The Simpsons - Season 1 Edit

A 64 yard run! We've got an upset in the making!

A beautiful sight

A beer, please, and make sure there's a head on it.

A big, dumb, balding, North American ape with no chin.

A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

A cherry bomb.

A comic book?

A cupcake here, a good grade there.

A decent home and a loving father who would do anything for you.

A dog! All right, Dad!

A few measly cents.

A free slide whistle just like Sideshow Bob's.

A freedom fraught with paradoxes.

A ha! Got him!

A half gallon of premium ice cream on your way home from work.

A little more you.

A little predinner entertainment

A little squeak toy.

A little warm and moist

A new romance

A nine and a fifteen.

A plant employee carrying on...

A popular supermarket tabloid has offered a reward of$5,000...

A profound silence followed,

A rather mediocre genius.

A rattler!

A school without walls...

A simple cupcake will bring me no pleasure.

A Simpson.

A six pack. Oh! Only 4.99.

A slide show starring my wife's sisters.

A slide show starring my wife's sisters.

A student from Albania. It's a county on the Adriatic Sea.

A tea and crumpets kind of thing.

A terrible, terrible mistake.

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Oh, no, not again.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

About a million girls

About a zillionth as much as I love Krusty.

About to descend upon another house full of unsuspecting dupes.

About what goes on in prison are exaggerated.

Across the continental United States.

Actually, he'd be staying in France,

Actually, I was wondering if you could make me a grilled cheese sandwich.

Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours,

Actually, we came over because I want you to meet my grandson, Bart.

Adil. Oh, there you are.

Affectionate little Albanian, isn't he?

After a daring twilight robbery of a local Kwik E Mart.

After all, we built a fire, and we don't know anything about nature.

After extensive biological and anatomical testing,

Afternoon, Simpson. What can I do for ya?

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Ah, don't worry. This dog has the scent.

Ah, finished already?

Ah, food. Good thinking, son.

Ah, forget it. Let's go.

Ah, haven't seen anything like it since Jolson. Who is he?

Ah, son, one day you're gonna know...

Ah, the fourth grade will now favor us with a melody

Ah, this'll never work.

Ah, well, Bart.

Ah, well, we can sign these contracts tomorrow.

Ah, what a great family, but come on.

Ah! Oh, yes. Uh, oh, and this must be your lovely wife, Marge.

Ah.

Ah. Hello, young American.

Ah. Maybe in here.

Ah. Okay.

Ah. Say no more.

Aha!

Aha! Blocked it. You missed me.

Ahh!

Ahh.

Ahoy! I spy the children's menu.

Ai, caramba. Wow, man.

Ain't that the truth? You know, one time he

Air France, flight dix neufcentquatre vingtshuit,

All bears off the set.

All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.

All I ask is that you use my patented aggression therapy mallets.

All I got is this rusty

All our money, the college funds, the TV.

All right, all right. Look, I'm sorry. I I got upset.

All right, all right. See this, Krusty? This is a B.

All right, all right. You made your point.

All right, children, let me have those letters.

All right, class. From the top.

All right, Dad.

All right, folks. Show's over. No more to see, folks.

All right, Homer. Come on, baby.

All right, keep going.

All right, Maggie, just go to Bart.

All right, man, you asked for it. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

All right, Sparrow. We know you're in there.

All right, there's your enemy. Now hit him!

All right, time for a family meeting.

All right, you kids! Keep it down!

All right! America's Most Armed and Dangerous

All right! Okay! I promise you victory! I promise you good times!

All right! We're clean!

All right.

All right. But I'm not vey good

All right. Get the money.

All right. Mmm. How about "he"?

All right. Well, the name of his county starts with the letter "A."

All right. Who's responsible for this?

All righty!

All righty.

All Star Boxing is brought to you by...

All that homework was a waste of your time.

All the elves dance around like idiots. I puke. The end.

All the way down, past your knees, until you're almost walking on them.

Allright! Thirteen bigones!

Almost there.

Along the way, he met a ferocious bear...

Although "e I" is an acceptable ethnic variant.

Although I have only been in your county a few days,

Although modern historians recently uncovered evidence...

