Mad Men (2007) - Season 2 Edit

A bunch of pitches for this week.

A cannibal lawyer?

A command performance.

A few days.

A few times.

A football game, and some kind of obscure argument.

A foothold. I'd do anything for a foothold.

A gimlet.

A guy like that must know how to make a charming apology,

A handsome family.

A jar full of pennies.

A line and a curve.

A little after 4

A little.

A long time ago.

A lot of guys are in there.

A lot of loans were taken out by the president...

A lot of peopIe felt like they knew her.

A lot of people are afraid of turbulence,

A lot of people find me very interesting, you know?

A man that age doesn't suddenly take this up.

A mistake.

A mob is going to come

A partnership. I think I've earned it.

A pleasure as always.

A pleasure to meet you.

A pleasure to meet you.

A pleasure to meet you.

A pleasure.

A pleasure.

A pleasure.

A quiet place, but public.

A refrigerator floating in a pond.

A revelation that construction of missile sites

A song and a half, tops.

A supermarket checkout girl?

A thing like that.

A whole bottle?

A woman my age should not travel that way.

A young woman...

ABC did research.

ABC picked up Grin and Barrett, my TV show, 39 episodes.

ABC picked up Grin and Barrett, my TV show, 39 episodes.

ABC's sick about losing Candid Camera.

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, are they?

About attacks on stars.

About going to the Breakers through New Year's.

About how those things are.

About how we need younger creative.

About how well it fits.

About it being sad and beautiful?

About that newly designed can and the premium beans,

About the break of day

About the day I could murder him.

About them opening a West Coast office?

About three weeks ago.

About what you said about the truth.

About what?

About what?

AbsoluteIy.

AbsoluteIy.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Accompanied by egg noodIes,

According to him, that's the way Shakespeare did it.

Accounts would win, without a doubt.

Accounts.

Accounts.

Action.

Actual advertising, not public relations.

Actually, I spend a lot of my time riding horses.

Actually, it was Miss Holloway.

Actually, it's Mrs. Katz.

Actually, Lois, this is more of a security issue.

Actually, this might not be the best time to talk about this.

Actually, we know each other.

Adding a few hours or a day or a week

Admit it.

Adoption.

Advertising is essentiaI for aerospace,

Advertising, if anything, helps bring on change.

Advertising?

Advertising.

Aerojet General, and NASA

Afraid you'Il fall in love?

After what he put her through

After you.

Again, I'm sorry.

Again!

Against the Western Hemisphere.

Ages?

Ah, that's his style. I'm sure he was proud of you.

Ah, yes, well, Vatican City is one thing,

AIl you do is complain about that place and those people.

Air travel's too expensive to waste on your wife.

Air, water.

Alaska.

Alec, would you excuse us?

Alec's wife is about to have their first.

Alice

All girls are like that.

All I found were stacks of cocktail napkins with stupid advertising on them.

All I had to do was be in that bar.

All I have is German vocabulary.

All I know is I know her, and you know him,

All I wanted to say is please ride when you want.

All I'm gonna say is do you want to be right,

All I'm saying is he may not be coming back.

All it did was make me fantasize

All l can say is it's been hard to figure things out around here.

All motor, no weight.

All of it.

All of it.

All on your own terms,

All right, calm down.

All right, I'm going to write you some reserpine to bring that down

All right, the evening show is over.

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on, go.

All right. Let's go.

All that God wants is for you to reconcile with him.

All that talk about her underthings.

All the card says is that it's for you.

All the interruptions when we're not at home

All the men in her family ride like this.

All the networks keep saying

All the other agencies have them.

All the time.

All the way down to Larchmont for Race Week.

All these books.

All this talk about horses?

All up Cedar Lane.

All you have to do is change the welcome mat.

All you need to do is unscrew the fuse and replace the plug, Don.

Allison.

Allows the primary missile to correct its trajectory

Alone with them, outnumbered.

Already finding ways not to go home, are we?

Also not mine.

Also, there will be women fainting.

Although I like those little girls they have.

Although if you'd like to show us some films...

Although it sounds like you do know your wife.

Although it's possible I didn't need to.

Although secretly I think Judy hopes

Although without Betty there, everyone had a turn at winning.

Although you think about the world right now.

Although you were so brazen,

Although you'd think someone would be able

Although, Cosgrove comes before Crane, right?

Although, I do love the idea of Bobby and Sally

Always cleaned me out.

Always has to be the one taking care of things.

Always with her brow in a knit, my Ruthie here.

Am I crazy? I don't think so.

Am I crazy? I don't think so.

