Family Guy - Season 6 Edit

A big screen TV,a massage chair

A chance again with you

A couple of steaks, some wine, maybe a couple of sundaes.

A dangerously insane human being.

A desk? Where were you getting these units of measurement from?

A full tank of gasoline and lit a match. We've got about five seconds.

A hamburger, a cup of coffee and a Lucky Strike.

A hundred points.

A kindred spirit, like Judas found in Pontius Pilate.

A land where 17 miles is not walking distance.

A land where a man is paid a wage he can live on.

A land where meals are not purchased from a truck

A land where we flush every time.

A little music, some candlelight.

A much better idea than whenI did magic for the blind.

A nickel for every time I've had that problem. Just keep shooting, Luke.

A nurse accidentally stepped on him, and kicked him into a puddle of urine.

A pallet? Am I reading this right?

A plane.

A swallow.

A trespasser onmy property.

A very pregnant Gina Gershon, or Jenny McCarthy after a car accident?

A waffle.

A week from tomorrow, it'll be 20 yearswe've been married.

Aah! Kristallnacht!

Aah! Oh, my God!

About how I wanted to find the son of God and nail him to some wood.

About the same?

About the same. Number one might be a tiny bit better.

About what America means to me.

Absolutely. But how do you intend to escape?

Absolutely. I mean, look at this. Jafar May Need Glasses.

Absolutely. I think the magic's starting to happen already.

Absolutely. What are the stakes?

According to my schematics, it should be right in here.

Actually, Chris, I don't. I really appreciate what you did for me,

Actually, Meg, as your supervisor, he can.

Actually, that's me. I made a Darth doodie.

Adam Kenneth Handleman,when will you learn?

Admiral, there be whales here!

Affirmative action strikes again. The time is 8:50.

After that, everything else was awful.

After wandering around for a while, I discovered I was in North Carolina,

After we've had our fill of bread and wine...

Agh, Peter,you and your excuses for losing your wallet.

Ah, it's stupid.

Ah, met his parentsand they're sweet.

Ah, there's a smile.

Ah! Damn it!

Ah! I don't want to play anymore. Normal voice, normal voice.

Ah! I've heard about that place.

Ah. Oh, my God, Cocoa Puffs. No, that's not me anymore.

Ah. Well, then, this hasbeen an absolute misfire.

Aha! 'Tis Long John Peter and his merry men come seeking plunder.

Aha! I shouldhave known!

Aha. For no reason, I'm going to fire this cannon all over your store.

Aha. Terrible pharmacy toys.

Ahh, that's so much better.

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ain't that funny? Heard me say that on the way over.

Alderaan's been destroyed by the Empire.

All clear, sir.

All I know is,I sure do miss Lois.

All I need now is the boy

All I really need Is a boy

All I want is to go out with Anna again.

All right, all right,all right, okay.

All right, baby, those are the magic words. Check out my penis!

All right, Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level

All right, bring him on out.

All right, but only because I've gotta tell somebody.

All right, children, your mammy and pappy...

All right, dog, here we go. Prepare to lose a bet,

All right, fine. I'm gonna go scare some people.

All right, go, go, go.

All right, guys, it's gonna be a long night of border patrol,

All right, hang on, hang on.

All right, here's another one. Who would you rather have sex with?

All right, I am totally flaccid,

All right, I'll see you later.

All right, I'm gonna go knock out that tractor beam.

All right, if I see any cops following me, the dog gets it!

All right, just follow my lead and act real cool.

All right, kids. Have a good day at school.

All right, let's go.

All right, let's... just hang on and figure this out.

All right, Lois, but I know what my gut tells me,

All right, Lois, I'm hungry. Take those breasts out.

All right, Lord Vader, you win.

All right, Meg, enjoy your bachelorette party.

All right, now, what do I click?

All right, OK. OK, I got it. I know what we...

All right, one more pre party drink, and then we'll head off to The Clam.

