The Simpsons - Season 14 Edit

A $40 steak?

A 40 year old novelty beverage? Hand it over.

A big mallet? Gee, I'm starting to have second th...

A couple of weeks ago, I wouldn't have minded if you shot me.

A dance? A dance?

A Day in the Life of Springfield Elementary.

A documentary by Ken Burns about the life of Ken Burns.

A documentary filmmaker whose works include Lost Luggage, Shattered Lives...

A dream deferred is a dream denied.

A fart was detected. Martin denied it...

A fear of leaving the home.

A film I made about Krusty Burger:

A girl should have her own private diary.

A handsome man like you, I'd hate to think what would happen.

A laser pointer.

A little bit, yeah.

A little of this, a little of that.

A little prayer.

A M E L I O R A T E. Ameliorate.

A mechanic?

A mother knows.

A murder/suicide pact.

A N T H R A X. Anthrax.

A penny.

A Peruvian fighting frog.

A pity date from a 10 year old? I'll take it.

A place where you'll never be bothered by your family again.

A plan, eh?

A rat filled with cough drops?

A rooster sits on a roof facing north. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll?

A Star Is Born Again

A thousand dollars?

A time machine.

A voice that will go:

A whole week without hearing that stupid song.

A woman asking a man out?

A year ago, you said they were the greatest thing that ever happened to us.

Aah! Bob!

Aah! Don't look at me.

Aah! Hot. Hot. Hot.

Aah! Oh, my God. Let me help you up.

Aah! Sideshow Bob!

Aah! That is the most pungent thing I've ever smelled and I am from India.

Aah! The plastic casing from the tip of Bart's shoelace.

Aah! Where's baldy?

About Lisa.

About providing topnotch vacation values. Ha ha ha.

Accidentally giving me breast implants is not a simple misunderstanding.

According to this book, that's a big plus.

According to this contract...

Accustomed to

Accustomed to revenge

Actually, Frank Lloyd Wright endured a lot of harsh criticism.

Actually, it says here we're gonna see hockey.

Actually, there is something.

After a few practice trips here...

After a few practice trips here...

After all, how long do any of us have to live?

After Homer went gay They patched up their schism

After the show, you can come backstage for pizza and pop.

After this dance, I'm heading to jail.

After this prank, everyone's gonna hate those Cavalry clods as much as we do.

After we get paid.

After you passed out.

Ah, get a neck, Frankenstein.

Ah, God.

Ah, I have to go.

Ah, life is good.

Ah, look at that corn. Old Gil's hard work is finally paying off.

Ah, no point in moping around.

Ah, no. No, you're lying. You're lying.

Ah, tell me about it. At my job, we... Oh, you're gone.

Ah, that's better. Paris is no more.

Ah, the buddy system, foolproof.

Ah, the information I've been waiting for.

Ah, this must be a takeoff on that Alice in Underpants movie I saw.

Ah, well, Sea Captain, looks like you and I are sailing solo tonight?

Ah, yes, the Kwik E Mart. I haven't been here since I robbed it dressed as Krusty.

Ah, yes.

Ah! Daddy, she swore.

Ah! Good Lord. That canary was supposed to be my pigeon.

Ah! If they hear about this in Modesto, I'm ruined.

Ah! It must've been Moe.

Ah! It's gone.

Ah! Lisa. Is this what I've come to?

Ah! Look at those pants.

Ah! My spices.

Ah! Oh!

Ah! Thank you, teacher.

Ah! That's a $17 deck of cards.

Ah! The flower's starting to open.

Ah! The house is slightly askew. To the panic room!

Ah! The paparazzi.

Ah! What horrible breath.

Ah! Wow!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Boy, that slaked my thirst

Ah. I bet we would have lasted twice that long.

Ah. My picture with Snow White.

Ah. This is as romantic as the night I proposed.

Ah. Well, whenever I gotta know something about a broad, I use this guy.

Ah. You see that car out there?

Aha

Ahooga! Wah wah! Wacka wacka wacka!

Aim for the five hole.

