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Family Guy - Season 9

Family Guy - Season 9

Family Guy is a wildly popular American animated sitcom that has been tickling viewers' funny bones since its premiere in 1999. This satirical show, created by Seth MacFarlane, revolves around the dysfunctional Griffin family, residing in the fictional town of Quahog, Rhode Island. The ninth season of Family Guy aired between 2010 and 2011, thrilling fans with its irreverent humor and hilarious storylines.

The core cast of Family Guy includes Seth MacFarlane himself, lending his voice to various characters such as Peter Griffin, the bumbling yet lovable patriarch of the Griffin family. Alex Borstein beautifully embodies Lois Griffin, Peter's wife and the voice of reason within the chaotic household. Seth Green brings his comedic flair as the voice of Chris, the awkward and dim-witted teenage son, while Mila Kunis lends her voice to the sultry and materialistic daughter, Meg Griffin.

This season also features a great array of supporting characters voiced by talented actors. Mike Henry voices Cleveland Brown, Peter's best friend who later spun off into his own series, "The Cleveland Show." Patrick Warburton is Joe Swanson, a paraplegic police officer and Peter's close friend. Adam West, the famous Batman actor, hilariously plays a caricatured version of himself as the mayor of Quahog. Meanwhile, show creator Seth MacFarlane also showcases his vocal prowess by extending his reach beyond the roles of the Griffins. He provides the voices for other beloved characters like Stewie Griffin, the highly-intelligent yet diabolical baby, and Brian Griffin, the family's anthropomorphic pet dog with wit and sophistication.

The ninth season of Family Guy brings audiences 18 side-splitting episodes, each brimming with offbeat humor and pop-culture references. The season premiere, titled "And Then There Were Fewer," takes a dark and thrilling twist when the residents of Quahog are invited to a mansion party that turns into a murder mystery. This feature-length episode parodies Agatha Christie novels and classic murder mystery movies, ensuring non-stop entertainment.

Other standout episodes of this season include "Road to the North Pole," in which Stewie and Brian embark on a Christmas adventure to the North Pole, and "Halloween on Spooner Street," where Peter and his friends go head-to-head to create the scariest haunted house in Quahog. Family Guy's ninth season continues to push boundaries with its humor, often tackling controversial topics with a healthy dose of satire.

If you are a fan of Family Guy or simply need a good laugh, you can now enjoy and relive the jokes, gags, and memorable moments of Season 9. You can even download and play the soundtracks from this season, immersing yourself in the zany world of Quahog and the Griffin family. The combination of Seth MacFarlane's witty writing and the incredible vocal performances of the cast truly make this season a must-watch for any comedy lover.

So, gather around with your loved ones, grab some popcorn, and get ready to chuckle alongside the Griffin family. Family Guy Season 9 is a comedy extravaganza that will have you laughing out loud and quoting memorable lines for years to come. Play and download these sounds here, and get ready for a comedic adventure like no other!

A "Hands On A Hard Body" promotion in which
A And the truth is, I suppose I kind of got
A broken promise is a lot like a child's pinwheel.
A Bufferin baby aspirin every day.
A card?
A chance for folks to meet
A Choco Buddy,
A Cornish game hen for you, a Cornish game hen for you.
A fictional character played by Fred Savage.
A ghost!
A good idea to just kind of close the book, you know?
A good looking, depressed guy
A good thing for both of you.
A heart attack?
A high school guy...
A hug, a handshake or a high five. Your call.
A hundred years.
A Iong time ago.
A Iot of babes here tonight.
A Kooky Nut Pop,
A lot of people, Bill...
A lot of times...
A man who has nothing without you.
A member of Mensa, a huge hit with the ladies,
A model.
A neat thing I just said. And now sports.
A negative attitude. I just...
A night out, a good dinner. Thank you so much.
A nocturnal breast feeding from Lois,
A Notafinger
A piece of that.
A prostitute.
A raise.
A sister? Who is it?
A startling metamorphosis occurs.
A used dirt bike will be rewar awarded to the one customer
A weaver of dreams at the loom of the mind.
A while ago!
Aah!
Aah! Aah! You're hideous!
Aah! My arm!
Aah! Oh, geez, you scared me.
