The Simpsons - Season 27 Edit

A baby and an iguana would smell so bad?

A baby.

A bacon apology sandwich.

A baker's half hundred.

A beach lift chair!

A beautiful Easter,

A beautiful woman he couldn't prank.

A billionaires' retreat.

A boo!

A bowling alley really is.

A brass doorknocker?

A British guy.

A child to hug me at the end of the day

A clue!

A coiled wire spring covered by a snake patterned vinyl sheath?

A COMBINATION OF OLD AND TERRIBLE.

A cool girl.

A couple drops of medicine in the water, and he'll be fine.

A couple of paddock sc****s, but nothing overly concerning.

A cruel joke on the people that love me! That I don't regret!

A current liquor license.

A division of Pepperidge Farms,

A family unit could be perfect for this mission.

A family vacation to the Grand Canyon.

A father I can look up to.

A feeling that I belong.

A fish says, "Moo!"

A fragile soul.

A friendly bartender?

A friendly guard has hidden my invention

A full professor!

A handy...

A human settlement on Mars ten years from today.

A jazz musician, that's who.

A kid?

A kindly priest here to bless our home.

A little champagne, some dancing, and then...

A little Popish for my taste,

A loom?!

A lot, I bet.

A male seahorse.

A man cannot escape his destiny.

A miserable life.

A misunderstood guy who wants his family to love him.

A month.

A mother at the park saw something she disapproved of.

A NAP? >> ALWAYS WEAR GLASSES WITH EYES

A near sighted Frankenstein.

A neck tat?

A never ending onslaught of stupidity,

A new bike?

A noble experiment that failed.

A or B?

A or B?

A Parisian cab

A perfectly good barren, lifeless rock right here

A plan so supportive,

A poor, unfortunate woman.

A positive ultrasound.

A rideshare will take us on a traffic free route

A roadside barbecue stand?

A scaredy pants situation here.

A series of near fatal emotional standoffs.

A single millimeter either way

A smart man knows when to walk away.

A snake's natural habitat is not a briefcase.

A sober St. Patrick's Day,

A social mess in a lampshade dress.

A sociopath.

A son who, God bless him, is probably heading for the chair.

A spark left in that smoldering Duraflame log you call a career.

A star is born.

A stay at hab space wife!

A stupid ceiling fan that...

A sweet hearts dance it is.

A sweet little baby...

A sweethearts dance, if you will.

A tabby and a calico.

A thing of the past?

A thousand?

A thread you just cut forever!

A tornado and a prison break,

A total stranger The New York Times calls

A travel agent!

A vacation with Flanders?

A valuable antique car!

A very bad one, sir.

A very great and courageous man.

A very great and courageous man.

A votre santé!

A wax cylinder!

A week ago, you'd never even worn makeup.

A Wehrmacht staff car, but turned out to be a...

A window that talks?!

A woman who can find him a man.

A woman?

A woman?! A girl?!

A wonderful home.

A Woodland Skipper.

A word before you continue parenting?

A... or B?

A... or B?

Aah, don't look at me!

Aah, they're doing it! No!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Huh? Huh? Huh?

Aah! It's a prison.

Aah! It's a prison.

Aah! Marge, I should tell you something

Aah! No! Aah!

Aah! Ooh, rogue nails! Oh.

Aah! Ow...

Aah! Stupid git!

Aah! Why don't you play with Lisa instead, hmm?

Aah... aah... ooh...

Aah... ah!

Aah... ah! Get out of here, go away!

Abandoned asylum, where have you been all my life?

Abandoned property passes to the subsequent landowner.

Abort launch!

About another little girl

About the terrible repercussions

About to sing "Do You Love Me,"

Absolutely great

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Ach! We've hit the hot sauce supply line!

Acne? But she's only eight.

Action: bring him here.

Actually has M&M'S.

Actually, he had Lily, who was quite a dish.

Actually, I made a little extra by cleaning up crime scenes.

Actually, it's Maple Street, Chief.

Actually, it's not so bad.

Actually, Mom, Buddhism is really

Actually, seriously, could you do that?

Actually, we're at terminal three.

Actually, we're here because your basement

Admit it: the only reason you're here is to support me

After all my divorce worthy statements and actions,

After eating that moldy soda bread.

After I finish this beer and have a nap,

After just five more minutes.

After spending hundreds of millions!

After ten hours of driving,

After the great Angela Lansbury.

After washing dishes for a year they bumped me to prep,

After your separation.

Again, do not panic.

Agree, agree, agree.

Agreed.

Ah, about three bucks.

Ah, ah, ah...

