The Simpsons - Season 4 Edit

A "wowwipop." [ Chuckling ]

A 1 9th century carousel.

A 50 foot tidal wave is heading this way.

A bench. Kids, what do ya say...

A bottle? [ Laughs ]

A boyfriend?

A brick and you're not made of... stone.

A bug, I tell you! A bug! [ Laughing ]

A child can really Change your life.

A chilling vision of things to come.

A college fund at Lincoln Savings and Loan.

A group of school aged Spartacuses has taken this camp by force.

A guy like me can really clean up.

A lot of the people who smoke our product have been...

A man can stand up." Wow!

A man who provided the Burns Corporation with 45 years of faithful service...

A Nobel Prize winner!

A pack of sugar and peanut butter smeared on a playing card.

A plus?

A rabid mouse in Boston who attacked and killed...

A refrigerator.

A religious clown thing, yes.

A ride on the Duff blimp.

A ride on the famous Duff Beer blimp!

A small cat. [ Chuckling ]

A solar eclipse.

A year when you might have seen Al Capone...

A young Joe Piscopo taught us how to laugh.

Aaaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aah, this has more zing.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Can't... stop...

Aah! Oh!

Aah! Water! [ Yelling ]

Aah! Whoa!

Abe, tell 'em about your amazing life.

Abe, tell 'em about your amazing life.

Abraham Simpson.

Absolutely. My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage.

According to Fretful Mother Magazine...

According to this book, the first thing we need is a setting.

According to this book, the monorail goes over 1 50 miles an hour.

According to this magazine, Bart might be jealous of her.

Act now and get a bonus C.D.

Action Figure Man, the "How to Buy Action Figure Man" episode.

Actual film of car crash victims

Actually, according to the will, the cats own the house. You'd be their tenants.

Actually, I thought I'd lift this 1 987 Buick Skylark over my head.

Actually, I'm supposed to be a governor. [ Burps ]

Actually, sir, he thwarted your campaign for governor...

Actually, they're being deported.

Actually, you know, I wrote my thesis on life experience, and

Actually, you know, I wrote my thesis on life experience, and

Actually, you see, the doors on Star Trek were not mechanical.

After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.

After an exhaustive search, Springfield has found its monorail conductor

After applying brushable coating to the panels

After exposing Alger Hiss...

After that, he couldn't get arrested in this town.

After you were ejected from the restaurant?

Again with the Klingons! Mr. Scott, give me full power.

Against the evils in society...

Age 14, age 17...

Agent Malone, Environmental Protection Agency.

Agh!

Ah, ah, ah. You know what I wanna hear.

Ah, Bart, I gotta go. See you around.

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles' heel, if you will.

Ah, come on. You wanna waste your life...

Ah, dying's not so bad.

Ah, forget it. Ouch! I better go check on Barney.

Ah, here we are D'oh!

Ah, here we are. "How To Raise The Dead."

Ah, Homer, I hope Crusher and Low Blow didn't hurt you.

Ah, honey, I know what you're going through.

Ah, I can't afford it.

Ah, kids' letters from camp.

Ah, little Homer.

Ah, McBain, so glad you could make it.

Ah, my beloved family.

Ah, my gym shorts.

Ah, my high school yearbook.

Ah, Rex Morgan, M.D. You have the prescription for the daily blues.

Ah, sure, there'll be a couple Of up tight counselors...

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

Ah, that's too bad, 'cause tonight my guests will be Dr. Carl Sagan...

Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Ah, there it goes

Ah, they shouldn't have been there in the first place.

Ah, this show ain't no good.

Ah, this show ain't no good. Hee yah!

Ah, Tibor, how many times Have you saved my butt?

Ah, too predictable.

Ah, we've been looking for a project to do together for a while.

Ah, what noble visionary thought up April Fools' Day?

Ah, white gold.

Ah, who cares?

Ah, yeah

Ah, yes. I remember the day we moved in.

Ah, yes. Rusty and dull.

Ah! [ Chuckles ]

Ah! Remarkable.

Ah. Hmm.

Ah. Homer J. Simpson, you're a genius.

Ah. It's making me dizzy. I'm gonna take a nap.

