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Home > Homer Simpson - The Simpsons...
Adjust the curve and push the button.
Ah.
Alright. No, it's personal.
Are we gonna play or what?
Come on, or we'll never get to the beer frame.
Did you see? I knocked them all down.
Done and done. And I mean done.
Dude, laughing now, smarty pants.
Give me a break, will you? That doesn't count, does it?
Hello. Hello. Time to bow.
Hey push the button and set my position.
Hey, perfect game. Woohoo.
I am so talented and good looking.
I am the best bowling guy in the world.
I am the champion. I am the champion.
I could do that with my eyes closed.
In your face, stupid pins.
Is that a regulation bowling ball?
It'll load as this body English.
It's a dream come true.
It's got me.
It's pretty good I guess.
Loser. Loser.
Losers. Losers. Kiss my big yellow behind, losers. Whoa. I'm invincible. Invincible. Ow.
Lousy, rotten, karmic retribution.
Maybe you should take some lessons.
No fair.
No.
Not again.
Not again.
Oh boy, look at the big shot.
Oh cruel fate, why do you mock me?
Oh no, not again.
Oh please, is that the best you can do?
Oh, I blame myself.
Oh, wood walloping. Have to be in the middle.
Oh, you think you're so big?
Oh.
Ow my spleen.
Push the button so I can start.
Quit looking at my butt and push the button.
Stupid hand.
That was full of electable.
That went better than I expected.
That's it. I'm out of here.
This is my lucky day.
Up, up and down.
USA, USA, USA.
Wait a minute. OK, ready.
Watch where you're throwing pinhead.
Well, Adita.
Well, it's about time.
Well, we'll just see about that.
What a day for Homie J.
What's the matter? Pressure getting to ya?
Where do you want me to stand?
Winning is in everything you know.
Woohoo.
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes.
You don't scare me.
You're a bad bowler.
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