Mad Men - Season 3 Edit

A 5% sales bump in Detroit alone

A baby boy.

A lot of n****es prefer Admiral. I've done research.

A theft that I believe necessitates a conspiracy.

About our meeting this morning.

Admiral Television has no interest in becoming a colored television company.

All of Burt's successful accounts and I've been left with the dogs.

All right, Mrs. D****r, I'm going to need you to get on the bed

Am I being taken off the account?

Am I dying?

And ads on television geared to this market and white markets

And Becky ignored her,

And creatives are expected to be geniuses.

And he ruined her bladder.

And I don't know if you read it in the paper, but they passed a law

And I left out St. Louis and Kansas City, also growing.

And I might have overdone it, relating to Sally in that way.

And I think, "There they are, on the other side of the fence."

And I thought, "Every single one of these animals,

And I'm so grateful to you for all you've done.

And lay off of expense accounts.

And now I have to look them in the eye with nothing. Except maybe new creative.

And part of that is letting our creatives be unproductive until they are.

And Sally hit the back of her head and her face went into the spigot.

And Sally told Becky Pierson she should save some for the fish,

And tell me what this says to you? Look at the cities.

And the nurse said, "Don't forget.

And then Becky went after her... Hair pulling, scratching.

And then there'd be that baby. How could I love that baby?

And whatever you think of his solution, the problem he posed

And you know what else? If you hold an egg up and it has veins in it,

And you know what? Every one of them would blame their mom and dad.

And you put in for $70 and he put in for $82.

And?

Apparently, we're all backed up. No one will move forward without your approval.

Are we done with the flogging?

Are you aware of the number of hand jobs I'm gonna have to give?

Are you planning to give the baby the breast?

Are you sure?

Ask your mother. Tell her, Ruthie.

At Grey, an account man is expected to have ideas,

Atlanta, Oakland, Chicago, Detroit, Newark, DC.

Be happy with what you have.

Because I just want to put it behind us.

Because they think white people want them?

Because they're from the store.

Betts!

Boom and bust. Bull and bear. "I need a TV." "I have a TV."

Burt Peterson lived hard and loved hard. So, Harry here is an expert in media.

Burt Peterson's firing was undignified. Building security. That's all I'll say.

But I can tell you there's definitely something going on.

But I don't think it would be wrong of us to pursue it in some way.

But she says those eggs can never become a chicken,

But that kind of focused ambition is rare in advertising.

But they are. It seems illogical to me

But this bad behavior is new.

But you can go to the nursery and look in at your son. It's just down the hall.

By n****es, for n****es.

Campbell, this is beyond "No hard feelings."

Can I get some coffee?

Can I go in? Can I see her?

Can you pretend like you're back in the media department

Clients love to pay for media and creative needs pencils.

Color? Why did you get it?

Come on. The way you handled that Freddy Rumsen thing

Confirm a couple of rumors. Did he throw a desk chair against a window

Daddy!

Daddy?

Daily newspapers that go just to this market for pennies on the dollar.

Damn it, Paul, someone helped Ken cherry pick

Damn it, what is with you people? I don't know a damn thing!

Did he make a number two in a file cabinet?

Did you get any sleep?

Did you hear about Lois? You got a winner there, Kinsey.

Do you think I'm a bigot?

Do you want to go to the Mets game? Tickets and a watch.

Don't be a baby. You should be taking meetings like this twice a week.

Don't fight the urge to bear down.

Don't worry about it. I know what I'm doing.

Dr. Mendelowitz, the obstetrician, is on duty and will fill in.

Either you can do it or we will, but it's going to come out some way.

Elizabeth, shut your mouth. You'll catch flies.

Equal pay.

Especially with a kid, right?

Everybody in stripes.

Except that I actually have an Uncle Herman and he's 91.

Excuse me.

First, let's make sure it's not a false alarm.

Francine took the kids. Who was that?

Gene.

Go see your baby.

Greatjazz cities.

Hang in there, Betts.

Have you seen him? Have you been with him?

He went to Mama Leone's for his anniversary. Isn't that sweet?

He's never where you expect him to be.

Hello? Anyone home?

Hey.

His name is Eugene.

How do they know you're dangerous?

How was it?