All right, Peter, I'm going to kill Stewie. Dinner's in the oven.

All right, Peter, I'm here.

All right, Peter, this is a tough one. All right, are you ready for this? Okay.

All right, Peter,have a good business trip.

All right, pull in here.

All right, sir, your presidential portrait is finished.

All right, so I shoot Pat Tillman, and then run when the Taliban show up.

All right, so I'm skulking around the intensive care unit

All right, sweetie, you ready to get some new notebooks,

All right, take her away.

All right, then.

All right, then. Have a tasty afternoon.

All right, we'll do it on the way! We'll do it on the way!

All right, we'llsettle it like men.

All right, we're gonna do it once more.

All right, why don't you come upand join me on the stage?

All right, you know what? This isn't working out.

All right,so there's a Dave.

All right! Yeah!

All right.

All right.

All right. It's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7.

All right. Okay, maybe I have been acting different lately, all right?

All right. So, we're driving up to get this abortion,

All right. Well, I appreciate you giving it to me straight.

All right. You all know your orders.

All that's left is the psychological screening.

All the dumb ass Manilow fans.

All the nation's milk must come from Hilary Swank's breasts.

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All the things that make us

All you have to do is turn it to 350 at about 5:15.

All you two have done is argue about stuff for the past two weeks.

All your Tucks medicated pads be ours.

Almost as potent as the inspiration you give me...

Along with my favorite songs and movies, and things that other people have created,

Also, as I've had quite enough of the fat man,

Also, don't forget you have teammates out there watching your back

Although some are doing their best to ride it out.

Always gargle before a takeoff. Wacca wacca.

Am currently the most popular boy at James Woods High.

An hour from now, I'll be surrounded by seamen.

And a courtroom doll that kids use to show where the molester touched them.

And a little bear

And a well funded 401k.

And after a heated bidding war with Edward Memorial and Reginald Aprilfools,

And after that blow to the head, it all started coming back to me.

And again, the ball sails past LaGrange into right field.

And all because of a little upper lip hair.

And all he wants is to kiss you just one more time.

And all just toget back at Peter.

And all of a sudden this smoking hot chick...

And all we've got to remember him by are his old legs.

And all your cartoon pals

And America 's Funniest Home Videos buys you a shrimp cocktail?

And anyone and everyone Who's ever made me pissed!

And anyone and everyone Who's ever made me pissed!

And as I gazed, astonished at their lustrous brilliance,

And Bill O'Reilly's Ineffective dermatologist

And boring as hell.

And Britney Spears For accidentally showing her vagine

And choke him while he masturbates in the shower.

And do you, Alan, take Judith to be your lawfully wedded wife,

And doesn't try anything funny.

And download that footage of the dancing baby from Ally McBeal,

And each time my foot hits the ground, I shall say, "Boing, boing, boing. "

And every bleeding member Of the cast ofEntourage

And finally, still no word on the disappearance of Lois Griffin,

And for God's sake, do not be afraid to make me a sandwich while you're in there.

And forgot to putan air hole in it.

And get the number for that acupuncturist?

And God knows I didn't want to...

And guys who when you shake their hand Just bump you with their fist

And had no idea who I was

And have sex with him while he murders himself slowly.

And he knew that sometimes the things that seem the most dangerous...

And he threwa punch social one day

And he's got me out heretied to a post like some kind...

And here comes the next float, honoring uninjured veterans.

And here comes the parade!

And here comes whackadoo film director, Oliver Stone.

And here's Airplane! and in Spanish, it's called Incredible Flying Joke Bus

And his parentsare so sweet

And I am going to love my country like never before.

And I am passing the savings on to you.

And I apologize, but before I go, could I maybe have one last kiss?

And I can't rent movies anymore.

And I cannot stand by while he steals wages and opportunities from citizens.

And I certainly think I'd remember killing her.

And I could never hurt you.

And I feel like I've never treated her as well as I should have

And I go "Come on!"

