The Boys - Season 3 Edit

A Actually, show her the routine.

A Alex? Uh...

A and you hid in that ball pit right over there,

A big endorsement for him with Terminex.

A big, important congresswoman to help me.

A boy.

A certain rising star

A classified lab destroyed.

A cleaning crew sterilized the site

A deeply...

A defense and pharmaceutical company.

A Democrat who reaches across the aisle...

A disproportionate number of murders.

A dose of Novichok.

A family. Nesting, you know.

A farm girl from Kansas.

A farm, ideally.

A fine choice. Yeah.

A fucking little poof all your life.

A fucking Muslim in The Seven?

A fuckup?

A group called the Stormchasers

A guy's cock and blew him to bits.

A hell of a week to fall off your Peloton.

A hero at VoughtLand...

A known terrorist with the Shining Light Liberation Army,

A lad like you don't want no part of it.

A little better informed.

A little respect, Stan.

A little.

A lot more are wounded.

A massive 44% uptick with white males in the Rust Belt.

A monkey will want to be than right here.

A more purposeful life, Mr. Adana.

A Musical Journey"

A mystery.

A nation betrayed.

A natural born leader.

A notorious human trafficking ring.

A nun. And if there's one thing I know...

A phone when you're teleporting all day, innit, love.

A project that is near and dear to my heart.

A rekindled pasión with Starlight?

A right cunt named Homelander.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

A role model for little girls everywhere.

A six , seven point bump

A state of the art interactive learning experience.

A stern reprimand, some FCC fines, nothing serious.

A strong, proud lesbian who pioneered the way

A super abled heart.

A team up.

A thousand times before.

A toxic personality, Deep.

A Train to Africa.

A Train told me about your little plots.

A Train, get out of here.

A Train, it's been over a year since you've raced.

A Train, where you going? Almost ready to shoot.

A Train.

A Train.

A Train.

A Train's Turbo Rush Energy Drink.

A trial run for what?

A UNICEF ambassador.

A united front right now.

A VNN special report.

A weapon, you'll not be surprised to hear.

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

About 12 floors below you in the Tower

About a poor kid from the streets of South Philly.

About all the collateral you caused then.

About all the ways that I can contribute around here.

About any of it. My pops, none of it.

About ten minutes.

About this team up, yeah?

About two miles in, due west.

About your little holiday down in Nicaragua.

Above the tree line and find our position.

Absolument pas.

Absolutely hated it.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely, we are.

Absolutely.

Accidents happen, uh, things break...

Actually busting me out.

Actually my father owned half the steel mills in the state.

Actually, according to my contract with Mr. Edgar,

Actually, I invited you both.

Admit it's Soldier Boy

Afghanistan is ours.

After everything that I've done for that man.

After finding each other on 4chan,

After the Marathon Man premiere.

After the PR hole you dug for yourself this past year,

After the tragic drowning

After this.

After what you done to my Becca. Did you ever think about that?

After you p p p paralyzed Lewis Frankel?

After your last TED talk, Vanity Fair called you

Against Mr. Edgar.

Against the encroaching Red Menace.

Ah, bollocks.

Ah, don't you worry about that, guv.

Ah, fuck you!

Ah, just, uh, had a naff night, that's all.

Ah, that's it.

Ah, well,

Ah, yeah. Right you are.

Ah! Here we are.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Tell you what. You guys,

Ah... hey!

Ah... It's okay.

Ain't no team for me to hold together no more, Butcher.

Ain't nothing like this.

Ain't nothing.

Ain't protecting shit, all right?

Ain't that a bitch.

Alex!

Alex! Oh, my God.

Alex?

Alive this whole time?

All I know is that if I didn't check the burners

All in a day's work for a young ward, innit?

All my arms?

All my life, people have tried to control me.

All my life, people have tried to control me.

All of them.

All of you, stay back!

All over the place.

All right, all right. No, that's enough here.

All right, I'll see you later.

All right, inside. Both y'all.

All right, lad, how are you? You all right?

All right, let's be off then, eh?

All right, let's have it.

All right, mate?

All right, mate?

All right, remember,

All right, so now, I would like to bring out our cocaptains.

All right, so once a year, a bunch of C listers

All right, well, regardless,

All right, well, uh, let's go again.

All right, well, unfortunately, it won't be either of you two.

All right, well...

All right, you know what?

All right, you lot.

All right!

All right?

All right?

All right?

All right? And wash your hands.

All right? Fuck.

All right? Maybe this isn't

All right? Please, just just...

