The Simpsons - Season 2 Edit

A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has more chances than you.

A blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you mean a pawn.

A book made him cry!

A built in video game?

A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there.

A comic book? Boys never change.

A couple more games and I'll hit the books.

A dash of rosemary, a smidgen of thyme, a pinch of marjoram.

A frabulous, grabulous, zip zoop zabulous present!

A free ticket to a big league park, but I was too tense to enjoy the game.

A guy I think was an explorer left this in the bar.

A half brother?

A hundred and fifty?

A little girl needs you.

A long Iost half brother. How Dickensian!

A man who got things done. Towel, Simpson.

A man's suit should make him a prince.

A manhunt, or "woman hunt", is on

A marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours. It takes a weekend.

A masterpiece? Or just a guy with his pants down?

A million dollars?

A million dollars? Smithers! I want this Homer Simpson fired!

A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.

A million dollars' worth, you snake woman!

A millionaire! I kept the wrong one.

A mother knows everything.

A new kind of Mace? Really painful.

A new wing for our museum, and a portrait...

A payback for all the things Bart has done!

A political discussion at our table. I feel like a Kennedy!

A pool table? I'm not going to turn his home into a saloon.

A princely sum

A program length advertisement!

A racehorse eats oats before he or she wins the Kentucky Derby.

A real fly is more sanitary.

A rested employee is a vigilant employee.

A separate soundproof dome for the kids? With restraints and muzzles.

A Simpson on a T shirt! I never thought I'd see the day.

A six month supply of the drug, gravity boots, scalp massager and a T shirt.

A sprinkle of chervil, half a teaspoon of turmeric and a whisper of MSG.

A stadium's too big for flash pictures to work, but nobody cares!

A stunning knockout by a thunderous punch in the 12th round.

A subject pulls levers to get heat and food.

A teacher strike, a power failure. Anything that'll cancel school.

A thousand bucks? I can't afford that!

A thousand bucks. Of all the rip off screw job, cheap joint....

A tool every handyman needs. It's a jigsaw! A drill!

A useless, old, worn out....

A visitor at my chamber door And nothing more

A world of infinite delights to tantalize your senses...

A year later, I married your mother and we had you.

A year later, the carnival came back...

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, l, J, K, L, M, N, O, P S.

Abe. You were going to say something.

Absolutely.

Accidents decreased by the number Simpson is known to have caused.

According to my sources, you are simultaneously planning...

Achingly beautiful.

Acids in your hand could damage it. We want it to last forever...

Activewear, I need a price check on a wool shawl.

Actually, I value every second.

Actually, it's a big, ugly Olmec Indian head.

Actually, the range was far from home.

Actually, they do know a great deal about mummification.

Afraid so, infinity plus one.

After all, that kidney you donated to me really hit the spot.

After all, tomorrow is another school day!

After Bill McCIoskey pops out, our post game show starts.

After dinner, it's down to business.

After me, you're the man around the house.

Ah, distinctly I remember It is in the bleak December

Ah! "Never fly solo again."

Ahoy, mateys!

Akira, I'd like two sharks, an octopus and an eel.

All my friends are in school...

All my life, I've looked for a car that feels right.

All my precious sacks of gold...

All right then. I don't want to seem like an ogre.

All right, all right. Time for Dr. TV to perform a little surgery!

All right, all right. Who took the funny pages?

All right, class, the topic is world literature.

All right, family. I want the truth.

All right, I'll show you.

All right, let's take care of some business.

All right, look the wife straight in the eyes and tell her

All right, off you go to spend it on penny whistles and MoonPies.

All right, spilled milk. What are you so mopey about?

All right, take one and pass the rest back.

All right, that's it! Go to your room now!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! A local boy!

All right! All right! I'll walk in the mud!

All right! Good boy!

All right! I'll take her! Lousy brain.

All right! No line!

All right! This is what you're gonna do. Hang up and call me back.

All right! This is what you're gonna do. Hang up and call me back.

All right! Twelve big ones and free grub!

All right! We eat tonight!

All right.

All right. First question: Have you slept with anyone famous?

All right. Good. That's how I'm going to express myself. Good night.

All right. If he passes, we can keep him.