Ah, coming right up there, Your Highness.

Ah, don't you worry.

Ah, finally I can diaper all my children.

Ah, forget about Burns

Ah, forget it.

Ah, give me a swirl.

Ah, good old peanut brittle.

Ah, hello,

Ah, hydrogen yeah, yes, wonderful.

Ah, let's see.

Ah, Mrs. Peel, shall we?

Ah, much better.

Ah, my first sucker.

Ah, one tube of sunblock.

Ah, she was Springfield's original lady inventor.

Ah, smell you later.

Ah, so many seats.

Ah, thank you.

Ah, that sounds nice.

Ah, that's better.

Ah, this little flyover's crazy.

Ah, those are the breaks.

Ah, très bien.

Ah, très chic.

Ah, we're doing it next week.

Ah, what the heck!

Ah, what the heck?

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yes, New York City. Now we need a relationship

Ah, yes, the day of the great Chicago massacre.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Save us, chemicals!

Ah! We must have used it up during the parade.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... ah...

Ah... ah... ah...

Ah... ah... yeah.

Ah... anyone ever tell you

Ah... oh... oh, oh, yeah.

Ah...!

Ah...!

Aha!

Aha!

Ahead is the high rise

Ahoy hoy!

Ahs?! Oh, that's grand theft thunder.

Air Force? Sergeant?

Airport shuttle?

Alcoholic stepfathers.

Algorithms like that would be great

All a lie!

All by myself.

All guys do.

All I need is a little help from an old friend.

All I remember on that boat was you,

All is forgiven, my friends

All my problems are my parents' fault!

All no.

All of them.

All of you looking at me.

All parking validations are now void.

All right, all our parents

All right, all we need now is an object.

All right, already!

All right, but remember the signal.

All right, calm down, Chief.

All right, calm down, children.

All right, calm down, young man.

All right, Denver Nuggets on the clock, people!

All right, everybody go to bed.

All right, get some paper towels, boys.

All right, have a good day.

All right, how's that? Ah, see? There.

All right, how's that? Ah, see? There.

All right, I'm gonna go now. Bye.

All right, I'm gonna go now. Bye.

All right, my brother.

All right, nobody likes a showoff.

All right, Simpson, I'm here.

All right, Simpsons, I apologize.

All right, Smithers.

All right, sure.

All right, then.

All right, time to thin out the herd.

All right, Veggie Kibble for Daisy here.

All right, very funny.

All right, you know what, this ain't coming off.

All right, you little monsters!

All right, you pole sliders asked for it.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Um...

All targets destroyed.

All that dancin' around with me meant nothin'?

All that's left is the smell of burning hickory

All that's left is the smell of burning hickory

All the bad people are dead or, uh, at large.

All the same. Ugh.

All the same...

All the time.

All they did was ask for two premises.

All they want is something they can eat while driving.

All this extending is making me thirsty.

All tourists come to the Louvre.

All we can do is avoid him easily!

All we do is cut the power in the store for 30 seconds.

All we need is to get our tickets

All we're trying to do is demo a build

All you are is a...

All you do is spout stupid, hipster buzzwords.

All you need to know about my dream

ALL: Mwah! Opa!

ALL: Ooh.

ALL: Opa!

ALL: Opa!

ALL: Opa!

Almost everyone's paired up.

Almost got it.

Along with Marie Curie and, uh,

Also known as Georgia Homeboy or Liquid Ecstasy.

Also, I bought you a little present from a street vendor.

Also, I died.

Also, I have a field trip form

Also, I'm drowning in debt.

Also, let's just see how you've been treating those hounds.

Also, the cafeteria is out of buns,

Also, the kids like it.

Also, we're gonna need that rug.

Also, why would Nazis respect letters of transit

Although my mother did have a 21 pounder.

Although, actually, it was all a fake.

Always fighting to go left when I wanted to go right.

Always get those two confused.

Always thinking he could do more.

Always wanted to visit the postcard museum.

Always Wolowitz.

Am I in the green?

Am I such a terrible mother

Amateur.

Amazing, really,

Amazingly, that's enough.

Amazon Prime?

Amelia recorded her voice!

Amelia Vanderbuckle deserves to be

Amelia Vanderbuckle? Who's she?

Amelia's journal tells us

Amen. Listen, Flanders.

Amongst these moronic, Snapchatting, gap yearing...

An app can't be alive.

An astronaut baby.

An interview with Jim Gaffigan.

An upgrade?

Ancient a history.

And a bitchin' Pontiac GTO.

And a good morning to you, sir.

And a nice bottle of gin.

And a type of person that might be there.

