The Cleveland Show - Season 1 Edit

A a a... flush?

A bad day indeed for pretend cake figurine baseball.

A bear!

A black man!

A boy who is no good for her.

A brother with his finger on the trigger More punks I take out, my rep gets bigger

A bunch of people here think I'm a dentist.

A burly angel who knew how to put away the corned beef.

A c minus?!

A can of 25 year old Red Bull Private Reserve?

A coaster that rolls.

A couple of those chicks did ask for our number.

A courageous act which may end up being seen by Tyra Banks...

A custody hearing for tomorrow morning.

A dead family.

A device where you can slide a beer to someone.

A family died.

A fat suit?

A fat suit?!

A girl can do What she wants to do

A girl stole my heart. Her name is Chanel.

A handheld device that converts any voice

A hate cri...? What?

A honky and a cracker.

A horrible, whining, repetitive nag.

A hot puerto rican chick who's into black midgets?

A lot of other kids have jerked him around, but I can tell

A lust for life

A magical time of year...

A man plants his seed in a woman.

A man so huge, his butt has its own zip code.

A night away from his parents.

A petite, boyish, fitness nut with a crotch high head?

A picnic? Ugh, thanks for inviting me.

A real girl who likes me

A respectable if underwhelming return to the field...

A romantic Thanksgiving, just the two of us.

A stripper of a friend's trust. Ohh.

A toot, a toot, a tootin' and a toot

A widowed t****ze artist with alzheimer's.

A wise man told me the best gift is just being here.

A woman I have not met,

A woman needs what a woman needs.

A younger, stupider you.

A, a very pretty edward james olmos, ha.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G

A'ight then.

Aah, a bear. Better let him do whatever he wants

Aah!

Aah! Damn it. You shot me

Aah! I got a splinter.

Aah! No! Help! Moo! Moo!

Aah! Oh, no. Oh, put me down. Put me down

Aah! That shirt is the property of Waterman Cable.

Aah! Waterfall!

About calming those fires that burn in our loins.

About drugs, which are bad.

About the zipper jaws of death.

According to multiple eyewitnesses, you were seen assaulting Mr. Lester Krinklesac.

Acting out of place Like Hootie singin' country

Actually, I did.

Actually, I wanna be the first black president. Who was it?

Actually, I wouldn't mind having a hot dog.

Actually, let me start over.

Actually, we're not here to volunteer.

Actually, you can drop me off at the mall.

After 25 years, Hot Brown Number Nine is back at the plate.

Again.

Agh, damn me for a stink kissing monkey. I'm blowing it.

Ah ya ya ya! You can play later.

Ah, ah, ah, oh.

Ah, ah, ah. Back up. Math club?

Ah, dawg. Liquid ice.

Ah, I sat on my nuts!

Ah, not the grill, yo.

Ah, Stoolfest.

Ah, that woman can convince me of anything.

Ah, we're tubing.

Ah, what a good time.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. That's good tonic water.

Ah. Tyne ahoy.

Ah... hey, do me a favor and don't tell the Mrs about this shit.

Ahem. What did I tell you? You got to project, Kendra.

Ain't nobody getting off this whip

Alaska, California, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine, Michigan...

Ale aboard!

All aboard.

All fat, can't play baseball worth a pile of dog crap...

All fives must be shoulder height or below.

All I do every day is watch crime shows on Hulu and read mysteries.

All I had to do was reach out and take it.

All I have to do is go through a doorway and I'm golden.

All I want is to sleep in the same bed as my wife.

All in favor of brew choo train?

All is bright

All is calm

All is merry and bright

All of this needs to stay a secret.

All ri ri ri right, hold up, fellas!

All right

All right, all right I know you think you're so hot

All right, all right. Fine.

All right, close it up. Who's up for barbecue?

All right, dealer.

All right, don't say out loud what you're thinking.

All right, everyone. Okay?

All right, Favre, helmet on. You're in.

All right, fine.

All right, gentlemen.