Ain't she adorable?

Alex, your word is "rigged"...

All access.

All gone.

All hail his royal Duffness!

All I have left now are my tapes.

All I need is your insurance card.

All I wanted was to glue feathers on felt...

All my life, Kent.

All my life, Kent.

All of you stink so much.

All right, aim for the big hose coming out of his face.

All right, all right, but speak of this to no one.

All right, all right, you.

All right, Bart. I didn't wanna resort to this, but...

All right, before you came in, I asked you each...

All right, Bob, if you help us catch the guy trying to kill Homer...

All right, everybody choose a buddy for the field trip

All right, everyone inside. Let's go.

All right, fire.

All right, Frankenstein, that's a three second violation.

All right, I have an answer.

All right, I'm in. I'll humiliate the love of your life.

All right, just to the mailbox and back.

All right, perps. We know you're in here somewhere.

All right, Seymour.

All right, Simpsons, the jig is up. We know you're in there.

All right, son, we just knock over this dam...

All right, time for my favorite show.

All right! Time to score some pity.

All right. A people tooth.

All right. Ah.

All right. But you're gonna have to kiss a woman.

All right. I got me a place to put my "spiderses."

All right. Yeah. Yeah!

All right. Your word is "weather."

All rise for the verdict.

All that's left for me is to become the biggest drunk this town's ever seen.

All the time. Sometimes I bring them lemonade.

All the work?

All they wanna talk about is their Botox, their Tae Bo or their Xbox.

All those Puerto Ricans looking up her dress. That's not right.

All we have left are the earthquake ham and the condolence ham.

All you can do is eat and sleep...

Almost done.

Alrighty, I'll see you tonight. And I'll save you the first dance.

Also I taste copper.

Also I taste copper.

Am I saying that right? Groupie?

Am I saying that right? Roadie?

Amen. Over.

America is supposed to be a democracy.

America loves its kings, from George III to Larry.

An A? Copacetic.

An ax, a gitbox... Well, I guess that's it.

An icy cold, full bodied, beech wood aged, amber hued day in...

An old Army buddy is visiting Mannix?

And all around genius, Lisa Simpson.

And all it did was make me do terrible things...

And all the power comes from here.

And all those feet going by the window are really creeping me out.

And all you can do is watch yourself get bald and fat...

And although Rover here may not know it...

And as soon as her check cleared, I was on the first flight here.

And baby, you can turn me on

And because I kept my options open, I can finally do what I want.

And because you believed in my dream...

And bless your humble home.

And by creator, I mean I saw it on Dutch television and tweaked the title.

And Dad did renounce all claim to ownership.

And did you know the hole's only natural enemy is the pile?

And don't stop crossing Till you're on the next block

And don't try taking it off because it's taped to your leg hair.

And dreams of gouging out his eyes

And drop in on Oktoberfest.

And even though you knew I ratted you out to the IRS...

And even worse, you let down this sacred document.

And fight the crowds? Forget it.

And for dessert, peach crumble.

And for every syringe I find, I get a dollar.

And for the Democrats, this guy.

And get drunk on a Tuesday.

And he ain't popular.

And he shuts the door on Annie Hall.

And he's good around the potty too.

And here's my pool.

And here's your prize for today...

And how am I supposed to do that?

And how much respect does he give me?

And how. Let's see what we've got.

And I can offer you a whole range of cellular solutions.

And I can't live them with you.

And I certainly can't drive to the store at work.

And I decree you The hottest thing to hit this city

And I don't remember her being this granulated.

And I don't wanna spend another fiscal year alone. Unh!

And I go back to whatever it is I do.

And I hereby rename Springfield Dog Park...

And I know cowards.

And I know just where to find him.

And I love our screen saver.

And I miss being your knight in flabby armor.

And I still do.

And I thought this was gonna be a bad night.

And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo.

And I wandered away from the group...

And I will not be silent until...

And I'd do it again.

And I'll bring my husband to do a little malpractice on you.

And I'm gonna find out what it is, no matter what it takes.

And I'm gonna make it, world.