About any sort of stupid (bleep).
About certain things, then maybe you aren't the friends
About our friendly neighborhood policeman today.
About that picture of Derek holding up the Hollywood sign,
About the taxes? You know?
About the things they've read from you.
About the things you've written, and I do not approve
About this whole switching places thing,
About walking parallel to the water.
About what happened on the yacht.
About what you saw here.
About what you saw.
About what's going on in this country.
Absolutely mortified!
Actually, I can't read his handwriting here.
Actually, I took the toll roads. Privately built.
Actually, I was worried you'd say "Beetlejuice" three times.
Actually, I was worried you'd say "Beetlejuice" three times.
Actually, it... It... I mean, it seems
Actually, Lois, I think it's exactly what I need.
Actually, Lois, I think it's exactly what I need.
Actually, Lois, it is a TV.
Actually, not a bad film.
Actually, since I said that, I did read it.
Actually, that's the one thing I don't know.
Actually, you know something, Peter.
Actually, you know something, Peter.
Adam and I were going to be brothers forever,
Adam and I were gonna be brothers forever,
Adam is the most kind and attentive man I've ever known.
Adam is the most kind and attentive man I've ever known.
Adam, from the first day I met you,
Adam, from the first day I met you,
Adam, I think that's your shopping Iist.
Adam, I think that's your shopping list.
Adam, I want to spend the rest of my Iife with you.
Adam, I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
Adam, I'm sorry. I can't marry you.
Adam!
Adam!
Adam?
Adam... I'm sorry.
Admiral Ackbar, if you will?
Admiral, we've got enemy ships in sector 47.
After 17 consecutive victories,
After all, I'm... I'm a dog. I have another eight years, at best.
After he befriends a little kid.
After him!
After she herself committed a series of gruesome murders.
Afternoon, Officer.
Ah, , I should have said something.
Ah, come on, fella.
Ah, come on. This is the goal, isn't it?
Ah, crap.
Ah, good. It's starting.
Ah, green light.
Ah, he's not gonna do it.
Ah, it was nothing. I mean, you'd have
Ah, it's your book!
Ah, look at this.
Ah, of course. All right.
Ah, oh, well.
Ah, okay. Uh, Your Honor, I'm...
Ah, thanks, Meg.
Ah, that is not entirely true.
Ah, that was excellent.
Ah, that... That's a good one.
Ah, that's not going to happen from missing one class.
Ah, that's right.
Ah, the first one's always hard.
Ah, there's the cute little guy now.
Ah, they got him.
Ah, this is great.
Ah, to hell with him.
Ah, well, you know, Peter, it's all in good fun, right?
Ah, yes. Thank you, Clarence.
Ah, you know, this is how you take a vacation.
Ah, you were a good sport this year, Quagmire.
Ah, your father was so handsome back then.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! A shark!
Ah! I must bless this coupling with my soggy English penis.
Ah! You dumb bitch!
Ah.
Ah.
Ah. I shall return.
Ah. That is a work in progress.
Ah... Thank God!
Aha!
Aha! James Woods made a list of all his misdeeds
Ahh, romance.
Ahh! I am so fucked!
Ahh! It's shattered to fuck!
Ahhh! Oh, no! He's dead because of what the Emperor did
AIaska? But that's so far away!
AIaska? What the hell?
AII right, fine. Hello Hi, Mr. Washee Washee. It's Peter Griffin.
AII right, good. Looks good.
AII right, I'm a hot chick in a club. What do you say to me?
AII right, I'm going inside.
AII right, I'm gonna go outside and milk the cow.
AII right, Iet's see what you guys have done to make yourselves Iook Iike douchebags.
AII right, Iet's start over. Four, zero, one.
AII right, Peter, your turn.
AII right, time to practice what we've Iearned.
AII right, well, when I was in college, I was in an adult film.
AII right, while we're waiting for the wheel to spin,
AII right.
AII right. Fine.
AII right. Well, I need my other white shirt back anyway.
AII you got there is toys and cans of tuna fish.
Aladdin 5: Jafar Answers the Census.
Alaska?
Alaska? What the hell?
Alcohol.
Alcoholics, transform.
Alec Baldwin?
All clear?
All I want to do is help people.