How's Betty? She perform like a champ?

I am so bored.

I appreciate that both of you are here.

I bet you have a nightmare where you end up in Sing Sing, right? Everybody does.

I came in early to cover for a friend,

I can.

I can't. I can't. I can't do it.

I didn't know until I got here.

I didn't mean to upset your wife, and...

I didn't see any difference, I guess.

I don't know if anyone's ever told you that half the time

I don't know if this is the best time. I don't know. It's kind of serious.

I don't know if you can understand that.

I don't know if you heard, but I'm at Grey now.

I don't know why I'm calling. I'm embarrassing myself.

I don't know you.

I don't know, Duck. It doesn't sound like a good idea.

I don't think I could have been any clearer.

I don't think she missed a day. Did she go to the funeral?

I don't want another doctor. I want my doctor.

I don't want to get into trouble.

I don't want to get into trouble.

I don't want to talk to you this way. I've tried it before and it never works.

I even called in. Like the prison can't run without me.

I guess I can get a little caught up in things and lose perspective.

I guess what I'm asking is, has anything changed at home recently?

I have an RCA.

I have to watch what I do when I leave work, be careful not to bring it home.

I haven't seen anybody in an hour

I heard you were back at work, but now I wonder if that's true.

I heard you.

I invited you in.

I just don't know what I'd do.

I just want to know why you bought your TV.

I just want to know why you bought your TV.

I just...

I knew it was just a matter of time before you started with the questions.

I know he doesn't need clothes, but don't return it.

I know it's silly, but I seem to be having trouble with this pen.

I know that you're expecting a child, but she already has a little brother.

I left my lunch pail on the bus and I'm having a baby.

I left work this morning. I've been here all day.

I missed you so much.

I really just want everything to be okay when the baby comes.

I suppose I hadn't necessarily thought of it that way.

I suppose that's probably true.

I tell a lot of jokes at work. You hear some doozies.

I thought I'd bring you the minutes to the meeting, since you had to run off.

I want Dr. Aldridge.

I want to take you both with me to the promised land.

I was expecting the Piersons as well, but they're not coming. Please.

I wasn't sure where to put it all.

I won't waste your time. Haven't I always been on your side?

I'd have to make 1,000 to keep up with your department.

I'd like that in writing.

I'd like to have a gold watch one day, but I can't, you know?

I'll get it. Hello?

I'll say it's Clorox.

I'll shave you and then give you a quick low enema

I'm going to have to pretend I had you killed!

I'm gonna be a better man.

I'm just a housewife. Why are you doing this to me?

I'm sharing my job with Kenny. I'm already redundant.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure yours is gonna be good, too.

I'm the youngest. I never had anything new.

I've been doing this a long time. I know what I saw.

I've been thinking about my situation here,

I've just moved here. I'm a stranger in a strange land,

I've seen everything. You have my ticket stubs.

If I may. Bert, Roger,

If I were lying, wouldn't I have made it a round number?

If it isn't Martin Luther King. I should dropkick you off the roof.

If something happens to her,

If there's a power outage, you can feed the entire street for a month.

If you want to woo me, you'll have to buy me my own lunch.

If you're parked in emergency, you'll have to move soon.

In '29, they played the Yankees.

In fact, among n****es, sales are actually growing.

Is he drinking?

Is it possible that n****es are out buying other people two to one?

Is the baby gonna live in Grandpa Gene's room?

Is this Grandpa Gene we're talking about? That poor thing.

It does seem as though there's money to be made in the n**** market.

It has also been brought to my attention that a credenza has disappeared,

It seems strange that the two of you went on the same overnight trip

It's better to have a bit of Don D****r than no Don D****r at all.

It's called addling.

It's going to be a beautiful summer.

It's me, Elizabeth.

It's not a good time for me, Don. Do you know how expensive this city is?

It's not a good time.

It's not gonna happen, Peggy, not now. I'm fighting for paperclips around here.

It's not Grandpa Gene's room. It's the baby's room.

Jane's gonna put them on the back of her yacht or something for him.

Jet. Space in these magazines costs far less than what you currently spend.

Joseph Waddell?

Just yesterday I was in A block

Kind of like being a king.

