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Family Guy - Season 12

Family Guy - Season 12

Family Guy is an animated television show that first aired in 1999 and continues to entertain audiences with its irreverent humor and satirical approach. Season 12 of Family Guy originally aired in 2013 and showcased the show's unique brand of comedic storytelling through the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family.

The main cast of Family Guy includes the voices of Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, the lovable yet dim-witted patriarch of the family. Alex Borstein voices Peter's wife, Lois, a caring but sometimes overwhelmed homemaker. Seth Green lends his voice to their teenage son, Chris, while Mila Kunis portrays their rebellious and slightly ditzy daughter, Meg. MacFarlane also voices the baby of the family, Stewie Griffin, a highly intelligent and diabolical infant with a British accent. Additionally, MacFarlane portrays the family's talking anthropomorphic dog, Brian, who often serves as the voice of reason among the chaos.

Throughout its twelfth season, Family Guy continued to push the boundaries of humor with its signature cutaway gags and pop culture references. The show used its unique animation style to create hilarious scenarios and parodies of beloved movies, television shows, and songs. The voice actors skillfully brought each character to life, infusing them with distinct personalities that complemented the show's zany storytelling.

One notable episode from season 12, titled "12 and a Half Angry Men," hilariously parodies the famous film "12 Angry Men." In this episode, Peter is selected for jury duty, and instead of following the serious deliberations, chaos ensues as the jurors get sidetracked by unrelated matters. This episode showcases the show's ability to take a well-known premise and twist it into its own unique comedic adventure.

Fans of Family Guy also enjoyed the season 12 episode "Chap Stewie," where Stewie is revealed to have created a persona named "Chap Stewie" to help him overcome his speech impediment. This episode cleverly references classic films like "The Godfather" and "Goodfellas," infusing them with Family Guy's trademark humor.

Throughout the season, Family Guy tackled various controversial and timely topics, often with a satirical lens. From politics and religion to social issues, the show fearlessly explored these themes while keeping the audience laughing. Some notable episodes from season 12 included "Valentine's Day in Quahog," "Brian's a Bad Father," and "Peter Problems," all of which served as hilarious and thought-provoking episodes.

In addition to the show's witty writing and talented voice cast, the sound design of Family Guy plays a crucial role in delivering the comedic punchlines. Each episode is complemented by a diverse soundtrack that ranges from original compositions to iconic songs from various eras. The show's sound effects further enhance the humor, adding whimsical touches to the outrageous situations the Griffin family finds themselves in.

Fans of Family Guy can immerse themselves in the world of the show by easily accessing and enjoying the sounds from Season 12. Whether it's the catchy tunes or hilarious voice clips, listeners can find and download these sounds to enhance their own comedic experiences. So, sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh as you dive into the wild and wacky world of Family Guy Season 12.

A 45 minute shaky leg poop on the front lawn?
A And no, none of us heard about you soiling yourself at work.
A Apparently, he got hurt at the mall.
A Apparently, he got hurt at the mall.
A band should make during a guitar solo.
A blank one we can fill up with a future together.
A bowling shirt?
A child should sleep on his bed, not under it.
A clown?! Eh, well, I guess
A deaf person smoking.
A few months back, I got really drunk
A hundred bucks says I can stay awake longer than both of you.
A little bit to make yourself look better.
A little bit.
A little fresh air. Come on, boys.
A little more to the left!
A little something called
A local boy dies after playing video games for 51 hours straight.
A long time ago, in a magical, faraway land,
A lot of people are realizing you had a show.
A magical place of cultural exploration.
A mirror. So you can see exactly who blew it.
A muffled folk song is like manna from heaven.
A new dress?
A plastic bag full of chicken bones!
A pretty awesome guy.
A sense of wonder.
A significant following of annoying white people.
A singer, huh?
A state of cocaine fueled 1970s euphoria.
A stroll through the park,
A toll? Like what?
A tough situation on your own, like getting into college
A trash bag around his waist so he could change pants.
A very pleasant page in our memory books.