All I want to do is please you, Griffin.
All implied.
All my life I wanted to see you locked in a basement,
All of it.
All prescribed to James Woods.
All right here's your Mike and Ikes
All right you guys, these domestic dispute situations
All right, according to this map,
All right, all right, fine.
All right, all right.
All right, at ease, at ease.
All right, boys, it's candy time.
All right, Bri, this is it, our first town.
All right, Brian, we're getting my candy back,
All right, Brian. Let's do this.
All right, Chris, this is one of the oldest hobbies
All right, class, this course is going to cover
All right, class, today's final exam will consist of two parts, oral and anal.
All right, class, two things today.
All right, come on, hurry up, Brian.
All right, come on, let's get out of here!
All right, Death, I get it.
All right, Death.
All right, does anyone have a cell phone?
All right, everybody, hands in the air!
All right, everybody, you know what to do.
All right, everyone, I made a very special breakfast
All right, family. Line up for cigar burns.
All right, find a rock.
All right, from this moment forward,
All right, here goes nothing. I'm going to sneak up on that guy.
All right, here.
All right, I don't know what's happening here,
All right, I got to go to a wedding.
All right, I think we're all set here.
All right, I understand.
All right, I'll eat the damn cookies if I want!
All right, I'll, uh, get in on that.
All right, I've got our whole day planned. First, we'll go to the Louvre.
All right, Ian Ziering, you asked for it.
All right, if I've learned anything from romantic comedies
All right, if we're going to make it out alive,
All right, it looks like we're stuck here.
All right, it's true.
All right, just hang out here for a little bit, huh?
All right, kids, I'm off to train at the gym.
All right, let's do it.
All right, let's everybody just calm the fuck down.
All right, let's figure a way to get outta here.
All right, let's get this place cleaned up.
All right, let's go make some Whitewater.
All right, let's go to the North Pole.
All right, let's go.
All right, let's split up and search the house.
All right, let's try and figure a way outta here.
All right, let's... Let's figure out what we know here.
All right, Lois, you listen to me and you listen good.
All right, Lois, you listen to me and you listen good.
All right, Lois, you're kind of scaring me now.
All right, look, Carter,
All right, look, let... Let's just go.
All right, look, maybe I'm wrong.
All right, nobody leaves this room until he gets back.
All right, now remember, Lando, don't get a single scratch on the Falcon, okay?
All right, on the count of three.
All right, Peter, give me a minute.
All right, Peter, I'll get it.
All right, Peter. Here we are.
All right, see you later, gang.
All right, settle down.
All right, shall we take this thing for a spin?
All right, since it's my fault that Joe got knocked out,
All right, sir, sir, ma'am. I just need you to tell me
All right, so how does this work?
All right, so what do you say? You want to go see the Emperor?
All right, somebody? Anybody?
All right, someone's coming to town.
All right, stand back.
All right, Stewie, I'm sorry
All right, Stewie, let's go get the sleigh ready.
All right, take it easy.
All right, that's enough, you two.
All right, that's good enough for me. I'm smashing it!
All right, that's it!
All right, that's the last of the blood.
All right, there they are.
All right, there's only one way to settle this.
All right, this is good.
All right, this is it.
All right, this should do for the night.
All right, three more.
All right, tie him up.
All right, time to make all those popular kids pay
All right, we got to search every one of these rooms.
All right, we're here.
All right, we're inside and there is nobody here to greet us.
All right, well, how about this, then?
All right, well, just give me the key, please.
All right, well, let's see what's going on in the ring.
All right, well, nothing to worry about.
All right, what the hell's going on in here?
All right, what this is has no name, so you can't have it.
All right, when I give the signal, we get him!
All right, when's my birthday?
All right, who'd like to kick us off?
All right, you got my catch phrases for me?
All right, you have 'em?
All right, you ready?
All right, you undead bastards, time to send you back to hell!
All right, you, too. Get out of here.
All right? Four pages.
All right.
All right.
All right. I'm off to Paris.
All right. Let's do it!
All right. Let's do this.
All right. Let's see what you got, FOX.
All right. Maybe I will.
All right. Now I want you to take off your helmets, go outside
All right. Peter, do you have a story that you'd like to share?