Let go of me! Get your hands off me! Where's Don?

Let me ask you something, Hollis. What type of TV do you have?

Let me put it in account terms.

Lois caught her scarf putting paper in the Xerox.

Look, I woke up one day and had a realization.

Look, this conversation is not worth having.

Look. This is important and I'd really like to have an honest conversation with you.

Look. This is important and I'd really like to have an honest conversation with you.

Lunch. Toast, cottage cheese, pineapple.

Maybe we need to get you a cheaper secretary.

Maybe when Joan leaves I can finally get rid of her.

Miss Farrell told us about that when we went to the farm.

Mommy!

Mr. D****r's office. Please hold. It's Mr. Sterling. Are you in?

Mr. Hobart? Congratulations. You have a little baby boy.

Mrs. D****r, I was just talking to your husband and this really can wait.

My daughter took forever. I remember being pretty worked up.

My goodness. Of course. Here, take mine.

My name is Herman, you know that.

My secretary doesn't respect me because I make $71 more a week than she does.

My water never breaks. When will Dr. Aldridge be here?

My... My father passed away. Last week.

Never as good as you think it's gonna be.

No mortgage, no family.

No name yet.

No one told me they were all going in on it together.

No one.

No, and I don't expect to for the next six months.

No, and it really should be, shouldn't it?

No, do them together. Integrate it.

No, I'm not as upset as I look. I can't help this.

No, it says, "Hamilton Electric." What time is it? What time isn't it?

No, of course not.

No, of course you do.

No, third baby.

No, you're fine.

No.

Nobody knows I'm here, okay?

Not all surprises are bad.

Not enough.

Not right now. She lost a lot of blood and had a transfusion.

Not that I know of.

Now I realize why she was asking all those questions

Now you're interested. There are some areas of growth, and I mean literally, areas.

Now, I apologize, but we need your permission.

Obviously not with Admiral,

Of course. Listen.

Only to have it bounce back and knock him over?

Our worst fears lie in anticipation.

Pam was screaming at me in the car.

Paul Kinsey does the same work that I do, and not as well sometimes.

Pennies make pounds and pounds make profits.

People forget that Karl Marx was the greatest economist who ever lived,

People walking around the halls all the time, laughing their heads off?

Pete, I know you have ideas and you're a risk taker.

Pineapple? What were you thinking? Anything else, sweetheart?

Please don't raise your voice.

Push the Demerol, 25 milligrams.

Really?

Right after their mid afternoon naps.

Sales are flat. I had to do something.

Sally does need more attention. She's grieving.

Seriously, is it possible that these Admirals are being bought by n****es?

Seven centimeters. She's starting transition.

She didn't need stitches in the end, I understand?

She's been away from her family. And I can manage.

She's fine. The baby's breech. We're calling in a specialist.

She's heavy.

Shift a portion of the media budget from lower indexing white areas

Sit back. You're at 5 centimeters.

Sixteen. Good afternoon, gentlemen.

So I can prepare you for delivery. This part should be familiar.

So I'm saying this to you. I'm gonna be better.

So that she could move up?

So there's a chance I'll see you the whole way through.

So what's everybody doing tonight? Baby. Married. Kinsey?

So, Campbell, you're making twice the ads for us now.

Someone call him. I don't want to be here.

Sorry for the cloak and dagger. I didn't want to set off any alarm bells.

Start getting your nails dirty with Bert Cooper and Harry Crane.

Sterling Cooper is never going to reward that.

Stop it.

Sure, they hear you're shopping around, they'll want you more, but me?

Tell me you heard me.

Tell the folks at Admiral that Karl Marx says everything's okay.

Thank you, Sister.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for the call.

Thanks, Dennis.

That are currently being consumed suit a company four times our size.

That guy's a tick. See you at the traffic meeting.

That they would reject an opportunity to make more money.

That's a sick joke. I apologize. It's been too long.

That's halfway from here to the Hebrides and other mountain ranges,

The American dream.

The amount of pencils, pens, pads, paper and postage

The children poke pencils into her sides when she's sitting

The children were at the water fountain during gym

The doctor will be here and there.

The Hebrides are islands.

The hell I can't. Where is he? Where's Don?

The idea is that everyone is going to have a house, a car, a television...