Am I going to cry?

Am I missing something?

Amalfi.

Amen.

Amen.

American Airlines already scheduled

American Airlines Flight 1 to Los Angeles.

American Airlines is not about the past any more than America is.

American Airlines moved up their presentation

Americans are free, in short,

An athlete, a bull of a man.

And a '40 banjo rear end.

And a bear claw.

And a rare petite filet.

And act like you've been waiting, but don't look mad.

And Alice Cooper, secretary treasurer.

And although we cannot control these frightening events,

And an alimony that could support Rita Hayworth.

And anything in production, stop it.

And as a rule,

And asked Russia to stop arming Castro's Cuba.

And asking if you've met the president.

And be with your children.

And believe me, I'm sure my wife would rather go see a movie.

And break it in half

And brown and white and trees.

And brush your teeth.

And by birding l mean sitting on a stump

And by new l mean old Maidenform.

And by people, I mean Germans.

And Chrysler can all be part of Sterling Cooper?

And coffee.

And Dad with the Brownie?

And despite your jokes,

And don't fool yourself. There are other things.

And don't pretend I don't know how he Iooks at you.

And Donald D****r, absent.

And Duck's going to run around and run around,

And ends up exactly where you thought it was going.

And even if we don't win this account,

And even if you don't notice it,

And every day she took me down to the malt shop

And every time Sherry asked for directions,

And figure out how much l made on this.

And figure out how we're going to hit the ground running

And fill it with my things?

And for selfish reasons,

And for them, I bet.

And for your information, Jane makes me very happy.

And frankly, I'm disappointed by your presentation.

And Freddie Rumsen pissed his pants.

And from what I can see, the walls are still standing.

And give one to me and one to my sister.

And give us the assurance

And going around the block three times.

And guess what. You don't like the results.

And had thoughts he would like you all to discuss.

And have no recollection of who they are?

And have you ever fathered a child?

And having now confirmed. . .

And he gets nothing.

And he νolunteers at Harlem Hospital Center,

And he knows both companies,

And he knows that you love your sister.

And he said something about the whale in Pinocchio.

And he said they've got a whole shop full of swim trunks

And he says, "Move over, fellows. That's my job."

And he sees these birds picking seeds out of some horse shit,

And he threw all her things out the window,

And he went away.

And he would, without fail, send $25 in cash in the mail.

And he's going to ask me.

And he's Jimmy, you know?

And hearing his own voice and saving the day.

And here is where the Marine band plays.

And here, Mother.

And here's Annette FogeI ready for the playa.

And his dog tags, if you want them

And his sister...

And his wife's lawyer is not going to leave him a pot to piss in.

And honestly,

And honestly, l agree with you,

And how are we today?

And how are you?

And how did you meet this lovely young lady?

And how do you know that?

And how Gertie has a crush on you.

And I agree with the 95 women we surveyed

And I am so angry, Father.

And I boxed them in for 39 on the air if they order.

And I can fire anyone I want to.

And I checked the fridge.

And I don't care if you have to lay there.

And I don't have them.

And I don't think it's too much of a leap

And I feel so guilty about it.

And I got this to keep me company.

And I got you out of bed? I am so sorry.

And I hate her for it.

And I hate to say this, Bertram,

And I have been having ridiculous dreams since.

And I have confidence in what I'm selling,

And I have one.

And I have to be president.

And I have to say I'm disappointed.

And I just want to make sure you're aware of that.

And I know he'd be very upset about you doing what you just did.

And I know how you feel about grieving.

And I know you.

And I look in her pencil case

And I love the children.

And I noticed the exact same image of Washington

And I realized I negotiate for everything...

And I realized Jimmy doesn't have to apologize at all.

And I realized why she was so happy all the time

And I said I liked her name.

And I spend the day staring at an orangutan.

And I think Duck is the man to run it.

And I think I should run it.

And I think the pills mixed with the drinks was too much.

And I think you two are going to be very happy together.

And I think you're perfect.

And I think...

And I thought, following that,

And I thought. . .

And I told one of our clients about it.

And I took some coins off the machine

And I want it in the paper.

And I want to be here,

And I want to be with you

And I want to see this turtle.

And I want you to know I've thought about it

And I wasn't half as good as Bobby.

And I will tell Roger we had Iunch.

And I wish l had picked you then.

And I would correct your attitude towards Miss Olson.

And I would love for her to see it.

And I'd appreciate your keeping it that way.

And I'd love to continue doing so.

And I'll assume you live far away.

And I'm a good kisser,

And I'm afraid l had something to do with that.