All right, Herbie Hancock's coming to town.

All right, here's your pizza, your banana split

All right, I'll go.

All right, let's go home.

All right, little more. Little more.

All right, look, look, at this point,

All right, now get over there and tell her how you feel.

All right, now put this in your ear and I'm gonna feed you lines.

All right, so your pops want me to put you up on game, right?

All right, then. I'm gonna go practice my strut down the aisle. Check this

All right, this is killing me. What's up with you?

All right, we just gotta stop off at my house,

All right, y'all. I'm out of here.

All right, yeah, swallow that.

All right, you animals, listen up now.

All right!

All right!

All right! Take it off.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. Get this.

All right. All right. Look at this fat son of a bitch.

All right. Anyone else need to use the bathroom?

All right. Come on up here, junior.

All right. Filthy Nick, send us home.

All right. First off, I've heard about your list.

All right. He's deaf, he's blind...

All right. I'm gonna go buy a tent so I can sleep outside for fun.

All right. My jam.

All right. Now show her the tattoo.

All right. Traps and yappers, shut them down.

All sorts of research on what we want to buy.

All these kids need is a sit down with a grown up...

All you can eat, my furry ass.

All you have to do is come with me

All: * come on. Ease on down, ease on down the road. *

All: Aw!

All: Holla!

All: Mm hmm.

All: No, he didn't!

All: Oh... Snap!

Alright then.

Also, I found this next to the bathroom sink.

Also, your nominees for student council president are...

Although sometimes I can't help thinking...

Although, if you really think about what they do to each other, it is kind of funny.

Always be on your phone. It makes you look important.

Always got time to conversate with my homies.

Am I the only one who knows psychology here?

Among other bugs. And crabs.

An adorable little goy, Rallo Tubbs.

An egg... Betsy.

And a child has a room with his bed.

And a crazy napkin

And a fart amplification device, which is self explanatory.

And a hemp growing slave owner,

And a husband and a wife have a room with their bed,

And after all that, Holt's car turned into a submarine...

And after all, he is your only son.

And all I got is...

And and him.

And as someone close to cleveland jr.'s age,

And bacon bits and sour cream and ice cream and Pop Tarts and Fun Dip.

And be a good father to her children.

And be like, "what up, hos?"

And believe me, it was not a good angle.

And black? Derek.

And bring that slutty stepdaughter of yours.

And Cleveland Brown Jr., or as you're soon to be known...

And Collegiate leading by one.

And cookies it is.

And didn't elliot spitzer...?

And don't divorce the sheets. The sheets must never be divorced.

And don't worry, I'll use a condom.

And don't you ever come back.

And eat falafel!

And even if I wanted to, I couldn't.

And federline's definitely not gonna live here!

And fine set of breasteses.

And for dessert, some of that Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt that makes you poop

And for your information, my kids do behave themselves.

And force them to talk this out.

And fred astaire, jr.?

And friends are calling yoo hoo

And George W. Bush.

And George W. Bush.

And give you herpes.

And go get some new money to put in it tonight?

And go.

And good morrow to you, Father

And he and ernie decided to hotwire the rascal

And he ate my tater tots, and my fish sticks.

And he called me the n word.

And he likes me naked in his tour bus when he gets off stage.

And he sat in my chair.

And he's a big boy, so there gonna be a lot of pieces.

And he's just displacing his anger onto Santa and Christmas.

And he's like, "Oh, I got dogshit on my fucking foot."

And here we have our third court ordered float, Working Together.

And here's a little tip.

And here's the deaf powerhouse...

And him.

And I am in no mood for your nonsense.

And I am proud to be

And I am proud to be your wife.

And I apologized. But what about my disappointment?

And I as well.

And I bet Santa's gonna bring you some nice gifts.

And I can get used to having a brother and sister.

And I can't eat. I can't sleep. I live in constant fear.

And I couldn't even hit her back because she's a girl.

And I didn't complain when you took me...

And I do not tolerate tardiness, ms. Tubbs.