Aha! Big mistake, pal!

Aha! Got 'em!

Ahh Ow!

Ahh, that dummy doesn't scare me.

Ahh, this is the life

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! I can see the music.

Ahh! Sweet, nourishing gruel!

Ahh. Nothin' beats a good porno movie.

Ahhh, I'm just a big, toasty cinnamon bun.

Ahhh, I'm there.

Ahhh, I'm there.

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners.

All done!

All game shows off the beach!

All he needs is a hook.

All I wanted was a little version of me...

All in favor of skipping the poem.

All on I Can't Believe They Invented It!

All part of God's great plan.

All right, boy. This calls for the biggest punishment I ever handed down...

All right, boys, time to bag us a cattle rustler

All right, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you...

All right, but I don't see

All right, come out with your hands up...

All right, Dad!

All right, everybody, put down your glasses.

All right, here's the deal.

All right, Homer, you can have the dental plan...

All right, I know how to handle this.

All right, leeches, I want you to see what a good writer looks like.

All right, let "ham ateur" night in Dixie commence.

All right, let's see. First name. First name.

All right, Mom. I promise you will never be billed for another call.

All right, Nick. Don't panic.

All right, now, boy.

All right, then to decide it I propose a race around the world.

All right, then. [ Crunching ]

All right, then. Bring me that crooner she likes so much, Tom Jones.

All right, watch this. Hello, Alphonse. I've got a riddle for you.

All right, you balls of pan drippings!

All right, you big ape. Get a snoot full of this gas bomb.

All right, you guys. I want you in bed before Jimbo gets here.

All right! Bologna and cheese! What do you got, Bart?

All right! But I'll never shop here again.

All right! Let's make some pus.

All right! Special holiday meal.

All right! Three whole months Of Spaghetti Os and daytime TV!

All right! Time for a crime spree.

All right.

All right.

All right. But if he starts to wig out, try to lure him into the cellar.

All right. Here, take the keys.

All right. Here's your policy.

All right. I could use some names.

All right. I tell you what I'll do.

All right. I think you've learned your lesson.

All right. I'll pick up a bucket Of fried chicken, extra skin...

All right. I'll talk to Lisa's teacher this year.

All right. I'm almost there.

All right. I'm going

All right. Starting tomorrow, no beer for a month.

All right. Tell you what. I'm thinking Of a number between 1 and 50.

All right. That's it.

All thanks to the new Juice Loosener.

All the kids in Springfield are S.O.B.s

All those bald children are arousing suspicion. To the park!

All those in favor Of Grampa Simpson's plan...

All we ask is to be treated with dignity and respect.

Always takes rock.

Always thinking two moves ahead.

Always wanting more, more, more!

Amazing!

Amber, do you think the Bill of Rights...

America's health care system is second only to Japan...

An auto freshener that says Capricorn...

An invitation to our high school reunion.

An NBA All Star!

And "rail" means "rail."

And a bottle of aspirin, please.

And a new candle now and then?

And already no one remembers me.

And Amber Dempsey back in.

And around and around and around.

And as a result, I almost missed work.

And Bart can sleep with us until he's 21 .

And be the best damn Barney you can be.

And bring that big, juicy, chess club brain of yours along with you.

And by gum, it put them on the map!

And cancer of the rectum.

And carrying too much weight.

And cartoon history was made.

And come hell or high water, I

And cracked my buttocks with a hammer.

And crank it until the ribs swing open like a rusty drawbridge.

And Dial "M" for Murderousness.

And don't say it'll never happen...

And don't you think that the Almighty has better things to worry about...

And finally, Itchy and Scratchy, the "Little Barbershop of Horrors" episode.

And finally, the little spot under your nose

And get back my Most Improved Odor trophy!

And get me a bottle of bourbon.

And God didn't save his house.

And God didn't save his house.

And good bye! You're fired!

And he didn't always do what other people thought was right.

And he was cast into the fiery cauldron of hell!

And he's got something you couldn't get at your fancy schools life experience.

And here it is

And here it is. Marge's husband doesn't earn much, and the family's a mess.

And here's country singing sensation Lurleen Lumpkin...