All right? We were in Nicaragua,

All right? You need us.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Easy, mate.

All right. Go ahead.

All right. Go get your backpack.

All right. Keep your hair on.

All right. So where can we get some?

All right. Yeah.

All righty, everyone.

All she needs now is a vagina.

All that Nazi shit on Stormfront?

All that's left is for Starlight to say yes.

All the races and the endorsements.

All the shit I swallowed for years... I mean, the band,

All the V does is just

All these years, you weren't protecting me.

All those years...

All you got to know is,

Alleyway, East 12th and Broadway.

Allez.

Alone in the bad room,

Along with my cocaptain Starlight,

Also, we we don't have to do this naked.

Although I did actually wear the suit once

Although that's how me and Maeve started out,

Always and only for you.

Always felt you got railroaded

Always has been. Belongs to us, not him.

Always have been.

Always thought it was bollocks.

Am I really seeing what I'm seeing?

Amazing. Uh, what do you think of our second choice?

Ambrosius says she wants to taste you.

America is safe.

Amigo, el honor es todo mío, hermano.

Amp up all that shit that's already inside.

An accident.

An explosion just rocked midtown Manhattan.

An explosion rocked Midtown Manhattan.

An untested drug from Vought.

And a camera crew? Come on, man.

And a little Mr. Wizard know how

And a mommy, and a daddy, and a boo hoo hoo.

And a rebrand. Oh, this late in the game.

And a...

And action on Dolly.

And all that fucking changes

And all this time,

And all we ask in return

And all your agents will get killed if you don't.

And and and and giving and taking.

And and get back to you.

And and live your lives.

And and really great you guys are still...

And and you need those to find them.

And and...

And as a sign of my commitment to you all, I am donating

And as fate would have it, we are headed there, so...

And audience testing,

And bag your trash,

And Becca...

And blowing up Midtown?

And by golly, we'll get you through this, too.

And case you two forgot...

And competent leadership, sir.

And delivered her like a fucking Christmas turkey,

And do your only job and find out

And don't tense up when you hit the high notes.

And end this.

And even if I were, what would there be to approve of?

And even if we did, I I wouldn't take it.

And every piece of intel she asked for.

And fight alongside the Contra rebels.

And for better or worse...

And for that...

And for the Gen Z's,

And for the rest of her life,

And fuck Homelander, and fuck Vought

And get back on the fucking Lexapro.

And get the fuck out of here, all right?

And get the fuck out. Easy peasy.

And giving you all a chance

And granny fucker are gonna finish this fucking job.

And guess what.

And guess what. If they can control me,

And he can fly.

And he hurls it through our house,

And he loves to be punished

And he never fought back for her or anything.

And he probably never has.

And he will,

And he, you know, took your virginity, so why would I worry?

And he's dating Starlight.

And he's gonna f... oh, fucking, you fucking stupid...

And he's gonna kill my family.

And here it is.

And Homelander.

And I almost did the same thing to her.

And I am just talent, and they all know I'm a fraud.

And I am so sorry for that.

And I am very excited for everyone to meet the real me.

And I don't want you to lose your shit.

And I even sorted Gunpowder for you.

And I find Maeve.

And I get stinking rich selling it.

And I had a heck of a time trying to find you, buddy, I...

And I had to act quickly to save innocent lives.

And I hated every second I spent

And I have to apologize for him every time.

And I have to bow out.

And I help you.

And I loved you.

And I need the room, so away we go.

And I realize that when you've made an unforgivable mistake,

And I really can do whatever the fuck I want.

And I respect the chain of command, but this?

And I still know a few people.

And I suppose it's "pure coincidence"

And I thought you and your mates at the Kremlin

And I want to help you.

And I was high.

And I will make this worth your while.

And I will never tell a soul where that is.

And I woke him up.

And I, for one, would like to thank you, Homelander,

And I...

And I'll always watch out for you.

And I'll get out of this itchy suit.

And I'll help you with this Homelander.

And I'll help you with this Homelander.

And I'll stand by our mujahideen brothers until the end.

And I'll take my approval points with me.

And I'll tell you something,

And I'll walk.

And I'm all about family.

And I'm all right.

And I'm counting on coked out Eurotrash.

And I'm gonna hit up Gunpowder.

And I'm gonna make it crystal clear

And I'm still that kid.

And I'm telling you that you need to evacuate the Tower now.

And I'm... I'm done.

And I've been calling you literally every five minutes.

And if it's temporary,

And if they do, we'll deal with them.