A virtual world of porn so you can spill your seed
A writer who inherits a magic typewriter
A year later, my body reacted to a frozen hot dog,
Aah, damn it!
Aah, gross!
Aah, gross!
Aah, it's Lois!
Aah, Pearl Harbor!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Damn it! Look, enough, okay?
Aah! I feel so alive!
Aah! I thought you couldn't understand me!
Aah! Look at me!
Aah! We're in a real jar of jam this time, Wizard Robot.
Aah! Well, I guess I see those guys all the time.
About a group of teen detectives.
About a man marrying his son.
About boning in the back of grocery stores.
About herpes just the stigma?
About Italian Americans
About second chances and promise to work harder than ever before.
About the carnival, but he'll get over it.
About the Christmas Carnival being canceled.
About what?
About why she was such a whore.
Absolutely, you should.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. Can I put them near the couple
Across the hall.
Acting.
Actually, I'm a pussy hound.
Actually, I'm here for your show.
Actually, it is.
Actually, Meg is short for something else.
Actually, Mom can't take care of him, she's out of town
Actually, Peter, I think I finally want to make love to a 1950s' spaceman.
Actually, we're even more than best friends.
Actually, yes.
Actually, you guys gave me two ideas!
Add to that a fleet of soccer moms
Addressed to me with nothing inside.
Affirmative. That means "yes."
Affirmative... Oh, my God, affirmative!
After all, I'm the guy who invented
After all, knowledge is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
After I injured my legs,
Afternoon to you, normal sir.
Afternoon, ma'am.
Again with this?
Again?
Against her will without thinking about ****.
Ah ha, I found that chick in the hay.
Ah, ah, ow!
Ah, ah! Stone floor, too cold.
Ah, all of these stories were written by Germans.
Ah, Brian!
Ah, crap, I'm out of beer.
Ah, damn it!
Ah, damn it! I need to see that
Ah, dang it!
Ah, finally, now I can get myself to the
Ah, good call, Quagmire.
Ah, good one! You should be comedy writer.
Ah, he's on his way out of here.
Ah, here we go, James Michener's Hawaii.
Ah, here we go, James Michener's Hawaii.
Ah, here we go.
Ah, I wonder what I'll get for showing this.
Ah, I'm already bored. What should we do?
Ah, I'm sure he'll be over it in no time.
Ah, India, the most spiritual country in the world.
Ah, it's too bright in there. Never mind.
Ah, Italy.
Ah, let's see.
Ah, look at that.
Ah, man,
Ah, man, I think that cookie dough is fighting that taco
Ah, man, now everyone's gonna remember me for this.
Ah, maybe. Maybe, Friday. Uh, now, where are the gays?
Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin.
Ah, must be having one of those dreams again.
Ah, nothing like a day at the park,
Ah, nothing like an after paper mint
Ah, nothing like an after run mint
Ah, now this is music.
Ah, Quagmire, it's cool, it's cool.
Ah, see? Surprised you with that one.
Ah, so you admit it!
Ah, Stewie, it's no use.
Ah, thank God!
Ah, thank God.
Ah, that does not bode well for us.
Ah, that doesn't feel right.
Ah, that was awesome. Hey, who else has a dead wife?
Ah, the best memories are family memories.
Ah, they a'ight.
Ah, this hunting trip is long overdue.
Ah, this is my favorite part of the game.
Ah, this is what it's all about, huh, Duke?
Ah, three. Okay, one, two...
Ah, we didn't go.
Ah, we're just having fun, Peter.
Ah, yes. You see, legend has it
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Ah! There's a bee in here!
Ah! Damn it, Peter, that was my eyebrow!
Ah! Damn it!
Ah! Friendly fire!
Ah! Leave me alone.
Ah! Oh, God!
Ah! Son of a bitch!
Ah! What is that smell?
Ah! You bastard!
Ah! You bastard!
Ah.
Ah. Ah, now I feel better.
Ah. Nothing better than a 7:00 a.m. beer in an unbrushed mouth.
Ah...
Ah...
Ahh! Make it go away!
Ahhh!