And all for a fan.

And all I have left is my vest here.

And all I have to do is be patient.

And all that smoke pollutes the environment.

And all they sell at the gift shop is immortality

And all you can see is my hand in one shot.

And all you have to do is deliver a package.

And an air horn to scare away bears.

And an ungrateful little girl

And and I say that you are a stereotype.

And and think about this, man

And annoying black tie dinners?

And any jewelry that isn't monogrammed.

And as for you...

And ask the jerk for a float with two straws.

And at this year's Founder's Day Parade

And away... I... go!

And back! Back! Back!

And backtalk.

And backtalk.

And Bart's not gonna catch up.

And Bart's okay!

And become ugh a people doctor.

And become the first residents of another world.

And become, say, a suicidal auctioneer.

And become, say, a suicidal auctioneer.

And before 1871, it was called Big Canyon?

And believe me, we're much better off, off that island.

And believe you me, sweetheart,

And beneath all this makeup,

And besides, those French crooks couldn't catch anybody.

And best of all,

And Bloody Mary and the Coalmine Canaries.

And Bloody Mary and the Coalmine Canaries.

And buy me a goose.

And can I interest you in any, uh, milk insurance?

And completely forgotten about...

And Dean Martin's here.

And didn't perform in public again for nearly three decades?

And do my heroin." You know?

And do you have any OxyContin?

And do you have any OxyContin?

And do you know he's left handed?

And don't worry, PETA,

And even worse, you've forgotten Nibbles!

And every other time.

And finding out there's a South Korea.

And for Moe, a belt made out of a blue snake.

And for once, that's the truth.

And for once, that's the truth.

And for saving that raccoon, I got the opposite of teasing.

And forgot about it till today.

And found incriminating information.

And gems cost cash.

And get Dad's keys and drive us to the radio station.

And get the meal for free.

And go to jail for six months.

And going to the openings and closings

And good bye, pack of cigarettes for a quarter.

And guess what?

And he did the very best he could.

And he is ready to take my place de gunking the cheese warmer.

And he never went back.

And he still hasn't totally come clean.

And her mother?

And here are your platinum V.I.P. wristbands.

And here it is...

And here's proof.

And hid them in the one place they'll never look: the library.

And his timestep is terrible, let alone flair.

And how can we help these other children?

And how do I...

And how does Nelson fit in?

And I ain't leavin' it.

And I am so stoked to meet you!

And I am up to the task.

And I apologize for expressing my sincere feelings.

And I appreciate this, but I really resent

And I brought my flashlight

And I can tell you this it will be edited

And I can tell you,

And I can't give you any of them.

And I couldn't remember where I parked it.

And I didn't know where all the little...

And I don't even know if I'm supposed to say this

And I don't plan to stop?

And I don't want some letter written by your lawyers.

And I found this.

And I get the police discount on cleaning supplies.

And I had such a delightful moonshine pairing for it, too.

And I have to fight for the right to see the children

And I have to play opposite him!

And I have to visit the "Louvre

And I hear he's loaded.

And I hope everyone dies.

And I just want to say how delighted I am that you're here.

And I made $80 million today.

And I need an occupation.

And I need your help.

And I only need to change three answers.

And I recommend you don't, here's a little clue.

And I recommend you don't, here's a little clue.

And I restored the reputation

And I see your house is lit by Edison's witch lights.

And I sell you Christmas gifts

And I still buy Beanie Babies.

And I thought I'd never get to say something

And I used to practice cello on the subway.

And I wanna go home.

And I want you to know

And I was already buying the most generic food there is.

And I wasn't even going anywhere.

And I wasn't ready to get it wet yet!

And I, uh, I think I have rabies.

And I'll always have to only be looking.

And I'll back down to anyone who says I'm not.

And I'll load three more into your car for free.

And I'll walk you through this roiling zombie horde.

And I'm challenging you to an Eat down!

And I'm glad I have one kid who's never

And I'm gonna start with...

And I'm not bad! I just made bad decisions.

And I'm overconfident of the second.

And I'm pretty fascinating myself; I'm an author.

And I'm really scared and I...

And I'm the applesauce that brings out your flavor

And if I die, you know it's bad.

And if you open your own school, we'll break your legs!

And impeccable behavior

And in case Marge is mad, can I borrow that chip?

And instead you bought a... doo hickey

And it all happened once upon a time,

And it could get us in trouble.

And it failed.

And it turned into money, which filled up the screen.

And it was something people were ashamed to say at the time,

And it was the best cigarette of my life.

And it wasn't the woods.

And it wasn't the woods.

And it's all thanks to Harper's dad.