And I don't give a damn About my bad reputation

And I don't trust Roberta either. But I don't know what to do...

And I don't want a repeat of our high school talent show

And I fought them off. One by one.

And I just want you to know that...

And I post awful personal things about her.

And I said, "I don't even wanna know whose hair this is.

And I said, "Well, Mr. Oops, I don't know why this is any of your business...

And I saw people doing all sorts of naked things to each other.

And I say: "Oh no, you don't, Al Quaidas."

And I sign it "Tom the Bear" so she could never trace it back to me.

And I sink all the way down to the bottom

And I still have my looks.

And I sure could use it after I donated all that money to help fight bear AIDS.

And I think you two should put it away.

And I wanna thank Lorne and the cast.

And I want to build a rocket for it.

And I want you to understand that most of the stuff I do...

And I wanted to give her a strong female role model.

And I was dared to climb the bookshelf like a fireman.

And I wouldn't be able to tell them because my throat would be all closed up.

And I'll be here to fly off the handle and slap you around when you do.

And I'll bet you sometimes she embarrasses him around his friends."

And I'll have to be firm with her like I was with that homeless man.

And I'll just make our file copies at kinkos.

And I'll never let you...

And I'll pay for the whole thing.

And I'll take your ring.

And I'm also a "hog" hog. Mm.

And I'm asking you to have dinner with me.

And I'm Esther Rolle.

And I'm Gabriel's mother, also Professor Friedman.

And I'm going to help him do it.

And I'm gonna die a painful death

And I'm gonna need someone to take care of me.

And I'm Lavar Brown.

And I'm not going to let you mess it all up by coming home at 9:59!

And I'm super excited.

And I'm telling you this was an inside job.

And I've lost a lot of teeth.

And I've never met a boy as sweet as you.

And I've stopped taking my heart medications. So any day now.

And if it turns out it ain't me, I'm gonna be all:

And if not then, then the next day.

And if not then, then the next day.

And if not then, we'll give up.

And if there's a problem, you try to solve it immediately.

And if they found out I got married, they wouldn't want me around.

And if we spend it all at Bed Bath & Beyond...

And if we're not heading out the door for tapas and mojitos...

And if you come near my kids again or even think of selling on our corner...

And if you don't have enough to make a full batch...

And if you get herpes, who cares?

And if you stayed, you could tell me stories.

And if you won't do it...

And if you're bear hairy

And it left a giant gaping hole in my heart.

And it must be cast off on any girl who will take it.

And it was working.

And it will be when you're ready.

And it's gonna cost you.

And it's ruined Christmas for him.

And it's time for this coach to teach these teachers...

And it's time I unbesmirch it.

And jeans were only worn by prisoners.

And l... My hermaphrodite yogurt.

And like anakin did for padme

And look who they've got on the float.

And lose twice. Beautiful.

And Madonna and Barbaro.

And money designated

And my arms.

And my wife is not sleeping with my son.

And neither do I. It's just who we are.

And no more of that bogus bogusness that this one did to the place.

And no one's gonna stop me!

And nobody plays marbles anymore, Donna.

And not a good joke, but a bad joke...

And not a prostitute or a robot.

And not like men are handsome

And not the bad kind I take medication for.

And now for the bad news.

And now I have a new family that will love and support me in a way...

And now I'm a free man, thanks to you.

And now over to Dirk with sports.

And now that my work is done, I better leave before I turn into a blumpkin.

And now you want me to ruin it with your stupid name?

And now, a young lady who goes to third base faster than Rickey Henderson...

And now, as a consequence...

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Earth, Wind & Fire.

And now, the child who was selected from the entire student body...

And now.

And one guy.

And one last rule.

And one was shipped to another honky right here in Stoolbend.

And other fun things.

And please tune in to Lifetime tomorrow night for the premiere of my new movie:

And plum is my color.

And Rerun is in what? Sixth grade?

And see how white people created our country

And sent away the only friend cleveland jr. Had.