And his brain waves are disturbingly erratic.

And his famous superfluous nipple.

And his wife painted you in the nude

And how about piping in some Tom Jones music? That always cheers me up.

And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore?

And how come Batman doesn't dance anymore?

And how that guy Stanley should have been nice to her.

And how. That's why they call it Fort Sensible.

And I can say without hyperbole...

And I come before you good people tonight with an idea.

And I come from, uh, someplace far away.

And I didn't like it one bit!

And I didn't need molded plastic to improve my physique.

And I don't have a father.

And I don't think George Washington will ever be the same

And I have a dog that's very sick.

And I have had three heart attacks.

And I knew that was special because I usually dream about naked... Marge.

And I need to find another big brother.

And I owe it all to skipping church.

And I thought it would be a good chance to meet some other adults.

And I won't be back for 1 0 minutes!

And I wouldn't let them leave.

And I'd like to apologize one last time...

And I'm a college student. Heh, heh!

And I'm an expert at faking an interest in your kooky projects.

And I'm horrified to find he's a nerd.

And I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

And I've learned a great deal from this cow's heart I got at the butcher shop

And if America wins a gold medal...

And if we freeze on frame 1 38...

And if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return.

And if you'll scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em

And it would be nice to have a little privacy around here for a change.

And it's heading for a great big lawsuit.

And its parent corporation, Nordyne Defense Dynamics...

And keep sobbing till he turns away in disgust

And Krusty's autobiography was self serving with many glaring omissions.

And last Christmas, Marge made us gingerbread men.

And later, I'll teach you the tricks of the trade

And let me say...

And lived happily ever after.

And look new hair!

And look out at the corner of 12th and Main because I'm gonna be sick. Whoop.

And look. There's a dog driving a bus.

And look. You've saved more than a hundred dollars.

And make lifelong connections to the world of organized crime.

And me without a camera.

And me, I have no ride at all.

And Mr. Boswell, the man behind those infamous worst dressed lists.

And my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.

And nature will take its course.

And no matter what happens, I'll never forget the advice you gave me.

And now here's... Lisa Simpson!

And now it's time to name our runner up...

And now the award for most improved odor

And now there's a beach ball on the field...

And now to open This year's festivities...

And now, back to the wall.

And now, for an emergency announcement from the mayor.

And now, for your triumphant walk down the runway.

And now, here's another fine Itchy and Scratchy cartoon...

And now, I wanna show you what you're fighting for, if there was a war on.

And now, it's time for another patented Gabbo Crank Call!

And now, Leaning Tower of Pisa, Eat your heart out and move over.

And now, let's hear it for our own Miss Springfield.

And now, my exclusive interview with His Holiness, Pope John Paul I.

And now, some aftershave.

And one of the campers was eaten by a bear.

And our newest flavor Duff Dry.

And periodically release a delightful burst..

And play something with a lot of bass...

And receive a free Chinese finger trap.

And release it at an appropriate time

And she died a horrible death.

And she hit him in the head with a golf club.

And she likes a bottle of warm milk before nap time.

And she likes some clod who's beneath her, what should you do?

And shove them into my sockets, I would.

And since we're returning your second born...

And so, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I rest my case.

And something with coconut on it.

And sometimes I got into trouble.

And sometimes it's like I don't even exist.

And stick one there and there and anyplace you're bleeding.

And stick starving dogs in your butt!

And Sweatin' to the Oldies, volumes one, two and four.

And swift hand.

And talk show mainstay Dr. Joyce Brothers.

And teamed up to fight a bigger foe.

And that "little while" is now eight years and counting. [ Chuckles ]

And that big dipper looking thing...

And that concludes our intensive three week course.

And that escalator to nowhere.

And that eulogy better not show up on the bill.

And that includes your teacher.

And that man's name was

And that thing is as follows.

And that unfortunate bout of rabies.

And that's good! But here's the bad part.

And that's how we shave.

And that's how we shave.

And that's my two cents.

And that's the story of April Fools' Day.

And that's the tooth!

And the 50 foot magnifying glass...

And the ancient art of padding.

And the astonishing return of Jim Brown.

And the ball boys are discussin' which one of them's gonna go get it.