And I'm capable of making my own decisions.

And I'm gonna have big ones when I grow up.

And I'm not even supposed to smell it?

And I'm not going to telI you anything about the damn picture.

And I'm sorry the chicken was overcooked.

And I've already answered you.

And I've learned to live without him

And if I do,

And if it's an American company

And if so, why?

And if there is something you want, I'd love to give it to you.

And in the end, you do the grand gesture for her.

And interesting and modern.

And Iooking through the storylines

And it backfired.

And it doesn't have to be a big deal.

And it ends with him at the door and her and a corsage,

And it keeps getting stranger.

And it made me worry about you.

And it sank,

And it was the adventure of a lifetime.

And it would always come with a list of instructions

And it's a feeling.

And it's better than they said.

And it's going to receive a lot of promotion.

And it's got this, I don't know,

And it's important for her

And it's looped around Duck's neck.

And it's not going up the Nile.

And it's not up for discussion.

And it's the perfect match for Belle Jolie lipstick.

And it's Valentine's Day.

And it's very hard to tell sometimes.

And join us in the dining room.

And just do your job?

And just like that, l lose her.

And know you were sleeping.

And l gave it away.

And l gave it away.

And l just have to say

And l know better than them.

And l know that Duck Phillips is going to be the president.

And l looked around the bar.

And l put this deal together.

And l put up with it because nobody knows.

And l thought I was so and so.

And l want you to know that l'm going to take care of you forever.

And l've checked on this

And l've spoken to Logan Reynolds over at CBS,

And let us prepare ourselνes

And let's hope when this baby comes that he likes Luckys.

And love it.

And lunch.

And Ma, all she can talk about are her bunions.

And make a stand.

And make it fast, while this place is still French.

And make it into a poster?

And make them feel special.

And make us ever mindful of the needs of others.

And maybe drive into town.

And maybe getting shot after I go to California.

And more intimate ones separately.

And Mr. Kinsey said that l have to drag you,

And Mr. Phillips

And Mr. Phillips, of course.

And Mr. Sterling moved the meeting with Boston Edison to 5.

And my mother died in childbirth.

And my muscles are remembering their skills.

And my wife says, "Duck and cover."

And no one will tell you this,

And North American Aviation's vernier thruster

And not just at the office.

And now a word from our sponsor.

And now I find out you're sick and you could have died?

And now the record player.

And now the restaurant's even worse... Indian food.

And on nights when there was no moon,

And one to Mr. Smith.

And our head count is now seven.

And pay someone to drive you.

And proudly walk it into the kitchen instead of hiding it in the garage.

And put a finger on a spot and say something like,

And put up more posters

And really make sure our clients aren't misrepresented.

And recipient... Daddy.

And right now that means television.

And Roger, I'm sure.

And see if he could talk her into going?

And see if I can hook a stroller?

And seeing a Mohawk ad next to a picture of a floating engine.

And seeing the opportunity.

And she acts like it didn't even happen.

And she fought with Mr. Pierre every minute of it.

And she goes on like nothing happened.

And she had her daughter pushing a stroller

And she had this elaborate, elegant setup

And she threw it away.

And she was round.

And she will extol their virtues, which are many.

And she's educated.

And she's from a good family,

And she's had a string of bad beaux.

And so I take your word on this?

And so is the accounting department.

And so we pray.

And soccer

And some kind of line.

And some phenobarbital to help you relax.

And someone's gonna end up with her, but it can't be you.

And stop talking about how you're going to miss

And sure enough, there was your Heineken,

And surprise, the writers have only one other script ready...

And tell him l'll meet him in a half an hour.

And tell the girls that my husband

And thank you again, Mr. Sterling.

And that can become a lifetime habit.

And that gets us a pitch?

And that he knows more than you

And that he's got a shot with your wife.

And that I'm really happy for you.

And that we're willing to do whatever it takes.

And that you're gonna be the best father

And that's expensive.

And that's not her.

And that's what he gets... "Go to sleep."

And that's where you'll want to be.

And the beauty of it is it's the same woman,

And the camera adds 10 pounds.

And the cologne they wear.

And the common sense

And the copy machine?

And the fear of God.

And the greatest benefit of all, you can throw them away.

And the Holy Spirit, amen.

And the jardinière.

And the jerk behind the bar, he throws a bowl of nuts at me.

And the jerk behind the bar, he throws a bowl of nuts at me.

And the kids can eat hot dogs.

And the little lady. Look at you, all dolled up.

And the next I'm tap dancing for General Dynamics.