And I'm on Pepto and Xanax.

And I'm the man at the ballpark everyone hates.

And I've gotta put up the storm windows. Winter's coming.

And I've gotta put up the storm windows. Winter's coming.

And I've gotten so much ironing done.

And I've never seen you use your tail like that.

And if I'm not happy, Moe is very happy.

And if there's cookies involved, so much the better.

And if you can't be With the one you love

And if you drive me, people will think you're gay.

And if you drive me, people will think you're gay.

And in a flash...

And instead of a shake, I'd like a blended Ribwich.

And it ain't in such great shape as it is

And it just might be the answer to my problems.

And it wouldn't hurt you to put up some curtains.

And look at my abs.

And look at the way...

And lose your books.

And made it gleam

And may the peace of God be with you. Amen.

And maybe I'll eat my steak with a spoon.

And Michael is now the new Godfather.

And my catheter is full.

And my good friend Frankenstein is now Frankenreagan. Bleh!

And no one ever will.

And none.

And now I just hold goo

And now I'm in the mood for love.

And now in the ancient spelling bee tradition...

And now it's a donnybrook.

And now it's time for our $50,000 half court shot.

And now Ken Burns.

And now they're worse than ever.

And now to all my dear friends, I say, get the hell out of my yard.

And now to exterminate the bees, the magnificent Blue Angels.

And now to wreck their precious helicopter!

And now we're back to Touch the Stove.

And now you can't stay mad

And now, as I ascend this crystal staircase to my office...

And now, Bart Simpson will ask a question to his teacher.

And now, one of Ov Mitt Con's Faces to Watch 2003:

And now, to present our final award...

And now, to see Mr. Burns for the promotion and raise...

And our answer is no.

And please turn off thy cell phones and pagers.

And remember rule number one, there are no rules.

And replace the M&M'S I took from the minibar.

And right away I'm stunned

And said Thatl love you

And say goodbye to the cola wars.

And she ain't my teacher no more

And she never gave up on me, Bart Simpson.

And so President Kennedy says to Khrushchev:

And soon, I will marry...

And speaking of news stories, here's another.

And Springfield's Machiavelli of the monkey bars...

And stay out!

And that Lisa Simpson is guilty.

And that's good enough for me.

And that's how my beautiful wife brought our son Bart into the world.

And that's the reason she stayed with me.

And that's why I didn't win.

And the beaver have no right to treat you that way.

And the fixtures won't stay in one place.

And the Godfather's playing with his grandson, see?

And the Lord said, "Let there be crap."

And the missiles are like, "Oh, praise Jesus! Can I hear an amen?"

And the most evil German of all time, Kaiser Wilhelm.

And the movie knows his name.

And the reason it worked is because you all did your part.

And the winner by a nose is No Risk.

And the winner will be decided by one final question...

And then they're only napping.

And then tonight, alcohol only made things worse.

And then you and Dad will be chasing butterflies together again.

And then, whoops!

And there sure are a lot of gay bookstores for a straight neighborhood.

And there used to be a beaver dam there.

And there's no radio or TV so we won't have to hear your song.

And there's so many places to cloister myself.

And they're all mine

And this is supposed to save our marriage?

And this place isn't just for gals anymore.

And this really burns my cannoli.

And this Slinky, these things are fun for about two seconds.

And this time, I won't join a frat.

And to me, Yusuf Islam will always be Cat Stevens.

And today begins my reign of...

And told you I love you

And try not to let your brother get under your skin, honey.

And watch out for the 612.

And we don't care for moaners either.

And we saw a dramatic collapse in the lion gazelle alliance.

And we want the gold medal to go to him.

And we'll spare no expense in finding her.

And we're not stopping there

And what book is that? The Ape Who Wanted a Big Bonus?

And what church might that be?

And what more fitting finale than to gaze reverently at Old Glory?

And who can blame them? Ugh.

And why I can't drive 55.

And why would a box lie to a person?

And with a male roommate, we can walk around naked.

And with all the trees cut down, a flood was inevitable.