And the best part is, when you come to Kamp Krusty...

And the celebrity on the maiden voyage was Gallagher.

And The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot

And the door opens like magic.

And the healthy snacks are on their way.

And the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?

And the Japanese will eat us alive!

And the only reason I gaveyou that stupid valentine is 'cause nobody else would!

And the person who traveled the least distance to be here

And The President's Neck Is Missing.

And the recipient of this handsome shoe buffer

And the rest writes itself.

And the winner is...

And the winner is... Lisa Simpson!

And the winner of the blimp ride is...

And the word "dog" with "son

And there was a hair in one.

And there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt.

And there's a picture of a train.

And there's one Itchy and Scratchy cartoon I don't think we'll ever forget.

And this flashy jacket.

And this happy little fellow is the gouger.

And this is for my Huggy Bug, in honor of this special day.

And this is her hair

And this is the snack holder where I can put my beverage or, if you will, cupcake.

And this is your office. That idiot Tibor lost the key...

And this is, uh, for the man of the house...

And this time it's gonna stick.

And thus never graduated from high school.

And thy town shall be a beacon unto others."

And to make sure, I want to be stuffed and put on the couch...

And to shake your booty means to wiggle one's butt.

And tonight I will be playing "Mac Arthur Park" on the tabla.

And Tova Borgnine

And turn to the lamentations of Jeremiah...

And unless you change, I'll have to tell them their father is...

And we are back with more of People Who Look Like Things.

And we need young smokers to take their place.

And we'll eat while standing over the sink or toilet.

And we'll get back our...

And we'll visit a nudist camp... for animals.

And we're thinking of retiring Menthol Moose.

And we've made it our mission to win you back to the flock.

And what are you making, Sideshow Luke Perry?

And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?

And when are we gonna get our mountain bikes?

And when he let you go you kicked him in the back?

And where exactly Are you going?

And who's your little school friend?

And why is a cafeteria worker posing as a nurse?

And will always look out for you.

And will the harlequin in the third row Please keep his voice down?

And with no false modesty, you're lookin' at one happy camper.

And with the East German [ Chuckles ]

And worship you in my own way.

And you are to attend traffic school and two months of Alch Anon meetings.

And you did it last year, remember?

And you didn't. But why should you pay for my mistake?

And you do have that certain special something.

And you know where those reviewers are? All dead.

And you remember...

And you saved my life when you could have just left me to fry...

And you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac..."

And you will have any man you desire.

And you wouldn't believe the celebrities who did cameos

And you... and you.

And you're a nuclear technician?

And you're giving me a hissy fit.

And, finally, age 18.

And, Gummy Joe, where would you be without that dental plan?

And, quite frankly, I think she, um [ Squeaking ]

And, right now, my only outlet is my ham radio.

And, you know, that guy, always wore a shirt

And... begin!

Angry. Angry young man.

Any of these boys would be thrilled to have a bigger brother like you.

Anything I give you would only be a placebo.

Anything this bad has to be educational. Bart!

Anything... for a lady.

Anyway, Bart had just entered the terrible twos.

Anyway, we got a great show for you.

Apes, but they're not so big.

April first used to be the pagan new year.

April Foo

Apu, I see you're not in church.

Apu, I'd like you to drop the charges against my wife.

Apu, you gotta help me. I need a Valentine's gift for my wife.

Are in the neighborhood colorfully referred to as the "Rat's Nest."

Are now just corpses rotting in our streets.

Are there any jive talking robots in this play?

Are those our ratings? Let me see.

Are we talking about redistricting or are we talking about reapportionment?

Are you crazy? We still haven't tried Raspberry Duff...

Are you going to eat it?

Are you kidding? I work like a Japanese beaver.

Are you kidding? Lisa turned out perfect.

Are you squandering the precious gift Of life in front of the idiot box?

Are you sure you won't come with us to church?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Well, everyone's talking about it.

Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers...

Are you with the bride or groom?

Aren't you being a little hard on old Homie?

Argle bargle or foofaraw?

Arnie, please. The ski conditions.

Arr, har, har, har, har, har, har, har.

Arr! Why buy a house...