And I guess you can't hate "Copacabana."

And I have no intention of giving that up.

And I have some wonderful news. I'm not pregnant.

And I know none of us want that to happen again.

And I like "Weekend in New England.

And I might answer most of your questions with a story,

And I need you today

And I only try to kiss them if they're ready

And I owe it all to you

And I owe it all to you

And I poked my head in the window, and Betty was undressing.

And I say it's time for us to take it back! Who's with me?

And I says, " That's what I just said. The abortionist has one hand.

And I think I just got an idea.

And I think I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.

And I think that you need to go away.

And I think when it comes topoetry, you can't be wrong.

And I was gonna valet park.

And I won't forget it.

And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me

And I'll gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today

And I'll set up all theflashbacks, just like I used to.

And I'll stick to that story,even if nobody believes it.

And I'm Diane Simmons. A flash flood warning is in effect

And I'm gonna start pulling out those old floorboards in the kitchen.

And I'm gonna sue them for it.

And I'm gonna use them. I'm walking home.

And I'm just randomly firing itinto a crowd of people

And I'm prepared to live the rest of my life this way.

And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free

And I'm ready to take

And I'm willing to pay big money.

And I'm...

And if he'll say, "My darling I'm yours" I'll throw away

And if I've done this right, then this is your card, Stewie.

And if that weren't enough to get you mad,

And if you blow it down, the whole woods is gonna stink.

And if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up.

And if you're just stringing her along,

And if you're not from here

And in here, we're test marketing a new mascot,

And in Spanish, it's called The No Sex Man Comes to Town.

And it's a great way to stay in shape

And it's a great way to stay in shape.

And it's a great way to stay in shape.

And it's just waiting to transform your uncut trash strewn lawn...

And it's working. I no longer feel the pain.

And just so quiet.

And just to be a jerk, I carved "Brooks was here" in the wall.

And let metell you something,

And let Mr. Pukeyhelp you out.

And look at this couch. Somebody threw out a whole couch, and it's in great shape.

And look at this one, "A desk of Cheez lts."

And look likea Hollywood starlet.

And make the immigrant kids jealous.

And maybe he just needed to move on.

And me, I find that hilarious.

And Mickelson here, trying to save par.

And Mike, you spit out Timmy!

And my balls tattooed to look like launch exhaust.

And never quite popped, if you know the meaning.

And not the "Let's experiment" kind of boarded from the rear.

And nothing.Nothing.

And now back to G.I. Jose.

And now back to One Tree Hill.

And now I can take my revenge on McBurgertown!

And now I don't hate them anymore.

And now that I got a mustache, the timing feels right.

And now we're going to look at it again.

And now you aregonna pay for it.

And now you'regonna pay for it.

And now, reading a passage from his grand prize winning short essay...

And obviously, you're hearing something different,

And once our injuries heal up, we can all go for a nice, long walk.

And one in a fieldin Pennsylvania.

And pays the migrant workers to come home and choke him

And pays the migrant workers to go to his house

And pretend like somebody else is doing it?

And protractors and slacks?

And right now it's telling me I have...

And run this wire down through the wall.

And said, "I demand a parade in my name."

And senator Bill Frist I've got him on the list

And Shakira 's lyricist I've got him on the list

And she is smart as the day is wide.

And she says, " An abortion here?

And she's devoted a lot of time and energy to this relationship

And should be treated as such. And if you girls drink anything,

And shoulder guy's going with you

And so will I always.

And sometimes, I put my speakers facing out my window

And still so hot. Like...

And taking over the world would play out for me.

And thank you, Peter, for all you've done to help expose this grave injustice.

And that I listen to the Little River Band with giant headphones.

And that seems like it's more her market.

And that was the first time I saw the northern lights at their peak.

And that's how we'll remember you, as a big fart.

And that's me.

And that's the worst part. I can't afford the rent.