And with only 20 percent loss of my brain function.

And yet I learn nothing.

And yet my children think I'm a failure.

And yet you're not gay.

And yet, I could just as easily drop you to your death.

And you ain't no friend of mine

And you ain't that gorilla from the zoo.

And you fans are all plowed

And you keep your lousy dog off my lawn.

And you made a lot of money.

And you only wanted those as bait to catch gummy fish.

And you parked on top of the mailman.

And you take me places you hate like museums, plays and the Olive Garden.

And you, sing one about, uh, robbing banks.

And you're the first person I've met here who cares about our animal equals.

And you've been bitching about it for 30 years.

And, girl you were made for me

And, Lisa, you have a choice.

And, Maggie, you no longer have to live with the burden...

And, Marge, if your mouth get tired, Angelo here will chew for you.

And, Ned, I haven't seen you this happy in years.

And, Rev, you'll be bunking with me.

And, um... Oh, there's our ladies' book club. Sara, you're welcome to come.

Another of those youth groups that apes the cultures...

Another proud moment for the Simpsons.

Another scoop.

Another tragedy prevented by gun violence.

Antarctic life is a constant struggle.

Anybody else?

Anybody else?

Anybody looks at me, I got a hypodermic full of bleach.

Anything for Homers.

Anything to trick my daughter into liking me.

Anything. As long as I can give the money to my son.

Anything's better than that dump we came from.

Anyway, we're gonna start with the fundamentals.

Anyway, what's going on?

Anyway, you're the only man I want ogling me.

Anywhere in the lower 48 states.

Apu, where's your bathroom?

Are these indiscretions romantic, financial or treasonous?

Are you aware your daughter's gay?

Are you for real?

Are you gonna buy those toads or just lick them?

Are you gonna listen to her?

Are you guys any good at covering up youthful...

Are you hitting on me?

Are you nuts?

Are you ready for a little after school special?

Are you ready for a little after school special?

Are you ready for tales that will shatter your spine and boil your blood?

Are you ready to receive professional training in rock?

Are you sure you don't miss hanging out with your rock star friends, Dad?

Are you sure? Because it really spoke to me.

Are you there, God?

Are you threatening a government official?

Are you trying to tell me that you guys are those guys that like guys?

Are you with me, boys?

Aren't you ashamed to lend your likeness to substandard food?

Aren't you better off now than you were as humans?

Aren't you gonna chuckle?

Aren't you?

Argh! I'd be happy to scrimshaw your petition.

Argh! I'll teach you to whistle on the Sabbath!

Arlene!

Around the Mexican hat

As gentlemen, surely we can just agree to... Dear God!

As I was saying, if we keep our hearts pure, we can...

As long as they bought the book, I'll get the money.

As principal, I'd just like to say a few words...

As this is a non leap year, we're a day behind.

Ask for Zelda Fitzgerald.

At dessert Maybe I can ask her her name

At ease, Cadet Nelson. Good to be back on terra firma, eh?

At last those planes are flying where they belong.

At last those planes are flying where they belong.

At least one of us should be able to put their arms around the other one.

At least we made a lot of people sick.

At least you tried.

At the end of a hard day...

Attaboy, we just won the World Series.

Attention, everyone.

Attention, teenage boys.

Aw, ha, ha.

Aw, he thinks he's papal.

Aw, jeez, there's something in my eye.

Aw, look at the little eels.

Aw, Marge saved all this stuff from when we were going out.

Aw, my baby's first words.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Aw, there, there, boy.

Aw!

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Aw. It sounds like all you're looking for is a little reassurance.

Aw. Life on the lam is really hard.

Ay ay ay!

Ay caramba indeed.

Ay caramba. I'm off women forever.

Aye. Not a hymn to war like our national anthem...

Aye. Someone needs the Amish.

Aye. There'll be many a cut this year.

Aye. Willie's sent many a Vermont Teddy Bear.

B C B C A A B B C C D. False. False. True. William Jennings Bryan.

Ba doo doo doo doo...

