The Simpsons - Season 19 Edit

A "Forget Me Shot?" Never heard of it

A "sturgeon" is a fish.

A 20 year personal services contract

A ballet academy here in Springfield?

A bell pepper I don't like.

A better one

A blender cozy.

A blowout on dreidels.

A blue bouffant

A bone?!

A carnival?

A case of Adam's apples,

A child thanked me!

A compromise that satisfied no one.

A cookie. No, a car.

A country hungry for a change of air.

A couple guys called in sick

A cow on a farm.

A crossbow.

A dad too lazy to run away!

A dangerous quantity of grave dirt.

A difficult task.

A dirty, rotten, lowdown...

A disgruntled former employee ?

A doctor who helps people dig up old memories.

A donut from the future?

A Double Changement, two Swan Lake Fouettés,

A dream called inoffensive urban light

A drive up trash can.

A DVD of The Negotiator.

A few hints: Always carry a cigar in case he asks.

A fresh face!

A full body jukebox slam.

A full body jukebox slam.

A funny thing happens when

A Funworks Lovelab!

A great family game is now a great family movie.

A great man once observed:

A heroin addicted jazz critic...

A Kiss Before Frying.

A lady motorcycle driver ?!

A lady to crash a private...

A lesson about... You, there!

A life well lived.

A little bit louder now

A little bit louder now

A little bit of Denmark on California's central coast.

A little clingy...

A little further south.

A lot of people blow, but no one blows like you.

A lot of things got changed in the editing room.

A man who held a gun on me.

A moment with my thoughts.

A monkey would make a better chief.

A mutt like you could never get a fancy dame like that.

A nation, crippled by unemployment and bored by Seabiscuit,

A new frontrunner has been crowned!

A new phone.

A night for mischief and merriment.

A p p p private jet!

A print journalist

A problem with anything I do.

A rat.

A scissor runs through it.

A smart successful woman like you...

A song?

A stork will lay an angel egg in her tummy,

A story suitable for children.

A struggling Matt Groening created Futurama,

A surprise again. Remember?

A surprise party?!

A tale of two young outlaws in love.

A turbulent part.

A veritable who's who ha ha.

A week ahead of New Hampshire's.

A weird, unloved adult.

A whole new world of free labor for you.

A&M cheerleaders are clumsy!

About an elaborately choreographed, high octane, ultra fight.

About an out of control narcotics addiction.

About hang gliding again.

About how she got that black eye?

Absolut Pickle...

According to the traditions of the hill folk,

According to this pocket protector,

Act like you're shopping.

Action, eh?

Activate

Actualize!

Actually, I do have an important job for you.

Actually, I'm still alive,

Actually, Marge, if I may deconstruct that letter.

Actually, we're an a cappella group

Actually, you made one.

Actually, you only hired ten.

Ad I've ever seen.

Adriatica Vel Johnson!

Afflicting millions of Americans.

After he was kicked in the head by Supergirl's horse Comet...

After that,

After the racially insensitive cartoon.

After the racially insensitive cartoon.

After them!

After we first made love.

After your mother left me, I always planned to dance on her grave.

Afternoon.

Agreed. The film has everything: emotion, conflict, Milhouse.

Ah, Admiral Elmo Zumwalt,

Ah, get back to your knitting, Seymour.

Ah, got ya!

Ah, it's got that new bubble smell.

Ah, looks like that problem solved it self.

Ah, my first Christmas.

Ah, my first tow

Ah, my first tow.

Ah, nothing lifts my spirits like shopping.

Ah, please! Give me a break!

Ah, so young.

Ah, that's a funny joke, Mr. Kincaid.

Ah, the Tunnel of Love.

Ah, yeah!

Ah, yeah.

Ah! "heck, darn."

Ah! Here it is...

Ah. Continuing in that line of thought,

Ah...

Ah... now that my mom and dad are back together,

Ah...! Spider burps!

Ah...! Tarantulas!

Ahead of me.

Ahh, that's heavenly.

Ahhhhhhh!

Ain't that right, Stabbed in jail?

Air traffic control says we have

Al Gore can't do anything right.

Alan Moore

Alan Moore, you wrote my favourite issues of

Alarm code 3457

Albuquerque Balloon Festival?

All for you baby...

All four of us.

All I ask is, if you ever win an Oscar...

All I have left is a caricature from that day.

All I need to stay focused

All I need to stay focused

All I want is a battery.

All is lost, Angelica uses the spell she learned in chapter six.

All is well. Good bye forever.

All of Springfield fell head over heels for Lisa.

All our other attempts to get a spy inside

All over the floor.