All right. Slutty Cat and Optimus Prime.
All right. Stand by to jump to lightspeed.
All right. Terrific.
All right. You okay to drive?
All right... All right, fine.
All right... all right, look,
All the evil energy went into him.
All the hard work you've been doing.
All the people he'd wronged.
All the saints in Christendom! My elbow's shattered!
All the shows are in widescreen now.
All the significant moments in human history,
All the things that make us
All the things that make us
All the things that make us
All the things that make us
All this pressure seems to be getting to him.
All units, we've got a domestic disturbance at Fifth and Maple.
All we need is music, sweet music
All we need is music, sweet music
All weekend. I think there 's, like, something in the air.
All you are, my dear, is a contrarian.
All you do is drive around, confiscate beer from teenagers
All you got there is toys and cans of tuna fish.
All you want is something to fight against.
All... All right, look, just calm down.
Also, I've been under the weather lately,
Also, she broke a plate.
Also, whose cat?
Am I any worse than Mary Magdalene?
Am I pronouncing that correctly?
Am I the only one with a gold star on their uniform?
Am I... am I being skunked
Am I... Am I old enough for this conversation?
Amazing!
Amber.
Amen
America said no, but we kept at it.
An affair? With who?
An alliance blessed by God and hallowed by the community.
An asshole.
An eagerness to learn, a thirst for knowledge,
An old Con Ed bill...
And and I said Rachel Maddow,
And "l Don't Like You, Either" Guy is 63.
And a 20 I found in a blazer I wore to a wedding last year.
And a Dawkin's Peanut Butter Disc.
And a little from political corruption,
And a parrot on his shoulder.
And a porn producer came in, and, well, the rest you know.
And a tin of whale fat for the children.
And after sex? Forget about it.
And after what I went through with Diane Simmons,
And again.
And again.
And all from Goldman's Pharmacy.
And all in time for my big bike ride announcement.
And all of this while under the influence of alcohol.
And also, we're missing a bunch of snow shovels from the storeroom.
And And, you know, talking to you now, I just,
And Angela even told me I might get a raise
And another chair.
And another reminder. When you arrive to mass,
And another thing...
And as a reasonable person, I reserve the right
And as beautiful as your words are,
And ask for only one Christmas present every year,
And at the rate he's going, he may not make it another year.
And being so nice to me, Mr. Gutentag.
And besides, how exactly do you think we're supposed
And besides, I got another way you can make money.
And besides, you have a little girl.
And blast the Lullaby Channel. I'll be fine.
And Bonnie said you are very pretty.
And Cheryl should know that you took that class.
And Chris, this is a comb made out of an armadillo shell.
And Christmas is about gettin'!
And clear this whole thing up.
And Consuela, he...
And could you bring me a beer? Oh! I feel so elegant.
And destruction of private property.
And dig your own graves with them.
And dirt bikes have never been hotter.
And doesn't he have a whole staff that writes those episodes anyway?
And don't forget, next weekend,
And don't have the capacity of a human kidney.
And drives the salmon upstream.
And even Carter's lofty connections
And even luckier to have you as a friend.
And every year I needed more and more to keep up.
And every year, it turns out to be nothing.
And everyone just takes him for granted.
And everyone was making up their Christmas lists.
And examine it with some objectivity
And Fiji water!
And finish the job by stabbing him.
And for dessert, molten chocolate lava cake.
And for keeping Congress predominantly white
And for that, I'm going to let you
And from there, our romance blossomed.
And gets her heart broken Iike a teenage girl.
And gets her heart broken like a teenage girl.
And give that bastard Limbaugh a piece of my mind.
And give yourself over to a higher power.
And go have sex with Quagmire.
And go to the movies, crash into real hard in the hallway.
And Halloween's got to be
And hang out with the cast of the high school play?
And happy 23rd birthday.
And he calls on Thursdays.
And he cry, and then, he shoot himself in the face.
And he is awesome and he makes better laser sounds than I do.
And he is to only talk about the book. No personal questions, all right?
And he molest my nephew, and my nephew... He only fourteen,
And he must let the world think that he is dead,
And he needs me.
And he needs our help.
And he only puts out, like, ten new episodes a year.
And he said you needed to be removed from school.
