Christmas with the Kranks (2004) Edit

A 10 day luxury cruise on The Jubilee.

A brilliant idea.

A case of wine for the four of us?

A Christmas homecoming for Blair.

A little something for your child's college education.

A police escort? I'm impressed.

A woman's bathing suit?

About your stupid, ridiculous, childish scheme...

Absolutely. I mean, it's just drop in.

Actually, it was a suicide attempt.

Actually, it's tonight. My daughter's coming back from South America.

After all they've done...

All right, don't move. Stay right where you are.

All right, I agree. So maybe it's time that you left the neighbourhood.

All right, look.

All right, open them.

All right, people, listen up. Gather around.

All right! We got him.

All right.

All right. Well, out of the frying pan...

All righty then.

And all I wanted to do was give them a real Christmas this year.

And around people who worship trees...

And Blair is never to know about the cruise. Do you understand?

And eat bark and frogs and that sort of stuff.

And everyone else around here would just respect my wishes.

And Frosty better be here.

And he's asked me to marry him.

And hickory honey hams are her absolute favourite.

And I just wanted to say...

And I need a couple things from Chip's. Here's a spot. Right there.

And I really want to.

And I'd be willing to pay anything above sticker price.

And ice skating for handicapped kids.

And into the fire.

And it's all gonna be better. I promise.

And March Brothers pistachios.

And my daughter, Blair, is coming home all the way from Peru...

And nobody, not even Vic Frohmeyer, can stop us.

And Nora and I would like you guys to have it.

And she's been dead, what, 15 years?

And she's bringing her boyfriend.

And so Luther got us a great deal.

And thank you all so much.

And then you got all your wrinkles are gone.

And we couldn't leave the cat.

And what about the annual Kranks' Christmas Eve party?

And you buy one every year, so here we are.

And you could use a little help yourself.

And you know what else? I'd appreciate it if you...

And your father is probably overwhelmed.

And, of course, our war veterans.

Any scraps I get, I give to the kids.

Anybody got a turkey?

Anything else that's in a box, just put it down in the cellar.

Apparently, I misread the instructions. Put my leg to sleep, though.

Apparently, not that many people travel on December 25th...

Are you intimidated by Vic Frohmeyer?

Are you okay?

Aren't they cute?

Aren't you sweet?

As a matter of fact, it is a man I work for.

As many of you know, Blair has joined...

As odd as it sounds, I didn't think of asking the butcher where the chocolate was.

At least you're consistent.

Attagirl. Two more days and we're out of here.

Attendant said you were bleeding. Are you all right?

Aubie, put the cookies over there on the edge of the table.

Aubie. Thank you.

Back off, I'll be all right. Move away. Let these guys handle it.

Back. We got to go back that way.

Bah, humbug.

Because I couldn't get any wetter!

Because I still don't like you that much, old man.

Because the neighbours are going door to door...

Because we are.

Because we don't want to, Merry. We're taking a break.

Because you don't get to go on your precious little cruise.

Benny did say he might stop by.

Benny said he might stop by tomorrow.

Bev Scheel just called.

Bev, we gotta pack!

Big party tomorrow?

Bit more to the left.

Blair came home.

Blair, who comes home every summer and makes us all feel like family.

Blair, who used to baby sit all your kids.

Blair.

Blair's coming home for Christmas.

Blair's gonna be staying with us for 10 days...

Bless you.

Blue icicles and a Chicago Bear ornament? Popcorn. Those aren't mine.

BOTOX treatment.

Bravo!

Break in rate is very high on Christmas Eve.

But I got to tell you, the neighbours are pretty upset.

But I really don't think that's possible.

But in just one day, 24 hours, we'll be on that trip.

But none like yours.

But not a penny more.

But she's in the Peace Corps.

But then what do we do Christmas Eve?

But we always have a live band at the auction.

But we're a community. The people in a community stick together.

But we're having a party.

But you do owe me.

Button up and sit down.

Bye, honey.

Call your friends down at the police department.

Can I borrow yours?

Can you believe that, Mr. Frohmeyer?

Can you remind me again, Blair, why you're travelling today?

Careful, Luther!

Cayman Islands.

Cheers.

Cheese, wine and Blairey's favourite: hickory honey ham.

Christmas carollers right out next to our junipers.

Christmas has always been a neighbourhood thing here. You know that.

Christmas.