And if they find out, I'll put you in a fucking coma.

And in case you forgot, I just saved your life.

And in return we're getting Cold Snap, Stacker and Airburst.

And in return, you help me goose my numbers.

And in the coming days,

And in the end,

And innovation to this corporation.

And it felt good.

And it was like... it was like I was back

And it'll be all over the Interweb within an hour.

And it's already The Bold and the Batshit.

And it's as if you're reading fucking John Grisham.

And Little Orphan Alky

And look at you. You look amazing!

And Maeve is still missing. And you know what?

And Maeve, they say Maeve is in rehab,

And Maeve...

And make a fucking decision.

And Marlon Brando was apparently balls deep in me.

And maybe on an old flame.

And me.

And my arm still kills.

And my grandpa...

And my Sergei does not leave a witness behind.

And no one can stop me.

And nobody on this earth knows that better than me.

And not move until he said so.

And not some weak,

And now he's...

And now I do, too.

And now I look at you, I I'm just...

And now this coldhearted shit you said to Kimiko?

And now you blink?

And now you want to be Motherfucking Theresa?

And now you want to be their Ronald McDonald?

And now, for the most delicious part.

And now, I'll get us through this.

And now, if you will all excuse us,

And one more thing.

And only a couple of times.

And pass out in the whorehouse.

And pop, pop.

And pretty much the rest of them, too.

And promised me Homelander's head.

And provided evidence of crimes committed within Vought

And put that little cunt on his side.

And put them in the bird feeder when she wasn't looking.

And put us up on the fucking shelf?

And release it. You were right.

And save Butcher.

And saved us all.

And second of all, this bed has seen two Jaclyns.

And setting his sights on American Hero.

And seven other heroes, Maeve, seven.

And she has the highest rescue stats

And she is just truly Brave Maeve, isn't she?

And she made the ultimate sacrifice

And she's located the lab.

And she's on her way here right now with a search warrant

And so do I.

And sometimes they are

And take control of the situation.

And tell me how many doses have you taken?

And thanks to Congresswoman Neuman for joining us tonight.

And that congresswoman might split your pretty little buns.

And that got quite spicy.

And that little cousin fucker hick town

And that means that we do whatever it takes to win.

And that they pumped me full of poison,

And that was a long time ago.

And that way it draws Soldier Boy directly to the...

And that whole time, he weren't nothing

And that you're not afraid to...

And that's got to be worth something.

And that's when Dana Whitmyre says Blue Hawk

And that's why I am so proud to have her on my team.

And that's why we brought you in.

And that's your fault.

And the capuchin from Outbreak.

And the crime just happens to be i in Black neighborhoods.

And the EBITDA margins, okay?

And the lies, and this happens.

And the man of the hour himself, Homelander!

And the most idiotic of them all...

And the newest member of The Seven is...

And the only fucking dose on the eastern seaboard.

And the people who say they are?

And the Soldier Boy thing really takes the cake.

And the tics and the compulsions.

And the Vought board decided it was time for a change.

And the Vought Rifle Association,

And then check the local pharmacies.

And then critical infrastructure

And then he can't hurt you.

And then Hughie will jump us to where the cunts are.

And then I got you.

And then she had to save me again.

And then there's you.

And then they go and make Starlight cocaptain.

And then they return right back to normal.

And then using the profits to buy more weapons.

And then where do you want to go?

And then you, me,

And then,

And then, well,

And there it is, sick fuck.

And these fucking assholes boosted it.

And they are the ones pulling the strings.

And they get me into Dr. Vought's

And they had those... I mean, those yards of margarita...

And they know when the media is lying to them.

And they never have.

And they want us dead.

And they're all tearing you up.

And they're coming here to free Maeve!

And they're dangerous.

And this "whatever it takes" crap.

And this mugger came up behind me.

And to control so little.

And to the man, they said

And together, we can imagine a better world.

And unfortunately, they're everywhere.

And very special guest Soldier Boy!

And vote for Bob Singer. He's, uh, he's... great.

And Vought got full immunity.

And Vought sure as shit didn't.

And we all deserve paid vacation days, and a dental plan!

And we all make mistakes, right?

And we both know your dad.

And we can get out of here. Yeah.

And we did it the right way

And we got to put them cunts in a box

And we got you out of that little pickle.

And we have a shot.

And we tell ourselves a myth like Soldier Boy.

And we weren't married, so it felt weird having sex.

And we'll chat about Blue Hawk later.

And we're finished.

And we've seen the promised land.

And what are we doing this for?

