that we can sneak Tez out

A bone jagging out, and it's bl...

A bong fire.

A circular kind of offense, or a rectangular one?

A cobra!

A couple of hours ago.

A couple spicy Italians and a cold cut combo?

A dance body, right? Yeah.

A dick swap between friends is the new subject of this documentary,

A fish fry! A fish fry!

A giant popcorn tin with three flavors of popcorn...

A good night kiss good bye, good bye.

A little aftershock when you just pull away so fast.

A little cheese, lettuce, and now for the main event.

A little privacy, buddy!

A little rub a dub on the outside.

A lot of girls are doing it on Tumblr.

A Philly cheese steak, like, idea for lunch would be like...

A song just for you!

A spirit of pure malice

A story about people.

A ton with, like, ten little babies with great hairlines and/or dope titties.

A vulture flew in a window around the back of the house.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! God, it's so hot!

About a chick named Molly, right?

About ready to inject myself, get the blood pumping!

About somebody else, and then you call them by their own name?

About washing my penis with something called a loofah?

About, like, minor details and start stealing beer like real horny men do.

Absolutely not. I apologize.

Academy award winner, Pauly Shore.

Accidentally spit on me at a sports chalet as a kid.

Actually I did that earlier today. It was hilarious.

Actually, in the WoW realm, there is no underwear.

Actually, that is the big deal.

Actually, that looks pretty good. Hopefully, Anika likes that.

Actually, uh, my gladiator name is "Slaybraham Lincoln."

Actually, um, if you could just play it cool,

Adam almost died. He had a bunch of your Mexican steroids,

Adam had a heart attack, okay,

Adam, Adam, why are you... Why are you walking like that?

Adam, chill, all right?

Adam, if you bail on us now,

Adam, less sexual, more pain.

Adam, we jump in the beer, we ruin the beer, no chicks.

Adam, what are you doing, man? You're gonna cause an accident.

Adam? Adam!

Adam? Adam?

Adam. Shut up on set.

Adam... again.

Adam's not good, Karl.

After the story airs, they're closing the branch.

After they told me that it wasn't for me.

Age wise?

Ah, ha!

Ah, Haley, we're missing the pre game.

Ah, I'll figure it out.

Ah, plus I'd never give you my real number

Ah, shoot, man. You all right?

Ah, this sucks, dude.

Ah, we're supposed to bring all the beer,

Ah, well, how about we go where my Dr. Johnson is?

Ah! Ah! I dropped the roach!

Ah! I'm on fire!

Ah! I'm trapped in here!

Ah! There! There we go. Look at that.

Ah... Ah, my roots.

Ahh!

Ahh! Ahh.

Ain't a damn thing changed.

Air raid, bitches! We're about to drop a bomb on you!

Al dog.

Alcohol absorbs, like, 50 times faster through the pooper.

Alice has **** cancer?

Alice is a huge fan of female basketball.

Alice, the thing you need to think about

Alice, you are a dynamic,

Alice, you ever had a dream,

Alice.

Alice.

All done, y'all!

All I can think about every day is what time's my next cum,

All I'm saying is we are supposed to be living

All my poop came out of my diaper.

All oily, just floppin' all down the slide.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right, all right. Maybe, maybe... Hear me out,

All right, all right.

All right, all right. Let's put it aside.

All right, boys. Let's give him a little space here.

All right, cool. Very cool.

All right, dude, you're just a rent a cop, chill.

All right, everybody, get back in the house!

All right, fine. We'll do one more point.

All right, guys, I'm all done, so I'm gonna head out.

All right, hold up, hold up.

All right, I can give you guys three months free

All right, I got an idea. I'm gonna go check around back.

All right, I knew that wasn't gonna work, I'm sorry.

All right, ladies.

All right, last one, Waymond. Put your hand out.

All right, listen up, everybody.

All right, look, everybody relax, all right?

All right, look, if you want the Molly, okay,

All right, man. I think that's Karl.