Ahhh! Brian! Browser history, clear it!
Ahhh! No! Not me! Not me!
Ahhh! Run!
Ahhh! What is that thing?
Ahhh! What the hell is that?
Ahhh! What's happening?
Ailments!
Al, what year is it?
All all right, Brian, enough.
All I can say, Brian,
All I can see are the spider veins
All I can see is...
All I have is a steak, but that belongs to Rupert.
All I have to do is get expelled.
All live together in a beach house.
All of Bob Seger's songs are about taking dumps at night.
All of you, hold it right there!
All other water parks out of business.
All right,
All right, all right, I'll tell you what.
All right, and was I involved in the Oklahoma City bombing?
All right, backstage whore, here's the key to my hotel room.
All right, bitches, either you tuck your little wangs
All right, but just be careful, you know?
All right, but let's make sure we don't cover up
All right, but you need to cool down first, Lois.
All right, Carter, now, you know what's guaranteed
All right, Chris, here they come.
All right, Cleveland, nothing bonds women together like
All right, Cleveland, one thing that always bonds women
All right, coach, another surefire equation for comedy is tragedy plus time.
All right, coach, now one thing that's always funny is
All right, come on, time for bed, Vinny.
All right, come on. Let's get back to Jamestown
All right, come on. We've got to get those guns back.
All right, even though we just walked in,
All right, fellas, open mic at the library. Your first gig. Go get 'em!
All right, fine, so I'm a dumb, hot guy.
All right, fine, yes.
All right, fine.
All right, flight attendants, please prepare for crosscheck.
All right, game on.
All right, Griffin.
All right, guys, I know this looks desperate,
All right, guys, time to find a new family dog.
All right, halfway done.
All right, here we go.
All right, how many Vicodins for you guys to just leave me alone?
All right, I better get out of these professor clothes
All right, I came up here for a photo shoot
All right, I can do this.
All right, I got one.
All right, I should probably get going.
All right, I was hoping
All right, I won 200 bucks!
All right, I'll just strangle him with this Hawaiian shirt.
All right, I've made contact with your undercarriage.
All right, if this is to be a smart family,
All right, Joe. Come on.
All right, kids, you are really gonna love
All right, let's begin with an opening statement
All right, let's get some ground rules down.
All right, let's get this started.
All right, let's go!
All right, let's you put some makeup on and get right down to The Clam!
All right, look, maybe I'm not like other football fans,
All right, Meg, part of being an American citizen
All right, Meg, part of being an American citizen
All right, Meg, remember what I taught you.
All right, Meg, stay incredibly still.
All right, Meg, the best way for you to focus your rage
All right, Meg, you and me
All right, my little lord, it's time for bed.
All right, now that you've completed
All right, now to let some line out.
All right, Peter, I'm leaving.
All right, Peter, let's do it. You're my three legged race partner.
All right, Peter, now, when it comes to curing impotence,
All right, Quagmire, I have given this a lot of thought.
All right, Rupert, here we go.
All right, Rupert, I left the fat man's
All right, Rupert, I've been left with no choice.
All right, Rupert, now to break up my parents.
All right, Rupert, once this skunk sprays Vinny,
All right, Rupert, prepare to time travel.
All right, Rupert, the old toaster in the tub never fails.
All right, Rupert, time to break up Lois and the fat man
All right, Rupert. Who will it be?
All right, see you guys in two months.
All right, so here I come with the cloth.
All right, so this is Pawtucket Patriot's national distribution.
All right, so, I guess we'll split the bill 13 ways?
All right, Stewie, I'm gonna change your diaper now.
All right, that'll be ten cents.
All right, that's it, Peter.
All right, that's it!
All right, the next story is "Little Red Riding Hood."
All right, then, looks like we got ourselves a deal.
All right, this is good.
All right, walking speed.
All right, we got to put toilets in these things
All right, we'll come to dinner.
All right, we'll start with the nine grand
All right, we're done! Do you hear me? I quit!
All right, we're good.
All right, we're just gonna have to quietly run away.
All right, well, I got to go.
