The Simpsons - Season 3 Edit

A baby monitor.

A beer.

A beer... and a wad of bills!

A bit overly familiar, but I'll allow it.

A blatant disregard for our clean air laws.

A blue collar bar.

A bottle cap got lodged in the finger hole.

A cabbagehead from sector 7 G.

A chance to catch some rays

A cherry.

A congratulatory phone call from Earvin ''Magic''Johnson?

A convenience store ever had.

A conventional design.

A curse on me.

A delicious chutney squishee.

A dinosaur.

A fear of open areas and crowds.

A fellow came in asking for change for a dollar.

A Flaming Homer.

A friend bought it for me.

A garage!

A gas chromatograph

A genuine glow in the dark police badge.

A genuine official police badge.

A good job.

A good student take such a slide

A hockey arena becomes the scene of violence...

A homemade bat.

A hundred.

A left handed corkscrew?

A little beer will put out that fire.

A little girl who could pick football...

A little nip of courage.

A little reconciliation music, if you please.

A little shut eye.

A little something I call ''Plucking the Pickle.''

A little too good for an eight year old.

A lot of couples take separate vacations.

A lot of it is waiting to kiss.

A lot of painful memories.

A lot of stains on the ceiling.

A lot of workers really like candy.

A lottery ticket to jail.

A lovely promise...

A Machiavellian countenance.

A Malibu Stacy chinchilla coat.

A man could have.

A man who envies our family...

A membership in the National Rifle Association.

A million dollar idea like that.

A million poets could try for a million years

A new message every day.

A nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman

A pair of oversized breasts and a happy ending...

A passing fancy.

A piece of filth featuring a blonde harlot...

A pony is expensive.

A powerful message goes to your brain

A pox on them!

A pretzel?

A problem with the reactor?!

A rabbi composes, he creates thoughts...

A rabbi never exaggerates.

A ride along in a police car.

A role model in my very own home.

A secret weapon?

A slight headache, loss of appetite.

A sneeze guard.

A sneeze guard.

A spill on the floor with bugs going after it.

A spill on the floor with bugs going after it.

A super set of songs about clouds.

A surprise today.

A Talmudic conference in the Catskills.

A taste of your own medicine.

A timeless classic.

A toast to Moe, wizard of Walnut Street.

A tragic mix up today in Cleveland.

A vacation by myself.

A valet will be around shortly...

A what?

A wonderful vocation you never imagined.

A word for everything.

A) a carpenter ant...

A) gasoline...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

Aaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaahhh!

Aaaaaaaaahhh!

Aaaaaaahhh!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaahh!

Aaaaahh!

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! It's Sideshow Bob!

Aah! My vision.

Aah..!

Aah... whoo!

Aahh!

Aahh!

Aahh!

Aahh!

Aahh! Aahh!

Aahh! He's got a board with a nail in it!

Aahh! Oof!.

Abattoir: Slaughterhouse.

About a girl and her pony.

About a year ago

About being stuck in the house...

About gambling my family's future...

About meeting Aunt Selma's boyfriend.

About not dying alone...

About our freewheeling fop?

About that severed hand.

About the ax wielding maniac hiding in her back seat!

About the frisbee.

About the most wonderful place in the world

About the people Bart's working for.

Above that store bought drollery.

Absitively posolutely.

Absolutely not! Never!

Absolutely.

Academy Award Playhouse...

According to Eternity magazine

According to Eternity magazine

According to this article...

Ach du lieber.! Raccoons!

Acting on behalf of one Bart Simpson...

Actual odds of winning: one in 380 million.

Actually, he was hired under ''Project Bootstrap.''

Actually, I don't know if I've ever heard Bart play your albums.

Actually, it was.

Actually, she was singing about God.

Add one informed electorate. Baste well with veto power.''

Advantage: Burns.

Aerosmith!

After all, there were riots...

After all, we are from the land of chocolate.

After all, you wouldn't be here today...

After evaluating millions of pieces of data...

After I... catch my... breath...

After talking to your wife...

After the Berlin Wall fell our records started selling...

After the meltdown, expect roving bands

After the navy, my father used to curse a blue streak.

After which you'll return at full pay.

After your own child has performed.

After, we'll go to my apartment for some home cookin'. ''

Against the boy who put me there.

Agnes, we've got work to do

Ah Radioactive Man vs. The Swamp Hag.

Ah, beautiful.