All right, nice and easy. It's a precious cargo here.

All right, pledges, drunk and loud.

All right, so I'm thinking the chair should go in my room

All right, so we're gonna have to attack her weakness.

All right, so, uh, Adam, Blake, will you please clean that up

All right, so...

All right, that's great.

All right, Tony.

All right, Tony.

All right, uh, they're not stopping!

All right, we got snacks.

All right, we got this.

All right, you keep that grill hot, and we'll let you know when it's time to grind.

All right, you wanna see it?

All right? He's gonna ruin my dick!

All right? I've already made so many plans with the new penis, all right?

All right? Over and out.

All right? We're doing it?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Dude husband.

All right. Everybody gather around. Gather around. All right. All right.

All right. Here's the deal.

All right. Okay, Ders bounce passes the ball to Blake.

All right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Let's do this.

All Shaq movie posters, mostly, because I think he's a fantastic actor.

All the bread, they give the employees the bread.

All these pharmacies have been popping up,

All we want is an entire day where you thank us with go karts

All, right, all right. Uh, maybe it's time for a new plan.

All: ♪ Reno ♪

All: ♪ Reno Las Vegas ♪

All: ♪ Reno Las Vegas ♪

All: Cheers.

All: Dip forward and back and kick and...

All: Mm.

All: Oh!

All: Oh!

All: Oh!

All: One, two, three.

Allegedly black pervert dude with our hand up her butt.

Allow me to give you some green to ride, huh?

Along with everybody else who plays.

Also this list of things that we want.

Also,

Also, Ders, could you back the fuck up with those cam glasses?

Also, he's got shockingly high sodium levels.

Also, I think I have a better one.

Also, I would like to press charges against Waymond

Also, pretty cool to have a chick showering in our bathroom.

Also, you'll have access to my 300 CD disc carousel.

Always calling me faggot and stuff.

Always knew this was gonna happen.

Always let you play the 19th hole.

Amen!

Amen.

Anchorman.

And "r" for really fast. Here we go!

And "turnt" it up.

And afterwards maybe I'd steal a smooch or two.

And also one Chris Mullin basketball poster.

And also, [Bleep] You.

And also, my butthole hairs have a certain pizzazz.

And although he's pretty cool and he has...

And another big wave to

And basically turn those chicks into our sex slaves

And chin pills do not, and that is the joke.

And don't you give him no lip now, okay?

And feed it to my dogs.

And fly with a woman and have her not close her eyes 'cause I know the words!

And forget about all of our troubles, starting now.

And genie said...

And get me to the birthing center?

And girls like that. Come on, now.

And go straight electronic, dude.

And go to the festival.

And got a pretty pricey quote for a new muffler.

And guess what my DJ name is.

And guess what. You suck at sucking tits.

And have her do a play by play.

And have some organized fun, like the old days?

And he fucking took a dump mid trot.

And he passed it to Adam.

And he's got something he wants to say to you.

And he's like, "Oh, no! What's happening?"

And he's the original birthday king of Rancho Cucamonga,

And her anal glands expressed, and guess what, pal... they weren't.

And her two daughters, but that expires next year.

And here are those fajitas that you demanded of me...

And here is a Pinot...

And hopefully will end with you being our a list celebrity

And I am the one who knows chicks.

And I approve of that.

And I approve of that.

And I can have a fish fry to honor my friends.

And I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think you might be right.

And I did right then.

And I did that. I've already been there. I've done that. Junior prom.

And I do some artsin' and craftin'.

And I don't appreciate you filling Blake's head with all this nerd knowledge,

And I don't care if you're 12 years old or 13 years old.

And I don't know if he's gonna pull through. But...

And I don't think the kids want you here, so please...

And I don't want to jinx it, but they might be our Christmas card.

And I eat hot dogs, therefore I'm gonna have

And I got her.

And I got to tell you, lame attempt at distracting me, Blake.

And I have aids. Heard of it?

And I have to get going, 'cause I...