And she tripped over a surveying flag and landed in the mud!

And she's mine.

And show me how bad you want to be a cheerleader."

And show the government that they can't take my son!

And since we've no place to go

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so I found a place Where everyone will know

And so your mama can't garnish Santa's wages.

And some of you will handle the distribution.

And song lyrics.

And take my boy back!

And take the money to the whorehouse

And take this honorable purity pledge?

And tell you that I wish all my fans were just like you.

And terrifying nightmare I had.

And that I need a man in my life.

And that is how I got Lisa Minelli's

And that is what we call an "uh oh moment." Any questions?

And that lesson is do not come near me or my family...

And that made them sad,

And that makes me a pimp.

And that means everyone.

And that this is my son,

And that's how Len Stein settled my copyright lawsuit.

And that's how much money I got for selling everything you own on Craigslist.

And that's how you shake a loose can.

And that's just the physical pain.

And that's what I'm gonna do

And that's why I'm dressed this way.

And that's why we called him the Wet Banana.

And the bear.

And the best part is, the reverend says

And the fact that he's always there for all of us is why I love him.

And the greens were fast.

And the holy grail into klingon,

And the money's missing from the whore jar.

And the plant spilled a drink.

And the rascal's gone...

And the thumb's a blue cheese dispenser.

And the winner of this year's

And then get out there and bring ernie home."

And then he asked me if I thought that $700 was too much...

And then I explained what happens to whores.

And then I met a gal, an actress just starting out.

And then I tried my hand as a singing spokesman for a furniture flea market.

And then I will use that black to beat your blue ass black all over again.

And then I would take a sip and that bee could sting me inside my throat.

And then look back at your phone, point to it and say:

And then made himself look like an old woman:

And then made himself look like an old woman:

And then Mrs. Clarrington called us back from the fishing hole...

And then people would ask, "What's wrong, Cleveland Brown Jr?"

And then the old lady was hobbling after us

And then they gave me $22.

And then you said you were outrageous.

And then you'd be the one getting hurt.

And then you're, like: "no, that's okay.

And there's no dialing me down now.

And there's only so much pathetic I can take.

And there's something very important he wants to say to you.

And therefore is a lesser olive oil

And these are great fucking jeans.

And they didn't look good in athletic clothes.

And they do say you're supposed to chase your bets.

And they sell cookies too.

And they weren't too cool with us selling cookies on their corner.

And this fool is like:

And this is a good man.

And this is for my Lester!

And this is princess, my pet possum.

And those are just several of the rumors about David Geffen.

And thus will not be winning the 500 dollar grand prize.

And tomorrow I'm getting Rallo back in school.

And turn promise into despair.

And turn up that awesome music.

And unless you want her to tear your ass up...

And we are now trying to build a new life for all of us.

And we blew it.

And we can get your boy back.

And we couldn't get it out for 16 months?

And we'll meet back here tomorrow night.

And we're going to do a shot for shot,

And we're gonna get you that girl back at Federline's party tonight.

And what did I tell you back then?

And what have you boys been up to?

And what I'm doing is realizing that those who can, coach...

And what if you go to jail?

And what is he doing with my jersey?

And what we are doing is none of your damn business!

And what's wrong with your voice?

And when he did, I knew that he was the guy...

And when he spilled the drink, the dealer switched the shoe and...

And when I was feeling low, he'd fry some fish for me.

And whenever there's a parade, I grab a couple of handfuls.

And where I come from, you don't share a woman.

And who knows, someday he might even make it...

And with gas prices these days...

And with our new dress code, all customers are required to wear pants.

And without a tab, there's no way to know how much you owe.

And you and the kids eat most of them.

And you can quit jabbing me because I'm going to sleep.

And you can't find me?

And you just stole about $ 10,000 worth of narcotics...

And you know what he told me?

And you shall be my husband

And you should see what my bozo stepdad calls a mustache.

And you speak in tongues? Me too.

And you were a cold, cold pimp.