All right, well, I guess it couldn't hurt to look.
All right, well, I'm gonna go confuse everyone on Facebook
All right, well, I'm off to my grandmother's,
All right, what better place to find God
All right, whatever you gotta do, do it quick.
All right, where is it? Give me that! Is this all there was?
All right, who's ready for a little tailgating?
All right, you be safe, sir.
All right, you beautiful bastard, show me what you got.
All right, you can do this.
All right, you know what? Forget it!
All right, you little bitch, it's time to end this thing!
All right!
All right! This is the greatest Sunday tradition ever.
All right? There's worse things to be.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Amy at work kissed me.
All right. Well, can you at least
All thanks and praise goes to God. He really won this one for us.
All that really matters is the money you get in exchange for the treasure.
All the better to see you with, my dear.
All the black people she's ever seen on television.
All the cast of Friends
All the hats you could think of.
All the Patriots have to do is kneel down with the ball,
All the things that make us
All the things that make us
All the things that make us
All the things that make us
All the things that make us
All the things that make us
All the things that make us
All the things that make us
All the things that make us
All the things that make us
All these royal types are inbreeding, walleyed,
All these shows sound the same.
All this knowledge is gonna help you win your fight.
All those business trips, you've been acting weird.
All we want to do is get back to our home in America.
All you had was a salad.
All you needed to vote was a piece of duct tape and a...
Allright, let's keep talking it out.
Allright, well, you can check out the clue at our website.
Almost there.
Aloha!
Aloha. Welcome to Ryan's Hawaiians.
Also half of Derek Jeter
Also, since you've been out there,
Also, Zack Morris, if you could stop freezing time
Also, Zack Morris, if you could stop freezing time
Although I do appreciate the gesture."
Although, I don't have as cavalier an attitude
Although, I should warn you, you might not get an answer.
Although, I will miss Italy.
Always keeping the public in the dark.
Alyssa Milano
Am I Hitler?
Amazing, Holmes.
Amen! Why not? Why not, right?
An abdomen punch abortion during her volleyball tournament.
An acorn in a bed of hair is all you're gonna see down there
And "cheers" and "boos" might be referring to a bar
And "pawed through clues."
And a box of condoms.
And a part of me is glad you did.
And abstractions that I can pontificate upon at length.
And afterward, you're going to the mall to go clothes shopping.
And all the eggshells and coffee grounds will be yours.
And all the songs by Creed
And all this funny business keeps happening,
And also, in the firewood that needs to be split.
And and this question popped into my head.
And and you know what's weird?
And apologize face to face.
And are we just gonna bail on the Hoover Dam?
And as a dog, my place is outside.
And assuming that all goes through,
And at this point, I I just don't see
And be sure you get real money for it.
And beat him with a grill lid and windshield wipers,
And before you answer,
And besides, there's plenty of people
And by "guts," I mean "body."
And Chris told me you'd be here.
And clasp a cup of tea with two hands.
And clothing from J. Crew
And commit to being clearer in the future.
And contracted HPV my first night there.
And didn't make me feel so stupid.
And disappoint my wife yet again!
And do I go fast walking in nurse's shoes
And do weird stuff with your teddy bear.
And don't forget, if they have small children
And drive a Prius.
And even a couple of the little crashy ones.
And even if you're not, please say yes are you related to
And every stop is neatly planned for a poet and a one man band
And everyone should get off his back.
And fallopian tubes.
And flirt with people on the bus.
And flom not that rong ago.
And for my next trick, I'm gonna split my beautiful assistant in half.
And get a full page in the yearbook.
And get him to bring back the Christmas Carnival.
And get your mom a funny refrigerator magnet
And getting back together.
And getting on his good side perk.
And go through the immigration process
And God knows we could use a little romance in our marriage.
And good luck on that thing.
And got Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties.
And had the time of their lives.
And have them come get me
And he could finally see how poorly he'd been treating you.
And he did some serious time
And he followed me home.
And he got genital boppo from a Saigon whore...
And he probably misspelled "missus" because he was drunk when he wrote it.