Baby, baby, baby, baby

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby

Back in row double Z

Back off and give him room to think.

Back off, Moe. Maggie wants to be with me.

Back to you, Bob Saget.

Back up again. That's how the game is played.

Bacon just got a new best friend: fudge.

Bad news.

Bad posture has floobled and snozzled your neck.

Balki, you're dancing in the toilet.

Ball pit. That's nice.

Banana made of drugs, monkey made of drugs.

Barney, you ever notice how hard it is to drive with your knees?

Bart and Lisa are lost in Capital City and presumed crying.

Bart said I am pee. He's made of pee.

Bart Simpson, I declare you emancipated.

Bart Simpson.

Bart vs. Lisa vs. The Third Grade

Bart will be up and underachieving in no time.

Bart, don't say it like that.

Bart, eat your spinach, unh

Bart, get out of there.

Bart, honey, would you like...

Bart, I am so mad at you.

Bart, I'm doing my geography homework.

Bart, open the door.

Bart, plants don't...

Bart, remember when I was crying at recess?

Bart, stop that.

Bart, the larynx is not a plaything.

Bart, the test is in two hours and you haven't slept in a fortnight.

Bart, this is all your fault.

Bart, turn down that original cast recording and go to sleep.

Bart, using this doll, tell the court where your father took money from you.

Bart, watch your potty mouth.

Bart, you can hear us?

Bart, you're a little young to be growling at 7 foot Chinese ladies.

Bart, you're my big brother. You should act like it more often.

Bart, you're suing us?

Bart, your word is "imply."

Bart. Listen, we're really sorry.

Bart's growing up without me. He won't be 10 forever.

Bart's so poor, he has to eat cardboard.

Barting Over

Baseball and jazz.

Be careful, uh... Uh oh.

Be reasonable, Lisa.

Beat it, Waxie.

Because at Channel 6, we got nothing else.

Because at Eastern Airlines, world conquest is part of our master plan.

Because I already showered once today.

Because I can explain.

Because I can't pray for her Without the right name

Because I don't do that...on land.

Because I know every time you say pick a number from one to 10...

Because I like you, I'll even do it pro boner.

Because nobody's watching you clowns.

Because she took the trouble to wander away and talk to a stranger.

Because she's dead

Because this lab is cruelly testing consumer products on animals.

Because when the beat is hot, the...

Because you're mine

Because you've already done it once.

Because...

Beer for me?

Beer, beer, beer.

Before we begin, may I remind you, school computers are not to be used...

Before you, it was the woman who dated Charles Grodin.

Befoul an Army helmet?

Behind this door, you'll find the one piece...

Behold the delightful unicorn I got at the face painting pavilion.

Behold, the Red Planet.

Being a free man is great, Milhouse.

Being quiet during trips, clapping with songs and diabetes.

Believe me, he doesn't. His act is getting old fast.

Besides, most Americans can't understand...

Besieged by angry protestors Krusty responded as follows:

Better known as Billy the Kid. Ha ha ha!

Big fish. Big fish.

Big guy in the back, Haywood U. Cuddlemee? Hey... Oh.

Big whoop. Who gives a doodle?

Biked.

Bingo.

Black Hawk up.

Black power, black power.

Blackening our hair was a great idea, Dad.

Blackout dates, December 19th through January 5th.

Blanks. They just don't feel the same.

Bless you.

Bless you. How're you doing?

Blow out that lamp...

Bob Dole likes to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole.

Bob Dole.

Bob, I know you're enjoying fall preview week...

Boing!

Boo!

Boss, they hid guns in the men's room.

Both these kids are total write offs.

Boy, I got up on the wrong side of the futon today.

Boy, I wish I was a free man.

Boy, I'm like a mess here

Boy, oh, Boyardee.

Boy, that's a big staff. And still he wasn't that funny.

Boy, that's jim dandy roof candy.

Boy, that's one for the Christmas letter. What a nut.

Boy, they don't make them like you in L.A.

Boy, this light has really screwed up the animals.

Boy, those pies look good.

Boy, you're now second best in the family.

