Green Eggs and Ham (2019) - Season 1 Edit

A bird's nested on Gluntz, and he's pecking her neck.

A born role model.

A bright eyed inventor with tons of promise.

A bus station!

A chickera?

A Chickeraffe does sound delish.

A Chickeraffe has escaped the Glurfsburg Zoo!

A Chickeraffe is proof positive

A Chickeraffe? But there are only 17 of them left in the world!

A Chickeraffe.

A clue had just put them on Sam and Guy's tail.

A conclusion I would've eventually come to on my own.

A couple more minutes here won't hurt, right?

A dozen Chickeraffes?

A fine farmer's market two days a week!

A four time varsity try athlete.

A fox guarding the hen house?

A freshly picked breakfast,

A friend like that, he'll put his life on the line for you.

A friendship blossomed that was quite unforeseen.

A friendship like Sam's is super contagious.

A jailbird!

A little.

A lot.

A narrator muter? These people have no idea what I do. This is my craft...

A pet would be cool!

A random visitor at this hour?

A real smuntz.

A recipe for success.

A ride out of this pit.

A role model to role models.

A setting sun means only one thing.

A Sparkerator.

A story about giving new things a try.

A town known as Glurfsburg might catch your eye.

A way to track Sam

A wild, scary beast!

A wizard of manipulation...

A wonderful idea.

A world class heist uoso.

A worm.

About a guy named, uh, Ghee.

About how much you love your son!

About my one moment of weakness.

Abso tootly.

Absolutely not!

Absolutely out of this world gala,

Absolutely splendid!

Absolutely, private conversation buddy.

Absolutely!

Absolutely.

Across is much better.

Actually, I can. I just can't believe I was stupid enough to trust you.

Adorable little fella, isn't he?

Afraid he's busy, hombre.

After you, sir.

Afternoon, Donna.

Again, we're not eating it.

Again. Corn...

Agent Gluntz.

Ah ah ah. That's your hupset voice.

Ah ha!

Ah ha! Hand fizzed by master fizzers for 17 years.

Ah ha.

Ah, bittersweet agony.

Ah, bummer.

Ah, Gluntz.

Ah, good thinking, trav buddy.

Ah, sick burn!

Ah, we meet again.

Ah, why not?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! He's greater!

Ah! I can open it!

Ah! I was just talking about you.

Ah! So close.

Ah! What was that?

Ah! You and your partner getting out of town to lay low?

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. This is nice.

Aha! J'accuse!

Ahem.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahoy there, friendos!

Ahoy. Abandon ship.

Aka Dr. Linda Schwartz.

Aka Flim Flam I Am.

Aka his grand ball.

Aka Sham Shamford.

Aka the Furry Foot Bandit.

All because of one tiny, little flea.

All because you wanted to try something new.

All folded into a giant egg.

All good, AB!

All I see is a desperate little man on that wall.

All I want to do is to be able to give that same feeling to you.

All it takes is a dash of Sam, a pinch of Guy.

All nice and toasty in that dirt.

All of 'em yacking at you,

All right, big fella,

All right, buddy. Take it easy.

All right, buddy. You're up.

All right, fine, it's an invention.

All right, listen up, people.

All right, Mr. Jenkins, let's get you dried off.

All right, Mr. Jenkins.

All right, Mr. Jenkins.

All right, what's the plan to bust you outta here?

All right!

All right!

All right! Woo hoo! I'm going to Meepville!

All right.

All right.

All that failure has made his hope nearly run dry.

All the ingredients for a bright, successful future

All the way to Meepville.

All we have to do now is climb over that oddly placed

All we have to do now is climb over that oddly placed

Allow me to confirm, sir.

Almost done!

Almost.

Aloha, amigo!

Also big help in the foyer, hallways. Huge in walk in closets.

Also he asks that I compliment you on your hat specifically.

Also not.

Also, a few more of these sweetles?

Also, my neighbor Phyllis says her fruit loaf is homemade,

Also, watch Mr. Jenkins.

Also, you never talked about your folks.

Although, Guy Jr. is the clear front runner at the moment.