All right. If he studies hard, passes finals, and becomes a perfect dog...

All right. Ned, Maude, what brings you here?

All right. Play friendly with your new teacher, children.

All right. What's that?

All those coins were worth three cents?

All your degrees and that's the best you can do? You make me sick.

Allow me to introduce you to my wife's lovely...

Allow me to present the Dimoxinil action set.

Also with us for this animated discussion...

Although he doesn't like school...

Although he's going at her like they're already married.

Although sometimes I wish I had been.

Am I just a little bit overweight?

Amariah begets Ahitub. Ahitub begets

Amen! Has Dr. Hibbert made his point?

Amen.

American...

An absence of mood swings and stability in my life.

An ancient Indian what?

An electronic version of table tennis.

An ox with a hump and a dewlap.

An unthinkable, utterly impossible present!

And a little less

And all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.

And behave yourselves.

And could you describe for us in your own words...

And for God's sake, hurry!

And green birds on their shoulders.

And he mispronounced words like "abdomen."

And he shall turn the heart of the fathers to the children.

And Hercules used his mighty strength, and bingo!

And here comes Snowball II. We kept this one.

And his instant pizza pie.

And his office was dirty!

And I never have.

And I say taxes are too high!

And I want that baseball card where the guy's flipping the bird.

And I was going to buy that ivory backscratcher.

And if Todd wins, you have to mow my lawn! And do a decent job for once.

And incidentally, thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.

And it's going to be a real apology in front of everybody.

And let me remind you, you're under oath!

And Lisa is losing a little respect for you.

And look at me, man. Now I drive the school bus!

And look at me, man. Now I drive the school bus!

And look, a whole pitcher to myself.

And look, I've brought noodle kugel.

And Lord, we're thankful for nuclear power...

And now The Top Hat Channel is proud to present Broadcast Nudes.

And now with some insights, one of the stars of our nuclear family...

And now, get set for our fabulous halftime show...

And now, some aftershave.

And one and two and three and reach...

And published by McGraw Hill.

And that golden lariat. She can tie me up any time.

And that man broke my promise! I've had it!

And that ugly customer was the last Indonesian rhino on earth.

And that's how we shave.

And that's what happened.

And the battle is well and truly joined.

And the forensics championship is coming up.

And the minute your back is turned, I'm heading for that gorge.

And the most important book of all, the Tao Te Ching by Lao tzu.

And the nuclear power plant. That's closed too.

And the policeman on the phone said:

And then when I got out of the service....

And this smudge that looks like my fingerprint?

And we'd stay at home and talk, like this.

And what was Ringo's response?

And when he wakes up he makes honking noises.

And yet I feel a great sadness in my bosom."

And you owe him big.

And you think that people are gonna pay you $4.50...

And you were there! And you. And you. And you.

And you're not going to love me because I'm ugly and bald.

And your card was just great.

And your card was just great."

And your son misses you.

And, joining us via satellite from Vienna, the home of Freud...

And?

Another barrier broken. Right on, sister!

Another comic book has returned to the earth from whence it came.

Another day and I would've needed a Valium.

Another fringe benefit. Nurse!

Antonowski, Conroy, Falcone, Martin, Thorsen, and Walsh.

Any man I could marry would have to

Any more new business?

Any time you're hungry, day or night, Cook will make you anything you want.

Anybody can try. I want you to win!

Anybody mind if I serve as bartender? I have a Ph.D. in mixology.

Anyone that has mastered intergalactic travel, raise your hand.

Anything else I can get you?

Anything else?

Anything that decreases entertainment related injuries.

Anything you say! Good luck, lady! You'll need it!

Apologize? For what? Clearing the table? Having a sense of humor?

Are cartoons too violent? Most people say, "No! What a stupid question!"

Are we in Africa yet?

Are we talking about the same movie?

Are you going deaf, or are you just stupid?

Are you gonna use your sauce? Dry fish sticks! This sucks.

Are you sure there isn't soft tissue trauma in the face?

Are you sure this is the way?

Are you throwing away happiness for me?

Are you trying to get me drunk?

Are you? You go ahead and call your precious dog warden, you old axe...

Aren't you forgetting something?

Aren't you going to watch the rest?

Aren't you making too big a deal of this tournament?