And what did I get for it?

And what did the old man say then?

And what do you say to the mayor who wants to, uh,

And what does that Russian slag want with you?

And what happens?

And what makes you think that me,

And what would ease your pain?

And what you gonna do when you find him, eh?

And what you gonna do when you find him?

And what's that gonna do to Mum, hmm?

And when that happens, you have to discipline them

And why is that?

And why the fuck would you want me to be?

And yes, I know she's dead.

And you and me?

And you are super fucking stoned.

And you can come back to the crib with me.

And you check it out.

And you didn't do this.

And you don't want people to say that you're being racist, right?

And you have me.

And you know because you okayed the cover up.

And you know the baggage there, I...

And you know what, it happened so long ago,

And you might want to gargle my ball sack.

And you need to say no.

And you never said a fucking word.

And you read my file,

And you should do the same.

And you want to save the brat?

And you will get him back to me.

And you wouldn't like him if you did.

And you, Maeve.

And you'll never look back. Please.

And you're coming with me.

And you're gonna cook up

And you're gonna recant everything you said.

And you're just gonna be putting yourself

And you're too fucking stupid and and brainwashed

And you've known him your whole life.

And your blood smells funny, too.

And your family in danger.

And your fast cash shops and all of that.

And your little plot.

And Zoe?

And, finally, finally, I could have some real power

And, of course, my dear friend Black Noir...

And, two, eff Soldier Boy.

And, uh, and M.M., they need us.

And, uh, go to your movie theaters

And, uh, Gunpowder was his sidekick.

And, uh, TNT.

And, what, you got to play nice with the guy

And... it's true.

And... uh...

Anemic little part of you

Annie, Annie, Annie, just...

Annie, I don't want to hurt you.

Annie, I'm I'm so sorry.

Annie, listen.

Annie, please, just go.

Annie, what are you doing here?

Annie, you need me.

Annie!

Annie.

Annie. No, Annie.

Annie's in just as much danger.

Another nutter loose in the world, thanks to us.

Another time.

Another vacation to Russia?

Another woman scorned, after Homelander jilted her?

Answer me.

Answer me.

Any better, but I just...

Any concerns you may have.

Any idea what this Supe gun is

Any more of this garbage.

Anyone who's been hiding behind his little apron?

Anything a little extra special about today? Hmm?

Anything you need, Homelander.

Anyway, after that, I got Marlon to cut his quote

Anyway, I got to bounce. But the A Train's back, baby!

Anyway, I hope you know how much Homelander

Anyway, we are just so pleased, you know,

Apologies, sir. Of course.

Apologizing when I've done nothing wrong.

Appreciates your loyalty.

Are calling it the work of an unknown supervillain.

Are experts at exterminating shitbag Supes.

Are gonna be even bigger.

Are NOT true.

Are overstaying your welcome, but what welcome?

Are we clear?

Are you ever gonna get to the point?

Are you gonna sing all sexy for me on my birthday?

Are you having me followed?

Are you hungry?

Are you hurt?

Are you mad at me?

Are you okay?

Are you recording?

Are you sick?

Are you sure this place is secure?

Are you sure?

Are you there?

Around us because...

Art. Who can define it?

As a team.

As an ambassador from Planet Actual Woman,

As for you, 53% might DVR.

As he takes the A Train to Africa.

As long as I'm CEO of Vought,

As long as I'm CEO, he's under control.

As much "fat fuck" as possible, huh?

As promised.

As the next vice president, I will work hard

As the vice presidential candidate?

As the... as the kids in my classroom.

As well as Emeril Lagasse, Rascal Flatts, Supersonic,

As you know, superheroes often have to make,

As you know, the subject's skin has

Ashley tells me that you chose

Ashley thought we should get rid of most of them.

Ashley, take off that wig.

Ask the others. Ask the fucking CIA.

Asking for help, it's just not easy.

At all of those pageants.

At approximately 7:15 p.m.,

At cunnilingus. Yeah, his tongue

At first I hated the V

At how much a hit?

At how sensitive and insightful you really are.

At least I got to ass fuck Jane Wyman in the coat check.

At least take something for the pain.

At such a pivotal moment in, uh, Vought's history.

At the Beverly Hills Hotel, which I did.

At the very least, I'll get a couple of licks in.

At this time, we're still waiting

At VoughtLand...

At VoughtLand...

Attention. There has been a terrorist threat

Aunt Grace gets pissed when I'm wrong.

Aunt Grace wanted to get me a dog, but...

Aunt Grace?