Always have been.

Always ready to lend a helping hand or two.

Always.

Am I right?

Am I.

Am I's, tell me about Am You's.

Amazing!

An idea? Like, for an invention?

And a Cantaloupeapult to get rid of our cantaloupes.

And a frosty, cold, iced chocolate for you.

And a hope man is helpful,

And a pet, too!

And a piece of it broke when they were torn apart.

And a security system,

And a skinny half caf latte, please.

And a spoon.

And a tap when it called for a high fiving thonk.

And a tree stump de rooter!

And an almost tangible aura of failure.

And an award winning community theater program.

And are left with no possible way to track their undeterminable whereabouts

And barrel roll out of the car when you get a chance, would ya?

And be a breadwinner like your grandpa, all right?

And burnt his briefcase at the end of his rope.

And bus stations.

And clearly share a very special bond.

And completely self motivated.

And deliver it directly to the Bigman.

And didn't you guys just meet?

And downtown, you know, it's super busy on Bangsday.

And driblets are the best part!

And even if I was, it is not possible.

And for that, I'm deeply sorry.

And get that target,

And Guy's brothers here are real movers and shakers.

And ham.

And have you even considered the possibility that he's a felon?

And he gave them to me for free.

And he was all like, "No, they're all frea..."

And he's getting on a balloonzler!

And he's hurt that this supreme dream team is breaking apart.

And he's snuzzling me.

And her daughter?

And here he is with his first tooth.

And here was his buddy, refusing to scram.

And here, let me... no, no, no. Let me show you. Here.

And hey, they need to be dried off. Fluff away.

And how many jobs have you done?

And how much would a balloon ticket cost, roughly in bruckles?

And I am perfectly happy raising you as a strong, single Sam.

And I became an Honorary Wildlife Protector.

And I cut my teeth on the soft numbers...

And I feel amazing!

And I hope we see them again soon, but they are not the surprise.

And I keep trying them.

And I love it.

And I mean, you seem to have a... a remedial semblance of a social order,

And I promised I'd watch out for you.

And I shall prove it to you,

And I should have come back here more often.

And I shouldn't have followed you.

And I thought that...

And I turned it off.

And I was like, "Ah, ha, ha, ha."

And I was like, "Really? 'Cause they're you're family

And I will eat them here and there.

And I will eat them in a box,

And I will eat them in a house,

And I will eat them in the rain, and in the dark, and on a train!

And I will eat them with a fox!

And I will eat them with a mouse!

And I would eat them on a boat,

And I would eat them with a goat,

And I'll need a bruckle to start it up.

And I'll never, ever forget you.

And I'll take mine over hard.

And I'll take that Chickeraffe.

And I'm an aspiring Paint Watcher.

And I'm stuck here with you!

And I've been saving a bottle of Fizzy Pop for just such an occasion.

And if Sandra knew I took the...

And if that thing falls, he'll go ka splew it!

And if the Goat gets his hooves on the target before us...

And if you can hear me,

And if you haven't noticed, we're in the middle of nowhere.

And in a car, and in a tree,

And in the car, and in jail.

And it hurt you...

And it was reserved for the rarest of all.

And it's a good thing I did let you hang around,

And it's all thanks to you.

And it's extra itchy.

And it's gonna save us! Look!

And it's my pleasure.

And it's yours if...

And Jenkins's begins on an island secluded.

And just for the record, I never liked you.

And last night, there was a was it in your closet.

And leave Mr. Jenkins with me.

And let me just say...

And let them stick around.

And like it or not, he's depending on us to get that tie off that fox.

And make it snappy. I have an appointment upstairs.

And may I just say, it has been sick!

And my general disposition for any traces of exhilaration or whimsy.

And my one last job is almost over.

And my partner here is...

And nope!

And now I really do want to be a Paint Watcher.

And now it's all over.

And now they're on a boat?

And now you are...

And now, for a little slideshow.

And now...

And nowhere to hide!

And one for a Mr. Travel Buddy, Guy Am I.

And one of them is headed this way.