Ah, fire

Ah, heh...

Ah, Monday morning.

Ah, my love.

Ah, my lucky red hat.

Ah, Simpson, there's someone...

Ah, Simpson, you big, virile son of a gun...

Ah, that kid slays me.

Ah, the last one.

Ah, the mirthless laugh of the damned.

Ah, the Simpsons! Right this way, please.

Ah, yes my lowest ebb.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

Ah...

Ah... finished, with 1 5 seconds to spare.

Aha!

Aha! Left handed nunchukas.

Ahem. I was trying to gnaw my foot off, but...

Ahh, thanks, guys.

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahhh...

A******* entertainer?

Ajob's a job.

Alcohol's depressing effects...

Alfred Hitchcock, and, of course

All aboard for Shelbyville, Badwater...

All along.

All Bart and Milhouse have is each other.

All employees got some...

All expenses paid. V.I.P. tour.''

All hail King Homer.

All I can be is myself.

All I did was spend the afternoon in her trailer...

All I found in there was a jar of mustard...

All I need is a couple of thousand dollars...

All I wanted to do was share your beautiful voice...

All it needed to explode...

All my friends are back in Phoenix

All my ill gotten Malibu Stacy accessories!

All my life I was angry, until one day...

All of us pull a few boners now and then

All our operators are currently busy.

All over the freakin' stage

All right, 500 days.

All right, all right, we'll find a way.

All right, all right.

All right, but just be careful.

All right, but no tongues.

All right, Denver, justify my love.

All right, Dolphins!

All right, Dolphins!

All right, he can stay...

All right, here comes my name.

All right, Homeboy!

All right, Homer

All right, I'll take Louis.

All right, Milhouse

All right, Monty...

All right, Mr. Burns, you win.

All right, Simpson. Let's go over the signals.

All right, stick it to the man.

All right, then.

All right, we won't get the chair

All right, we're back in business.

All right, you ragtag bunch of misfits.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! A peanut.

All right! A test!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. A man needs two things

All right. All right.

All right. Don't whine.

All right. No Bible stories for you tonight.

All right...

All the best dogs are there

All the colors of the rainbow.

All the gals on the force...

All the kids will call him Larry Fairy.

All the pieces fit.

All the time wondering, '' How does he do it?''

All the time.

All the years I've lobbied to be treated like an adult..

All the years of joy that I've lost.

All this was bought with dirty money.

All you got to do is whack her with the oar.

All you have to do...

Alley balls?

Allow me to demonstrate.

Almost double digits.

Almost midnight.

Almost sensuous.

Also, it has become clear...

Although I know you're looking at me, I would look exactly the same, even if you weren't.

Although I'm sure...

Although it is tempting.

Although it would explain...

Although there is no change in my patrician facade...

Although we can't reach the boy...

Although, if you threw in a few lawn chairs...

Alto or tenor?

Always has been.

Am hereby giving away...

Am I making myself clear?

Am I right?

America was now discovered in 1 942 by...

Americans have grown up

An ''I Love Lefty'' glass

An all you can eat spaghetti dinner.

An alternative to giving up my beer.

An awful lot.

An economic power of the world.

An entertainer, like your son.

An essay contest. ''Children under 1 2.

An idea and money to get it off the ground.

An idea is subtly implanted in your head

An open grave.

An overworked and underappreciated housewife...

And a big awards ceremony?

And a bottle of tequila

And a couple of old Cycle magazines.

And a one and a two and a one, two, three, four.

And a one, and a two...

And a state of Kansas Jell O mold

And a state of the art detention hall...

And a welcoming mint on your pillow.

And abstain from coffee, tea and cola drinks.

And after midnight...

And all because of one little boy who

And although I can give them to you...

And are unable to play tomorrow.

And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophony...

And as smart as Yoda.

And at night, it will nestle snugly...

And at no extra charge, pronunciation.

And become a full time...

And before I join them, I have one question.

And blasted Tasers!

And body gel and bathrobes.

And bought you a ten gallon tub of gummi bears.

And bring it in for the perfect landing.

And bring the kids.

And broadcasting towers.

And by the way, I'd like to say...

And chip in a few bucks.

And Corey was always walking around...

And Daddy needs daughter's picks.

And did I mention that the monster...

And didn't ScratchyJunior look happy playing with his dad...

And dinner by candlelight

And does it ever say ''I love you''?