And I I want you to go blind, trust me...

And I I will not run the Telamericorp story.

And I just want you to know that everything we did

And I just watched, just for a second.

And I know a plumber who's gonna take care of it.

And I know you're scared right now, man,

And I lost $200 on top of that!

And I saw you, you were like, "kaboosh!"

And I take the Miata lives very seriously.

And I think that calls for another shot.

And I want you both to know if I ever get a lover,

And I was gonna have a natural dance body

And I will get you corn nuts...

And I will give them my Costco card, the end.

And I work here too. No, I'm sorry... Jillian.

And I would like to be part of this half of the film as well.

And I'll be campaign manager, of course, okay?

And I'll shop for you.

And I'm back in the group.

And I'm craving fried bologna like a mother.

And I'm dedicating this game to Adam Demamp,

And I'm gonna be pissed if that's your name.

And I'm gonna go ahead and check on that order for you,

And I'm just too horny.

And I'm like, it's not a dog. It's a ferret.

And I'm looking like a boss, though, in head to toe Costco.

And I'm moonwalkin' out of here, baby.

And I'm not roided out, Jillian. I'm roided in.

And I'm operating out of a burrito stand.

And I'm sick of you bro choice guys.

And I'm Stan Halen.

And I'm storing it here in my core.

And I'm sure I'll find a girl out there who likes what I have.

And I'm... I'm a cool bachelor Uncle,

And I'm... I'm just, like, hanging around.

And if anyone needs any more pacifiers or glow sticks,

And if I can, I would love to help in any way.

And if it gets here before the beer does, we're out of here.

And if it's okay with Colleen,

And if it's wild, I'll grab it.

And if she gets out of hand, you have our permission to swing on that chick,

And if we could just find where to turn...

And if you get 'em without the pockets on the back, no snaggin'.

And if you know of a corrupt business,

And if you wanna get smacked on some of this jungle juice,

And if you'd just spend some time with us,

And inside your brain's just going, "Oh, God! He's cutting my penis!

And instead, you're a real frickin' prick about it.

And it got me jacked up about some Kirkland jeans that I want, man.

And it would still be longer than what I've got.

And it's cool to be who you are as a person.

And it's gonna happen by Blake coming up with one of your creative,

And it's kind of hard to see in here, though, huh?

And it's my turn to host.

And Karl's gonna bring our brick o' bud.

And keep our [Bleep] out your mouth.

And kind of like man on a wire it over there?

And let me remind you that you flashed your pube flame at us.

And like glitter all over my mouth and genitalia area.

And like this is the guy.

And may any child who tips over a man in a Porta Potty

And maybe a cotton candy machine and may... I was thinking maybe, like,

And my famous amoses and all that stuff there?

And my grandma still says it, and my aunts, and a few of my uncles,

And my main guy G orge the G anitor!

And my main rule is, once you're in,

And not for my friends who I don't love now.

And now it's in your belly.

And now my body was addicted to the selects,

And one of us is the murderer, but whom?

And one...

And people, let's dance, dance, dance our pants off.

And please, stop calling us the faggot word, all right?

And please, try to dress like losers who work here.

And plus, you don't want these filthy animals

And ready, go!

And remember.

And scope it out for us, starting now.

And shatter the backboard so hard that it gets glass in someone's eye!

And she smushed coffee cake into my ear.

And she'll stop being such a k word.

And she's awake!

And she's like, "I want it, I want it. Gimme some more, gimme some more."

And sir, we just need you to know that your

And so we can kind of sneak into the man cave.

And thank God that they're healthy, you know?

And thanks again for the cash and lettin' my girl clean up inside.

And that dream was hit by a semi and exploded on impact?

And that is an order, starting now. Go!

And that is another porno! Dang it.

And that usually correlates into us having

And that's really not freakin' cool.

And the anesthesia hasn't kicked in fully.

And the best news of all: It's not even that far away.

And the doctor said it's your fault and not all the Mexican steroids.