And he shall not go unpunished.
And he succeeded.
And he thought I was a steak.
And he wants me to read it aloud to introduce the President!
And he's gonna bring you a new brain.
And he's keeping us prisoner down here.
And he's not just saying that
And he's Scottish, and he would back me up on this.
And he's shining a salute to the American race
And hear some of your other thoughts
And here it is.
And here we go with the attitude.
And here's how it's gonna go down:
And here's something that's gonna piss you off even more.
And here's the stuff you missed.
And his only wish is to one day become a famous heart surgeon.
And honestly, I'm afraid we're not learning anything.
And how do you think that helps her chances tonight?
And how do you think that's going to affect Jackson's next fight?
And I am also in love with this unattractive girl.
And I am going to those things you said I have to go to.
And I am not finding another dry cleaner.
And I am not saying another word
And I am prepared to be patient.
And I am pretty darn proud of myself.
And I booked the lead role in Nightmare on Elm Street.
And I caught him cheating with some bimbo.
And I could call it chink, and that's okay.
And I didn't want to go all the way home,
And I don't have a certificate to teach driver's ed,
And I don't really know how to break it to you,
And I don't tell you which page?
And I fed 'em an hour ago.
And I feel
And I feel like ljust got home
And I feel...
And I fells asleep reading it, and I left it under the bed.
And I figure it's got to be the television, you know?
And I got to tell you, I had this guy all wrong.
And I got to tell you, I have never seen a duller bunch
And I got you another fight.
And I guess I just make Megonade.
And I have got something to say to you.
And I hid her in Tom's room.
And I I hear Canadian high schools are even worse.
And I just couldn't stop looking at my penis,
And I just don't want to be involved in any of that mess.
And I just meant to hit him in the arm, and then the whole thing fell.
And I just wanna say this family is disintegrating.
And I just want to check to see what they used to pack it...
And I just want you to know that my only goal is
And I just want you to know, from me,
And I knew I Iiked him.
And I know all the station passwords to do it.
And I know that the court will be happy to hear this, too.
And I like candy and jumping and colorful birds.
And I need money for bourbon and anime.
And I never made it out of the house.
And I pledge to place above you nothing... Not even myself...
And I promise I will mail it to Santa Claus?
And I promise you won't be disappointed.
And I ran for two miles straight.
And I require a tremendous amount of calcium.
And I respect you for raising them.
And I shall celebrate our friendship
And I so 100% agree with you.
And I spent all my cash in the restaurant, even though you said you'd pay.
And I think I might die soon.
And I think maybe he'll call tomorrow.
And I think they're going to invade or something.
And I think you want the terrorists to win.
And I thought I'd just drop by and say hi.
And I thought I'd seen everything.
And I thought I'd seen everything.
And I want a Magna Doodle and a new Uno game
And I want a pet animal
And I want to have a million more,
And I want to have a million more,
And I was afraid that I was going to make another one.
And I was afraid that I was gonna make another one.
And I was certain he had perished.
And I was gonna tell him to go away, but he had a warrant.
And I was sitting next to a Japanese guy who had a cold.
And I was thinking...
And I wasn't gonna just stand by and take it.
And I will die for you or kill others.
And I would have gotten away with it, too,
And I wouldn't want you to be disappointed.
And I... I wanna... I wanna return the favor.
And I'd Iike to make it up to you.
And I'd say you deserve a good kick in the...
And I'd say, "Someday I won't have to wipe you anymore
And I'll be proud to be your wife.
And I'll show you a real woman.
And I'll tell you this:
And I'm glad you enjoyed it, Brian, I really am.
And I'm gonna kill that bastard!
And I'm gonna prove it to you.
And I'm gonna throw 40 bucks on your sweaty bodies
And I'm here to tell you the story
And I'm really glad I didn't kill the wrong Stewie.
And I'm sorry about this, but your room's not ready till 4:00.
And I'm sorry.
And I'm sure you'II feel much better about it.
And I'm sure you'll feel much better about it.
And I'm taking your welcome mat.
And I'm willing to give up one of my kidneys.
And I've seen every movie ever.
And if I think you're holding back on me,
And if I wore another color, I think it would just throw people.
And if I'm sober, I'm a douche.