And you, like the first two, are also stupid too, stupid.

And you, sir, are no alan parsons.

And you'd wind up talking for eight straight days.

And you're a man too, Kevin.

And you're going to be late for class.

And you're just gonna sit there blubbering into your beer?

And you're just gonna sit there blubbering into your beer?

And your dad is not an undercover agent.

And your milkshake, served with a crazy straw

And, Cleveland, see a doctor about your ungodly flatulence

And, no, I don't want in.

And, Rallo, I take back what I said about Katrina.

And, well, I know you're my son, but my word...

And, you know, I have not gone through the change.

And... Aah!

Anderson Cooper with curly hair. Hee, hee.

Angels? It's Cleveland.

Announcer : The barf family

Announcer: You know what that tune means?

Another failed launch.

Another nightmare? Mm hmm.

Another woman by that name, or possibly her as well...

Any other new business?

Anyone have any drugs? I'm gonna go find some drugs.

Anything can happen.

Anything.

Anyway, don't worry about it. You must be Cleveland.

Anyway, he hanged himself in his carport last night.

Anyway, I'm gonna have to borrow Holt from you guys.

Anyway, they scheduled

Anyway...

Anyway... I have an announcement to make.

Apparently, he had ****d a bunch of folks.

Apparently, to pay for it, Mr. Griffin had to get a series of new jobs

Are all of these gun toting rednecks coming

Are we gonna have a pool in California?

Are y'all drinking beer?

Are you a pervert like Pat O'Brien?

Are you Federline Jones?

Are you going to answer it? Or quietly whisper to me:

Are you going to, anyway?

Are you gonna let your big ass wife talk to me like that?

Are you gonna let your crazy mother talk to me like that?

Are you guys watching a JibJab?

Are you looking for the guy that's about this wide,

Are you saying I'm as large as a municipality?

Are you sure this is a necessary part of the exam?

Aren't crayons remarkable?

Aren't there usually chips at these meetings?

Aren't you supposed to live in the woods?

Arianna and Kendra...

Arianna was pretty judgmental about me being a single mother

Arianna, there's a bar here with a sign that says "bears welcome."

Arianna, you pretend to get drunk and wait for my signal.

Around here with a white boyfriend.

As a matter of fact, all of y'all are stupid.

As a matter of fact, I've been spending my nights at the Bigg Nugget.

As a matter of fact, I've never even cried about it. Not one tear.

As a mother, this is not even the most stressful thing I've done today.

As an actress, I'll do anything that sounds stupid.

As far as anyone's concerned, you're just Junior's little brother.

As far as I'm concerned...

As for your daughter's cleavage...

As I walked out on the streets of Lared...

As Kenny sippin' Henny

As Kevin Spacey said to John Travolta, "I'm all in."

As Kevin Spacey said to Tom Cruise, "I'm all in."

As much as your son likes balls?

As part of your Employee of the Week Award, here's $200 bonus.

Aside from the fact that I'm a happily married man

Ask Earl Campbell what we did on the 50 yard line at the Astrodome back in '79.

Ask me any question no matter how obscure.

Ask me Thursday at noon if my name's on the mortgage.

At 10:30 on Thursday.

At Cheese E. Charley's

At launch to compensate.

At least we don't have to lie to him anymore.

At Stoolbend High I'm the black Zac Efron

At the community college.

At the head of the table.

Attaboy.

Attention, people of YouTube, today I am setting a reindeer free.

Auntie Em. Auntie Em.

Auntie Momma, is there anything you can't do?

Auntie Momma, we need to talk.

Auntie Momma, you should have told me you were coming.

Auntie Momma.

Auntie Momma.

Auntie Momma's penis?

Avenue 49, huh?

Aw, aw, this whole bag stinks.

Aw, blap! You flipped the script!

Aw, don't that beat all.

Aw, fuck.

Aw, hell, no. She's gonna be riding on the Freight Train.

Aw, I love you, too, dahn.

Aw, it's beer.