And the other half drinking with ungrateful turnips

And the relative scarcity of suburban bars,

And the rest of the company to Putnam, Powell & Lowe.

And the rest went out to celebrate that they ruined his day.

And the results were very enlightening.

And the sign says "Bridge Out."

And the spirit against the flesh,

And the way she looks at me

And their idyllic country home,

And then a week later his back started.

And then everyone goes in to dinner here

And then find out you didn't read it or that you did and you didn't like it.

And then he died.

And then I'd like you to schedule a time with a nurse

And then it takes a turn

And then Jimmy runs out and says she's run over his Rolex watch,

And then just came back and got undressed.

And then Lee Garner, Jr. and the TV department at 3.

And then one day...

And then there was a barbecue.

And then there's a receiving line,

And then we just hammer the Ravenswood area

And then we'll stop by Duchess County

And then you called me. How about that?

And then you come in, and they're disappointed.

And then you laughed.

And then you realize. . .

And then you stuck your nose in,

And then you take a penny out of the jar

And then you weren't even home.

And then, all of a sudden. . .

And then, Don, you do what you do.

And there they are, and they don't care where we are.

And there was another guy at the end of my straw.

And there'd be wagons around a dot that says "Boston."

And there's Greta and her friend Carlos.

And there's Maytag in there.

And there's nothing.

And there's the sauce.

And these seats.

And they got the full Jimmy Barrett treatment.

And they hate us for it.

And they have these wines.

And they keep inviting us, and we never go.

And they sold 180 bottles,

And they take all this monkey crap and just stick it in a briefcase,

And they want it filled with us,

And they washed up on shore two years ago,

And they watch every day.

And they'll be happy.

And they'll cut him a new one.

And they've offered to buy you new luggage.

And think about that whenever you speak of him.

And this

And this beautiful layette.

And this candy.

And this interesting scientist, Caleb Sawyer.

And this is Chauncey.

And this is personal,

And this is Rocci.

And this is where the president meets them.

And this isn't the first CYO event.

And this led into a Maytag spot,

And this one. My God. Are you two sold separately?

And this parish and their home.

And this room will disappear and I'll be back on a train to Trenton?

And those uniforms.

And thus a new agency.

And to be part of that process?

And to new friends.

And to repair it.

And touched the face of God.

And try to forgive your sister.

And two packs a day, but you're cutting down.

And unless you unburden yourself,

And unless you want to pull me there in a rickshaw,

And used them.

And Viscount Monteforte.

And we don't have to change our name.

And we ended up having supper together,

And we have a choice of burgundy from France

And we have a little boy and a little girl.

And we have to deliver a stillborn baby.

And we're going to haνe to put Clearasil up for review.

And went to sleep.

And what airline they are going to be running.

And what are they looking for?

And what is he dedicated to?

And what were you doing talking to Mr. Sterling?

And whatever his intentions, it's very generous.

And when Don climbs out from under the weather

And when it's bad, they don't.

And where's the ottoman with the birds?

And where's Virginia?

And while with silent lifting mind

And who are you here to see?

And who do we have here?

And why she was so angry when she didn't get what she wanted

And why would he do that?

And why would I come?

And Willy and Rocci you've met.

And yes, l love my parents, and they love me.

And yet you get paid more.

And yet, there is not one of us here who has one.

And you can come over for dinner,

And you can put it on our bill.

And you can really hear the words.

And you can tell all your little friends.

And you could go to hell?

And you could make a difference?

And you don't want to get caught in the fallout.

And you failed to control Mr. And Mrs. Utz,

And you get to meet Jimmy Barrett.

And you had to feeI for it in the dark and pull yourself across.

And you have an appointment with Spence Chapin on Thursday.

And you have to get the girls.

And you have to love it,

And you have your meeting with Mr. Odino at 1 0 tomorrow.

And you keep thinking. . .

And you know it.

And you know what? We've been miserable for years.

And you know you want to.

And you let Gloria and Judy ransack the house.

And you play the harmonica?

And you sold it?

And you two look good, considering.

And you want to be with your parents.

And you were all she talked about.

And you wet it.

And you wonder

And you.

And you'll look like a fool if you pretend to dig it.

And you're drunk.

And you're not Jackie, but you're definitely his type.

And you're not running around making wedding plans?

And you're the only person in this parish

And you've got Copenhagen.

And your beautiful children now.

And your home is kind of what l have in mind,

And your roommate gave me your mother's number.

And, as at all times, we must live worthily,

And, as you recall,

And, Bobby, put your trucks in the toy box.

And, I don't know, buy time.

And, I don't know, we went right to the top.