The medication will help with the pain and put you in a twilight sleep.

The week before... Two weeks now.

Then again, I'm in advertising.

There is a very special pain to losing someone at that age.

There's a lot of guys twiddling their thumbs down in art.

These are your numbers, but I think we've discovered an interesting strategy.

They already like it and we can make them buy more by increasing the exposure.

They waste paper because they throw out bad ideas.

They waste paper because they use it to sop up spilled drinks,

They're in your hand.

Think of the men's morale, not just your own.

Third time. It must be old hat.

This business comes down to, "I don't like that guy."

This girl, this Becky Pierson, Sally told me she's a bruiser.

This is a fresh start. I don't know who's up there,

This is a sensitive issue. Businesses hate that.

This is Ebony.

This is not how I pictured it. Where's all the backslapping?

This is Suzanne Farrell, Sally's teacher. I'm not interrupting dinner, am I?

To this market, where it can do more good.

Try it now.

Two months at Grey and you're already having a nosh?

Uncle Herman? My goodness, is Aunt Alice all right?

Wait till you see your fridge.

Was about the catastrophic up and down of the marketplace.

We don't have to decide that now.

We realized that they're not flat everywhere.

We'll look into it. You can go.

We're going to have lunch, you know.

We've got death row and then we've got the baseball team.

Welcome, welcome!

Well, I...

Well, thank you. Anything else?

Well, the good news is, time has stopped.

Well, then I guess it must be true.

Well, they're not all bad. There's extremes.

Well, you know, I'm paid very little.

What do you make her for? Sixteen?

What do you want me to say?

What happened?

What I mean is, my father died when I was eight

What if this is my time?

What's that like?

Whenever you want.

Where women who do the same work as men will get paid the same thing.

Which brings us to the undocumented portion of my assessment.

Which we are currently studying in chapter 12.

Who's to say that n****es aren't buying Admiral televisions

Why do they put up with us? You know, we don't deserve it.

Why should I? We've got bigger problems to worry about than TV, okay?

Why?

Would make you the same profit as a 2% increase system wide.

Would they attack you?

You came here because we do this better than you,

You can scream and yell as much as you want in this hallway,

You could jump to that conclusion, I suppose.

You do know me.

You don't want to have anything on you like that.

You don't watch baseball? I don't believe you.

You have absolutely nothing to worry about.

You have everything, and so much of it.

You have little veins. Breathe and think about the beauty parlor.

You have relationships with your clients. That's leverage.

You know what it's like in that office. No one ever buys me lunch.

You know what? I know it.

You know, I brought this because I thought it'd be a party in here.

You know. It was all a fog.

You look beautiful, Betts.

You look terrible.

You see what happens to people who speak up?

You see what's been going on here the last six months?

You throw the ball around?

You'll be okay. You're a house cat

You'll be sitting on velvet pillows, showered with riches, awards.

You're a freewheeling career gal with great ideas. Am I wrong?

You're a funny one.

You're an honest guy. Believe me. I'm an expert.

You're making a mistake not forcing Carla to stay.

You're outnumbered, but you got the power.

You're so sure about that?

You're so talented. You should strike while the iron's hot.

You're thinking about this in a very narrow way.

You're very important and you have little to do.

You're wasting paper.

You've obviously seen Bridge on the River Kwai.

Your decisions affect me.

Your job's done. The solarium's down the hall to the right.

Your uncle Herman is on the line. He won't leave a message.

"I want what he has." Really?

about Medgar Evers' murder. She was?

Admiral is happy. We're happy. They're not happy!

Admiral is not a dog. Sales are flat. It's all over their memos.

An RCA. Really?

And yet I never thought to bring a bottle. Well, what are we supposed to do?

Are you looking for a chick? I am.

because they think she can't feel it. Sally doesn't do that, does she?

but we're about to pass the nursery. Of course.

Careful. Here, let me take him.

Come. Join us. What is she doing here?

Congratulations. You're all right, Don.

Did you say something? It's my decision, Pete.

Did you see it? I did.

Did you tell Don about Duck? That's none of your business.

Do whatever you have to do. We'll update you religiously. Promise.

Do you need to call someone else in? It's in.

even though they come out of a chicken. Why's that?