Arithmetic.

Arithmetic. Before you know it, you'll be back among your polygons...

Arms like tree trunks. Eyes like steel, cold and hard.

Art sure no craven, ghastly ancient Raven wandering from the nightly shore

Artie, I don't know. It was a beautiful evening. Let's not ruin it.

As a trained marriage counselor...

As an actor, my eyes need to look their whitest

As emotionally crippling as it may be, my recommendation is for Bart to...

As far as I'm concerned, I have no brother!

As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade!

As God is my witness, I'll always be hungry again!

As I got up, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.

As if he had no will of his own.

As long as there's an ounce of strength left in me....

As my son would say, I'm one sad, ape like dude.

As of someone gently rapping At my chamber door

As president, I would demand a science fiction library...

As the only adult here, I feel I should say something.

As to your comments, research shows one person can't make a difference...

Assassins!

Assault. Manslaughter. Stealing cable TV!

At last, the world will see you as I always have.

At least I'm good at monkey work.

At least there's no frame damage.

At that moment, my dad and I were closer than we've ever

At the risk of losing my voice...

Atmosphere.

Attention, all employees.

Attention, please.

Attention! Seymour Skinner is in love!

Aunt Hortense. Great grandpa Simpson.

Aw, damn! Out of pomade. Oh, well.

Awesome!

Ay caramba!

Ay, carumba!

Back into the chamber turning My soul within me burning

Back then, if it was less than 50 rounds, we demanded our nickel back!

Back to the forecastle of the Pequod.

Backrubs for harried executives. I'll show you.

Bad dog! Bad Santa's Helper.

Bad dog! Don't worry, Snowball

Bad dog! Let go!

Bad news!

Bad Santa's Little Helper! Stop!

Bait our hooks with honesty. That way a happy marriage...

Bart didn't get one vote?

Bart failed his last four exams. Is there anything you haven't told us?

Bart is an underachiever, yet he seems to be....

Bart says he got hurt training for a career in death defiance?

Bart says he's fine.

Bart Simpson, I know it's you!

Bart vs. Thanksgiving

Bart was looking at that racy movie.

Bart was strangely quiet.

Bart, can you roll your eyes back in your head like this?

Bart, get out and push.

Bart, give me that ball.

Bart, I think I can help you.

Bart, I warned you. This is the final straw!

Bart, no more interruptions during Martin's book report.

Bart, please.

Bart, take a letter! Dear Mr. Burns...

Bart, the comic!

Bart, this is the card catalog. Let's see. "Golf."

Bart, you wouldn't know what sort of candy your aunt likes, would you?

Bart, you're gonna miss your bus.

Bart, you're wrecking it! Let go! I worked forever on this!

Bart!

Bart!

Bart! Bart!

Bart! Bart! Bart!

Bart! Get your butt down here!

Bart! Lisa! Maggie! Let's do this out in the yard!

Bart! You don't even care! You don't even care!

Bart! You may be telling this one day if something breaks.

Bart! You're no longer in Sunday school. Don't swear.

Bart? Bart? We're home, son.

Bart's Dog Gets An F

Bart's joint. Two ish. Be there or be square.

Bartley, thinking of entering?

Bases loaded, 'Topes have 1 out, down by 3.

Bases loaded, two outs. The good guys trail by a run.

Batting ninth, Unky Herb!

Be still, my foolish heart.

Be there!

Bea told me to enjoy my moola and I'm going to, dagnab it!

Bea was wealthy and Surprise, surprise!

Beat, but...

Beatles, eh? Oh, yes.

Beautiful language, isn't it?

Beauty.

Because I'd worked for it...

Because I'm your baby brother, Homer!

Because of me, you lost your business, your home and all your possessions.

Because that's the way you love it, baby.

Because we were meant to be together.

Because you hate me or because you're bad?

Becoming radioactive.

Been a little slow. Not much to steal in the desert.

Before a preview of next week's sermon...

Before we begin, you'll need 5 yards of sterilized cotton.

Before you do anything, there's someone you should talk to.

Besides, the doctor says it's just a bump on the head and a broken toe.

Best fight ever and I missed it.

Best Thanksgiving ever, eh, boy?