And the ejac just came out of the side stitches.

And the first cup, my little test subject.

And the human genius is back in the building.

And the other dude is just like Morgan Freeman...

And the toilet was destroyed, so that is on me.

And the way you use the puppet,

And then had himself a heart attack.

And then he just ran away.

And then hit the kitchen, start cooking?

And then I can re d pipe her out before Girthquake does?

And then if you guys, like, wanna reserve a time,

And then it's gonna be a straight up dorm day situation,

And then it's roadkill duty.

And then taped up the back of the bags so they looked untouched.

And then the rats all come to it and they... and they ge...

And then we launch it into space!

And then we'll both be wearing them at the same time.

And then we'll get this mission accomplished.

And then while they're eatin' it you strip it off and you... you put it on the...

And then you just... uhhh!

And then, all... You're in the wilderness, and a ton of squirrels...

And then, it was a cop, and we...

And then, we got to, like, trace the call.

And then, you just figure eight it.

And then, you take her to a hockey game?

And then... and then you put it on Blake,

And then... he's not even British.

And there was all this loud commotion outside.

And they eat loogies and big league chew.

And they have those really good ones with the white bag,

And they need my negotiating skills

And this company is, like, raping me on the price,

And this guy lost it.

And this is Karl the Plumber from that one time.

And Timberlake?

And tips from here and there and time to time.

And to tell you the truth, I'm sick of it.

And to top it all off,

And traditionally, cops are Irish.

And trust me, I'm big on pleasure.

And turned her into a disgusting, whore flower.

And we are the party police!

And we go smoke weed about it

And we know Ramirez from police academy.

And we need you guys to be 'rito pros,

And we still don't have any beer.

And we understand, and we get it,

And we'd, uh... We would ride bicycles,

And we'll be like, "Yeah, stupid." Next step, Sundance!

And we'll have the electricity back on in no time.

And we're gonna attach it to Blake's mound.

And we're gonna get that little head

And we're gonna win a moon man.

And we're here for the party.

And weak ass chin, bro. You're Mike Cera.

And welcome us back with open arms...

And what the hell are you doing in here?

And what, you think buying dinner's gonna get you out of this?

And whatever else comes in it.

And when Adam confronted me in the break room...

And why do you look like gay predator?

And with every cause, there is a Ders effect.

And yet in this lowly hovel,

And you blast with all the energy,

And you call us faggots all day. We don't appreciate it.

And you can start to shave off some of that baby weight

And you get a team together and you dunk that ball so hard,

And you gotta catch it.

And you guys are back here just chiefing the kind?

And you guys should, too. Hey.

And you have a deal.

And you know, now my tied for first best friend

And you look awesome today, by the way.

And you love yelling at people and playing games more than you love me.

And you might know me as Basketball Lecter.

And you swallow it like a little seed,

And you tell us that we can't freakin' ride your go karts?

And you will end the course at the doors of destruction,

And you won't be going anywhere. Holler if you hear me.

And you, you have this crazy huge dong.

And you'd know that if you would ever

And you're goin' for it, and you're goin' for it.

And you're out of ketchup. Jeez, man!

And you're probably gonna see some Hollywood royalty.

And you've got orange hair.

And your dancing is a joke.

And your dick doesn't do anything.

And your penis is off,

And, Adam, if you wouldn't mind pouring some champagne

And, Adam, you've got aids.

And, Blake, you tried to murder me.

And, Ders...

And, hey, he's gonna love you even more

And, like, maybe have sex with hookers.

And, me, it's like... It's sad what I'll go through to get some.

And, uh, Adam...

And, uh, Karl, if you would just go...

And, um...

And, well, he's gonna help us get to Deputy Dong's console.

And, you know, have my flower bloom.

And, you know, you pick up some tricks

And...

Anders The Giant. [Laughs]

Anders, do you now know how to spell "it"?

Anders, I need you to...

Anders, save it for the orgy.

Anders! 'Sup, you lego head?