All right buddy, that's it, I've had

All right I get it...

All right,

All right,

All right, door!

All right, Dragon's Eye,

All right, here's the plan: we go in there,

All right, Homer. I understand perfectly

All right, Homer. What is it you're attempting to do?

All right, I get it, I get it.

All right, I need you to get the rats outta the jukebox,

All right, I'm going in.

All right, I'm gonna pass you back...

All right, I've got an idea,

All right, Just... let... go.

All right, listen up.

All right, Lou, to freedom!

All right, penny,

All right, sir, I'll marry your daughter.

All right, so I put that there

All right, that was pretty good

All right, that's enough!

All right, that's it. Pull over.

All right, this time I'm going.

All right, time to fill these slots with coins.

All right, we can be a family.

All right, what's the next case?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Let me just get out of this bubble

All slathered over a delicious...

All systems operational.

All thanks to you.

All the boring things you've done

All the nerds are doing it.

All the pistol whipping in the world.

All the Transformers transformed back into trucks and cars.

All this prim Krusty merchandise

All those nights I thought you were out getting drunk,

All we'll do from now on is pray and fight in wars.

Allegro ! Allegro !

Allow me to demonstri care.

Almost like someone was playing a prank on him.

Along the way it has its bumps and dings,

Also call if you don't suspect.

Also in attendance are Bob's colleagues from the world of clowning.

Also, go get my dry cleaning.

Although it does give me

Although it was suspiciously pro lawnmower.

Although...

Always keep your hook pointed out.

Am I disappointed?

Am I gonna need the zip strips?

Am I surprised?

Amen...

America has a tradition of turning outlaws

American sober or Irish sober?

Amidst a bunch of undocumented Canadian

An alien...

An apple pie for Dwight.

An Asian or Pacific Islander named Cho Lum Kin...

An award so prestigious, that it recently won

An elementary school diploma.

An expensive dream.

An hour and 54 minutes to spare.

An opera star!

An underpaid assistant.

And "darns" in these Hardy Boys books.

And "Wes Doobner's World Famous Family

And a brighter future for America!

And a complete lack of concern for what anyone thinks of you.

And a cool choice for a hot night.

And a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels,

And a dozen of those placemats with the maze on it.

And a Marge and a Lisa.

And a very wise fish he is!

And access to the most exclusive VIP tent in Sundance.

And all I have to remember it by

And Aquavit 3 2599.

And as for you two,

And as I recall, I was against it.

And as long as I'm cleaning out

And ask him who he is.

And at least we can take

And at the end of the summer, the best calf wins a blue ribbon.

And bang your head against the wall!

And Bart doesn't usually care about stuff, so help.

And Bart, you go with your father to Shelbyville

And before that,

And before that, it was a theater.

And beg Mr. Burns for my old job back.

And bring my mother back to life.

And can you call it an aortic valve replacement...

And caramel and crushed nuts

And carbonated pee.

And clean the vomit out of the pool table pockets,

And confused.

And cost about a thousand dollars.

And could I leave you

And dad I hope you learned something from this

And definitely after they kill you

And deleted scenes

And did you also know that history is written by the winners ?

And do everything in just one take?

And do not call the police, or I will kill me.

And do you know why?

And do you, Luann, take Kirk

And eat everyone's heads,

And endorse farm subsidy check for crops I didn't grow.

And envy!

And every slot is full

And excuse me, why are the spittoons so far from the chaw station?

And felt the urge for retribution?

And filled it up with pain o/~

And finding Duffman.

And FYI, Angelica wears two tortoise shell barrs.

And get me a scotch,

And get Robot Clown cereal!

And get some more butane!

And go back to their mansions.

And good bye, Cruller World.

And got everyone else killed.

And got Two and a half men in

And had to choose between Sophie's Choice

And half the fortune she is now making...

And he has hair! Oh!

And he he crossed over into dementia.

And he really cares about that cow

And he said, "That's not the Johnson Report!"

And he's already a master of the sound bite,

And he's father of the year. Why can't I leave for 30 years?

And he's here tonight.

And here they are today.

And how did you get that?

And I am in heat.

And I can't remember what happened last night.

And I checked five minutes ago.

And I could use that money to...

And I didn't visit him once.

And I do mean

And I don't accept your tuck in!

And I don't? Is that what you're saying?

And I have dreams. I got 1580 on my DQAT.

And I just don't care for that woman.

And I just sang "Uh oh Spaghetti os" ?

And I know how I can knock myself out

And I know something much more fun I can do on my back.

And I learned that killing a nerd

And I love strained spinach.

And I love you, Tootsie Roll.