Better come in the house. You don't wanna get the sniffles.

Better get some gas.

Better hurry up.

Better let him rest a while.

Better than your eyes bursting.

Better yet, you have to mow my lawn in your wife's Sunday dress!

Between your hair care and wardrobe, we're not saving for a rainy day.

Big blowout at casa de Simpson. The only adult is frail.

Big cookie.

Big fight coming up.

Big guys who spent money freely.

Big spender, why the change?

Big yawner. The Museum of Barnyard Oddities!

Bill. Bill. Summons. Bill.

Bismarck.

Bitchen!

Bitchen.

Black, green.

Blackbeard, Captain Nemo, Captain Hook, Bluebeard.

Blah, blah, blah.

Bleed Gramps dry.

Bless you, Reverend.

Bliss from oblivion of self.

Bloated inventory, outmoded production methods.

Bony arms, are they? Liver spots, did I?

Boo! Boo!

Bottoms up. There's plenty more where that came from.

Boy must die!

Boy, a good man really is hard to find!

Boy, come here. You're a good dog.

Boy, we were afraid we'd lost you!

Boy, what's this world coming to?

Boy, you don't gain a pound.

Bravo! Walk away. Now it belongs to the ages.

Breakthrough? There's been a breakthrough?!

Brilliant!

Bring me one of these, one of these and one of those.

Bring the TV up. Bart's got his vision back!

Bringing up a son, even a blind one, isn't a lifetime occupation.

Brush With Greatness

Bull's eye!

Bull's eye! And when I gun the motor...

Bullwinkle got a taste of his own medicine.

Bullwinkle's antler's sprung a leak.

Bums, deadbeats, losers, scums of the earth.

Burger, onion rings, shake!

Burn the germs off with a torch. Amputate my arm. But not the

Burning the candle at both ends, boy?

Burns' popularity has plummeted to earth like so much half chewed fish.

Bust my hump all week. Stupid grass! Supposed to be the boy's job.

But $100,000 just isn't enough. I need more.

But bringing up a son, even a blind one, isn't a lifetime occupation

But enough about Bart. Tell me, are you married?

But everybody does it. We're stealing cable.

But first there's a burning issue that we need to neutralize.

But first, please heed this call That always will I love you

But for how long?

But he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.

But I can't avenge my partner's death with this peashooter.

But I can't sleep. Can I take a walk?

But I can't so I'm not going to.

But I don't remember you being so beautiful.

But I got it in the middle.

But I must. I never knew why God put me on this Earth. Now, I know.

But I need you too.

But I only got up to go to the can.

But I'd like to talk to him. He didn't use my lesson plan.

But I'll tell you three things that will haunt you forever.

But I'm a twin, and as such I have a

But I'm severely tempted to do it.

But if I go to school tomorrow, I'll fail and be held back.

But if you take them away, we'll grow up without humor and be robots.

But if you weren't, you'd tend to go for a girl?

But it was too late. End of story.

But just between you and me, I promise you...

But last night, you didn't just cross that line, you threw up on it.

But maybe this music will help.

But Mommy and Daddy didn't pay my way!

But my time has not passed yet!

But neither We You have to do it too.

But nothing! She's a heifer, plain and simple

But remember the 5th commandment: "Honor thy father and thy mother."

But Simpson's shameless display of exhibitionism tainted the evening.

But stop slandering poor, defenseless Blinky. Good night and God bless.

But the downside is you're losing touch with the common man.

But the fact is: bones heal, chicks dig scars...

But the third bowl of porridge was just right.

But then, I dyed it black and it became my mourning dress.

But they didn't care.

But they're watching a cat and mouse disembowel each other.

But this is our chance to show up the Flanderses.

But today, as I leave for Capital City...

But tonight's show, which I wash my hands of, is really scary.

But wait a minute! I'm confused.

But we all have a calling, a reason God put us on this earth.

But we all know I'm not giving you $100.

But we have to say goodbye because you don't understand a word I say.

But we thought it might be violent, which is wrong now, thanks to you.

But we've become the tools of evil.

But what is truth, if you follow me?

But when he laughs, you see these. The eyeteeth.

But you can tell, right? She sees everybody else's dad...

But you can't get too attached to

But you do. You've been squirreling it away.