Come around here. I want you to steer, I'll hold the back.

Come have your breakfast, dear.

Come here, you!

Come here.

Come on, please. You and I go bask in the Caribbean sun.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Follow me, and don't mention her eyes.

Come on. Straighten up there. Near perfect.

Come over here. Turn around.

Coming through.

Could I come in for a minute?

Dad.

Daddy.

Dear God, this should be outlawed.

Did he just run that way? No? That's weird.

Did I tell you I'm doing dessert for the art lunch tomorrow...

Did you talk to Rex?

Do it now! You can do this! Do it before

Do not put it up there. I want them on the back of the house.

Do you have any idea how much it costs to call from an airplane?

Do you know anybody at ComEd?

Do you think that Blair will even think about Christmas?

Does this mean we have to start being nice to each other?

Don't dwell on the past, Island Boy, we're having a party.

Don't even start with me. This was all your stupid idea.

Don't give them Frosty.

Don't underestimate him, honey.

Down!

Drop what you're doing and pitch in. Nora, do you have a turkey?

Drop.

Dudes, over here.

Easy, come on.

Easy! Careful!

Easy. Up he goes.

Eat this!

Enough of this. She's going to be fine.

Enrique and Blair can stay here, have the house to themselves.

Enrique has always gone home for the holidays, so he's...

Even if one of them has been behaving, for most of the holiday season...

Every year, we deliver presents for the elderly at the nursing homes...

Everybody decorates. Everybody bakes cookies, and swaps gifts.

Everybody, look! Party!

Everybody's going to really miss Blair this year.

Everyone else needs their tree tonight and tomorrow.

Everyone out there sacrificed their Christmas Eve to help us.

Everything is fine, and everything is completely normal.

Everywhere we go, people are whispering behind our backs.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Hello!

Face it, Bev, Benny hasn't been home in years.

Father Zabriskie, it's so nice to see you again.

Father Zabriskie, Luther and I are fine.

Father Zabriskie.

Father Zabriskie. Hello. What are you doing here?

Fellas, how about a party tune?

Finally!

Finally.

Finish your pasta.

Flight leaves at 12:00 noon tomorrow.

Folks, move back.

For helping us make this...

For the first time in 23 years, Blair won't be here.

Free Frosty!

Free Frosty! Free Frosty!

Free Frosty! Free Frosty!

Frohmeyer One to Frohmeyer Two.

Frohmeyer took down the ladder.

Frosty is a Christmas decoration.

Frosty is a Christmas tradition.

Frosty up on the roof. Everything. Is it snowing, Daddy?

Frosty?

Frosty?

Funny.

G.

Get a ladder, that would be helpful. But I don't know....

Get down from there. Get down off the roof!

Get one and put it up.

Get the tree.

Get up! Come on, he's getting away. Hurry up!

Go get him. Go on, get going.

Go on inside. Drink something hot.

Go, Spike!

Go!

Go!

Gonna need it where you're going.

Good job, Santa. All right, come on. Get up here. Let's go.

Good morning, Mr. Scrooge.

Good to see you.

Got a hold of Frosty there?

Got him?

Got yours right here.

Grab a change of clothes and all the food you can, and get over here in half an hour.

Great idea, Vic.

Great! Mum, you are going to love Enrique.

Great. I love you, Mummy.

Guys, better go to the airport.

Guys, Blair's here!

Guys, I'm sitting right over here.

Guys! Fellas.

Happy holidays.

Have a good day.

Have a good one, old man.

Have decided not to observe Christmas this year.

Have my good days and bad days. Today's a good day.

Have to try hickory honey ham.

Have you been up there all this time?

Having a very difficult time looking for an excuse.

He climbed up.

He knows them.

He lived in a separate hut, Dad.

He said crime.

He said he didn't need one.

He said he wanted to get a shot of the whole street.

He wants to have a houseful of kids.

He was up there by himself, trying to put up your Frosty.

He went inside, forgot about me.

He's a doctor. We went to Brown together.

He's all right.

He's charming.

He's okay!

He's Peruvian.

Hello, Mr. Krank.

Hello?

Hello. Blair! Hi, honey!

Hello. Excuse me, I am looking for a ham. A hickory honey ham.

Here. I have that one piece you need.

Here's to my new family and friends.

Hey, Aubie, how are you?

Hey, Walt.

Hey.

Hey. What's wrong?

Hi, everybody!