And it's better than new.

And it's for 2,000 drachmas.

And its moon.

And jazz is all about following the rules, you know.

And Jet Skiing

And JezeBot.

And just what are you doing?

And like all married men,

And like Scrooge, I will demonstrate

And Lisa's my only good kid!

And little sandwiches cut into football shapes?

And luckily for your son, she overreacted

And Maggie tried strawberries for the first time.

And malware throttling that you'll be crapping ciphertext.

And many narcoleptics do lead normal lives

And Mars is just one planet over.

And maximize our query speed. (Homer groaning)

And maybe we could start with a hug?

And move to Venus, you can't stop me!

And my chances for a man cave

And my chest knows what is expected of it.

And my ex husband, the Grumple.

And my first real kiss.

And my hands are folded like a nerd.

And my relationship with Lisa has never been better.

And my scissors to cut wood into kindling,

And never care again.

And no fancy ceiling door is gonna stop us.

And no more food for you, Mr. Snake,

And no one can stop you.

And no one ever gave me anything!

And no one has any problems,

And no preservatives in the food,

And not because the tickets were super expensive,

And not come home until dark.

And now a special guest.

And now back to Prairie Home Companion.

And now Conrad will change the world

And now I don't even have that.

And now I escape to WikiLeaks.

And now I've awoken a monster.

And now it's time for the cartoon.

And now something we should have done the moment we met you.

And now Springfield's true heroes,

And now to lower this photo to see what is really there.

And now to post the right picture

And now we're better than ever.

And now you got me.

And now, Bart,

And now, here comes our brand new SWAT tank.

And now, I have something very, very special for you, my friend.

And now, to reveal the miracle

And now, uh, what is your car powered by, uh,

And of all the schools in all the districts,

And other things I never tried.

And our AMA subreddit will be trending.

And pretending they're not home.

And raccoons are such good providers.

And rain washes off makeup,

And recycled toilet water

And replaced the batteries in the smoke detectors,

And said all those things I secretly believe.

And said, "Yes, that's for me."

And say we lost it for insurance purposes.

And scat singing.

And scene building skills.

And scene!

And scene.

And see my grandfather's collection

And see who Mr. Smithers likes.

And she has a cat with different color eyes.

And she has to make it into a competition.

And she looked up to him and worshipped him

And she...

And since only one child

And six year old Lisa.

And Skinner plummets to his hilarious doom.

And so ends the moment being about me.

And somehow it'd be my fault.

And someone who can play saxophone!

And stolen these poor gentlemen's snake.

And switched it so it looked like my dad cheated.

And takes over the world or something.

And tell Grampa it's his new roommate.

And tells family secrets to a total stranger.

And that can lead to stress polyps on the heart.

And that cat who can smell if you're dying is staring at me.

And that goat is allergic to shrimp!

And that is a...

And that is racism's fatal flaw.

And that just makes me love you more.

And that you'd think only of yourself.

And that's one crime scene you can't clean up.

And that's one thing they can never take away from us.

And that's what the critics will be yappin' about tomorrow.

And that's what you keep in it?

And that's why there'll never be

And the clients have asked me once more

And the curtains.

And the dog's been walked.

And the great thing is he will never melt.

And the hoyvin and the flayvin

And the last thing you do every night.

And the latest anti theft device.

And the loom like a computer,

And the next thing you know,

And the only problem will be the sand in our whatevers.

And the ref waves off the icing.

And the Sex and the City walking tour.

And the terminal nonsense in the hoyven clyven wayen.

And the wall.

And the weirdest thing of all is

And then another date.

And then get out! Wait until we're done.

And then he thought it was the electric chair.

And then I have a date.

And then my nanny cooked some meat on it

And then they will see me as I truly am

And then turned your back on,

And then, finally,

And then, uh, one where furniture gets smart

And there are men who are handy.

And there she is now.

And there you are.

And there,

And there. See how it's done, boy?

And there's this guy at work that calls me Hoss.

And they forgot to pay my phone bill.

And they played the clip on CNN for a week.

And they say we're running out of room for our garbage.

And they'd better sound sincere.

And they're sitting across the bar from you

And think it was written just for you?

And this is a third world country.

And this is an android

And this is Boz, McQuarrie and Wodonga.

And this time, the stars have come out at night!

And this year's CCEHDDCDA

And those are served in, uh...

And those are shrimp, not peanuts.

And thousands of years of steady decline.

And three tiny little wheel prints.

And thunder chug a Blue Bronco energy drink.

And to make sure I do it...

And to prove it's not a lie...

And to provide a distraction while we drove away.