And that's why I contend

And the award for Most Mediocre Children's Book goes to:

And the fat kid smiling warmly While he's peeing in the pool

And the foresight to retain international merchandising rights.

And the only actor whose career isn't destroyed by this movie.

And the other hand is down there. It's your... It's your project.

And the smarty on Thanksgiving Who says it's the tryptophane

And the Star Wars episode doubled that audience.

And the voice of theplane is David Spade.

And the whole thing changes.

And the whole thing just dropped on me.

And the whole thing just dropped on me.

And then chicken out halfway through the pregnancy,

And then go get settled down at the servants' quarters.

And then he got another one, and everything was all right?

And then he got Parkinson's. Yikes.

And then he meets a whore and pays her a bunch of money to stay with him,

And then I turn around to getoff the scaffold,

And then I'll get you ready for our Mommy and Me class.

And then I'm gonna gag her with her own underwear.

And then in chapter 28 of my novel...

And then in high school, I was violated sexually by my father.

And then it's off to the haberdasher.

And then later I'm gonna take you down to the whorehouse to lose your virginity.

And then the bastard completely blew me off

And then try to punish us when we demand to be treated like human beings

And then what?

And then when we get out of here, we'll spread it around as much as we can.

And then...

And they'd none of them be missed

And they'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed

And they'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed

And this is Chris. Chris, this is my son, Dylan.

And this time, no mistakes. One, two, three, four.

And this whole thing's gonna be a lot simpler. It's easier than we're making it.

And to me, also sorrow...

And together, we are gonna turn his life around.

And try to somehow work a mountain bike in there.

And unfortunately, hell is probably where he'll end up,

And unless you want me to send you all back to the Dark Ages,

And we both happenedto be there.

And we get to the abortion clinic, and the abortionist has one hand.

And we paid to keep the families of those children quiet, so...

And we'd like a tour of your facility.

And we'll go rescue the princess.

And we'll take a drink every time he says "bonerific".

And we're gonna finish the job.

And we're there to get an abortion.

And what do you thinkI see coming?

And what exactly are your demands?

And when you get back I realize...

And while we're on the subject HBO deserves a whack

And who never would be missed Who never would be missed

And with today's gas prices, not a minute too soon.

And won't admit the damn thing Isn't funny anymore

And you can hear the mice humping in the wall.

And you guys are my best friends. I want you to experience it all with me.

And you have to forward it to all your friends with the message,

And you tried to bribe me with a subscription to G**** Soda Today,

And you'd be one terrific brother if you could help her.

And you'll be cooler than a mid '80s novelty answering machine message.

And you'll get the gist of what I'm talking about.

And you're gonna do exactly as I say.

And you're not gonnabelieve this

And you're, like, " Okay, I appreciate your exterior beauty

And, you know, she's game for it, but she catches feelings midway through

And... And I do not wanna have this conversation in front of my son.

Anna, I'm here with my dog.

Anna, to be honest.

Anna, wait.

Another Pleasant Valley Sunday

Another Pleasant Valley Sunday

Any attack by the rebels against this station would be a useless gesture,

Any chance I can hire you to do your act?

Any more and I would've ended up in hospital, man.

Anybody wanna see my Purple Heart?

Anyone who sees Peter Griffin must throw apples at him.

Anyway, all I was saying is, if you think about it,

Anyway, I'd drop the gun if I were you.

Apparently, Rob Schneider goes down to Home Depot...

Are we doing this thing or what? Brian? Brian?

Are you a pedophile?

Are you feeling terrific, or any variation on that word?

Are you gonna shower her off after all that candle wax?

Are you happy?

Are you kidding? I've tackled tougher jobs before.

Are you kidding? These kids today are so easy to manipulate.

Are you ready to make out now?

Are you serious? We come to a mansion, and you want to live with the help?

Are you trying to make us look bad, you son of a bitch?

Are you, like, a bitch or something?