Hi, honey. It's Mummy. How are you? Where are you?

Hi, how are you? Merry Christmas to you.

Hi, I'm Blair. This is Enrique.

Hi, Mr. Krank.

Hi, Nora.

Hi. No, that was a joke. I thought that was somebody from work.

Honey, are you okay?

Honey, he's like the unelected ward boss of the street.

Honey, I need to do something about your tan, and we need to change.

Honey, I talked to everyone. No one knows that guy.

Honey, look. Look. Mistletoe.

Honey, there is no way we are wearing these on this cruise.

Honey, they're here!

Honey, this is gonna be Enrique's first Christmas in America.

Honey, where is Frosty?

Honey!

Honey!

Honey.

Honey.

How dare they!

How do you think this photographer got this shot?

How lovely.

How many times I got to tell you, stay off

How you feeling today, Bev?

How's Bev?

How's she doing?

How's your family?

Hurry up!

Hut schmut. I want to see pictures to prove that.

I am not angry and I will not yell...

I am simply skipping Christmas.

I am speechless!

I am the one on the frontlines.

I am the one taking the brunt for your harebrained scheme.

I am the one trapped here. I am the one dealing with this!

I called 911. They're on the way.

I can get it back in your house before you return.

I can't go home. It's too depressing.

I can't talk to you.

I can't wait to see you, too. I love you. Bye.

I couldn't be happier.

I did. It was just short and sweet.

I didn't bring the umbrella.

I didn't purchase the travel insurance.

I don't know if we could do that.

I don't know who's coming to the party or what they're gonna eat...

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't need this. Not now.

I got a BOTOX injection today.

I got a call from Blair. She's coming home tonight.

I got a little heartburn. I don't think I'm gonna do that again. Here it is, right here.

I got airline tickets. I got cruise passes. I've got a brochure.

I got four: Annie, Billy, Tommy, and Chuck.

I got to be at my in laws' by 5:00. I should've left two hours ago.

I got to get to work.

I got to get to work.

I got to run because I can't pass up this kind of weather.

I guess my dad was really generous with his donation this year.

I guess we do it for the kids.

I heard you the first 60 times.

I heard you the first time.

I hope we make a good impression.

I just heard about Bev. I am so sorry.

I just need some white chocolate.

I just talked to Blair. She called from the plane.

I just want to talk to you, Spike.

I know that, but we got a party to go to.

I know this is you, Spike. Goodbye.

I know. I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm not gonna hit you.

I lived there for five years. I miss it so much.

I look like my mother.

I love you too, honey. Safe flight. Okay, I'll see you here.

I love you.

I love you.

I mean, there's no tree and no lights and no music.

I need a BAND AID.

I need a little help.

I need my vest.

I need white chocolate and pistachios.

I really don't want to do this.

I really need a tree right now. What do you got left?

I really think you need an umbrella!

I see Frosty.

I see her!

I suppose this is your boyfriend.

I think some Christmas cheer would do them good.

I think that should go over there.

I thought maybe that might affect you.

I thought the whole point was to get a tan during the cruise.

I thought you were skipping Christmas this year, Mr. Krank.

I told him all about Christmas there. The tree, the decorations...

I try to be, old man.

I will buy no gifts and accept none. Thank you, anyway.

I will leave it just like I found it. I appreciate this, I really do.

I will not attend the firm's black tie Christmas dinner...

I will not be celebrating Christmas this year.

I will not be forced into doing this.

I will not be told by Vic Frohmeyer that I have to decorate my house for Christmas.

I would just love to forget about it.

I would like to propose a toast, if I may.

I wouldn't call it a catch.

I'd like to talk to her to send her back to Peru.

I'll be right back.

I'll get it, thanks.

I'll get you down!

I'll go talk to Rex right now. Maybe he'll wonder why I'm all wet.

I'll match last year's contribution to the church and to the hospital...

I'll meet you at O'Leary's.

I'll put my hand on my gun, make it look official.

I'll take the cat.

I'll take the light one, you take the rest.

I'm afraid that's all I'm gonna say about that.

I'm allergic to pork, and Bev's not much of a meat eater.

I'm finished with my pasta. It's you I'm not finished with.

I'm freezing to death.

I'm frozen, stuck to Frosty!

I'm glad to hear that.

I'm in Miami, and I'm coming home for Christmas.