Anything else to go with this?

Anyway, I did get corporate to put up a cool ass prize.

Anyway, so I'm gonna go in there, you know,

Anyway, you're playing Waymond, Bill, and Babak after lunch.

Apparently we made it onto Rancho Kidzamunga.

Are all empty.

Are all fuck machines, dude. We're built for speed.

Are frat chicks as crazy as they say?

Are rolling right now.

Are they pink, or are they dark? I bet they're dark.

Are those your titties?

Are we sure he's not Satan?

Are you asking me if my dad got a blowjob

Are you faggots ready to die?

Are you fucking serious?

Are you guys' penises not soft right now?

Are you kidding me right now?

Are you kidding me? I am not the least horn... What about Ders?

Are you kidding, Blake? It's too high.

Are you kidding? You owe me a massage chair.

Are you serious?

Are you sure she's gonna want me to look like this?

Are you sure we can't come with to the ddt thing?

Are you sure you're okay?

Are you talkin' about them nasty ass Koi fish?

Are you telling me you condone of this? And that?

Are you?

Aren't you a rowdy little bear cub?

As break room manager, I put all snacks under strict lock and key.

As campaign funds for me to go for... For city council, dude.

As co owner, I'll fill 'em out.

As team captain, I'll step up and admit when we don't need to practice.

As we can, and then we're gonna jump.

At family barbeques, he'll take his penis out and put it

At Karl's job, you can smoke weed.

At least he was.

At least I'd die in ecstasy.

At least. Absolutely.

At one of the T.A.C. timeshares in Reno!

At station two, where the stationary bike is,

At that junction, I will bomb down this slide,

At the 'Vo fund raiser party this weekend.

At the dealership, you know?

At the end of the night, instead of throwing away

At the music festival medical tent?

At the same time, though, it might have been worth it.

At this junction I will bomb down the slide, catchin' it midair!

At what point does the anti bullying campaign

At? No. I don't know a Molly.

Au contraire, mon dickhead.

Aw, doesn't June look so pretty on her ninth birthday?

Aw, hell no.

Aw!

Away from the door! Away from the door!

Awesome. Awesome. Yeah, yeah.

B.S. is here.

Baby, I'm here.

Bad boys for life inside the building ready

Bad news, guys... she's dead.

Bagged and tagged.

Barf and then scratch your eyes out like a cat that's barfing!

Basically we dress like Wesley Snipes now

Basically. This is shit I don't like.

Be careful, I don't want you to die before we fight to your death.

Be careful, Stan's, like, a real psych bro path.

Be publicly executed. Am I right?

Beating up a white bitch f or burgers?

Because he didn't like the "offensive photos" on my Instagram account,

Because he doesn't quite know how to talk to me, you know?

Because I don't feel comfortable being in the same house as you two.

Because I hate you as a person.

Because I will shop for you.

Because I'm about ready to dunk my foot in that dude's butt,

Because I'm so different?

Because it gets pretty wild, man.

Because it would match my upscale decor.

Because it's... you're an old dude.

Because my friends are geniuses. They're probably devising a plan

Because the guild's fake, this team is real,

Because then it's, like, I'll get you permits

Because we play video games with you online...

Because we're the ones who cut the Springs on your trampoline.

Because you don't even know the name of it.

Because you said the weed stuff and carne asada. I love those things.

Because you two were acting like assholes, all right?

Because you wouldn't even be hitting her

Because, like, I'm afraid that I'm gonna toothpaste tube poop out of his butt.

Been there, done that.

Beer bitch? I don't get it.

Bees, please. Keep it 'drated.

Being a frickin' hornball right now.

Beneath the surface of Azeroth, the old gods plot the spread of manifest evil.

Besides salad bars. I also hate salad bars. Yeah.

Best buds!

Best job I've ever had, man. I don't even feel hot anymore.

Best of luck in there, pal.

Bet they're like little Hershey's kisses.

Big breaths, right? I think.