And PS, they're especially good here.

And rethink their entire lives!

And right about then,

And right now, he's desperate to take off and roam.

And right over there is a narrator muter!

And seventeenths!

And she'd make shadow puppets on the wall.

And so did Guy.

And some firm plans to meet up in Meepville,

And taking him home!

And that I'm sorry about the juice that I spilled on the rug!

And that's it.

And that's when she found it.

And the Chickeraffe, too.

And the counters have counted their very last beans.

And the cutest little hat!

And the deranged lunatic from the side of the road.

And the Goat's taking Jenkins straight to Snerz's wall,

And the lights.

And the Llama Gnu.

And the only reason I said it was to protect you and E.B.

And the only thing I've ever succeeded at...

And the six times before that.

And then blow bubbles with the us gum.

And then finally, add details.

And then maybe her mom won't hate you so much.

And then they fall off and die.

And then, gradually, you darken those lines.

And then, it blows up right in your face.

And there is, after all, safety in numbers.

And there's no one to help me, and I really need a ride to Meep...

And there's still a chance I could find mine.

And there's the hitch in this ingenious plan.

And they are really, really good at blowing bubbles.

And they finally made their way out.

And they hate to see you throw that away.

And they just got worse.

And they will attack us.

And thirds!

And this is what I did.

And this Thing a ma Dave oughta do the trick.

And we always will.

And we are good.

And we are officially unstrangered.

And we both bought it!

And we can't give up the Chickeraffe!

And we rule these woods, okay?

And we're gonna have a great time!

And we're gonna have fun together.

And we're good! See?

And we're here for Guy Am I.

And we've never been the same since.

And whatever you do, don't spill the beans to Michellee.

And when I try to be honest, suddenly, I'm Randy.

And when I was a little Snerz,

And when it is,

And when you see what I'm about to show you,

And where would someone go to make money in this town?

And whilst we're at it, it wouldn't hurt to fry up

And who might you be?

And why are you on all fours?

And wins a real, live, wild Chickeraffe?

And yes, the big city can be dangerous.

And you actually bought that?

And you are all under arrest.

And you can't choose your family or really even leave them.

And you know what's fun?

And you need someone to look after you.

And you still couldn't do it.

And you're a weird adult

And you're sure that's where he lives?

And you've been using me to get in good with her.

And you've stolen my wallet at least three times!

And your imaginary friend, Reggie, who she pretended was real?

And your recorder invention thingy didn't even...

And, phew, who knows what else.

And, sir, I'm gonna take my GE & H

And, um, I can ride an occycle with no hands.

And..

And... earthy.

And... he's stupefied.

And... there.

Animal friends who'd be with him...

Annoying little man...

Annoying!

Another order of green eggs and ham!

Any hobbies?

Any ideas?

Any last words before we net you up?

Any later, and you would've been the dead weight, you see,

Anybody sees you, we're in big trouble.

Anyhoo, as a Quintuple Stainless Member,

Anything for such a lovely pair of BADGUYS.

Anything I need to know about this?

Anyway, after that, I climbed the corporate ladder,

Anyway, good luck with the rest of your travel, Mr. Lunatic!

Anyway, I'm sorry I can't help you with your case,

Apologies!

Apologies!

Apparently, someone has chewed through our control panel,

Are doing for that trusting, innocent Chickeraffe.

Are headed this way.

Are those, by any chance, insured?

Are we almost there?

Are we by chance meeting up with Sam and...

Are we dead, Mom?

Are you joking?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you nuts? I'm not gonna...

Are you nuts? It's a bottomless ravine

Are you out there, E.B.?

Are you ready to feel the Wheel of Insanity?

Are you ready to get this show on the road?

Are you serious?

Are you sure it is the right...

Are you sure?

Are you writing?

Are you... Rash Girl?

Aren't you, boys?

Armed with WMDs.

Arr!

Arr.

As a completely different, yet equally impressive person.

As a Paint Watcher.

As a stockholder, I demand answers!

As long as it's AnyOldWhereButHere.

As long as that beast of yours promises to leave me alone!