And I may have just met husband #4.

And I must be there.

And I need you to help me find out who he is.

And I once made out with a blow up doll

And I pay you double next year?

And I picked the most strawberries!

And I play a grown up who doesn't think kids are people, too.

And I realize it's wrong to try to live your career dreams

And I said NO.

And I scheduled the cable guy to come on Wednesday between 10:00 and 2:00

And I should care because?

And I used rhetoric in my answer?

And I will let your dog live.

And I will throw in my man scrunchie.

And I'd say you suck.

And I'll always be proud that for once in my life,

And I'll be far away with my loving family.

And I'll cut my steak with a spoon,

And I'll just fold this old sweaty blanket...

And I'll keep the crazies in check.

And I'll make sure Flanders doesn't bother us.

And I'll pick you up right now.

And I'm a fat Southern sheriff.

And I'm coming with ya!

And I'm gonna fill it.

And I'm happy to be smoke free,

And I'm here to find my nephew Nerdletaub Z. Pantybottom.

And I'm hungry like the wolf

And I'm hungry like the wolf.

And I'm hungry like the wolf.

And I'm krumping!

And I'm not much for talkin', but seems to me,

And I've been a good boy!

And I've got a prank I've been planning for months.

And I've got dreams as big as he will be.

And if elected president of our small community,

And if he mentions Mitzi Gaynor, and he will,

And if I'm not, get out of my stuff.

And if necessary, the sweetest meat of all: human.

And if you want it, you got it forever

And is there anything we can do to help?

And it haunts you for the rest of your life.

And it is a business, as you shall find out in about three seconds.

And it seems to me your loyal fans

And it was my flawless performance

And it's all because of your surgery...

And it's all going to go down

And it's all thanks to Donny here,

And it's headed straight for the Pompidou centre

And it's marketed to children.

And its regional partners.

And just so you know,

And killed someone.

And last night, I wrote this song just for you

And lastly, for Homer,

And let me say...

And let you out into the world...

And let's roll.

And Lisa had a lesson to learn as well.

And look how great, uh,he he... um...

And love is a selfish thing.

And Lurleen wanted to bunk his brains out!

And Major Marge!

And make you into sloppy joes.

And me making sweet, sweet love.

And my boss is a total jerk.

And my wife is paying for everything...

And not in a good way.

And now for a victory cigar.

And now for the exciting conclusion!

And now I give you a man whose act will never grow old,

And now that you are, I'm too numb to feel anything.

And now the reason we're all here today...

And now we take you to a drunken billionaire

And now you are free to live like a human being.

And now you're all going to die,

And now, because they're your favorite,

And now, in honor of Krusty's 4,000th episode,

And now, like the best independent films,

And now, the moment we've all been waiting for...

And now, to taxi to the terminal.

And of course cut out all fatty foods and alcohol...

And of course,stretch lame os.

And once we were back together,

And one moonlight night,

And one pill makes you small...

And only 15 minutes to go.

And our newest Devil's portal, The Wall Street Journal.

And perhaps the saddest one of all,

And presto :

And pretended it was medicine

And pretended it was medicine

And producing the commercial

And put it in the closet...

And put these beloved

And Ralph is only eight years old.

And receive the food and medical care

And remember, you can do anything you want in the world of country music,

And ring the bell to drown out bad thoughts!

And Ron Lehar,

And save us a fortune in Demerol.

And say I suck,but it's no use.

And Schindler's list.

And set it aside for a rainy day.

And she didn't make it home for dinner!

And she will step right over a certain clown to get it.

And she would say you don't suck that bad.

And show them our nunchucks.

And shut your gob.

And since we don't need to hear from women folk

And since you kids behaved,

And so to honour her success

And so, bonded by love and larceny,

And something stew.

And standing ovation starter,

And stole her song, but I'm still the most

And tell James Carville the news:

And tell you a little bit about Lisa.

And text me the message "start the day with Kellogg's"

And that includes FX, Fox Sports,

And that is why

And that new song you wrote is gonna be a really big hit.

And that person is right here!

And that takes care of that.

And that was my drink.

And that was no fun.

And that will make me want to jump off a...

And that's everybody's problem

And that's how a fake FEMA official scammed us

And the almond ones, oh!

And the answer is "of course. "

And the cost of your innocent accident is.....

And the Dust Bowl duo has inspired their own radio show.

And the easiest placemat puzzle in the state.

And the fact that I'm just not that good.

And the Father Daughter Dance.

And the First Lady has agreed

And the floor is covered with paw prints...

And the funniest ingredient...

And the goo boils in my eyes.

And the home

And the ******* guy has to leave at sunset.