Are you... You're getting some kind of sick, sexual thrill off this, aren't you?

As a Mexican, you must experience it with us.

As a result of a lawsuit, I am now in possession of hundreds of pallets...

As clearly the fans' sympathy for this scrappy, little no armed man has run out.

As fast as Spider Manwhen he gets laid.

As I eat a lot of meat.

As it is the 70th birthday of his mustache?

As rain continues to pound Rhode Island

As someday it may happen That a victim must be found

As you wish.

Assorted lotions, and a little plastic champagne bottle full ofjellybeans,

At that time, our value meal consisted of

At the Quahog Performing Arts Center.

At the recent changes I have implemented.

Aunt Beru, when are you guys gonna let me join the rebellion like all my friends?

Aunt Beru?

Aw, crap, I must've dropped itat the Barry Manilow concert.

Ay Caramba!

Barry Manilow.

Be a man. If you want her, go get her.

Be careful you're not held in contempt of cat!

Because

Because 9/11 changed everything, Brian. 9/11 changed everything.

Because Barry Manilow will be performing this weekend

Because he was an illegal immigrant and a threat to our national security.

Because he'sdone this twice.

Because I'll just wrap you up and eat you later.

Because I'm not pregnant.

Because Jillian deserves better.

Because Mr. Happy gets tired. Religion!

Because my family has disposable income. Here you go.

Because of what you said, Jillian wants us to move in together!

Because Speedy Gonzales is an immigrant and a bad influence on our children

Because the Christians don't look too kindly on the whole Force thing.

Because then you wind up with Chris.

Because they got other stuff going on, and you understand.

Because you wanted me to move in so badly,

Because you're some place where a TV is.

Because, Chris, as Americans, we owe our lives to these veterans.

Beep, oop. Could you hold onto this bag?

Before you know it, we'll be like an old married couple.

Beg for your apple juice, go poop and fall asleep.

Being an immigrant is a real pain in the ass.

Bernice, we haven't really been dating long enough

Besides, I know a few manoeuvres. We'll lose 'em.

Besides, it's not like Tracy ever asked for my help.

Besides, what's up with that 15 minute run time?

Better put on the old wool cap. Yeah.

Big underwear, I guess. I'm sorry, what?

Biggs? Jesus, what the hell happened to you?

Black guy mail!

Black man gone missing, my God, the media will be all over that!

Black silhouetted cowboy leaning on barn. And everybody's favorite:

Bonnie. What the hell? Put my gun down.

Born on the Fifth of July,

Both of my inner thighs look like those big cherry Swedish Fish.

Boy, Cleveland gets a lot of magazines.

Boy, great party, huh, Fred?

Boy, he's a hell of a guy, isn't he?

Boy, I never knew it would feel this good to love my country.

Boy, I sure am gonna miss Reynaldo, but I'm glad I'm finally an American again

Boy, I sure hope they find him. Otherwise, we're all gonna be...

Boy, it seems like a real burden to me.

Boy, it sure is fun hanging out with you, Peter.

Boy, there is a lot of feces in here.

Boy, they sure are making a lot of noise out there.

Boy, this guy knows some manoeuvres.

Boy, we really did a number on each other.

Boy, you cannot wait to criticize her at every turn, can you?

Boy, you dodged a bullet, not having to raise that kid

Boy, you got here just in time.

Boy, you know, I got to tell you, Jillian, this move is really working out great.

Boy, you know, I've always wanted to come in here,

Boys, there's only one answer. We got to re cripple Joe.

Brain freeze!

Brian tried to have sex with me.

Brian, are you suggesting that 9/11 didn't change everything?

Brian, come here.

Brian, did you know that Daryl Hannah has one wooden finger?

Brian, don't be mean to him.

Brian, guess what?

Brian, I can't see. I'm gonna try and get a little closer.

Brian, I think you'd better go.

Brian, I wanna punch you in the dick right now.

Brian, I want to introduce you to Joanna.