Aw, it's wet.

Aw, Jiminy Christmas, you're right

Aw, man, this kid is worse than people who don't recycle.

Aw, nothing, man.

Aw, sir thomas, she's laying here with me,

Aw, that poor reindeer.

Aw, that's mean.

Aw, you know what, this.

Awesome name. Better than ours.

Aye! All for roller coaster?

Aye! Donna: Rallo, tater tots!

Aye! What?!

Aye! What's happening?

Aye. And I heard he has the head of a man and the body of a lion.

Ba da ba... Uh oh.

Ba de ya Dancin' in September

Ba de ya Never was a cloudy day

Ba de ya Say do you remember

Babe, I could go through a whole flowery speech...

Baby mama?

Baby, I'm a ride or die bitch. You know that

Back in high school, I would have killed to spend the night

Back off.

Bacon, cheese, eggs? Smells like a Denny's in here

Bad boy. Bad baseball player.

Bad hormone riddled adolescent! Bad, bad!

Bah! I'll never make it out of the ghetto.

Ball four. He walks slowly.

Ball three.

Ball two.

Bars all over the world would buy that.

Based on who you are on the inside.

Be good, my brother.

Be on your phone, never listen, "this guy's hilarious."

Be out of town tomorrow. You make me sick.

Because all I would need is for you to pop the hood.

Because Donna used all the Crisco for the pancakes.

Because heaven is a place where women will bring you a drink without any lip...

Because I didn't want her to be nervous.

Because I know how to save.

Because I need to find some data about building a rocket

Because I...

Because I'm better than NBC.

Because I'm done making phone calls.

Because I'm hoping to get in a bit of petting myself tonight.

Because I'm smart and funny and talented.

Because if there's one thing I do not understand, it's sarcasm.

Because it sure ain't in the kitchen.

Because kissing girls is certainly

Because once you get them hooked, they're customers for life.

Because some of their menu options may have changed.

Because sometimes, a man's gotta earn a little extra money for his family...

Because Stoolbend needs a hero.

Because teenage chastity is so important,

Because that might be too soon.

Because that will have been four days, and that's enough.

Because the Cider Glider is here.

Because the flavor has been tainted,

Because the other one might have blood in it.

Because they're having a science fair at school,

Because we don't sell cookies.

Because you got a mouthful of wood like usual.

Because you were awful, and it was a bad job you did.

Because your mama and I are getting re married

Been hiding the candy for 36 years.

Beep, beep! Move it or lose it.

Bees!

Before today's assembly, I have a few short announcements.

Before you get on that field, I want you to remember two things:

Before you go chasing her down, I gotta tell you something, Dad.

Before you go, have I showed you my babies?

Behold the terrible, ugly consequences of male virginity!

Being pushed into meeting parents.

Believe it or not, I'm the Growlers' new head coach.

Believe it or not, I'm the Growlers' new head coach.

Bells are ringing Children singing

Besides that.

Besides, I don't wanna die alone.

Better give them what they want, baby.

Better not make him give it all back.

Big deal. This kid probably has AIDS.

Big deal. You showed your penis for food. We all been there.

Big hearty laugh, great with the kids.

Bingo. Janey, I have a date for you.

Bitching bods. Totally awesome.

Black history

Black History Month.

Blackjack. Who's your daddy?

Blizzard of Bucks.

Blood on the tracks today in Holiday Town...

Book gigs, handle the money.

Boom. The I ritz.

Boomerang.

Born agains are crazy and off putting.

Both of those individually are names of porno magazines.

Both of you.

Both: One, two, three!

Both.

Bottom of the eighth, one nothing.

Bowm.

Boy, getting wasted with my buds while my son cleans up.

Boy, I can't believe security is so lax on this show...

Boy, I wouldn't wanna follow them.

Bragging about how many girls you slept with in high school.

Bravo, gentlemen.

Bring it on. How hot can she be anyway?

Bring it to mama.

Bring the new Dave. Live in Austin. Sick!