Aw, fuck!

Aw, stop!

Aw. Jamie.

Away from everyone, including Soldier Boy.

Away from Janine.

Away from my goddamn face.

Away from you, but...

Awesome.

Babe, that was amazing.

Babe.

Baby, I'm sorry, but Daddy's got to go.

Baby, I'm sorry.

Back there. Who the fuck asked you for your opinion?

Back up.

Back when things were, uh,

Bad days do happen.

Bad news is, Termite's off the table.

Baja Fresh ain't shooting us

Bar fight on the Basque coast.

Barely lasts 24 hours.

Be a crying shame if your red meat faithful out there

Be honest.

Be like storming a Baja Fresh.

Be years before Ryan can take him on.

Beating up her stepfather.

Because he didn't tell me about you.

Because I allowed it to work.

Because I always have to be the weak one,

Because I am the Homelander.

Because I didn't choose it.

Because I still loved you.

Because I want to help you.

Because I was a fuck up.

Because if you step one inch out of line,

Because it happened to you?

Because it wouldn't end with him.

Because of this poison, this curse in my veins.

Because right now, I am so angry that I can't even breathe.

Because Soldier Boy is alive and he...

Because Soldier Boy is alive and he's real,

Because there's no one left to cover for you, either.

Because today is the day I saw you scared.

Because ultimately, everybody

Because Vought'll make sure the right man...

Because we gave you his heart.

Because we keep trying to do it the right way.

Because with me out of the way,

Because your soldiers will only be super...

Because, uh, well...

Becca don't care what I do.

Becca might still be alive.

Becca worked in the Tower.

Becca!

Been lost to a drug overdose

Been trying to stay away from all of it.

Before everything.

Before I go and fuck it all up.

Before me, he was Vought.

Before me, it was your daddy.

Before my wife finds out.

Before Stillwell came in.

Before they do it to us.

Before they feel like bendy straws again.

Before they were able to control them.

Before William Butcher, it was me.

Before you say anything,

Before your career.

Begging like a right cunt.

Begging to be taken off Payback

Ben?

Ben.

Besides,

Besides, you'd lose.

Bet your ass they can control you.

Betray you.

Better between us...

Better high than mental.

Between you and me, Soldier Boy did to singing

Bienvenidos, muchacho.

Big "L." Big "B."

Big fan.

Big word.

Bill Cosby is America's dad, and,

Billy, my boy,

Billy?

Billy.

Biologically, at least.

Bit O Honey.

Bitch of it is...

Black lives matter!

Black Noir's "Silent Screamer."

Blimey, you don't say?

Blimey.

Blink twice if I'm wrong.

Blood and bone.

Bloody death grip you got there.

Bloody hell, Janine. You shot up.

Blue Hawk curb stomped him so hard,

Blue Hawk curb stomped him so hard,

Blue Hawk went apeshit for no reason.

Blue Hawk will live on

Blue Hawk!

Blue Hawk?

Blue Hawk?

Blue Hawk.

Bonjour, Cherie.

Bonjour, Petit Hughie.

Bonjour.

Born poor on the mean streets of South Philadelphia,

Born spring 1981.

Both at sea and on land.

Both of them, and when you've finished

Boys, boys, boys.

Bravery is having fear,

Bravery isn't having no fear.

Break glass in case of emergencies, you know,

Break her bloody heart, is what it'd do.

Break time's over. That shag's not gonna vacuum itself.

Bright eyed like Dorothy in Oz.

Bro, come here.

Bro!

Bro.

Broken and fucked up man.

Brother lived a few houses up the street.

Brought Russian special forces with them.

Brought to you by Lean Lady frozen dinners, by Vought.

Brownstone filled with family.

Buddy, you think you look strong?

Bullets could stop my attack dog.

Bullshit.

Bush like a Pomeranian.

But all good things must come to an end,

But aren't you mad at me?

But because we're more than that.

But before the show, Annie and I snuck into a cantina.

But but...

But can we just skip to the part

But for Soldier Boy, it's a nap.

But he made sure I knew it.

But he shouldn't be using that kind of language.

But he'll get it.

But hey, it's your party. You can cry if you want to.

But Homelander is the one working

But how does that work, huh? 'Cause no way

But I ain't banged a blue hair since I was a lad.

But I am curious.

But I am gonna harvest your eggs.

But I am gonna tell you something,

But I am pitching the craziest twist.

But I do know the attorney general is an attention whore

But I don't know where else to go.

But I don't know.

But I don't use a plate when I eat