Everything's gonna be fine. That's what Miss Farrell said.

Except your subjects want to kill you. Maybe, but they don't,

Gene. What did you say?

He's in the waiting room. Bullshit.

He's in the waiting room. No, she can't hear you.

Hi, baby. I'm your brother, Bobby. Remember, you have to be careful.

How do you feel? I need to put my face on.

I am mortified. It's not a good time.

I believe it's empty. I gotta go.

I didn't know you could cook. Mommy's much better at it.

I do. So what's it like?

I don't even watch the damn thing. Really? Why not?

I don't know. This is your time, Peggy.

I don't know. I don't remember. It's your TV. It's a big purchase.

I don't think that's legal. Of course it's legal.

I don't think that's unusual. That's my girl in there.

I don't want him. I don't know him. He's our top man.

I feel terrible for bringing that up for you. Well, it has not been easy.

I had to go away. Well, don't you miss me?

I have to use the ladies room again. We can talk about this another time.

I know some girls. You want something to eat?

I like the turtleneck. Really?

I missed half a day. Well, Betty had the baby, not you.

I thought it was gonna be a girl. Well, I thought you were gonna be a boy.

I want to go home, you bitch! Please relax!

I'll see what I can do. Good.

I'm Dennis Hobart. That's good to know.

If there's anything I can do... Don?

It's Duck. Duck Phillips. Duck.

It's just us. It's just Hollis and... Mr. Campbell.

It's my job. Every job has its ups and downs.

It's not, but I'll have one. Right now?

It's time to go. Okay, we're going. Let me get my keys.

Life Savers. Has your water broken?

Maybe I should leave, too. Why would you do that?

Miss Olson is here to see you. Send her in.

Mommy! Daddy! Mommy! Mommy!

Mr. D****r? Yes.

No, you don't. Have a nosh.

No. I just felt I should call and apologize

No. Last time you ate?

Not that Don's lying. I signed his receipts, didn't I?

Oh, my God. Your wife and your baby are doing fine.

Okay, so it's me. What are you doing here?

Roger. Dada.

Sally didn't mention it? Why didn't you call us or send a note?

She did. I need his initials.

She's beautiful. It's a boy.

So, do your friends buy Admirals? I'm sorry, sir. I can't really say.

Sure. I got it. Come on.

Television. The air, not the sets. Now, Admiral Television sales are flat.

That's a bullshit excuse. That's true, Don.

That's not what happened. You can be modest if you want to,

The other one a boy? Yes.

This is my third time. We sent you home before?

To watch TV. But why an RCA specifically?

We know that, too

We know that. But as we studied your indices,

We're here! She's here!

We're not going anywhere. Well, she can. Do we have to go together?

Well, we've had a shift change. My wife, Pam, Pamela Hobart.

What are you doing out of bed? I smelled something.

What are you making? A snack. You want some?

What does that mean? Great jazz musicians?

What does that mean? It means the sky's the limit.

What? Didn't somebody get your permission?

What? Please, I have to see her. Please, she's in recovery, resting.

When? I'll have my girl call your girl.

Where are you going? To the ladies room. You want to join me?

Where are you? Down the hall.

Where is Dr. Aldridge? He's in the city.

Who are you? It's me.

Who is this? It's Peter. Dottie's boy. You called me.

Why were you in the art department? Lane was.

Why would we put her through that? I don't think children belong in graveyards.

Why, thank you, Birds Eye. Does the watch say "Birds Eye" on it?

will have double the effect. A n**** ad and a white ad?

you can shake it, then eat it. Really?

You didn't have to do that. I did.

You done this before? Twice.

You two have a secret relationship. What? That's ridiculous.

You're gonna be fine, Peggy. I look at you and I think,

You're not usually this emotional. You want to make money?

'Cause my Aunt Emma, her doctor was drunk,

'cause they know I'm dangerous, and I got a badge, which they respect.

"Cab to restaurant: $1.12. Tipped the cab driver: 38 cents.

"Dinner at Hausner's: $19.44."

"for London Fog children's and young adults..."

"Morris, comma, in reference to retooling the factory

"their mother had them, they were a baby."

"Your wife's in the boat. You're on the shore."