Big man down.

Big ol' dick.

Bill and Waymond are going car shopping.

Bill, I need you to go to the T.A.C. file room,

Bill?

Bill?

Bitch ass...

Blake catches it midair, who then passes it back to Ders, catching it midair,

Blake then catches it midair, passin' it back to Ders.

Blake, back the fuck up!

Blake, come on.

Blake, I don't want to hear the ocean.

Blake, stop encouraging him. Okay, just let him do it.

Blake, tell her what stacks are.

Blake, we're jumping to the 'Vo.

Blake!

Blake!

Blake?

Blake...

Blaze out of here, just go right through the front door.

Blocks. My name's Bling...

Boom, Tarzan.

Boss, boss, boss, boss.

Both: ♪ Ramirez ♪

Bradley Cooper!

Bring the 'Vo as close as possible.

Bro mophobe.

Bro, go for it, bro.

Bu... but it's our Miata! Miata life!

Buddha or, like, Jesus, or, like, Tom Cruise,

Buh bam!

Bully!

Bully!

Bumblebee tuna, Bumblebee tuna.

Bump up on that baby bump

Bump up on that baby bump.

Bump up on that baby bump. Yep.

Burritos and weed?

Busted, busters!

But a stupid baby ruined it!

But Alice bought the whole chicken and poodle, didn't she?

But all I could do is go home to my kids

But as a country, I think it's time we rethink this whole never hit women policy.

But don't get my walkie talkie wet, seriously.

But downstairs, it's New Dick City.

But erection pills actually work.

But G orge the G anitor is not on the list.

But get ready to see a man of action!

But he is right, we are heroes because today,

But I can't... I can't do this no more. I don't want to eat like this!

But I could have swore I heard you say something

But I could really, really use that money.

But I don't think we need to hire anyone...

But I grew a boner. Who's next?

But I just saw the dude turn right, and I think I know

But I know it's really because he doesn't like my lifestyle.

But I mean, are you sure that's gonna hurt her hand?

But I might have some news that could cheer you up.

But I need to maintain the core

But I'm gonna hire a plumber, get it fixed.

But I'm gonna keep these for testing... Ist's a security thing.

But I'm harvesting energy,

But I'm pumped that you're pumped.

But I'm willing to give a lesson...

But if you guys could do it for less...

But if you hit her because she's out of pocket...

But in return, we need to do something for me

But instead of, like, dead seals, we'll have a lot of Jessica Biels...

But it has nothing to do with this, 'cause what I'm saying is,

But it means we have to work together.

But it might be more of an honor

But it slipped through our fingers and shattered in the road, so...

But it was...

But it's cool that, like, parents and, like, dumb kids,

But it's cool, 'cause this is now a "Take your titties out" party!

But let's face the facts, Demamp. You're toadstool all day.

But look, here's the deal.

But mostly PCP.

But not the gay ones.

But she almost came out the bag on me.

But since it seems like it's driving away...

But so did he.

But something's gone really wrong.

But sure, what's up?

But that's not usually what happens.

But that's probably a different Stan. This Stan is, uh...

But the blood that's pumping through your veins,

But then again, I'm really trying to kick it with the big N.W.O. out in the sky.

But then, once he dropped the faggot bomb,

But there is a part we left in at the end

But they can't because of laws and stuff.

But they tried to make me chug a 40.

But they're, like, kind of hairy, so I don't want to get hair everywhere.

But this is what I do. I'm sorry.

But we can't elect ourselves because they're gonna know

But we got ten hungry people out there waiting for their Burrweedos,

But we thought it was gonna be you.

But we'll give you the friends and family.

But we're cool, right?

But we're just gonna show ourselves around, you know...

But we've got dreams of the American kind.

But whatever. Sandwich time.

But when that movie came out, they cancelled supersizing,

But when they went back to supersizing, so did I.

But where's the most epic place to brand you?

But you did get the vacuum. That was the first slipup.