But you, sir, are a baboon!

But you've got your hair.

But your lawyer, assuming he is one, is asking for a million!

But, Bart, how can sound exist if there's no one there to hear it?

But, Dad, we're simple people with simple values.

But, now, because of your distrustful nature, that can never be.

But, sir

By any chance does the "H" stand for Herbert?

By coincidence, our languages are exactly the same.

By obeying the 10 Commandments.

By the madness of my brother

By the way, I do wills.

By working together, we can both be winners...

Bye, Dad, Mom!

C A P I....

Cable has become an evil presence in our home.

Cable?!

Cable. It's more wonderful than I dared hope!

Call your father.

Calling Bartholomew J. Simpson to the stand.

Calling Bartholomew J. Simpson to the stand.

Can do, sir.

Can I ask him to assuage my fears that he's contaminating the planet...

Can I help you?

Can I make one suggestion?

Can I spit over the side?

Can the sweet talk! You're right. It's time to end my girlish dreams...

Can we get up early and watch the sunrise together?

Can we go now?

Can we have wine? Can I have wine?

Can you memorize this?

Can you tell me his name?

Can you think of a reason why he ran away?

Can't be too careful. Thieves are everywhere.

Can't breathe. Too many children.

Can't we just forget it and go to church?

Can't we place this ad after the dog fails his test?

Can't you see? A happy worker is a busy worker.

Capital City is too complex. Everyone here knows us and has forgiven us.

Capital City, yeah!

Care for some wine, old buddy?

Care to tip the wrist with me?

Care to try my Flanders planter's punch?

Careful, careful....

Casino!

Certainly. It was a beautiful day.

Challenge the raging waters of death! Discover what water's really made of!

Change, please.

Changing the subject makes you a worthless excuse for a human being

Cheap son of a....

Check out the luscious pair on that redhead.

Check out the mature quail heading over.

Cherry cordials. I hope you like them.

Chief Wiggum, Archbishop McGee, distinguished guests...

Children need discipline. Ask any advice columnist.

Children, bedtime!

Children, get your coats. We're leaving right now.

Children, I don't want you to get frightened but I must teach you this.

Children, we've tabulated your votes.

Children! Bart, I need someone to deliver a note to the principal.

Chocolate, chocolate brownie fudge.

Chop the top, jack it up, put on wheels...

Chuck?

Class, "The Singing Dork."

Clean out your desk by noon.

College boy.

Come back for more, eh?

Come back here, you little raven!

Come back, you're supposed to eat breakfast!

Come here, boy! Put that prowler down and come here! Come on!

Come here, you.

Come here.

Come here.

Come on in. Dignity's on me, friends.

Come on, baby, please, please go in. Please!

Come on, boy!

Come on, boy.

Come on, boy. Sit!

Come on, boy. Sit!

Come on, Elizabeth.

Come on, everybody has a talent.

Come on, everybody!

Come on, girls.

Come on, give me that. Give me that! Don't! Okay, out you go!

Come on, give up!

Come on, Homer, a heart to heart talk with your son.

Come on, Homer! Get the lead out!

Come on, Joey. You have to twist my arm?

Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.

Come on, Marge, paint! I think you can do it.

Come on, now.

Come on, pal. Fugu me!

Come on! All we need is a grand slam!

Come on! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Come on! Stop it! Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!

Come on! Take all this. Put it in the closet.

Come on. What time does your truck game start?

Come one, come all! Top Hat Theater is on the air!

Come out and pack this place, just to show them how grateful I am.

Come, Earthlings, eat. Grow large with food.

Congratulations, Artie.

Congratulations, Mr. Burns, the polls show you're up six points.

Congratulations, you've earned a toffee.

Congratulations! You've got a date with a needle!

Cook? Sorry to bother you, but I got a hankering for

Cool, history's coming alive.

Cool, man!

Cool, Martin!

Cool! The wrong side of the tracks.

Correct the dog!

Could you babysit the kids this weekend?

Could you leave me with the kids, please?

Could you put a dollar amount on all these hardships?

Could you...

Couldn't Itchy share his pie with Scratchy? Then they'd both have pie.

Counseling for couples whose marriages are hanging by a thread...