Arr! Ya call that an anchor?

Arrivederci, Vito.

As Alice's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass...

As chief constable I'm supposed to get a pig every month...

As his father, I think you should have a frank and earthy discussion about...

As Little Miss Springfield, it's my pleasure to welcome you to America...

As she helps open the Danish super chain "Shop."

As their way of saying "Welcome to Springfield. '"

As usual, a knife wielding maniac has shown us the way.

As you know, our president, Chucky Fitzhugh, ain't been seen lately

Ass!

Assemble the aluminum J channel using self furring screws.

At Granicus and Issus.

At least you guys are my friends.

At least you're not as bad as Customs.

At our fabulous Beerquarium!

At our next high school reunion, I'll have nothing to be ashamed of.

Atoms.

Attention, everyone. This is Principal Skinner.

Attention! This is the Coast Guard.

Aunt Selma, this may be presumptuous...

Avert your eyes, children. He may take on other forms.

Aw, wait. It's just a pile of rags.

Aw, what the hell.

Aw, who cares? Time to get me a mountain bike.

Aw, you remembered my birthday.

Aw.

Aw. I'm gonna give her a kiss.

Aww, isn't that cute!

Aww. Nothing gets chocolate out. See?

Aye, aye, Captain. Marge, we're going to that restaurant.

Aye, sir. Eh, you silk wearing buttercup!

Aye, sir. You bath taking, underpants wearing lily hugger.

Baby's First Pop up Book is 26 pages of alphabetic adventure.

Back to class, lad. Nothin' to see here.

Bad enough to hit yourself over the head with the phone?

Bah! This is just another Hallmark holiday cooked up to sell cards.

Barney, don't steal any beer while I'm gone.

Barney, give me your keys. You're too drunk to drive.

Barney, I'd like to put a Spanish version Of your jingle on my next album.

Barney, I'm not getting a sex change!

Barney, that's great. When two best friends work together...

Barney, where's your cummerbund?

Barney, you stole my idea.

Barney!

Bart has been guilty Of the following atrocities

Bart Simpson, Jimbo Jones...

Bart, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Bart, didn't I ask you to watch Maggie?

Bart, do you wanna play John Wilkes Booth or do you wanna act like a maniac?

Bart, don't ask stupid questions.

Bart, don't you ever do that again. Understand?

Bart, get dressed for school. I expect you to be in your seat when the bell rings

Bart, get out!

Bart, have you ever read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"'?

Bart, how could you shock your little sister?

Bart, I could kiss you...

Bart, I told you not to use that word. Call me "Daddy".

Bart, I'd like you to read this copy of Johnny Tremain.

Bart, I'm very impressed at the independent learning you've displayed here.

Bart, Lisa, I have something to tell you, and I'm not proud of it.

Bart, Lisa, stop that!

Bart, please. Don't you remember that Snowball I died four years ago tonight?

Bart, put it down

Bart, the saddest thing about this is I won't get to see you grow up, because

Bart, the Winfields didn't have a son

Bart, they rejected our script.

Bart, to avoid this test, you've had smallpox, the bends...

Bart, warm up the car. We're going to Duff Gardens!

Bart, we'll do anything you want.

Bart, we're sending you to bed without your supper.

Bart, where's your bathing suit?

Bart, you can't go to see that Itchy and Scratchy movie ever!

Bart, you cast the wrong spell. Zombies!

Bart, you mean to tell me you read a book intended for preschoolers?

Bart: zero.

Bart!

Bart!

Bart!

Bart! Lisa!

Bart! Our cartoon's on TV!

Bart! That car belonged to Bonnie and Clyde. Show a little respect.

Bart! Why are you doing that?

Bart! You said you were gonna name it Camp Freedom!

Bart? Bart!

Bart. Bart. Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart

Bart's dad has really pulled himself together.

Bartina, until I met you...

Barton Fink! Barton Fink!

Batten down those cowlicks. Straighten that part.

Be they Christian, Jew or... miscellaneous.

Be worth all this bloodshed?

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Because I've been to Kamp Krusty.

Because of this. The Krusty Brand Seal of Approval.

Because they love you down at the plant.

Because we all remember that thing with what's her name.