And he turned out okay.
And he was pre approved for a Capital One No Hassle Card.
And he's been a wonderful godfather to Susie.
And he's chief scrum flanker on his varsity boogling team,
And he's going to kill me!
And he's so little.
And her boobs are enormous.
And here comes It's Bedtime!
And here it is, the number one song
And here's my favorite.
And here's your equal attention cake, Peter.
And his sleazy brother Rick Porgie.
And how those guys made you their bitch.
And how will you be paying for your rental, sir?
And I ain't got no clothes on.
And I am evil.
And I am Kronos, the god of time.
And I believed I was due an explanation
And I broke into a news station to make this.
And I can save him.
And I can walk without pain.
And I can't believe this funeral home has a skylight
And I could finally see how poorly I'd been treating him.
And I could remind you that one day you might be in my shoes
And I could stand here and give you a big speech
And I couldn't let the opportunity pass, so...
And I died of septic shock.
And I don't care who knows it!
And I don't think it's your medicine at all.
And I don't want a cold mother
And I even have this special little case for it.
And I feel it a little bit in my nads.
And I feel like he's jealous of our friendship.
And I go where I'm needed.
And I got this golden goose.
And I got you this tie clip.
And I guess I took advantage of that.
And I guess maybe I sort of used you as a replacement.
And I guess maybe I sort of used you as a replacement.
And I guess what I'm trying to say is
And I have something to say.
And I haven't seen him in years,
And I just made a Big Bill coil.
And I know what I've got to do.
And I know you love Augustus Gloop.
And I need to be the one who throws bar nuts in everybody's face.
And I no wanna keep her waiting.
And I promise I will never lie to you again.
And I should know.
And I think you'd be perfect for our new anti smoking campaign.
And I thought maybe you and I can finally go fishing
And I want the carnival back, too.
And I want to give you some money for all your time.
And I went with the most romantic song ever,
And I will!
And I won't get to see how this works out.
And I'll mow the grass and raise the AIDS baby.
And I'll put it in a sentence for you.
And I'll warn you ahead of time, these have jokes in them.
And I'm a coward.
And I'm already bored out of my mind.
And I'm certified as an accountant,
And I'm drunk, so I'll give you my keys.
And I'm glad to be here.
And I'm gonna climb it.
And I'm gonna shoot you.
And I'm gonna spend the rest of my life missing him.
And I'm gonna watch.
And I'm happy you guys found what you were looking for.
And I'm Joe Swanson.
And I'm like, "Honey..."
And I'm not going to ask who killed my daughter.
And I'm not interested in having sex
And I'm pretty good with my hands.
And I'm really sorry about how I treated you and the kids.
And I'm starting to think that other guy
And I'm telling you Cleveland and I have won every three legged race in Quahog
And I've already kissed eight guys twice.
And I've got a bone to pick with you!
And I've never heard that one before.
And I've sprained my ankle twice.
And I've treated people terribly.
And if being married means
And if there's one thing that always gets me to smile,
And if we're gonna be neighbors,
And if you get hungry, there's plenty of Goldfish in the couch.
And instead you were born into an alternate family.
And introduce human foibles into their situations.
And is anyone ever going to blow a raspberry
And is now starting quarterback
And it just got way, way out of hand!
And it lasts for life!
And it looks like he has a return pad, too.
And it looks like I went 48 hours
And it looks like they have medical care as well.
And it looks like Williams is pulling up his shirt
And it made me think,
And it must be original, because I know every song about money,
And it probably might be.
And it really bums me out, you know,
And it was cold, so you could see everything.
And it wouldn't put a dent in my problem.
And it's called love.
And it's just a house,
And it's the first door on your right.
And it's tough for me that he's gone,
And Italian Peter.
And Jon Heder
And jumping? And sky dancing?
And just waste them?
And Justin Bieber, too
And keep in mind, it's traditional to embellish
And let's be honest, if I had stayed with the Griffins,
And let's just say, uh, he don't do chick stuff no more.
And look for a job that pays actual money.
And Lynda Carter wasn't actually here?