Countess von Zeppelin and l What in blaze ?

Cowabunga!

Crabgrass? What are you talking about? Where?

Creepy. But I'd rather have him after me than the Wolf Man.

Crude, but I like it.

Cushy!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh! It's just a card!

D'oh! Shut up!

D'oh! Wrong one.

Dad, I've never won anything in my life.

Dad, no! Give me that money!

Dad, thanks for helping me with my science project.

Dad!

Dad! It's Sunday. You know what that means.

Dad's on the phone!

Dad's taking this in a less than heroic fashion.

Damn it, I know what it is! What can we do about it?

Damn straight.

Damn these childproof doors!

Damn thing never goes over, does it? So what's in your head?

Damn those answering machine tapes!

Damn, no spots!

Dan Horde, mikeside. Our Isotopes take on the Shelbyville Shelbyvillians.

Darkness there and nothing more

Dave Glass talking at you. We got great weather tonight under the dome.

Dead man coming through.

Dear Bart, thank you kindly for the blood. Yours truly, Montgomery Burns.

Dear God, give a bald guy a break. Amen.

Dear God, give me one channel!

Dear Log, my brother is still missing...

Dear Mr. Simpson...

Dear Purveyors of Senseless Violence:

Death anxiety is normal. Expect to go through five stages.

Defenseless child at 3:00!

Delicious, frosty beer. Fat lot of good it does me sitting next to Burns.

Did I mention it was written by Robert Louis Stevenson?

Did you hear that? She called me a baboon!

Did you kids have fun?

Did you know you were going ?

Did you read the book?

Die! Die! Everybody die!

Dim the lights. Turn them on. Do something!

Dimoxinil can help me grow as much or as little hair as I want to.

Dimoxinil!

Dinner with three beautiful women. I must be in heaven.

Direct all your questions to Mr. Simpson...

Dirk Richter was a beautiful man. Can't you vultures leave him alone?

Dirty trick. I won't kill you.

Discount Lion Safari!

Discount Lion Safari!

Disgusting. I love it!

Do it if it'll shut her up. Start with the feet. Still angry.

Do not make eye contact."

Do not spit over the side.

Do not spit over the side.

Do not worry. We'll be wandering out here another two weeks, tops.

Do you have the Carl Yastrzemski baseball card from 1973?

Do you have to sit so close? It'll hurt your eyes.

Do you remember the way you acted at the party?

Do you remember when you made us go to the Bowler's Hall of Fame...

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, so help you God?

Do you think that's wise? Think of the headlines.

Do you want something to eat?

Do you want to be held back a grade? Concentrate, man!

Do your own homework, Bart!

Doc, I heard a snap.

Doctors are idiots!

Dodecahedron! Dodecahedron!

Does a father have to explain? Let's just share your gift, okay?

Does Bart have to be there?

Does Dirk Richter's ghost haunt the bordello where his body was found?

Does it ever occur to you that old folks should be treated like humans...

Doesn't it bother you that he orders you around?

Doggone it!

Don't answer me now. Relax, talk it over.

Don't backpedal. You were right.

Don't be alarmed. They were saying hello.

Don't be frightened. It's a letter opener. Who are you?

Don't be jealous. I was a schoolgirl.

Don't be so stubborn!

Don't be stupid!

Don't dance too closely, now. Have a good time.

Don't do that!

Don't drink to forget your problems.

Don't ever do that again!

Don't ever do that again!

Don't fill up on those vegetables. Save room for nachos.

Don't get me wrong. You're an honest man.

Don't gloat, Homer.

Don't let go of me, Bart!

Don't listen to him! He's a mean little SOB.

Don't mind if I do.

Don't panic. There's a map to the hospital on the menu.

Don't panic. They don't pick up the mail till noon.

Don't pull any punches.

Don't sit on that filthy thing one second longer.

Don't spend your last hours together tormenting him.

Don't spill anything.

Don't talk that way.

Don't worry, Barney. Time heals all wounds.

Don't worry, I won't let on. I'll still do the bed stuff.

Don't worry, Marge will fix everything.

Don't worry, Marge.

Don't worry, Senator Mendoza. By now our dear friend has met with a...

Don't worry, this year you have an excuse.