Boys, help me pick it up.

Boys?

Brake My Wife, Please

Braves teach values boys should know Now extended drum solo

Bravo, my pet.

Break into the bank And snatch that dough

Breaker, Bartman to shut in. The big guy's asleep.

Breaking news at the Screaming Monkey Research Labs...

Brick by brick, I seal his doom.

Bright, brighter, brightest, off. Bright, brighter, brightest, off.

Brilliant!

Bring back some ice.

Bulkanoids for my lats, Miso Max for my delts...

Bumblebee Man, mi tree house is su bee house.

Bumbling fool. I keep telling you I'm looking for a patsy.

Buonasera, Fat Tony.

Burn their poop.

Bust a move with Disco Stu

But a lot of things you do still drive me crazy.

But a quicker way to the ranch is that shortcut.

But all that's changed because of this little girl here.

But almost certainly more.

But aren't there side effects?

But as for you, Santa's Little Helper...

But as this tape demonstrates, Mr. Simpson is accident prone.

But at least it's with you, Dad.

But at the risk of enraging you by making you look stupid...

But don't worry, I got you these store bought apples instead.

But even I have my limits. Now, beat it.

But for now, I need my tongue to talk to you.

But for once, this isn't about Moe.

But frankly, the other kids are starting to wake up and smell the cooties.

But he is a good father.

But he won't because he's too cowardly.

But he's just like you or me or Jesus over there.

But Homer is a lousy dad and I'm not gonna take it anymore.

But how am I supposed to serve my constituents?

But how did he survive in the world of theater?

But how?

But I didn't do anything.

But I didn't go home empty handed.

But I do know he'll strike again.

But I do miss the Royal Crown Cola.

But I don't wanna hurt Mrs. K.

But I just started my paper.

But I like it here helping the less fortunate.

But I like it.

But I miss him. He was my best friend.

But I must warn you, this is no ordinary hammock.

But I never thought I'd hear it from you.

But I think we have to move.

But I thought you guys were mad at me.

But I was chosen by the Great Spirit to teach these young braves...

But I would like to sing it with you and produce it.

But I'll be back in six months.

But I'm full of questions.

But I'm full of questions.

But I'm glad you love me again.

But I'm not drunk.

But I'm not drunk.

But I'm not even on your list.

But I'm not tired.

But I've been fooled by so many people in costumes.

But if I leave this observatory, another astronomer will move right in.

But if I lose Maggie, I'm 0 for 3. I've gotta get her back.

But if I lost Seymour, who else is there?

But if I'd eaten the whole thing, it would've been free.

But if spelling is to compete, it needs a charismatic champion.

But if you get elected, you can change all that...

But if you'd rather be weak and helpless...

But in the meantime, the class clown pro tem will take his place

But in the schoolyard, cool rules.

But isn't the dad Bill Cosby?

But it still beats U.S. Air, ha, ha.

But it was Marge, my first and only love.

But it would be nice to be on the winning side for once.

But it's a personalized video...

But it's also a constant battle for moral superiority.

But it's Saint Valentine's Day.

But it's still not as bad as the first time I treated you.

But it's worth it just to see ye smile.

But man's inquisitive nature is what separates us from the animals.

But now I must steal away into the night.

But now I realize he helps shmoes like me too, Carl.

But now that we know what it can do, there's no need to... Mother!

But now we're going to escape

But oil spills are threatening its delicate ecosystem.

But real chauffeurs have uniforms and licenses.

But Senator Geary's got one weakness, call girls.

But someone made me too many pancakes...

But that harmony has been shattered, and now the land weeps.

But that's about it. So, you know, call anytime.

But the book said you would applaud my initiative.

But the dude never dealt With his alcoholism

But the father of the bride was nowhere to be seen.

But the game's not even over.

But the headlines are dead wrong.

But the only rocking I wanna do is in my living room chair...

But then one day, you find a man you love so much, it hurts.

But then part of her died and she doesn't try anymore.

But then The ocean took you back

But then The ocean took you back

But there must be some sort of...