I'm just a little worried about your Christmas cards.

I'm kidding. I know this has been tough on you.

I'm looking for a BAND AID. Jeez, lady, make up your mind.

I'm not really good at toasts.

I'm not sure my doctor would allow it.

I'm not that fond of you, either.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry about this little ugly bush.

I'm sorry. I'm a little bit early. It's cold out there.

I'm starving out here. I haven't eaten in seven days.

I'm whispering for the same reason you're hiding behind that curtain.

I've called everybody we know, they're all busy.

I've got that Lexon deal on the front burner.

I've spent six weeks planning for this vacation.

Icy roads.

If he says Trogdon loaned him the tree, then he's telling the truth.

If there are any left, they'll be back there.

If we pull it off, Blairey is never gonna know...

If you're trying to make me feel guilty, get off of it.

In great spirits. We're putting up decorations tonight.

Is that us?

Is when an Irish pub serves fish tacos. I don't get that.

It appears as if Krank has lost his mind.

It could've been worse. I mean, that cord could've snapped and....

It freezes your face like this. I read it in a health magazine.

It was a joke. The Frosty sign, the phone calls.

It was an accident.

It'll be so different this Christmas, won't it, Luther?

It's $600.

It's 10 days in the Caribbean. Islands and beaches. The works.

It's 4:30. I need two pounds of caramel and a jar of marshmallow cream.

It's a disaster.

It's a dream vacation.

It's a living. I meet a lot of nice people this way.

It's a mall. I'm Christmas shopping.

It's a shame.

It's a total boycott.

It's always good for business. Thank you for the party.

It's Bev Scheel.

It's Blairey's absolute favourite. It's a classic.

It's cold out there.

It's just the lights.

It's me, Spike Frohmeyer. You know, Vic's kid.

It's not about the money. We're not doing Christmas this year.

It's not even Saturday night.

It's not gonna be the same without Blair here.

It's not lovely. They're trespassing. Somebody set us up.

It's that time of year again.

It's the greatest time of year, don't you think?

It's the principle thing. Do you understand?

It's us women who handle Christmas, not men.

It's very thoughtful, Luther.

Jerks.

Just for a few minutes until they get the party started.

Just hold on. I guess you can't, can you?

Just leave Frosty on the front porch. We'll put him up for you.

Just one.

Just picking up last minute stuff. You?

Just sit right here. Here you go. Right here.

Just skim the top of that little head of his. Just like that.

Just won't be the same.

Key.

Kid.

Kids! Guys! Mr. Krank is putting up his Frosty.

Ladies.

Let me give you a hand. This won't take long.

Let's go.

Let's walk over to this door like we're investigating something.

Like a spoiled, selfish little baby.

Listen to me.

Listen to me. My plans have changed.

Listen to you.

Listen, don't forget: Dixon's white chocolate, one pound bar...

Look at our skin. We kind of look like uncooked chicken.

Look at some of this stuff. What is this, $63 for ornament repair?

Look at that.

Look at that. Little cliff diver thing.

Look at this.

Look out!

Look, I've got everything right here.

Look, it's just sprinkling.

Lot of depression at Christmas, you know?

Love you, honey.

Love you.

Luther here was up on the roof putting up Frosty and then they both fell off.

Luther Krank just stiffed the Scouts on a Christmas tree.

Luther, hold on.

Luther, your face.

Luther!

Luther!

Luther! Help me!

Luther?

Luther.

Make sure you shut the curtains.

May I ask why not?

Maybe have you start thinking about putting others first instead of yourself.

Maybe I was wrong about you.

Maybe next year.

Merry Christmas to you, too, man. I'm in a little bit of a bind.

Merry Christmas to you, too, Walt.

Merry Christmas to you, too.

Merry Christmas, Luther.

Merry Christmas, Mrs. Krank.

Merry Christmas, Nora.

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Might even get depressing.

Morning, Luther.

Morning, Mr. Krank.

Move it to the right. The other right.

Mr. Krank, I'm Randy Scanlon.

Mrs. Krank likes the big ones.

Mrs. Krank, we forgot to talk about your Christmas invitations.

Muffles, be polite. Will you two ever be friends?

My car.

Ned, go to Brixley's. Get his Frosty. Get some lights, too.

Ned! They're here!

Ned! What in God's name are you doing up there?

Never celebrated Christmas in America. And he's so excited.

Never say "hickory honey ham" again.