As long as there's a bed, I'll be happy.

As long as we're origin storying,

As long as you buy me a car!

As soon as this train ride is over,

As we celebrate another year at SnerzCo,

As well as our PA...

As you will see in the following demonstration,

At a time when there is more hunger than mercy in this world.

At least things can't get any worse.

At least we can't get any wetter.

At least you're the best at something, right?

At our Glurfsburg location

At the bottom of a very, very deep pit!

Attach the Wimble to the Wumph Joint. Puts a Flurm bolt on a Zilzonator.

Attention. Submarine resurfacing.

Available now at all good book shops, and the bad book shops, too.

Avalanche buddy.

Avast and set sail on the 17 seas of flavor.

Aw! That was so close.

Aww!

Aww.

Aww.

Aww.

Aww. Hey there, little guy.

Baa rup! Baa rup!

Back when I was a kid, I built one with my mom.

Back when my things actually worked.

Back when you were very little, your dad and I lived here in Meepville,

BADGUY College.

Bah bah bah!

Bah.

Bamboozle McHoaxypants?

Bang.

Barf!

Be right back. Fine.

Be sure not to take off so soon!

Bean counters to the stage. Corporate stooges remain seated.

Bean go. Get it?

Beans.

Beautiful. We're not on the menu.

Because deep down, you know you have become Rash Girl.

Because fleas have been known to scare Chickeraffes.

Because Guy said,

Because I don't have one. Because my mom won't let me.

Because I just found a vending machine

Because I know how to build one of these?

Because I saw your dad the other day at the supermarket.

Because I thought you were Guy, the exploding inventor.

Because I would've killed you.

Because I've tried.

Because if she did,

Because if so, you should attempt to catch it!

Because inside that case would be his new friend.

Because it methodically distracted you.

Because it was a long time ago,

Because it was quiet.

Because it's why I started saving my money in this ziggy bank.

Because nobody's...

Because of you, I'm a felon, I nearly drowned,

Because that's the fun part.

Because the last time I saw you,

Because the two of us are hittin' the road!

Because there's nothing to forgive.

Because they know how great and creative you are,

Because we're a great team.

Because we're all packed up over here.

Because we're talking about fun.

Because you and I are in big trouble with the Bigman.

Because you can still invent us out of this jam.

Because you were right. We're not a team.

Because you're all invited to my luxurious, stupendous,

Because you're no fun!

Because, as I always say,

Because... I never had a family.

Before I have to introduce you to Bad Gluntz.

Before I'd leave my best friend behind.

Before she stops singing!

Before splitting off in 17 different directions.

Before the car hit that giant lake straight ahead.

Being an artist.

Believe me, I know.

Believe me, I tried.

Believe me.

Belly all full of delicious ties.

Best day ever!

Best friend to super best friend,

Best friend to super best friend,

Best friends on the run.

Bestest carnival food ever. Wanna try?

Bet he gets that from you.

Bet they have hot cocoa, just waiting for us.

Better beat that ferry to that dock

Better get used to bean puns if you're gonna date my mom.

Better talk fast, 'cause this pole's getting really heavy!

Big fella!

Big fella...

Big winner!

Big, crazy, scary rides!

Biology isn't a science, Guy.

Biology isn't a science, Guy.

Blech!

Blech!

Blissfully unaware that we're trapped and doomed.

Blowing bubbles is no big whoop.

Bohemians, thrill seekers, and strangers.

Boing! Handspring!

Bon appétit.

Boo!

Boom!

Boom! That was a status bomb, suckers!

Boop!

Boop.

Boulder type of structure positioned directly atop us.

Breadwinner!

Breaking news on the baby eating monster

Briefcase? I mean, am I? I I don't think so.

Briefcase? What briefcase?

Bright side, people in jail get in really good shape.

Bring them in for a landing! The hangar is open!

Bruckles from heaven!

Building friction in order to spark a fire.

Bureau of Animal Defense, Glurfsburg Upper Yipville Section.

But a conspicuous absence of you!

But a couple of days ago, when I was in jail,

But compared to a Chickeraffe,

But did you know...