And don't be stingy with the vino.

And don't make that face at me.

And don't steal any light bulbs.

And drawn closer with the right''?

And Dyna Flo suspension.

And easy listening at night.

And entertain me.

And even his life by asking me for money?

And everyone is happy.

And everyone's invited.

And everyone's invited.

And fill it to the top time.

And finally, ''Baby With a Nail Gun.''

And find true love.

And for this, I thank him.

And for you, sir?

And from Knots Landing, Miss Donna Mills.

And give half the money to Homer.

And go from there.

And go on to have a great acting career.

And go out there and win.

And go to sleep.

And got trapped in a closet on his way out.

And had fur where there was no fur before.

And have them play on our softball team.

And he already has more friends around the plant than I do.

And he doesn't even know

And he still treats me like something he dug out of his ear.

And he's slowly suffocating.

And her wacky sax.

And Here Comes The Metric System.

And here it is.

And here it is.

And here's another breathtaking sight...

And hocking jewelry since I was 1 2.

And how are they going to find out?

And how did you get past the hall monitors?

And how will you be paying for it?

And how!

And I already used up my ''A'' material.

And I am the...

And I can stretch the food budget.

And I can't be everywhere at once.

And I can't buy you a decent wedding ring.

And I don't care what it costs.

And I don't recall no one complaining.

And I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it?

And I expect you

And I got an enchanted jockstrap.

And I got that foot massager I've always wanted.

And I have a dog that's very sick.

And I have the same tightness in my chest...

And I know you wanted this photo...

And I liked it.

And I may or may not die young.

And I owe it all to you.

And I quote, ''The**** are a swinging bunch of people.

And I ruined it.

And I should warn you...

And I spent my last ten grand on the love tester.

And I thank you for catching me.

And I think they snuck in some bad language too.

And I think you had a good time with me.

And I thought we were best friends.

And I was dead from not eating?

And I will be hunted down like a dog.

And I wouldn't keep falling down either.

And I'd be laughing Laughing from my grave.

And I'd like to bail out right now.

And I'd like to take your C.D. to him.

And I'd never amount to anything.

And I'll be right here watching TV.

And I'll clean him for free.

And I'm afraid to ask.

And I'm here to ask you why you don't think...

And I'm no day at the beach either.

And I'm, like, ''No way ''

And I've got an idea.

And if displeased, can turn people into grotesque walking terrors.

And if I go down, you're breaking my fall!

And if you'd like to see me in a costume, you have only to ask.''

And in the Christmas pageant, they're always sheep.

And inside the doghouse, there's a little surprise.

And it came with a free instruction book.

And it never hurt me.

And it won't work for you.

And it's brought Lisa and me together.

And it's Don't Have a Cow.

And it's going to be a lot of hard work...

And it's more

And lackluster police force.

And leave Homer alone with no food?''

And leave them on the Simpsons' porch.

And leave you with something that fits right in your front pocket.

And left with the woman I loved.

And let me assure all you smokers...

And let's all enjoy...

And listen to an inspiring story of wilderness survival.

And live off the boy.

And look out at 1 4th and Elm.

And looks like I got me...

And lost the other car...

And maintained my sanity...

And make a fresh start with Maggie

And make love?

And make the honey

And marry out of fear of dying alone.

And Mel Brooks.

And mild enough to use daily.

And misspelled ''bus'' on your application.

And most of them are squarely aimed...

And mounds of whipped cream, chopped nuts...

And my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

And my enemies even closer.

And my own personal thumbs up.

And my phlegm feels looser.

And my recent trouble with the I RS sealed the deal.

And Neil Patrick Harris as Bart Simpson.

And not a day goes by we don't thank God for all three of you.

And not rigid as a cedar.''

And now I need a piece of paper to do that.

And now that you know how it's done...

And now the moment of truth.

And now the winner is...

And now the winner...

And now, a man who needs no introduction...

And now, here's Bart Simpson...

And now, here's...

And now, I have none.

And now, once again Lurleen.

And now, to present the award...

And oh,yes, I really hate yo yos.

And one shot straight up my nose.

And other wholesome activities

And our country isn't called America anymore. It's Bonerland.

And our new number one hit ''I Do Believe We're Naked''

And our slot machine and card tables.

And paint my house with your brains.

And pray for our souls.

And profuse sweating I always get.

And proving without question..

And put a clock in it.