Nice to see you.

Nice.

No costs, no payback. Don't make it complicated.

No party this year.

No strings attached Christmas offering...

No, but I sense a storm coming.

No, come on. I got a great deal. $60, 12 visits.

No, this is a total boycott, honey. Total.

No, we're not interested.

No! You know why I don't want one of your stupid umbrellas? Because I

No.

No.

No.

No. I wear black to make me look lighter.

No. You are.

Nor will I be here for the office party.

Nora Krank!

Nora Krank?

Nora, are you sure about this?

Nora, I hear it from a good source that you and Luther...

Nora, stop the car.

Nora!

Not a clue.

Not bad.

Not to worry, because Mel's hams are generally just filled...

Nothing will be the same.

Now, if we even have a hope of pulling this off, you got to scatter.

Now, please, indulge me for a second.

Of course not.

Of course we are.

Of course you are.

Of skipping Christmas.

Officer Frohmeyer here. Do you read me?

Officer Frohmeyer here. Do you read me? Hurry, I'm running on batteries.

Oh, Mum, I can't wait to be home. Pretty neat surprise?

Okay, calm down.

Okay, great! Merry Christmas to you. I need another blue spruce just like that.

Okay, when do you land? When do you get in?

Okay, you got 20 minutes inside. Enough time to get warm, grab some food.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Stall.

On my kids' lives.

One snowball with a little yellow spot on it.

One year off, no Christmas whatsoever.

Only dogs wear leashes, old man.

Our big moneymaker is our calendar...

Perfect time to put up Frosty.

Perfect!

Picking up some stuff. Few things.

Please give us Frosty.

Please stop worrying about this, okay?

Please.

Police.

Poor Frosty.

Possible domestic disturbance. We'd better check it out.

Probably belongs with that. Nope, got my own.

Probably not. I mean, she's in the rainforest...

Quietest room in the house. No one can find us down here.

Ready? Come around the back.

Really skipping out?

Really, the most wonderful Christmas Eve ever.

Really?

Regardless of how you feel about him A lot of you have mixed feelings about him.

Remarkably well. In good spirits. Decorating the house, baking cookies.

Said I had to buy my own cheap perfume since Santa Claus isn't coming this year.

Same goes for me, double.

Santa always has to work on Christmas Eve.

Save our money, and take a cruise.

Say, I'm watching the Trogdons' house.

Scram, Krank.

See, it's fine. Just checkup.

See? Maybe if you don't step on him so often....

Shall I call the chief?

She called from the airplane?

She's allergic.

She's doing just fine. Thanks for asking.

She's gonna be here any minute!

She's having a good day. Yeah, thanks.

She's home! Everybody, she's here!

She's not ordering Christmas cards either.

Should've bought a calendar.

Shut up. How long will it take you to put up Frosty?

Shut your eyes.

Skipping Christmas so he can save his money for a cruise.

Skipping Christmas. What a stupid idea.

Slow down. That's good. Over here, man.

Smoked trout?

Smoked trout.

Snorkelling. We go to Jamaica.

So Frohmeyer has a problem with our skipping Christmas?

So how's the boyfriend?

So if you don't take it, the whole package is wasted.

So Nora and I have decided to avoid the rituals of Christmas...

So we're not taking the cruise.

So you're...

So, what do you want to do, ignore it?

Somebody could've broken their leg or their neck.

Somebody told them to come. Scheel or Frohmeyer.

Somehow, it just doesn't seem right.

Sorry we had to go up on the price.

Sorry!

Spike and I are just taking it to my house.

Spike!

Spike!

Spike?

Still working for the Man, huh?

Stop calling me "old man."

Stop the car.

Stop the car. Listen to me. Give us Frosty.

Stop the car. Please, listen. Don't do anything you'll regret.

Stop!

Stupid idea? Five minutes ago, I was a genius.

Sunday after Thanksgiving, the busiest travel day of the year.

Sure, easy for you to say. Miles away in the safety of your office.

Sure, honey. How do you think I'm gonna do that?

Sure. If there's anything we can do, let me know.

Swear?

Sweet.

Sweetheart.

Swell, Vic. Thanks. How about you?

Take it or leave it.

Taking a break.

Talk to me. Please. Indulge me for a second.

Tell you what, truth is, if I'm gone, I'm....

Thank you for making me feel so welcome.