And if Santa isn't there, I'll do something for you.
And if she did, I know that Jesus would have forgiven her.
And if there was a hall of fame for hearts,
And if you don't Iet me go right now, you're gonna Iose your dad.
And ifyou're not scared yet,
And in return, I get to try and convince you to fight.
And in this corner, weighing in at 130 pounds,
And instead, you ruined my Iife!
And instilled him with the drive to bring together
And it gets better, Brian.
And it says, "How about you?"
And it swelled up to the size of a Ping Pong ball?
And it would be legal because we are in France.
And it's a thriller. It's really a love story, too.
And it's all a bunch of bull!
And it's always blown up in my face.
And it's free.
And it's not good.
And it's not good.
And joined the crowd
And Julie Andrews pleaded not guilty,
And just for that, I'm going to help you out here.
And just forget all about this, all right?
And just kinda poke around in there, you know, be, like,
And keep in mind, we can't use any actual brand names
And knock out Deirdre Jackson?
And knock out the shield generator on the fourth moon of Endor,
And leaving Quahog forever.
And let's figure a way out of this.
And look at this.
And look at us now.
And made out with a guy, and she's hideous.
And make Justin Long a movie star.
And make promises to women you won't keep.
And make promises to women you won't keep.
And maybe more if tonight's episode
And more importantly, are you all better than Jesus?
And Mr. Griffin, I just have to say, I loved your book.
And Mr. Tesla, we're going to use yours
And music swinging
And my back! My back, yes! Oh!
And my shirt was ruined.
And my son is with them.
And my two new cats, Clean and Sober,
And not a second more, wish to thank you for this bounty,
And not being able to heart the mediocre looking chick
And nothing makes more noise than unwanted salsa music.
And now a few words from Lois Griffin herself.
And now everybody's flying there.
And now everybody's flying there.
And now he made this.
And now he's gone!
And now he's gone!
And now he's got to bring it up every time I see him.
And now he's got to bring it up every time I see him.
And now nobody makes those jokes anymore.
And now that she needs my support,
And now that she needs my support, here I am abandoning her.
And now they've got one.
And now this Robert Englund is the talk of the town.
And now whenever Stewie Griffin grows angry or outraged,
And now, how old was he?
And now...
And occasionally handcuff a drunk woman in a sexy costume.
And opened my eyes to the cleansing truth
And Peter for eating healthy.
And play crazy snake. Hee hee hee!
And pour water over it to simulate drowning.
And prepare victuals for my return.
And providin' for this family, then you can make the rules!
And remember that this was a thing.
And remember, Wish It, Want It, Buy It. All right.
And ringing people's doorbells and running away.
And ringing people's doorbells and running away.
And royally screwed up thanks to you jackasses.
And said he was a Federal Boob Inspector.
And save Yub Nub for me.
And see how long it takes them to figure out that it's you and not him.
And she kind of took the baton from there and said Meg Griffin.
And she took a turn for the worse.
And she will, but only because she needs money
And she's addicted to crack. Come on, you're with me on this.
And show some care, for God's sake.
And sit in my front parlor and pitch woo at me,
And smash other stuff you like.
And so Brian and Stewie set off on the road to the North Pole.
And some larger children took my candy.
And someone ate the last goat cheese tartlet.
And steak eatership.
And steal beer from teenagers?
And Stephanie was in the wrong place
And take me to the North Pole now!
And take things slowly, one step at a time,
And take your father's place at my side.
And tell French people that a good looking,
And tell them the wedding is off.
And thank you for always cheering me on at all my fights.
And thank you for the great job you did
And thanks to Deirdre, I even got some of my own milk
And that doesn't give you any reason to humiliate me Iike this.
And that her hands look like two bags of snakes.
And that leaves one three person team
And that stapler, good sir, is a "Schrute."
And that whole thing just fell!
And that's all for today's Channel Five News at 6:00.
And that's another thing, I have to say
And that's final.
And that's great, Brian.
And that's the final chapter in the Star Wars saga.
And that's where fat girls come from.
And that's where it belongs.
And that's why I called someone who might be able to change your mind.
And that's why whenever I have sex without protection,
And that's why you sound like that?
And the accounts receivable?