And, of course, Andrew's return flight.

And, of course, getting the cooperation of the networks.

And, well, I'm sorry, I have to say something.

And, well...

And?

And...

Anita

Anita wanted to come, but she's with the children.

Anna.

Another one?

Answer me! Are you mixed up in this?

Answer the phone, sweetheart.

Anticipation as they get ready,

Any calls?

Any calls?

Any chance I could show you and Mrs. D****r off?

Any chance we can get a drink order filled?

Any changes in the last year?

Any conflicts?

Any time you want.

Any way we can have this conversation now?

Anything else?

Anything else?

Anything else?

Anything else?

Anything else?

Anything I can help you gentlemen with?

Anything out of season?

Anything you want me to pick up?

Anything you'd like to correct?

Anything.

Anyway, he was quite clear about the fact

Apartment 604.

Apologize right this minute.

ApparentIy, last night, their switchboard lit up like a Christmas tree.

Apparently, I've already signed off on it.

Apparently, if we get 1 00% participation,

Apparently, my father was on that plane.

Apparently, she got chummy with some administrator at the high school.

Apparently, the minute the plane hit,

Apparently, when they say "on call,"

Are all of our meetings like this?

Are considering a child that's not your own.

Are there many state dinners?

Are these all the glasses, Peggy?

Are these for us?

Are they better than our kids?

Are they purchasing Sterling Cooper,

Are they still taking credit for everything we did?

Are under instructions to stop. . .

Are we bargaining here?

Are we rich?

Are we winners or losers?

Are you a new priest?

Are you an actor?

Are you an astronaut?

Are you an athlete, Don?

Are you and Bets joining Willow Oaks or not?

Are you arguing with me?

Are you aware that I'm on the Playtex account?

Are you being a concerned daddy?

Are you coming by to pick me up?

Are you concerned about your appearance?

Are you Donald D****r?

Are you feeling better, Mommy?

Are you feeling okay?

Are you firing me?

Are you going right home?

Are you going to sit at the table?

Are you going to tell on me?

Are you going to underline the "you"?

Are you going?

Are you gonna say grace now?

Are you here on vacation?

Are you his secretary?

Are you hungry?

Are you in Edward's room?

Are you in trouble?

Are you insinuating something?

Are you Iooking for Don?

Are you just some busy little bee building a hive out in Brooklyn?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding?

Are you kidding? I loved it.

Are you leaving?

Are you making it up?

Are you married?

Are you next?

Are you not on the trip tonight?

Are you okay in there?

Are you okay, Daddy?

Are you okay, Mommy?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you on Playtex?

Are you ready to go?

Are you really there?

Are you resting?

Are you scared?

Are you seeing him?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you still trying to say thank you?

Are you suicidal? Let's go.

Are you sure it's okay?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you talking about me?

Are you the only one who's allowed to have fun around here?

Are you there?

Are you trying to make me more upset?

Are you trying to think of what you can possibly say

Are you two aware of the principles of conception?

Are you upset about getting caught?

Are you with one of these two?

Are you working?

Are you worried about the typewriter?

Are you?

Are you?

Aren't you a lucky man.

Aren't you darling? You're gonna be gangbusters.

Aren't you funny? Are you scandalized?

Aren't you going to ask me if I'm in love with him?

Aren't you going to be a daddy soon?

Aren't you going to eat?

Aren't you going to say good night?

Aren't you gonna have one?

Aren't you happy?

Aren't you loyal to anyone?

Argue over something that's actually one thing or another.

Arithmetic,

Art Department needs to make sure

Arthur, I like being around you.

Arthur, it's okay.

Arthur.

Artie, are you the rooster around here?

Artistic temperament.

As a finder's fee.

As a married woman of means,

As Don illuminated,

As if the idea of a will never crossed your mind?

As in behavior, not religion.

As in this place can't run without you?

As long as you lose.

As Mr. Khrushchev and Mr. Castro

As much about business as you do,

As much as I'd like to induIge

As of today, you are costing this company more than you are making it.

As soon as Carla gets here,

As soon as I moved my mother up here, Kitty came along.

As soon as you can figure out what that is.

As the World Turns is about to become unmissable.

As we used to say in college, let's be friends.

As you can see, the pilot has turned off the "No Smoking" sign.

As you can see, we're very tired.

As you live, you learn things.

As you would in your own skin.

Ask Francine in the middle of the night to watch the kids

Ask me what?

Ask not about Cuba. Ask not about the bomb.

Astronauts love golf. I'll see what I can do.

At a New Year's Eve party.