Thank you for your contribution. Merry Christmas.

Thank you to all of you.

Thank you very much. Merry Christmas. Excuse me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Yes, thank you.

Thanks, Father.

Thanks, Spike. I was kind of scared in there.

Thanks.

Thanks. I really appreciate that.

Thanks. Just a little problem with the rope. If you could just untie it.

That beautiful Canadian blue spruce a few weeks back.

That is one huge tree. It reminds me of this tree my dad got once

That looks good.

That was it? That was the best you could come up with?

That was your mum. We both love you. Bye bye.

That, too.

That's a heck of a tail wind. Yeah. That's great.

That's an odd time to travel.

That's awful.

That's enough time. Let's go back to the car.

That's good enough. We don't have much time.

That's good.

That's great.

That's interesting. Here's the plan. Put the real delicate ones on the sofa.

That's longer than they've been dating.

That's mine.

That's really not up to you to decide, is it?

That's right.

That's sweet.

The Bahamas. We sit in the sun. 10 days, luxury cruise, you and me.

The cancer's back for the third time.

The Caribbean.

The guy that you went down there to shack up with.

The islands are calling.

The liquor store closes at 5:00 and they're holding a case of Pinot Noir.

The most luxurious ship in their fleet.

The Peace Corps is not going to send her someplace that's dangerous.

The Peace Corps.

The same guy who brought you...

The Scouts could sure use your $75 donation for their camporee.

The street is blocked with all of our neighbours.

The Three Wise Men? Santa Claus?

The whole block's talking about it. How is she doing?

The year will fly by. I'll be home next Christmas.

Then it's back to the police car. No funny business, right?

Then why don't you have the party anyway?

Then you will get your little brown butt down to the basement and put up Frosty.

There are certain things around here that I'm gonna miss at Christmas.

There we go.

There you go.

There. That's perfect.

There's nothing like a white Christmas.

There's still time.

Therefore, I will not be participating in the usual holiday rituals.

These aren't for the cruise.

These illegal?

They deserve it.

They didn't have any.

They take a big needle and they inject it into your forehead.

They're getting out of the car!

They're gonna come back!

They're here for Frosty.

They're just trying to avoid Christmas this year.

They're on our property. They weren't invited.

Think she'll be okay?

Think you can run away from Christmas?

Thirty seven minutes, my friends.

This could be her last Christmas.

This is a little ledger of what we spent last year for Christmas.

This is a simple gift, Walt.

This is a sincere, heartfelt...

This is from us to you.

This is fun.

This is SEAL stuff. I saw it on Discovery Channel.

This is serious. Can you talk?

This is so exciting. Hi, guys.

This isn't a joke. This is military.

This means so much.

This night is full of surprises.

This one's a real beauty. Almost 10 feet tall.

This?

Thought they would've made you partner by now.

To Children's Hospital and, of course, the church.

To our friends and our neighbours...

To set up a ridiculous 7 foot tall snowman!

To spend Christmas with us.

To two very selfless people who are, at this moment...

Two more, baby.

Up here!

Vic Frohmeyer lives and breathes for this neighbourhood.

Vic Frohmeyer, Wes Trogdon, Ned Becker, and a gang of their kids.

Vic, she's leaving!

Vic?

Wait, come here.

Wait. You're the guy that was selling the umbrellas in the rain, aren't you?

Walk to the garage, get in the car, start it, drive to the mall...

Walt, why don't you put that cat of yours on a leash?

Want to celebrate Christmas under a mistletoe or in a body bag?

Watch your balance!

We are going to perform a little Christmas miracle.

We can forget about Christmas if we damn well choose.

We can still give our charitable donations...

We can't do that.

We can't go out.

We can't just leave him.

We can't take it, Luther. It's not right.

We could ask Jude Becker.

We could do that.

We don't need a calendar this year.

We don't need a tree.

We fell in love while working together...

We go, and we all have a romantic getaway.

We got to stall.

We hired a deejay for the Cancer Ball.

We just want Frosty.

We raised a smart girl.

We should get moving. Got a big day.

We skip Christmas, save the money, and spend it on us for a change.

We skip Christmas?

We skip Christmas.

We spent $6,100 on Christmas last year.

We started over to see Blair, but, you know, the snow started and....

We windsurf, whatever the heck that is. Look at the picture here.

We won't be needing those, either.

We'll be there at 8:00 to pick you up.