And Rabbi Hyman Krustofski.

And rehire that chap who sassed me in the bar.

And remember that for one brief shining moment...

And return more in love than ever.

And roll him off the pier.

And run the inventor

And said I could get anything I wanted.

And save the rest for

And say, ''Nein.!''

And second, he's not much of an actor.

And see a piece of furniture...

And set to work making the world's greatest bat.

And she likes it...

And show it to him before he dies.

And slobbering all over your face...

And smother you with kisses.

And so do we.

And so is the pitcher.

And so, I hereby declare that Route 401

And so, the Rough Riders...

And soak it in rich creamery butter.

And sold the old ones for 50 bucks.

And some chocolate chip cheesecake...

And someday you'll be the guy...

And sometimes my imagination runs away with me.

And sometimes, I want a little time to myself...

And speaking of lotteries...

And Springfield is no exception.

And stare at the front of the room.

And started sniffing at your crotch...

And still describe but three eighths of your beauty.

And Suckup the Vacuum.

And Super Bowl 26.

And surrounded by loved ones, and it makes me feel

And takes out a tiny piano and a 1 2 inch pianist

And talk to him?

And talk to them.

And tear him a new belly button.

And tell her the truth.

And tell me to turn on my walkie talkie.

And that blonde does she have assets!

And that dog Nixon had, what's his name? Chester?

And that nice man who caught the snake in our basement.

And that pizza delivery truck...

And that was his leash...

And that's my courageous story.

And that's so depressing I think I'm to cry.

And that's when she realized...

And that's where he took a whiz on the rug.

And the driver has been instructed...

And the Emmy goes to...

And the final from Riverfront Stadium:

And the final number is... 49.

And the fourth inning is the beer inning.

And the honeymoon is going to be...

And the lady's ring, I'm afraid.

And the NFL Punt, Pass and Kick Competition.

And the nominees are:

And the occasional issue of Crazy...

And the Raiders because they cheat.

And the second number is three.

And the Springfield Nuclear Plant Soft shoe Society.

And the team colors on his body.

And the videocassette Homer gave us.

And The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West

And there he goes off in that direction.

And there's a world of rusty nails out there

And these...

And they come in this delicious red sauce.

And they didn't eat it

And they never ruined their fun

And they never solved the case.

And they'll oink for more.

And they're a popular target for bullies...

And things I'll tell you when you're older.

And this casino to join

And this control stick is like the handlebars on your tricycle.

And this happy character here is the sun.

And this happy character here is the sun.

And this is hardly the time to discuss it.

And this is Nelson's English homework.

And this is our map, The Art of War by Sun Tzu.

And this is Patty

And this is where I used to hide my beer.

And this one is very, very cute...

And this plastic derriere.

And this sawtooth formation seems to...

And this town has a weird smell that you're all probably used to

And this whole country music thing.

And this will be one nation under the dollar...

And those crumbled up cookie things they mash up?

And to ensure your immortality...

And tonight, in her syndicated TV debut Lurleen!

And Trong has won both the Westinghouse Talent Search...

And Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory...

And turning over cars in our nation's capital tonight.

And was on my way to freedom.

And watch 'em slap their fins together.

And watch you smoke every one of those cigarettes.

And we lived on a pony farm...

And we saved $40 for the family.

And we thought they could rock in Shelbyville.

And we visit

And we were gonna shoot him.

And we'll all live...

And we'll be sitting on the bench.

And we'll go inside and watch TV.

And we'll put the heat to the meat.

And we're rapping with the Tap.

And we've got ourselves a transient.

And wealthy gadabout Chilton Gaines.

And welcome to an event that harkens back...

And welcome to Rancho Relaxo.

And went far, far away...

And what if your family don't like bread?

And what's your name?

And when you do...

And when you go home at night...

And which way to the can?

And while on Ventnor Avenue...

And who did I see taking a bribe...

And who's insane?

And wiping out nations with the stroke of a pen.

And with the score at the half Buffalo 1 4, Washington 7...

And working at the local fun center.

And you can't turn around...

And you get to meet lots of interesting people.

And you have a remainder left over.

And you must be

And you see that queen? Her name is Smithers.

And you took advantage of him.

And you wait just a little for it to melt?

And you want me to buy you a new one.

And you're covered in gold.

And your dad didn't invent it, you wuss.

And, uh, passed on.

And, uh...