Because you just can't win.

Bed goes up Kids...

Bed goes up. Bed goes down.

Bed goes up. Bed goes down.

Bedgoes up. Bedgoes down. Bedgoes up. Bedgoes down.

Beer. Beer is the cheese. But how to use it?

Before I go to camp, I'll need boosters for malaria...

Before Lisa was born, we lived in a tiny apartment...

Before we begin, is anyone here an investigative reporter?

Behold gravity in all its glory!

Behold mighty Caesar..

Behold the flying machine that will carry me...

Behold the horrors Of the slanty shanty.

Benefits, perks, a green cookie on St. Patrick's Day?

Bette and I owned a racehorse together: Krudler.

Better cut down there, Smokey.

Beware the hand of man.

Big Daddy, would y'all mind passin' a lil' ol' biscuit?

Big smile. Everybody's happy.

Billy, remember that old Plymouth We just couldn't fix?

Blah blah blah, bling bling bling blah.

Bless you, boys.

Blood for Baal!

Blood for Baal!

Boiled in a wee sheep's stomach!

Boring!

Boy cries "wolf," has a few laughs. I forget how it ends.

Boy, am I hungry.

Boy, everyone is stupid except me.

Boy, time really flies when you're reading

Boy, when Lisa comes in, I want you to make a big fuss over how she looks.

Boy, you get over to the corner and you

Boy, you're gonna have to be punished for this.

Boys, stop! You can both marry me!

Bring him to me!

Bring it in, boys!

Brought to you by:

Brownest of the brown liquors...

Bull's eye! [ Chortles ]

Bunch of old, know nothing dinosaurs...

But I see.

But as Gabbo would say, "I'm a bad widdle boy."

But at least we'll take a lot of innocent people with us.

But coming home to you makes it all worthwhile.

But do you know how your father got the money to enter you in this pageant?

But don't worry, because you've got a big brother who loves you...

But few know about the laboratory, the biosphere...

But first, a man whose inspiring battle with Percodan addiction...

But first, let's join the new Little Miss Springfield, Amber Dempsey...

But first, let's take a look back at the year 1 928...

But first, our second prize winner...

But first, we'll examine the growing Itchy and Scratchy mania...

But have you ever considered artificial insemination?

But he comes before you in chains For your own amusement

But he has this way ofmaking us think we've punished him...

But he's a kind, decent man.

But here's a very special one from 1 960.

But hey when in Rome.

But hey when in Rome.

But Homer is a real hero.

But I always gave it one of these

But I am far more pessimistic.

But I can't get out of my driveway because of these protesters.

But I feel the human body is a thing of beauty.

But I have seen a lot of movies.

But I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

But I rented Fiddler on the Roof, and I will watch it.

But I swear on my father's grave

But I think I'm allergic to seafood.

But I wonder what happened to the Plow King.

But I'll cry now. [ Sobbing ]

But I'll grind you into the earth like a bug!

But I'm a real tightwad. Can I afford this remarkable system?

But I'm afraid he's just delirious from fever.

But I'm all man, I can assure you.

But I'm in the middle of a trial. Excuse me.

But I'm out of the woods now, right?

But I've got something even better for you a rubella inoculation.

But if I am wrong about that...

But if they miss one payment, I'll raise hell!

But it says, "Good for one free beer at Moe's."

But killing snakes is evil.

But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

But let's just put it out of our minds...

But let's just say we're both wrong, and that'll be that.

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.

But mostly, I'll miss how lucky you make me feel each and every morning.

But no one is saying "worship this" and "Jericho that."

But none more memorable than Sideshow Raheem.

But now I'm here to tell you about a remarkable new invention.

But our marriage has been through hard times, and we always pull through.

But she was rich in spirit.

But some how I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

But that means you have to think of a punishment...

But that ride meant everything to him!

But that's all changed thanks to the Juice Loosener.

But the following year, Scratchy was teamed up with a psychotic young mouse named Itchy...

But The Itchy and Scratchy Movie is the defining event of our generation.

But the only ones who'd understand it would be you and me...

But the point is, you wanted me to feel better about myself, and I do.

But the sign said, "All you can eat."

