Brian Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Season 5 Edit

A.

And what are those guys doing?

Aren't you gonna pick it up?

Brian.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Can I talk to you for a second?

Doctor John Viner.

Excuse me, how much is it to rent a helicopter?

God this place officially sucks worse than the WNBA.

Good news.

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Gore Vidal.

Hello.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, buddy.

How much is it to rent a helicopter?

I accidentally sold you a teddy bear back in Rhode Island and I kind of need it back.

I don't want to talk about it.

I got to tell you, you're pissing me off worse than when I watched the OJ verdict with my old roommate.

I I don't think so.

I love you.

I saw this penis on the Internet today and I thought to myself, well that's, that's just fine.

I think I might be gay.

I will never be attracted to you.

I'm a homo.

I'm not gonna lie to you here. I'm I'm a little uncomfortable.

Is that part of your stand up act?

It's Brian.

James Taylor.

Look, to make a Long story short, I accidentally sold you a teddy bear back in Rhode Island and I kind of need it back.

Molly Ringwald.

My God, what is wrong with you?

No, no, no way.

No, no, no. Look, I I got, I got stuff to do today. All right. Sorry.

No.

No.

Oh dear God.

Oh God that is disgusting.

Oh God, yeah. I'll tell you if I had a nickel for every time that happened.

Oh God.

Oh my God, what have I done?

Oh my God.

Oh yeah, I do.

Oh, come on.

Oh.

Once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn out, chalky skin burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?

Quahog.

Real world Rd. rules challenge.

Ring, ring.

She's a skank.

So here's the thing and don't get mad. And that part I can't stress enough.

Sure.

That's disgusting.

That's ridiculous.

Uh oh.

Uh, no.

Uh, sure.

Uh.

We're not boyfriend and girlfriend.

Well, you know me.

What are you trying to accomplish with this?

What does that mean?

What is wrong with you?

What the fuck?

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

What the Hell's wrong with you?

What?

What'd you do that for?

What'd you say?

Who the hell is texting me at 8:00 AM?

Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, think so.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You got any weed?

You got to be kidding me.

You know me.

You know what's strange? I think I might be gay.

You know, at this point I'd probably welcome that.

You obviously didn't hear me yesterday, so I'll explain it again.

You're acting like a psycho bitch.

You're popular because you developed early and started giving hand jobs when you were 12, but now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore.

You're talking out of your ass.

3.

15 minutes.

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