Comic Book Guy - The Simpsons Game - Voices (Xbox 360) Edit

And ready and willing to meet with an alien female or whatever.

And your problems are my concern. Why?

Back of the line.

Before I die, I'd like to be with a woman under the age of 78.

Damage Report.

Do not bump me, I will sue.

Fat loser coming through.

First contact was not supposed to occur until 2063.

First off, I am not fat, I am stout and I am not a boy. I am a guy. Hence Comic Book Guy.

For the love of Kirk.

Goo goo gadget stomach.

Hello, Bert. Whatever happened to your brother Roy?

Help me, Spock.

Him noon only his comic book guy. My real name is Jeff Albertson.

Homer is like a big yellow Death Star.

I don't know how to make it any plainer Batman or man bet Bruce Wayne or Doctor Kirk Langstrom, billionaire Playboy or overemphasis scientist.

I find your defense tactics wanting.

I received a text message from Lonely MO 15 stating that Lard Lad is attacking our not so fair city.

I submit.

I will not lose the eating contest at Duff Brewery, especially not to your father.

I wish I had a Fazer.

I'm weak.

I've wasted my life.

If I were a Ripper of Batman, I might check out what's going on in the forest.

Is there a word in Klingon for loneliness? Ah, yes.

It depends. Do you mean Batman or his frequent nemesis? Man bet.

It's cool you save the trees, but it's not like they were the ants after all.

It's the BLOB.

Keep it coming.

Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Look out. Excuse me, hot soup.

More pain.

My fantasy of meeting aliens did not include messing myself.

Nice work at the museum. Are you going to buy something or not?

Nice work video game guy.

No, no, I don't think so.

Oh dear.

Oh yeah, right. Like I'm going to join your mob. I mean.

Oh, alien invasion Real original.

Oh, Simpson is better than me. That's fat.

Pardon me.

Personal space.

Power of the Giant Donut is ended. Dance, dance and rejoice.

Prepare for a Superman esque, a stomach bump.

Prepare for yet another failure.

Resistance is futile.

Sadly, I will deal with my eating contest defeat by snacking.

Save me Mary Worth.

Step aside for Jeff Albertson.

Step off.

Thank you for saving Sea Captain, you've always looked up to him.

Thank you. May I have another?

That's not a moon, that's Homer Simpson.

That's real original.

The Cave by the museum is an appropriate setting for a superheroes origin story.

They were not such a nerd.

This isn't bizarro world, so you lose.

This part man is much more impressive than the dance of the same name.

Watch it.

We'll celebrate with three pints of Haagen Dazs.

Welcome fellow Mentor member.

Well, if it isn't the voice of Poochy.

What happened to his bones?

Worst eating contestant ever.

Worst mob leader ever.

Worst video game cliche ever.

Worst video game ever.

Would have expected zombies to be attacking them all, but it's aliens. I will reserve judgment.

Yeah, I really want to talk to you.

Yes, I'll be waiting right here, Your Highness.

Yes, side Chewbub and Ricks seen it.

You found another cliche. Am I supposed to be impressed?

You must build instead of criticize.

You're right, of course. The beehive never went out of style.

Your credit to obsessive nerds everywhere.

Your inferior wish is unfortunately my command.

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