Brian, I'm sorry, but what do I keep saying?

Brian, no! No! Get down! Get down!

Brian, please say 'over' when you finish talking. Over.

Brian, she's my wife. And you're my best pal.

Brian, thanks so much for doing this.

Brian, there's no more graham crackers.

Brian, this is Dylan.

Brian, this is painful.

Brian, this is wonderful. I feel like one of the Kennedys.

Brian, what are you doingtied to Meg's pole?

Brian, what would you do if Dylan was in a fire?

Brian, you have got to get Dylan under control.

Brian's award. And yes, you did, Peter.

Brian's sick. Mom, get your keys.

Brian's solid. He's the one guy I know I can trust.

Bright light, feeling pretty psyched

Bring it on, bitch. Time for me to finish what I started anyway.

But all you did was **** me.

But always remember,

But at least it's flying the British flag.

But at what cost? At what cost?

But don't hit him on the head with it.

But don't hit him on the head with it.

But don't tell nobody, cos you'll get in trouble.

But don't worry, he won't burn in hell...

But everything's perfectly all right. We're fine. We're all fine here now.

But first, get ready, Quahog,

But first, please take a moment to watch this instructional video.

But get a grip on yourself. Let Brian down.

But God had other plans, and you were born right there.

But he didn't listen to them because he's his own man.

But he promised he'd go with me to put flowers on my grandmother's grave...

But I alreadycut your hair.

But I can't risk it, with the dog sniffing around for evidence.

But I can't wait to see you tomorrow night.

But I can't wash myself.

But I can't work for that guy anymore. He's a freak.

But I don't wanna date anyone else. I want Anna.

But I found it.

But I haven't seen Mom since she took me back to school shopping.

But I prefer the term mustache.

But I sent you away

But I think it's important to see things in perspective.

But I wanted to stay, because I almost had sex on this girl.

But I'll be back before too long

But I'll suck it up and talk to Michael. Even though I've also got...

But I'm afraid legallyI have no choice.

But I'm more interested in you.

But I'm not sure if any cosmetic surgery is even possible.

But I'm taking this. I'm taking this couch.

But I'm watching my weight because...

But if Peter did kill Lois, we might find some clues in his garbage.

But if they find out who the Jawas sold them to, that could lead them back... home.

But in here, we call it DaCow.

But just remember this is a residence

But let me ask you something. Don't you miss your home?

But men like Carter Pewterschmidt use us for cheap labor,

But mostly, my mustache tells people

But not here.

But now thanks to you...

But now the milkman's on his way It's too late to say goodnight

But on the inside he could be a complete bastard, like Fred Flintstone

But secretly, I'm just, like, " Hey, man...

But she said she never wants to see me again.

But thank you anyway, ma'am, I appreciated your time.

But that I use to express my individualism.

But that's only because I've truly connected...

But the freakiest was that date I had with Bonnie.

But then I saw Lou Diamond Phillips in Young Guns,

But then you fold in the side view mirrors and sure enough, "Well, look at that."

But there's something you deserve to know.

But they accept him anyway.

But this is poetrywe're talking about,

But to be honest, I can't imagine a worse kind of hell.

But tomorrow night I wanna hear all about it.

But unfortunately he was kind of a reverse of what you'd expect a merman to be.

But unlike my credit card,

But we were just starting to make a real connection.

But when I got back home, I was so afraid of being judged by the community

But when I wanna get my rocks off, you're nowhere to be found,

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But where are those good old fashioned values

But why does it always have to be about sex?

But with you, I imagine it would be like doing it with a stuffed animal.

But you do.

But you gotta know I was only thinking about your happiness.

But you may be right...

But you, Meg, you're going to jail.

But you're just not right for this competition.

But you're kind of a buzz kill.

But you've got to believe that a two armed player would've made the catch.

But, Dylan, my God.

But, Joe, we've been friends for years.

But, Peter, why would you want to harm a fellow American citizen?