And... and I don't want any zombie turkeys.

Announcer: ...for halfback Dan Beerdorf.

Another baby in the house.

Another member of our nuclear family...

Another pair of sixes.

Another pitcher of Flaming Moes.

Answer the phone.

Any attempt to pull him up would snap him like a twig.

Any comments?

Any man scoring has to chug a beer.

Any of you guys know...

Any questions?

Any questions?

Any ring is fine, as long as it's from you.

Any thoughts on Miami Cincinnati?

Any time I hear the wind blow

Anybody there?

Anybody want coffee?

Anyone up for the Winifred Beecher Howe Memorial?

Anything for my little girl.

Anything where guys...

Anything you want in this world.

Anyway, now let's go over and see if Sideshow Mel...

Apersonal ad?

Applause, applause to birthday boy Milhouse...

Apple... apple... apple...

Apu, hey.

Apu, you can take this job and restaff it.

Architect!

Are an inexpensive source of cheese.

Are calmly correcting a minor, piffling malfunction...

Are gonna sail around the world like we always wanted.

Are in this drink?

Are only a few months away.

Are poison for a purveyor of mind numbing intoxicants.

Are there any women here?

Are those liquor bottles?

Are you acquainted with our state's stringent usury laws?

Are you beautiful?

Are you better than me?

Are you cold?

Are you guys crooks?

Are you hungry?

Are you interested in politics or government?

Are you Ken GriffeyJr.?

Are you kids ready to order yet?

Are you Mary Tyler Moore?

Are you Mike Scioscia?

Are you nuts? That's the Super Bowl.

Are you Ozzie Smith?

Are you quite sure you know how to take care of a pony?

Are you ready to rock?

Are you ready?

Are you stealing Squishies?

Are you sure that's wise?

Are you sure you want to do this?

Are you sure you're here voluntarily?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure...

Are you talking about?

Are you the genius behind the Flaming Moe?

Are you thirsty?

Aren't necessary here.

Aren't parents supposed to encourage their kids...

Aren't permitted by the Supreme Court.

Aren't you a little old for this?

Aren't you sweet.

Aren't you the head of this gang?

Aren't you the safety inspector?

Ari's been having terrible worker problems.

Ariel.

Armando and Raffi.

Armored car being robbed at Fifth and Main.

Arnold Palmer? No.

As ''the quality or condition of being excellent.''

As a science teacher...

As an attack dog...

As Flaming Moe's Day.

As for the first time ever...

As I am with the chaps.

As I look into this sea of smiling faces...

As I said...

As I stared at that hairy drumstick

As Lead Paint:: Delicious But Deadly

As long as he's got eight fingers and eight toes...

As long as it's quiet.

As much as I hate that man right now...

As soon as we nail Mendoza my old lady and I...

As spending too much time together.

As the months and years drift by...

As the pants wearer of this house...

As The Revenge of Abe Lincoln...

As the years went by...

As three time derby champ Ronnie Beck says...

As three time soap box derby champion Ronnie Beck says...

As Tolstoy said in Quotable Notables...

As you can see in our artist's rendition, it's full of old growth...

As you can see, we never got the hang of it.

As you hear New Age music

As your new manager, I want to say this up front

Aspirin, sewing kit, pilot's wing pin...

At a left handed ice cream scoop.

At Club Moe.

At first they were cute, but now they're annoying.

At five...

At last, we've built the mission.

At our drying out facility in Hawaii...

At Rancho Relaxo, you're the boss.

At some far distant family reunion...

At Springfield Barber College.

At the bikini.

At the boy's parents.

At the end of 1 3 seconds...

At the last second to cover the spread.

At the premiere of Mozart's The Magic Flute

At the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.

At times like these...

At... normal... rate

Attention all units! Attention all units!

Attention, class.

Attention, everyone.

Attention, Homer Simpson. Wake up, Homer.

Attention, workers.

Au revoir.

Aunt Bella?! Wait a minute.

Aunt Patty says our stock is skyrocketing.

Aunt Selma has one hour to live.

Aunt Selma has this crazy obsession...

Authentic Timmy O'Toole baby teeth.

Avec plaisir.

Aw, Bart...

Aw, geez.

Aw, ha ha, that's great!

Aw, he'll never know who did it.

Aw, nuts.

Aw, that's sweet.

Aw, the hell with it.

Aw! We could have seen a monkey

Aw.

Aw...