And Mark Ruffalo in Garofaruffalo.
And maybe I wouldn't have to discipline your child if you did it yourself!
And maybe not slice your face in half.
And maybe you'll need a second chance.
And Meg's the biggest pig of all.
And my name isn't Lois.
And my rewinder, and just get the hell out of here.
And name my grandson Chris
And neither is she.
And no one will call you a quitter.
And no one's even mentioned his name.
And nobody knows where the baby is now?
And not 'cause of a hurricane.
And not feel self conscious about
And not from your waiting room just now,
And not make it rhyme.
And not the way you think.
And not These Three Guys Day.
And now a word from the American Lung Association.
And now an opening statement from our second candidate,
And now an opening statement from our second candidate,
And now for the closer.
And now he feels like he's lost you all over again.
And now he's gonna be the old platoon mate
And now here comes security to kick out the wrong person.
And now I feel comfortable, finally, in my leathery, scaly skin.
And now I have some
And now PBS presents Albino Children Are Normal.
And now the HBO Original Series, Boys.
And now there's no pie at all.
And now they don't even follow each other on Twitter.
And now they're running everything!
And now to throw this handful of change down
And now to tie this sweater around my waist
And now we wait.
And now we're ready to add music.
And now you want a piece of my treasure? I don't think so.
And now, 23 minutes of silence for the 23 workers
And now, The History Channel presents
And now, the next scene.
And on the first pose, his ball sack split in half.
And on the outside, here comes Tiny Kitten Kisses!
And on the same day I'm supposed to help
And One Hug.
And one in which I do.
And one really mean one.
And one superfluous employee
And only dicks don't let babies win.
And others wrote "The Family Guy."
And people who are waiting for the 3:00 check in time
And pick out something you do like?
And pick them yourself?
And pink and wonderful?
And please say yes because I need the attention
And prove it to you?
And realized you're just an average looking man.
And ruin it for everyone in other time zones.
And said, "Fuck it, here's a new one."
And see all the great stuff that's out there.
And sell this cow.
And sent two people to the hospital.
And set things right.
And since you were so well behaved at the dentist,
And so for all this awesome, neat, wonderful stuff
And so for all this awesome, neat, wonderful stuff
And so the prince searched all over the kingdom
And so, two people who danced together one time
And so, whoever fits in this slipper will be my princess.
And some rejected toys you're not gonna believe.
And someone spilled water all over her white shirt.
And sorry about the bedspread.
And Southern Italian Peter.
And steal tourists' wallets.
And Stewie can slam dunk a basketball
And straddling the bath faucet?
And take back what's ours.
And take care of Stewie, like I've been doing.
And take some responsibility.
And take your picture?
And tell them we don't have it.
And telling people where they can stick their wieners.
And thanks to you, I'm no longer getting bullied.
And that also means...
And that I decided to roam
And that is a good day.
And that's always exciting.
And that's fine.
And that's quite an accomplishment,
And that's something only an idiot would do!
And that's why here in Denmark we have very small tables
And that's why I'm gonna help you, Meg.
And the big Christmas tree?
And the blue one thinks he's gonna have a career in music.
And the bronze in Atlanta in '96.
And the fat man won't even let me
And the game is... Oh, my God, it's a fumble!
And the inside of the bag's always wet
And the kids aren't learning anything
And the kids can't either.
And the kids will be down here first thing in the morning
And the winner will be given his freedom.
And the worst part about it, is I can't have sex.
And the yellow one is just a total bitch.
And their popular music is interesting.
And then "Happy Birthday" is all blurry,
And then go out in the waiting room and maybe start lowering expectations.
And then I can go back and save Brian!
And then I'll always be known as the second guy
And then I'll be right back to take your order.
And then maybe get a couple bottles of wine
And then separated with the goal of fixing themselves
And then someone important sees it by wild coincidence,
And then spend the next 14 hours trying to get people to notice.
And then they ripped up my dress so now I have nothing to wear.
And then they'll have to kick me out of the school.
And then you open the card.