But, someday, we will return to Mexico because our heritage is rich and glorious.

By Christmas, you and I are gonna be richer than Bob Saget.

By stuffing her discarded makeup sponges down my throat.

Bye, new awesome friends.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Thanks for coming.

Call me Dad.

Can I come in there with you? There's light in there.

Can I make a suggestion?

Can I put the rest of them on your ginormous ass?

Can't be my pointy teeth because those are all the way up here.

Can't believe it's been 12 months since I've deliberately choked myself

Can't we board it up or put some plywood over it or something?

Can't we just do something fun here at the house? It's just as relaxing.

Can't you just watch the kids?

Can't you knock or something?

Career Opportunities with Jennifer Connelly.

Careful, Redd Foxx there's one right on your tail.

Carl, I'm so sorry.

Carl, you promised me that assistant manager position.

Case dismissed.

Charcoal burning everywhere

Check it out, girls. Jukebox, huh? Hey, you guys want to dance?

Cheeseburgers and Fox's many hit comedy series, including That '70s Show, and...

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.

Chris, guess what we just did. Bonnie, tell him.

Chris, have you ever seen your father do anything bad?

Chris, honey, what's wrong?

Chris, how come you don't have any money?

Chris, I know a lot about sex.

Chris, I like you.

Chris, I'm not going to the vet.

Chris, I've already explained this to you.

Chris, is everything okay?

Chris, this is Barbara.

Chris, we should have a talk about Meg. She's really upset that she got fired.

Chris, what you always wanna remember is that sex is perfectly natural.

Chris, you don't wanna miss out experiencing your teenage years.

Chris, you ever see the movie Cruel Intentions?

Chris?

Claire

Clam later?We'll hoist a few?

Come here so I can give you a hug!

Come on, boy,get the scent.

Come on, guys, get him!

Come on, into the garbage chute.

Come on, kid. We're not out of the woods yet.

Come on, let's go, Brian.

Come on, Mom. Let's go.

Come on, Peter, we're gonna be late for lunch with Mom and Dad.

Come on, say the line.

Come on, that meant a lot to him.

Come on, time for you to meet some women

Come to think of it, I can't really feel anything

Comes Pirates of the Caribbean 4.

Coming outon HBO next month.

Coming this fall on Fox, a new reality show,

Coming up, important traffic news that can't help you

Coming up, the road closures for this week's Ewok Pride parade. Stay with us.

Congratulations. I guess you'll be hanging up your wig now.

Consume your personality?

Contact, they didn't need you in that movie.

Cos that sky gonna light up like the Fourth of July.

Cos we seem to understand

Could you say whole speech again in Spanish?

Counterclockwise from where I'm standing, so clockwise.

Course there's a very easy way of detecting fraud.

Credits, commercials, Ford, Subway, Doritos,

Crimony.

Crudely painted, not so funny plywood cutout folk art.

Crudely painted, not so funny plywood cutout folk art.

Crudely painted, not so funny plywood cutout folk art.

Cut it out!Get a good sniff.

Dad, all it's done is run on that wheel for the past three weeks.

Dad, didn't you say you'd give me whatever I wanted?

Dad, I swear to God, I didn't know that when I set you up with her

Dad, I'm sorry about this whole mess.

Dad, please don't do this! You can't make him marry me!

Dad, stop it! Michael's my date!

Dad, that's enough! Dad, that's enough!

Dad, would you be interested in dating Meg?

Dad, you know my name.

Dad, you remember Michael Milano from the hospital. He's my date.

Daddy employs lots of immigrants, and he said you could work at the mansion.

Daddy, she's been missing so long. Do you think they'll ever find her?

Daddy, we don't want any special treatment

Damn it, Bonnie!

Damn it, don't you think I wanted to be?

Damn it, Peter, you're going fishing, aren't you?

Damn it!

Damn, that motherfucker run fast. You see that shit?