And the next thing you know,

And the only boom booms will be in our pants.

And the rest!

And the rest!

And the Sydney Olympics to look forward to,

And the, uh, $2,500 processing fee.

And their human friend is you.

And then I'll have to come live with you while I recover.

And then start plumbing until they go away.

And then take people to our lockers

And then un retired in a special little show called Woman of the Year...

And then you got the job.

And then you'll be killed!

And then your heart infarcked

And there we see Bob's grieving parents,

And they all had one thing in common...

And they're not talking about cars...

And they've only got one weekend

And think it was my wife having an affair.

And this country can't make one

And this is where sinners spend all of eternity!

And this song is called...

And three days crafting

And to pay you back, I'm returning your nose.

And to pay you back, I'm returning your nose.

And to take out the biggest threat of all,

And turn you back into the sweet man I love

And uh my boyfriend thanks you too...

And under here, I look even worse.

And unlike love, respect can't be bought.

And until they do, you can stay here.

And use this instead!

And wanted to make sure I got here.

And was presumably eaten by this cougar,

And we had just moved into

And we have to search all of them

And we know exactly who is to blame.

And we saw your "Frank and Beans."

And we won't be together much longer

And we'll move your bedtime to an hour later,

And we're gonna sing "Under the BoardWalk."

And we're off!

And we're prepared to offer you anything.

And what color would that be?

And what have we here?

And when I sit down on the jolt throne,

And when you pushed me off the bridge,

And where I can't ditch my kids

And where will "Super Dad" be then?

And while I'm in the hospital,

And why should you?

And will continue to make

And yet my punishment is no less severe.

And yet, he's getting as much love as me,

And you also ingested

And you are in it!

And you baked a pie!

And you can be my first ladle.

And you can cut your own meat!

And you contributed to our culture!

And you get four free d cast downloads per month.

And you have fun at your preposterous event.

And you have to come sober!

And you killed him.

And you said, "No way."

And you stay home with the kids.

And you wasn't polite

And you're getting a cuckoo clock

And you're getting a cuckoo clock...

And you're getting a cuckoo clock...

And you're not on it, you'll regret it.

And you're totally late.

And you've been here a good 81 minutes.

And you've just gotta try mummy and me kickboxing...

And young people believed in their dreams,

And your daughter's an addict.

And your gravity is pulling

And, one day, you'll grow up to be people.

And, uh, well, a bailiff can dream, can't he?

And, um,

And, um...

And... done.

Angelica's first kiss, da da da.

Anger!

Another bond issue.

Another chute?!

Another hit.

Another man...

Another me!

Another thing:

Anthere's nothing they can do about it!

Antichrist!

Anus, anus, anus...

Anus, anus...

Any minute now

Any minute now

Any minute now

Any minute now

Any minute now

Any minute now

Any minute now.

Anyone for me?

Anyone want to sit over here?

Anyone want to trade? No reasonable offer refused.

Anyone who sees this unmarried couple should...

Anything except sex.

Anything.

Anyway, I choose to remember Bob as the big brother

Anyway, I was growing to admire

Anyway, we have got to support Lisa Simpson's film.

Anyway,...

Apparently if all the kids fire

Applause is an addiction,

Apu, what do you think happens after you die?

Are a hundred percent true.

Are also about social misfits experiencing the dark side

Are mean !

Are the lasers supposed to burn you ?

Are the ones you show at home.

Are there two "L's" in "alluded"?

Are we going to fizz this guy or what?

Are you a registered voter?

Are you asleep?

Are you by that Joan Miro Statue ?

Are you calling me fat?

Are you done? 'Cause I've been circling the funeral home

Are you gonna find 'em?

Are you guys fighting over us?

Are you guys fighting over us?

Are you guys still mad at me?

Are you happy and full of life

Are you hurt?

Are you interested in a car stereo?

Are you interested in coin collecting?

Are you judging me?

Are you kidding me?!

Are you kidding?

Are you my guardian angel?

Are you okay ?

Are you Royce Lumpkin?

Are you saying that America was founded on misconceptions ?

Are you sick ?

Are you sure they're not talking about cars?

Are you sure you want Lisa to keep dancing?

Are you sure?

Are you tired of family arguments over where to go to dinner?

Are you writing this down?

Aren't they beautiful?

Aren't you going to drink?

Armed robbery with a gun.

Around the newborns.

Art Spiegleman

As a Democrat.

As always, silence means yes.

As I said, I've lost all hope.

As if it were my own child.

As if!

As Lisa accepted her award.

As long as there's no funny stuff.