And the actual movie begins.
And the Breast of All Time,
And the cheese and crackers with the little red stick.
And the clock starts...
And the doctors say he'll be fine.
And the fatigue that I've been feeling, and the persistent cough.
And the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation
And the kid needs to be really cute.
And the lucky one of you who can keep his or her hand on
And the other half go around the other side,
And the other reindeer just kind of ate it.
And the rest...
And the season's over.
And the summers are so short.
And the winner is...
And then a miracle happened.
And then at 7:00 you're meeting with a reporter
And then begin setting up the Ewok reassignment camps.
And then blew it up by shooting through a hole?
And then go home to his family still wearing his face,
And then he murdered himself.
And then he splits those up into five DVD sets.
And then he started making those jokes himself,
And then I do, Iike, a radical skateboard jump off the altar.
And then I'll... I'll... And then I do,
And then I'm gonna blow his brains out,
And then resume your journey in the morning.
And then the other two of us
And then the symbol that means "wink." Really? I mean, like, why the wink?
And then there was your second husband, Randall,
And then there was your second husband, Randall,
And then there was your third husband, Doggie Daddy,
And then there was your third husband, Doggie Daddy,
And then this one time, I was so drunk,
And then we both pull out a Mountain Dew,
And then we both pull out a Mountain Dew,
And then we can go in the back room
And then we won't have to chase him around in circles.
And then you reported it on Fox News.
And then... and that got me through the rest of...
And there were a lot of people I knew there.
And there you are in the stall
And there's a note from my publisher.
And there's gonna be a lot of talk.
And there's nothing I appreciate more than your friendship.
And there's so much more to Iife than that.
And there's so much more to life than that.
And they go around asking for candy.
And they seem to think I'm Sum 41.
And they've still got my candy.
And think you were another skunk, and I would try to **** you.
And this is Rosalyn, a friend of our daughter Jane's.
And this is what I want right now.
And this is what I want.
And this little town of ours couldn 't be more abuzz.
And though we may never reach our goals,
And though we may never reach our goals,
And threatened to cut him off.
And three Myrna Loys for the women.
And threw it away in a fit,
And two of them are the same point.
And watch for early signs ofinfection.
And watch it come to life.
And we all forget this ever happened?
And we close with a handshake.
And we completely blew it.
And we have a winner!
And we have to deliver to the whole rest of the world!
And we still have to change in Atlanta.
And we will defeat the Autobots once and for all!
And we wouldn't be trying to track down a murderer.
And we'll be right back with sports.
And we'll get dinner started.
And we'll have a better chance of hooking up.
And we'll have our murder weapon... And if we're lucky,
And we're going with dropped museum popcorn.
And we're going with dropped museum popcorn.
And we're gonna move as one.
And we're kind of on our way to the North Pole.
And we're short about eight pies.
And what about Curious George?
And what about Quagmire?
And what about the high percentage of Eskimo child molesters?
And what about you? Did you get a job today?
And what did I say would happen when I told you?
And what does it matter what those people in church think?
And what we're gonna do now is kill ourselves
And what with all the shaking, he spilled his wine all over my shirt,
And whatever I say in two days,
And when I realized my mistake, I had to improvise.
And where's Tom Tucker?
And who cares if he is, you know? Dick.
And who was she?
And why don't we take a short break here, folks.
And why the hell should we trust you?
And Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
And would be willing to donate one of theirs.
And would have done anything to get on my good side.
And yet have no idea who they really are
And you are going to apologize.
And you being honest with me,
And you blew it.
And you get to make all the rules.
And you gotta hand it to Seth Green. I mean, he works hard, you know?
And you guys took his candy earlier.
And you know that water slide in South Attleboro?
And you know what? I almost did.
And you know what? I almost did.
And you know what? I deserve to be Ionely.
And you know,
And you make me so angry, I just want to clock you in the jaw.
And you never told me before?
And you showed me an exciting time.
And you, GIenn. I was always waiting for you to grow up,
And you're fighting over it. Go!
And you're listening to the Rush Limbaugh Show.
And you're terrible.
And you're thinking about Babs?
And you've got to listen to me.
And you've treated me Iike a family member ever since.
And young Skywalker will be one of us.
And your back!

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