But there's lots of other fun instruments, like bass.

But there's no way I'm letting your airline rerouting bill...

But this is a committee for designing dollar coins...

But this is our dog's room now.

But this is the only way I can win Edna without upsetting Mother.

But this is your chance to contact your late wife, Maude.

But this personal tragedy...

But tonight, I just can't throw the heat.

But watching him makes me more lesbian.

But we need you to be Duffman again so we can get our dog back.

But well

But what about my children? Duffgirl and Dufflad?

But when he's 23, I'll be 18.

But whenever America has needed me, I've been there.

But with our love, she'll get better soon.

But you did have violent diarrhea.

But you're a good person. And that's whatl see most of the time.

But you've paralyzed my tongue

But your boy went Yoko and broke up my collection.

But your car was built in Croatia.

But your husband's animals are watching.

But your point is well taken.

But, Mom, I'm really excited about this new flag design.

But, uh, have you thought about coming back to work?

By going down the ladder, you're agreeing not to sue.

By orders of The Reality Channel I must make sure...

By the way, I don't suppose any of you have seen my, um...?

By tomorrow...

By which I mean Flanders.

Bye bye.

Bye, kids.

Bye, Mom.

C.E. D'oh

Calf's in the field So you sneak up slow

Call me. I'm staying at the Springfield Four Seasons.

Calm down, Picky Ricardo.

Calm down, Stresserella.

Can and will. Now, to unstop the sink.

Can good truly come from civil disobedience?

Can I borrow your pen to sign this?

Can I get a phone that plays the Mexican hat dance?

Can I get that in lottery tickets?

Can I have 40 guest passes?

Can I put your baby in my coffee?

Can Lisa come out with her hands up?

Can the paper be 10 pages minimum?

Can you and Dad afford to send me to college?

Can you be home from 8 a.m. Monday morning...

Can you believe I get paid to wear short pants?

Can you paint me knocking out Larry Holmes?

Can you recommend some activities?

Can you save our house?

Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Can you shoot one where I'm Rambo and my wife is Betty Boop?

Can you spell "scabies"?

Can't beat a skybox. All the excitement...

Can't help you. All I got is gray.

Can't imagine my life without them.

Can't we just pretend you're really a girl?

Can't your old buddy, Moe, stop by with questions from the Weekly World News?

Canada's governors general:

Candy for sale. Get your unpoisoned candy.

Cartoon violence. Cartoon violence.

Cast your vote now for this year's king.

Catch you later, Tony Hawk.

Cavalry Kids are bigger credit hogs than the Red Cross.

Cease and desist. You are forbidden to perform that song without paying...

Certainly.

Certainly. "I don't know whether the weather will improve."

Chaka Khan, let me rock you

Check and mate. Now king me.

Check it out, beavers.

Check it out.

Check it out. I'm Tomokazu Ohka of the Montreal Expos.

Check it out. That shark's wasted.

Check out the tour schedule.

Check out those non skybox losers watching hockey without sushi.

Check, check You're checking to see if I'm true

Cheer up, Homer. It's only rock 'n' roll camp.

Cheer up, honey. We're living an all natural existence, the kind you like.

Chicks really dig you when you're the last of something.

Chief Wiggum, my daughter is innocent until proven guilty.

Chief Wiggum, uh, do you have a statement?

Chief, do you have any suspects at this time?

Chief, I think that's the guy who mugged her.

Chief, it's just a ham.

Chief, it's just a ham.

Children don't remember bad birthdays, do they?

Children, so naive.

Chill out, dudes. It's me, Bart Simpson.

Chores? Me need clone.

Christmas in December Whoa, whoa, whoa

Chunky lover 53.

Clara? He's got a girlfriend.

Class, meet our newest third graders, Lisa and Bart Simpson.

Cletus, if I find pig lipstick on your collar again...

Clone? That's ridiculous.

Clownface, what in the name of Huntley and Brinkley do you plan to do to us?

Clowns love haircuts, so should Lee Marvin's valet.

Club soda will get that blood out.

Cold. Cold. So cold.