But didn't you say you launched the beans out the ceiling?

But don't forget the Goat about to splat our guys flat!

But don't get too comfortable,

But don't worry. She won't tell anyone.

But E.B.'s not listening, 'cause...

But for once, it was Guy thinking...

But green eggs and ham are the most deliciousist, nutritiousist,

But Guy needed something to help pay the rent.

But have you ever had green eggs and ham with a fox?

But have you ever seen anything more adorable in your entire life?

But he does feel.

But he seems so restless.

But his pets were his most belovedest treasures.

But his words crushed poor Sam,

But honestly, guys...

But how could you sell Mr. Jenkins?

But how do we get all the way up there?

But I can't.

But I don't think you do

But I don't want them, here or otherwise.

But I have a best friend and a defenseless animal who need me.

But I knew you couldn't abandon your best friend.

But I need to get you to Meepville.

But I promise you, this is my last one ever.

But I really do need to arrest you now.

But I think it's safe to say it won't be until well after SnerzDay

But I thought now might be a good time.

But I thought you were looking forward to seeing Meepville.

But I wasn't always the man you see before you.

But I would rather my little boy never forgive his own mother

But I... I thought we agreed.

But I'll be watching you the whole time.

But I'm afraid Hervey never looked at me the same after that

But I'm afraid your card has been reported stolen.

But I'm also considering Chickpea or Guy Jr. Just spitballing.

But I'm certain I wouldn't enjoy those either.

But I'm gonna go with the green eggs and ham.

But I'm gonna try.

But I'm just gonna keep this edible joy right here for when you change your mind.

But I'm sure it won't work.

But I'm very blue.

But I've only got one room left.

But is it okay if I stay with you for just one more minute?

But is there any way you could at least try to forgive me?

But it is not easy.

But it looks like their stories will have separate ends.

But it still wouldn't be his home.

But it was dumb,

But it's not true, E.B. I am... fun.

But it's really store bought.

But just look at no one and talk to no one.

But last night with Guy, over chit chat and beans,

But lucky for him, this cop was polite.

But man and beast...

But Mom, look at him.

But most importantly, I could be embarrassed

But Mr. Jenkins could have gotten hurt.

But my Briefcase Buddy here is still waiting on an oatmush.

But my mom... Get this. She acted like he was real.

But no plan.

But no, I had to turn around and save you.

But now, when my Chickeraffe arrives,

But once you watch it, you describe what you see in vivid detail.

But one thing is missing!

But Sam did a snap when he needed a clonk,

But Sam, he's... he's a bumbling fool,

But someone didn't believe me.

But sometimes you have to do it, even when it's scary.

But stuff blowing up is a valid complaint.

But that sneak had been lying to him from the start!

But that's no excuse!

But the name is kind of misleading.

But the plan now is to reunite Jenkins with his family on Chickeraffe Island!

But the same can't be said of those large slapping turtles!

But the thing where you were like, "Ho, ho, ho! Ha, ha, ha!"

But the truth is my heart just couldn't bear

But then that twist at the end?

But they will chew us up like gum,

But they're...

But this I guarantee:

But this last one was for a good reason: to get Mr. Jenkins home.

But this one...

But this story about your son and the Flemur, is it true?

But to figure out how, he'd need help from E.B.

But today, he's gonna give it...

But try not to laugh,

But unfortunately this time, the answer was nope.

But we all know they're for you.

But we can make a vegan version of your favorite meal.

But we can't make it up that thing.

But we're still wanted men, and you spent all our money.

But we're under the water now.

But what about the sheet tent story with your mom?

But what happens to me?

But when?

But you and I are responsible for that Chickeraffe out there,

But you are safe and sound right here in this car with me.

But you can't make it big

But you could.

But you have turned my life into a nightmare.

But you really hurt me back at the cabin, and...

But you still got a rope ladder.

But you two should leave right now.

But you're hardly civilized.

But you're ignoring it, because you have no idea what fun is.

But you're still a fox.

But you're the BADGUYS.

But your family..