Damn! What the hell are they doing here?

Damn. I was two days from retirement.

Damn.Play me off, Johnny.

Dazed and Confused was the one thing that was passable. After that...

Dear me, it's almost 3:00. I've got to get this shipment...

Defense counsel, we will hear your opening statement.

Describe to me what you're doing to yourself right now. Stop.

Destroyed JamesWoods' reputation.

Dick Sargent. It was Dick Sargent.

Did he at least die with dignity?

Did he say "strap in" or "strap on"?

Did you hear that? Now we know what to get him for Christmas.

Did you kill Lois?

Did you know you'd have to eat 17 bowls of those cornflakes

Did you make it with one of the dogs?

Did you see that, Rupert?

Did you see that? Did you see "Brooks was here"?

Didn't copy that. Over.

Didn't even have to stoop over.

Didn't I tell you? You can't keep this guy from saying it.

Didn't we have an electrician in there today?

Didn't you cancel itwhen you lost your wallet?

Do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be?

Do it. Say, "Ha ha ha, you're in a wheelchair

Do not stand behind me. Because I will get scared.

Do you come From a land down under?

Do you hear the thunder?

Do you know that I've got a date with Connie D'Amico

Do you know what I heard this morning?

Do you see the wire yet? Over.

Do you suppose she'll be everything we've dreamed?

Do you understand? Do you understand me, sir?

Do you, Michael? Do you? We'll see. Let me ask you a question.

Doctor, what happened? Is he gonna be okay?

Does anybody want to buy my shirt?

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

Does he have an idea, or do I have to come up with it myself?

Does it feel like the water suddenly just got warmer?

Does this team stick with an armless second baseman?

Dog, answer it. Tell him, "Yes, everything's fine."

Don't be glib about this stuff. It's a legitimate show, and they beat you to the punch.

Don't be silly, honey.

Don't be too hard on yourself, Peter. We all do things that we're not proud of.

Don't come near me I will eat you

Don't get penisy.

Don't go swimming in that quarry.

Don't make us go good cop, developmentally disabled cop on you.

Don't mess with the bull, you'll get the horns.

Don't talk, please. Hang on, let me get a condom.

Don't worry about it, Chris, she'll be fine.

Don't worry about it. I don't think people are even aware of that show's existence.

Don't worry, baby. He had to find out sometime

Don't worry, I got it under control, Lois.

Don't worry, Lois, we'll catch him. Hobey, radio for backup.

Don't worry. I'm not taking you pansies. I'm taking my new friends.

Don't you think it's time to forget about that boy?

Don't you think you'd rather go to another vet?

Don't you understand? I don't want a committed relationship with Jillian.

Don't you wanna, wanna Sanka

Don't you wanna, wanna Sanka

Don't you wanna, wanna Sanka

Don't. Just don't...

Dr. Lee Feldstein

Driver's license,

Dropped it at the what?And where was I?

Dude, let me tell you something.

Dude, that is an amazing story.

Due to a garbled subspace transmission,

Dylan is gonna be staying with us for a while.

Dylan, it's so nice to meet you.

Dylan?

Easy.

Edgar, could you bring me some tea?

Eh, not really.

Eh? Who's with me?

Either he commits to you, or you're gone.

Either of you guys think it's a little suspicious

Either you leave now...

Electrical tentacled Advertising Droids Emporium.

Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.

ENGLISH

Enough of this. Vader, release him.

Especially if they have food, because bar food is so overpriced.

Even after seven jobs and joining Menudo, I only made 25 bucks.

Even if sometimes my mustache has Alpo gas.

Even more so than usual. But tonight is our sex night...

Eventually, he got comfortable enough with me to introduce me to his friends.

Ever since I was a little girl I have loved working with animals.

Every beer I've ever had is on a shelf above my bed

Every time you... We go to a hotel...

Everybody ready to go?

Everybody, this handsome, muscular boy is Brian's son, Dylan.