But the story of Lisa's first word is very cute.

But the story of Lisa's first word is very cute.

But then God himself told me I should seek a new path.

But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.

But then I won't be watching TV. You can see the bind I'm in.

But there was once an evil witch...

But there were times when we really connected.

But there's probably some other kid who needs you even more.

But they can't prohibit us from holding a beauty pageant...

But this comes out of my salary. If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me.

But this glorified, crossing guard of a police Chief won't get off his big fat can.

But this project has no scientific merit!

But this time, he's gone too far!

But those other girls are prettier than me.

But tonight, you will all be transformed from dead eyed suburbanites...

But we can tell you exactly how damaged it is.

But we'll show 'em.

But we're the only day care center in town...

But you always looked out for me.

But you are the greatest hero in American history.

But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay

But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman.

But you canjimmy it open with a credit card.

But you look better. You don't sweat while you eat anymore.

But you're a role model To young people.

But you're just not ready for this kind of thing.

But you're so cute.

But you've gotta comeback, Mel!

But, Dad!

But, Doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!

But, first, a look at the local holiday that was called...

But, Hershel, bubbeleh

But, instead, that plum goes to Holloway.

But, Marge, Alan Thicke is throwing knives at Ricardo Montalban.

But, Marge, I think he should learn about it the same way I did.

But, Marge, look at that hangdog expression.

But, Marge, the barflies are expecting me

But, Marge, what about dessert?

But, Moe, yesterday, you called Homer a worthless sack of

But, sir, that's my office.

By Abraham Simpson!

By enrolling at the Lanley Institute.

By fertilizing it with anabolic steroids.

By her brutish brother in law, Stanley.

By hiring me as your lawyer, you also get this smoking monkey.

Call 1 600 DOCTORB.

Call me Daddy.

Call me...

Call now and receive a free T shirt.

Call the weekend guy. I don't care.

Can hamsters fly planes?

Can I please go to the movie?

Can I slog off school tomorrow? Got a pain in me gulliver.

Can I walk you home, valentine?

Can Superman outrun The Flash?

Can we go to Duff Gardens this weekend?

Can we still afford that statue of Lincoln?

Can you believe Flanders threw out a perfectly good toothbrush?

Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

Can you reach under that mower and pull out that skate?

Can't breathe. Sweet chocolate... cutting off air.

Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren?

Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me

Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me.

Can't talk. Comin' down.

Can't trust a pig with watermelons, you know.

Can't you just give me a spanking?

Canada stalls on trade pact.

Canada, Sweden, Great Britain well, all of Europe.

Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?

Captain McCallister, isn't it a fact...

Captain, Klingons Off the starboard bow.

Caramels. Waffle batter.

Card table for sale. Top badly damaged. Leg missing.

Care to join me in a belt of scotch?

Carl Lewis, I could kiss you!

Cartoons have the power to make us laugh and to make us cry.

Charles Evans Hughes, Warren Berger

Chauffeur. Seamstress. Curator of large mammals?

Check... mate!

Checking it out! Hitting the heights!

Chicken. [ Clucking ]

Chicken...

Chief justice Of the Supreme Court.

Chief justice of the Supreme Court.

Chief justice of the Supreme Court.

Children, it's time For your history lesson.

Children, we've just been tipped off that Superintendent Chalmers...

Chipwich for sale!

Chipwich for sale!

Chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin!

Chocolate. [Moaning]

Chopped heart and lungs...

Chops Scratchy's head off with a razor

Chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug, chugalug.

Class of'74, I was just leafing through your permanent records...

Claw my way back on to TV.

Clear the stage. This production is

Clear! Clear!

Click, click. You know.

Climatic poopow? The staggers? Dum dum fever?

Close, but no doughnut, cops.

Closer. Closer. Closer, damnit!

Cloud goes up. Cloud goes down.

Cloud goes up. Cloud goes down.

Come and get it. [ Imitates Tiger Snarl ]

Come and get it. [ Imitates Tiger Snarl ]

Come back, diaper. Come back.

Come change the channel and pat my head.

Come for the freak, stay for the food.

Come here. I want to kiss you...

Come in for brain surgery...