But you do get to drive it for a two day one night stay

But you don't really mean that.

But you gotta draw the line somewhere.

But you guys do know how to edit, huh?

But you know what that means.

But you see, I'm walking hair.

But you were in a bad mood.

But you... dude,

But you're kind of in the way, and we got Deputy Dong cornered.

But, Blake, what about your baby penis?

But, dang, what's up with that Weedo, man?

But, dude, did you hear? The Costco card, man...

But, honestly, let's get real for a second.

But, ladies and gentleman, Mark Wahlberg!

But, like, the baby part because they ruin "verginas."

But, like, what are you thinking?

But, uh, we're a little bushed from already...

But, you know, it's just... Keep it gang related,

But, you know, the more I think about it,

But...

But... go ahead and shove a tampon up my ass!

But... If we get there first, the chair's ours.

By the time I'm done taking my night dump, or I'm calling the cops.

California avocados all the way to Sweden.

Call the number at the bottom of your screen.

Can I just, um... can I just get the stuff?

Can I roll with y'all?

Can I take my walkie talkie off, damn it?

Can I talk to you about something?

Can we just all keep it real at the exact same moment here?

Can we maybe... Can we abort the baby?

Can we switch?

Can you live with this?

Can you tell how much I hate that one?

Can't believe you carried me all the way home, man. You're strong.

Can't wait to share her with you guys.

Cancan we see him?

Caramel, cheddar,

Caress daily silky body wash...

Carl's Jr. gift card and coupon a little advance.

Carrot top, more like carrot bottom.

Cars driving by. He got hit.

Catching the ball mid fucking air!

Cha... Chamillionaire. He was, like, huge, wasn't he?

Change of plans, all right?

Check it out, check it out.

Check it. A jetta!

Check the current employees to see if these dudes are real Telamericans.

Check this out.

Cheer up, 'cause at least now we know what the B.S.

Choose someone to be in charge of the snacks,

Chug up.

Chugging beers with my friends.

Clap. There we go.

Clock's tickin'.

Close the door!

Clowns don't dunk. That's like a known rule.

Cobra time.

Collectively, we've had sex

Colleen going crazy over this child.

Colleen got me on this new age diet, and I'm looking two words: Dee licious.

Come on in. The beer feels fine.

Come on over and try my world famous

Come on, Adam! Pick up!

Come on, boy, you got this! Get 'em! Get 'em!

Come on, boy! I'm a solider, dog.

Come on, come on, Adam, Adam. Ah, come on, leave him alone!

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on.

Come on, do we look pissed?

Come on, dude, stealing beer?

Come on, dudes! Bar golfing day!

Come on, everybody. Let's get a beat going, like our ancient ancestors!

Come on, gal pal.

Come on, get inside.

Come on, hey.

Come on, I'm too sleepy though.

Come on, let's go, big man!

Come on, little chicken, do the chicken dance.

Come on, man. We know you're in there.

Come on, more like Michael Phelps. Let's be real, here.

Come on, what do you expect?

Come on, you're too horny, Adam, knock it off!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! It's not my fault

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on!

Come on. LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Come on. Oh.

Come on. We are runnin' out of time.

Come on. You're still...

Come with me. We'll get the beer. We've got to get the beer. Come on, let's go!

Comfy bench, real metal, very cool.

Commands an army of orcs. [Spits]

Contestant, you will have two minutes to finish

Cookie! Smash!

Cool Aladdin pants?

Cool story. Go buy those tickets.

Cool, 'cause I know a lot more about protecting people!

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. So cool.

Cops are always just snatching up celebrities unjustly, like Mel Gibson.

Cops! Cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops!

Could I please get four low sodium string cheeses?

Could you just shut up

Coulda said "Fin Diesel," right?

Count me in.

Crap!

Crap?

Crazy ideas to get those rats out of here and into some kind of box or container.

Crushing burgs in the morning with my boys.

Custom songs?

Cut holes behind every cabinet,

D dong, your mom is so fat...