And then you pushed real hard and the poo came through the rib eye hole?
And then you were supposed to say, "No, Peter,
And there's a little bit of blood in my ear.
And there's kind of a lot of conversation going on.
And there's so much more work to come.
And there's some ice on the stairs to the basement,
And there's Taylor Not so swift.
And these two barbecue scumbags
And they know you took those cases
And they lived happily ever after for seven months
And they serve wine at every meal?
And they want to book you!
And they'll respect you for it.
And they're off!
And they're time stamped as far back as 1998,
And they've all got their own ideas
And thinks, "I want to take this to the next level."
And this is just the first game
And this is me getting you from behind,
And this is only Chicago.
And this is the Penthouse Forum, where dirtbags write letters
And this is where fake tour guides throw rocks
And this is why they were fighting.
And this might be the stupidest thing I've ever done, but...
And this one?
And this whole place is one hallway, let's consult the map.
And three pigs living together?
And to Buffalo! Buffalo's got everything.
And to think, just last week,
And today's the day we usually go apple picking.
And took over America.
And trash like Tara Reid
And try to clear this up.
And try to keep it that way, huh?
And wait for my stupid leg to heal.
And walk a straight line, please.
And walk around the neighborhood.
And was fortunate to come away with the win.
And was playing around with an elastic band.
And watch this Weird Al Yankovic documentary?
And we don't allow Meg upstairs!
And we got pretty tight.
And we met a lot of great people.
And we need someone tough in our corner.
And we want to sign you.
And we'll be right back with
And we'll bust your kneecaps.
And we'll get started.
And we'll have a closer look.
And we're done.
And Web series about energy drinks.
And welcome to our museum.
And what is this pamphlet I found under your bed
And what?
And what's your name?
And whatever lucky girl he ends up marrying.
And when it did, a little part of me died as well.
And where are the d****s?
And where are you gonna go?
And where'd you go to college?
And who wants to hear a story about a girl
And who's your date?
And why did you cancel the Christmas Carnival?
And women can do anything nowadays.
And would you like to come home and clean my toilet,
And yesterday was just too close a call.
And you accept credit cards and cash?
And you as well.
And you can have two.
And you could just go in there with a trench coat
And you couldn't poop it out?
And you didn't hear Alice giving him a hard time about it.
And you do that on site? Yes.
And you gave guns to the Indians.
And you hate Mike Teavee. Oh, don't even say his name
And you have to beat up the ref.
And you haven't had a single job lead.
And you know a lot about me, right?
And you know it's huge 'cause it's on a Tuesday night.
And you know Rupert's a dude, right, you gaylord?
And you know what?
And you look like a piece of spaghetti on the street.
And you need to release that eagle out into the...
And you smell slightly less worse
And you still won't give us an Emmy? Come on!
And you want to give them the impression that their eyes are starting to go.
And you... shut up.
And you'll see that white people are even better than black people.
And you're gonna use that.
And you're like, "No way."
And you're not handsome.
And you're not so tough.
And you're still in your 5:45 tuxedo.
And you've been a good friend.
And you've repaid me with abuse.
And your body is full of a spooky skeleton man.
And your father loves you, too.
And your mommy said that she'll be able to Skype at 8:30
And, besides, you owe me, Brian.
And, Cleveland, I forbid you from ever talking to Peter again!
And, hey, at least I've had some fun with it.
And, honestly, a lot of it just came from travel.
And, like the HPV, it stuck for life.
And, Meg, you're gay.
And, Peter, you've been hallucinating all night.
And, Ricky, you have got the best ass on this field.
And, uh,
And, uh, Gal Fridman,
And... up it goes...!
Angela, I really need my job back.
Angela, if you got business traveling
Angry working class Irish idiot hat.
Annual college fair,
Anonymous.
Another memory is my Uncle Roy putting his thumb in me.
Anthony The Air Around the Box Minetti.
Any moment, you know?
Any questions?
Any questions?
Any volunteers?
Anything else? Yes.
Anyway, a bunch of us got together
Anyway, Brian, I'm trying to figure out death!

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