Don't worry. All I need to do is find Mr. Burns' inner beauty.

Don't worry. I'm sure she'll be able to memorize it by tomorrow.

Don't worry. Look at this.

Don't worry. There are plenty of fish in the sea. Right, Homer?

Don't worry. We'll get some grub. Even if we have to pay for it.

Don't you dare sully this moment with your price taggery.

Don't you deserve to earn as much as a man who does the same job?

Don't you hate it when you go to the toilet...

Double zero.

Dr. Hibbert has been our physician for years. He thought Bart was fine.

Dr. Monroe, would you care to comment?

Dr. Warner, wanted in radiology.

Dye my shoes? Paint my nails?

Each dying ember wrought Its ghost on the floor

Each one of us will get it for two days of the week.

Eagerly I wished The morrow

Eat him by 6:30. Back in bed by 7 with no incriminating evidence.

Echo!

Eight! Nine! Ten!

Eight. Thanks, Dad.

Either bring this place up to code, or we'll shut it down. Good day.

Empty bottles. Well, it's practically empty.

Empty.

Enclosed is an autographed photo of America's favorite cat and mouse.

Enjoy your tartar sauce, boys.

Equating friendliness with wimpiness...

Even better! You have real talent.

Even if it takes 20 more years, I'm going to answer every one of them.

Every day spend 15 minutes staring at it...

Every day, I show up, act like me and they slap me in here.

Everybody, stick together.

Everybody!

Everybody's looking at us, Marge.

Everyone else in the class has shown some improvement.

Everyone special to me is under this roof.

Everyone to my place for squishies and microwave burritos.

Everyone tried to pull it out but nobody was strong enough.

Everyone would love it if it was called "elfgrass."

Everyone's against me.

Eww! Baby spit!

Examine my zipper? Why?

Excellent, Mr. Simpson. Excellent.

Excellent! Excellent, Martin!

Excellent! Once again, the wheel has turned...

Excellent. I'm so keen on seeing Watson vs. Tatum Two...

Excellent. Set you to your task, Simpson.

Except in Florida and Utah. Coming up next, Stardust Mammaries.

Except you got a little more

Except your soul!

Excuse me, is this room 106?

Excuse me! I'm changing for a meeting!

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I hate to interrupt your judging me.

Excuse me. My name is Simmons. I have the wrong pills.

Excuse me. You, the dancing fella.

Fact: Cable companies are faceless corporations which makes it okay."

Fact: Most movies on cable get two stars or less...

Fan fugu tastic!

Farewell, my Patty cake.

Fascinating.

Fifty five? My God! Three hundred and

Fifty five? That's ridiculous!

Fight fight fight, bite bite bite The Itchy and Scratchy Show

Fill her up. I guess I'll go stretch my legs.

Fill out some insurance forms. Charge Dimoxinil to the company.

Filled me with fantastic terrors Never felt before

Filth. It portrays parts of the body which, though practical, are evil.

Filthy, but genuinely arousing.

Final score: Bart, 41. Homer....

Finally, Mr. Burns wants you to appear very affectionate to him...

Finally, the little spot under your nose.

Find me an artist.

Fine! We'll go to Mars!

Fine.

Fine. Be a jerk. We'll just sit here and watch it.

Fine. We'll all stay with the comic book.

First, they pulled the brain out and stuffed the skull with onions

Five hundred thousand dollars.

Flanders, it doesn't matter. Tomorrow you'll be in high heels.

Flanders, who put that bug up your butt?

Flanders!

Flash Bailor! I gotta get his autograph. He was a star.

Followed by immediate correction.

Food tastes better when you're revolving.

For 5 years, I was away from my kids and their mothers.

For a comic? Who drew it, Micha malangelo?

For a superior race, they really rub it in.

For five generations, women in our family have added to it.

For months, I worked while my sisters smoked.

For spousal problems, press 2 now. If you have trouble

For that day, we'll use a random number generator.

For the first time, I'm glad I had children.

For the first time, people didn't laugh at me. They laughed towards me.

For the last time, yes!

For the next 15 minutes, one third off on every pitcher.

For the rare and radiant maiden Whom angels name Lenore

For the record, there were some ******* cowboys.

For you. I think Bart's in trouble again.