Brought to you by Cascade.

Brought to you by waterman cable.

Brown Number Nine makes you hate the game itself.

Bubblegum, bubblegum, in a dish.

Burn.

But a part of me wishes Mom would come back...

But according to Wikipedia...

But aren't firemen heroes?

But as for me stealing the jersey...

But Auntie Momma's not a one man woman.

But baseball's our slowly dying national pastime.

But by the power of the Farquhare Doctrine, I can preemptively expel all of you.

But by the power of the Farquhare Doctrine, I can preemptively expel all of you.

But call me Freight Train.

But check out those front airbags, huh? I'm gonna get in a wreck tonight, right?

But do you find all this a bit suspicious?

But do you know where this club is?

But even with the blood draining from your body...

But eventually you settle for stable and predictable.

But every girl needs a man to tell her

But first, I have someone else I'd like you to meet.

But first, I listened to their entire message,

But first, I'd like to give you a sandwich.

But for some reason, right now, I just wanna punch them in the head.

But go ahead.

But go slow. This is the first time she's had four guys inside her at once.

But he does well with the ladies.

But he doesn't need to sleep in our bed.

But he is ernie's father, cleveland.

But he's too proud and way too stupid...

But hey, you know, now, now you look like

But how am I supposed to make this ugly?

But how are we gonna get out of here?

But how did you and my dad, you know, without him noticing?

But I cannot bear to see my mama in pain.

But I couldn't let him get away with it, Donna.

But I didn't want to sit on the wet seat.

But I do recollecteth the lumberjack on the wrapper.

But I do. We're gonna sell a product that people can't live without.

But I don't have the $300.

But I don't need this big fancy wedding.

But I don't really care I'm gonna make my snaps

But I guess I did look up what page it was on and turn to it.

But I looked through the windows once,

But I really wanted my family to meet you

But I think I might be able to do that better with a man.

But I think roberta might be in trouble.

But I thought you didn't want me home.

But I told them how they could be saved,

But I want to sit close to my sister.

But I'd still let them pile up on me in the locker room.

But I'll kick your ass if you do that again.

But I'm also very likable.

But I'm done being the old Donna.

But I'm not finished... Oh!

But I'm okay now

But I'm sure once people get to know you,

But I'm two days from retirement.

But if I take him out, then it won't be authentic.

But if Peter wants to put together a new A Team,

But if we go any more negative...

But in is what I'm gonna turn you...

But instead, I'm gonna take you down with my lyrics.

But it turned out to be a blessing...

But it won't lift off because the astronaut's too heavy.

But it's gonna be a dangerous mission and I might not make it back.

But it's not just about the bedroom, rallo.

But it's the best freakin' aspirin I've ever had! Whoo!

But my whole life, she's been the one person I could always count on.

But my wife and our son Ramon live here, in this house, right here.

But no matter how you feel...

But not anymore. Prince Charming has arrived.

But now I'm gonna have to worry about spilling it all day.

But now it's time I told you everything.

But now the only proof that I'm a man is my ambiguous homophobia.

But now there is, thanks to your boy, which is thanks to you, Cleveland.

But now, Auntie Momma's off to the potty room...

But on the way I was mugged by six Al Quaidas.

But phobias are not always rational.

But remember, Cleveland, with great power comes great responsibility.

But seriously, dawg, you know what it's like to be confronted by a straight up madman.

But she's thinking about him.

But thanks to him, the doctor says I'm gonna be perfectly fine.

But that was Peepaw.

But that's no excuse for tardiness.

But that's not why I came out here.

But that's only 3 percent of the school.

But that's only true if you think your time's worth nothing.

But the brew choo train is a stupid name.

But the club brings in a thousand dollars a day.

But the fire is so delightful

But the important thing is, we got your college money back.

But the kids.

But the point is, how dare Lester accuse me of a hate crime?

But the reverend says premarital sex will make

But the suckers in the public Won't show this

But then again, you kind of made me do it.