As long you're willing to sign

As my father always said,

As my tongue explodes in my mouth

As Shakespeare said,

As soon as our wives hit it big they dumped the fat old guys...

As the grieving brother that sealed the deal.

As the oak said to the beagle, you're barkin' up the wrong tree.

As they day of the primary nears,

As thick as a phone book.

As this month's rotating president

As well as this respected reporter

As your lousy lawyer.

Ask no questions.

Asleep with your eyes open?

Assassin's perch.

Assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada

Assuming they don't find those ballot boxes in Ohio.

Asterix. Tin Tin.

At a Starbucks in Siberia.

At exactly 3:00, release my ashes.

At first I thought you were pointing to your crouch.

At first I thought you were pointing to your crouch.

At least we know there'll never be a president worse than Bill Clinton.

At least you need me, sack of potatoes.

At midnight and we're going to go stand in line.

At school who everyone thinks is cooler than me.

At some smooth talking professor ?

At Springfield National Park.

At the hands of this demon scamp

At the hands of this young boy.

At worst, I'm an accomplice.

At your funeral.

At your stomach at once, it adds up.

At... all!

Attached to the tables..

Attention comic book aficionados

Attention, shoppers,

Attractive

Auditions are Monday.

Autumn leaves.

Avast, ye sky whale!

Aw, cheer up. You still got your talent,

Aw, come on, Mom.

Aw, don't give up, boy!

Aw, everyone's okay.

Aw, everyone's okay.

Aw, I landed in a pleasant memory.

Aw, I wish I was your son, too.

Aw, it's okay.

Aw, Ma, you always knew just how to make everything all right.

Aw, man, I never figured the gate would be locked.

Aw, Marge, if there was a reality show

Aw, no.

Aw, thank you.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Aw, they even share my views on parenting!

Aw, they're using the jerky to feed their family.

Aw, this book is too hard.

Aw, you clicked the cart.

Aw, you're sweet.

Award at school.

Away from here...

Awesome ing up your sound effects.

Ay Chihuahua !

Ay, caramba!

Aye, los DVDs!

B O R R I N G!

B.E.T.

B.O. Baracus. Mount Baldy.

Babe, need a hundred bucks for beer.

Baby, let's cruise

Back off, Pterodactyl bots.

Back to the feedlot, and Mary must taste

Ball one, ball two, strike one...

Ballet is unnatural and unfair to women.

Bana bread!

Banff, Shmanff. I'm talking about Sundance!

Banff?

Bang harder!

Banks?

Bart and our alien friend are

Bart is a ten year old boy.

Bart is awesome.

Bart is awesome.

Bart says that we got a call from NASA,

Bart Simpson takes care of his friends.

Bart Simpson?

Bart stole your nitroglycerin

Bart, are you all right?

Bart, Bart, Bart.

Bart, climb up.

Bart, fetch "The Defender."

Bart, get me my suicide axe.

Bart, get some more jerky

Bart, go out to the shed

Bart, I have a plan.

Bart, I know this is nuts, but try to look sad

Bart, I'll find a way to get you out of this wedding.

Bart, I'll need some clean urine. Stat.

Bart, I'm Norbert Van Houten, but everyone calls me Zack.

Bart, it's me!

Bart, keep it together. People are looking.

Bart, Martin could be seriously hurt, or worse.

Bart, no, don't do...

Bart, no, it's Valentine's Day.

Bart, that's not a restaurant,

Bart, this is Donny...

Bart, we're going to send you to the toughest

Bart, we're turning into monsters.

Bart, where are you heading with this?

Bart, you do know what happens next?

Bart!

Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart!

Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart!

Bart?

Bart?

Bart? Bart?

Bart..

Bart's having girl trouble. You better go talk to him.

Bart's in trouble and we don't need your stupid comments.

Base self destruct sequence activated.

Basil, nasal.

Bathroom passes, doctor's notes...

Battery, battery, battery!

Be my guest.

Be quiet, Robo potty.

Be unbelievably ridiculous.

Bear with me.

Beat it, weirdoes! I don't do Halloween!

Beautiful, in its way.

Because gee, it's swell to have all that money.

Because I am "master of my domain".

Because I didn't want him finding out about the party.

Because I don't remember your name.

Because I heard some guy say you couldn't.

Because I really want to draw Batman

Because I'm paying for you to make goo goo eyes

Because if I do it enough,

Because it hasn't been perfected to where you look really good...

Because it means so much to your mother,

Because it started out that way:

Because of its upsetting nature!

Because of the postman.

Because of your stupid accent?

Because that's what the Democratic Party is all about.

Because that's what you do.

Because they're in the Bible!