And tonight is the Super Bowl.

And we don't have to be on the same island

And we drown."

And we had dinner.

And we have a concert in 30 minutes.

And we have a concert in 30 minutes.

And we'll be waiting by the Indian corn.

And we're live

And we're not nuts or anything, but please

And welcome to Eat down!

And what a March it was.

And what a treat to have my wife here.

And what did you learn from that?

And what do these hitchhikers' thumbs signify?

And what happened to Marge is a wake up call for us all.

And what happened to Marge is a wake up call for us all.

And what was the upside?

And what's more precious to a grampa than his grandchildren?

And when I think of it, what do we have children for

And when I'm done, you're gonna wish you never heard of food!

And when I'm sad, I buy a hockey team.

And when she yells at you like that...

And when that happens, only working with Bruce Willis

And when?!

And where the heck is our smoker?

And which is sober?

And who are you?

And who here likes Fig Glutens?

And why, pray tell, is that?

And will be named finalists in our astronaut search.

And win that cook off.

And with barely any knowledge

And with the 27th pick of the 14th round

And with your love, Dad,

And worst of all is the fact that your voice

And write yourselves apologies from me to you

And yet he's still late.

And you already have a true artist's most important asset.

And you are...? Jay Leno.

And you can wear blue jeans to a Broadway show.

And you can't really understand what they're saying.

And you don't even realize it.

And you find a classic car.

And you get to decide who?

And you gotta take his Saint Christopher medal

And you have talents, too, you idiot.

And you have to promise to preserve

And you know I'll need support in my teenage war with Mom.

And you know I'm a sociopath,

And you know it.

And you know what, Flanders?

And you know what?

And you know what? A little part of me is glad

And you know why?

And you only turn 80 once.

And you thought our only option was to break up.

And you two haven't spotted a single butterfly.

And you wanted to go so badly.

And you're done.

And you're not supposed to run on an airplane.

And you're not with him, you'll regret it.

And you're talking like a Mumbai riverboat pilot.

And your brother, well, he's...

And your father is a former astronaut.

And your heart's as tough as a soap bubble.

And your son is just looking for your love.

And your toast set at four, with a little bit of butter?

And yours is...

And Zach Braff's generation defining dud

And, also, Parent Teacher Student Dilemmas.

And, Maggie, this is for you.

And, Mom, if you have any doubts how a showbiz kid will turn out,

And, therefore, I created you in my imagination.

And, uh, up she skates now.

And, um, I don't know.

And, um, I don't know.

And, um, then she got shot in the face.

And, you, get out!

And...

And... shuffle off,

Aniston sad.

Anne of Green Gables?

ANNOUNCER: Andreychuk passes ahead to Hamilton...

ANNOUNCER: Bart Simpson to the gate, please.

ANNOUNCER: Oh, man, I love to see this.

ANNOUNCER: So, we're headed into the final round

Another case of the rich cows stickin' it to the little guy.

Another endangered species... my marriage.

Another failed millennial.

Another golfer as good as Chi Chi Rodríguez.

Another golfer as good as Chi Chi Rodríguez.

Another one of your nonsensical, rambling stories.

Another visitor?

Another... Hey! Another Chianti, please.

Answer me, wimps!

ANSWERING QUESTIONS WEDNESDAY NIGHT

Any idea when you'll get to me?

Any other advice, Homer?

Any questions?

Anybody else want a taste of Blue Thunder?

Anyone can have a flamethrower.

Anyone here to get an ambulance license?

Anyone in the world take a shower.

Anyone with a heart would take pity.

Anyone.

Anything coming up?

Anything to take down Knockers.

Anyway, is now a good time for a bit of a chat?

Anyway, this is your new coding teacher, Quinn Hopper.

Apologizing.

Apparently, the winner of the Eat down

Appreciating Edison's miracle.

Apu, face it.

Apu, it's good to see you doing so well

Apu's always been there for us.

Are going afterwards. Now, you're gonna be fine.

Are gonna have to buy more beers.

Are gonna see an R rated movie Saturday.

Are just a formality.

Are more deserving of attention.

Are my blue pants done at the prison laundry?

Are now "hasta la vista, Frinky."

Are smoothing the dimples off my balls.

Are the parents gonna be home?

Are the two most precious wrinkled yellow things I know.

Are there any gay themed songs about celebrating?

Are there any mud samples we can trace

Are very impressive, and I can tell you now

Are you a Humpty Dumpty catcher?

Are you all ready to be a part of history?

Are you as sick as I am of having grown ups

Are you asking me out?

Are you casual courier Homer Simpson?