But your perfect record, sir.

But your travel buddy, Sam, he doesn't seem safe.

But, Mom...

But...

But... But!

But... counter proposal, maybe I could just stay here.

But... I'm gonna miss the big fella.

But... you can't why?

By attache, of course, I mean briefcase.

By describing my past in great detail.

By my great great...

By myself?

By people you mean your family, and I'm sure they'd...

By SnerzDay!

By the food he had snacked.

By the way, hope you don't mind, I helped myself to your toothbrush.

By the way, Michellee,

Bye, Mr. Jenkins! I'll never forget you!

Bye.

Cafe, bistro, chow shack, gravy trough,

Call up the Bigman, and admit we lost the targets,

Can I at least fluff his feathers when you're done?

Can I at least say goodbye to Mr. Jenkins first?

Can I get a large shake to go?

Can I help you?

Can I? No.

Can we get more blankets over here?

Can you believe they made one that small?

Can you dig it?

Can you feel that?

Can you go get my mom?

Can you hear me, Guy?

Can you hear me?

Can you imagine two hours of this?

Can you not see the roll I'm on? Now, spill the beans!

Can you see me?

Can you tell us about him?

Can't have friends in our business.

Can't wait to try them in Meepville!

Can't we just let them in until it stops raining?

Can't you trust me on this one?

Captain Bigman, but...

Care to comment on the Flerz?

Care to try our signature challenge dish, the Ham Egg Edon?

Careful with my stone!

Careful! That bowl's hot!

Carnival, here we come!

Certainly couldn't leave E.B. back in Glurfsburg.

Certainly, not my best friend.

Chad Bernacke!

Cheese stuffed bamboo?

Chew me! Chew me! I'm the least impressive.

Chickeraffe catching apparatus complete.

Chickeraffe delivery imminent.

Chickeraffe fever.

Chickeraffe guys.

Chickeraffe! Where is it?

Chickeraffe?

Chickeraffe. Freshly molted.

Chickeraffe. They have the animal

Chickeraffe...

Chickeraffes can't fly!

Chickeraffes walk on two feet, Mom.

Chickeraffes.

Child, Sam and I need to have an adult conversation, so if you wouldn't mind...

Classic leg humor.

Clearly, the brains of the operation.

Cliff?

Close the curtain!

Coffee?

Collector?

Come again soon.

Come and knock down my milk bottles. Three tries for a bruckle.

Come back here, Chickeraffe!

Come back here!

Come back!

Come on out, amigos.

Come on, a warm cabin.

Come on, buddy! Jump!

Come on, E.B.

Come on, Mr. Jenkins, I have so much to tell you.

Come on, Mr. Jenkins.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! I'm starving. How about some breakfast?

Come on! If I go down, you go down with me.

Come on! Let's skedaddle!

Come on! Tell me where we're going.

Come on! There's something really cool

Come on! We were having so much fun back at the carnival.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. Hurry it up!

Come on. How do you know you won't like it if you've never tried it?

Come on. Move it.

Come on. Quit screwing around and start unscrewing around.

Come on. The Elanabeth I know doesn't need a television to have a good time.

Come on. You need energy to finish your big mission!

Come to the table, sweetie. It's time for lunch.

Come with me, Mr. Jenkins.

Comin' through!

Coming right up.

Coming up on the road.

Commence feeling inferior!

Congratulations!

Consider it done.

Cops are coming.

Cops!

Cops!

Cordon bleu!

Corn is...

Corn.

Corn...

Cotton, nylon, flannel, even the poly rayon blend.

Could barely afford the half off menu.

Could it be time to start watching paint?

Could it be true? Was it all just a scam?

Could spin such an inventive yarn right off the top of his noggin.

Couldn't agree more.

Craziest ride at the carnival.

Creating a whole new identity

Cronies!

Cut the pleasantries.

D Don't hurt me! I I I'll tell you anything!

Da da da da. Hmm mm.

Daddy loves you, too.

Dangerously safe.

Dare I say, I'm the other brains. Yep.

Darn right, we are! BADGUY proud!