Although the creature was ultimately released, the question remains,

Although, in some cases, it's a total mystery.

Although, officially, I am required to hate you,

Always remember that you're representing your county.

Am I making myself

Am I wrong? Or am I right?

Amen

An Eskimo or Finn

An hour later, a number of passengers...

And "weebit" is me bein' polite.

And a credit card that won't set off that horrible beeping.

And a little cart so we can wheel it into the dining room on holidays.

And a sloppy speller too

And Bart experienced that at the age of four.

And begin.

And Bingo was his name Oh

And boys will like you, and happiness will follow.

And by the way, this game is being brought to you...

And carrying 40 passengers leaves Phoenix bound for Santa Fe.

And don't come back!

And especially carelessness wherever they occur.

And Eugene Fisk my poor sucker of an assistant

And every girl a twin

And find out that she has thoughts and feelings too.

And frighten prowlers.

And gently twist it off and drop it in the bucket.

And God bless her soul, she was really on to something.

And gradually you will learn not to hurt each other at all.

And had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction.

And had it ripped off by a big truck coming in the other direction.

And he had a big nose.

And he had hair, and he ate with utensils.

And he really made an ass of himself...

And his feet, they're so small.

And his name ain't Santa.

And how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy.

And I don't know what that is, because everybody has always done what I say.

And I hope they cut his head off.

And I just had to come over and say hello.

And I keep telling you Santa can't fit a pony into his sleigh.

And I love Christmas so much.

And I made reservations at the Chez Paree.

And I say, this stinks!

And I think if something can bring us that close...

And I vow to continue spending every free minute I have...

And I was that boy.

And I won't be back for ten minutes.

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for these meddling kids.

And I'll be seeing you later.

And I'll bet he doesn't do well in his studies, either.

And I'm far too young to defend myself against such onslaughts.

And I'm going to have to live without your respect and awe.

And if he runs away, he'll be easy to catch

And if it's not true greatness we have, we're at least average.

And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her.

And if you determine the rate of change in this curve correctly...

And if you ever saw it

And if you still wanna tear apart this young Sunday school student...

And if you're willing to play along, he can spend the next three months...

And in the lavender trunks,

And inside was little Eugene's baseball glove.

And it makes you look so dangerous.

And join me in a public burning!

And just in, actual footage of the crime...

And killed him with his bare hands.

And let me I want to make myself clear on this. This is a formality

And listen to you bad mouth us to the Man Upstairs?

And listen, while you're seeing all those great sights,

And maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism...

And maybe some of those little wieners that come in a can?

And more romantic and 40 pounds thinner,

And my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relationships.

And my hips cy," Proceed."

And need to be hugged extra hard.

And not check out until the next morning, if you get my drift.

And nothing is free

And now "Santas of many lands,"

And now our boss and friend Mr. Burns.

And now we can continue our debate from yesterday.

And now with some mud.

And now, in the words of Mr. Cole Porter.

And now, new business. Homer Simpson, local resident, has something. Mr. Simpson?

And of all the commercials I saw, his was the best.

And oh my. He fumbles!

And one squidplatter, extra tentacles.

And say your prayers.

And she won't give anybody else even one measly little crumb.

And should be considered armed and dangerous!

And so, this plant harnesses the power of the atom...

And some moss for me. All right.

And some treats just for fun.

And sometimes even the best sheep stray from the flock...

And tell that crowd this plant is safe.

And the crowd is on its feet as Hurricane Homer moves in for the kill!

And the guy's hands get all sticky.

And the main export is furious political thought.

And the motel where we'll be spending the night.

And the national flag is a two headed eagle on a red field.

And the steams pins turbines that generate energy.

And then I want a Goop Monster.

And then I want a great big, giant

And then I want some Robotoids.

And then you sock him when he's staggerin' around blinded!

And then you'll fit in, and you'll be invited to parties,

And these are rods of uranium 235. Hi, Rod.

And they buried him in the sand

And they shouted out with glee

And this guy is completely out of his mind.

And this is all the mail that awaited us upon our return.

And this is Exhibit B.

And this is how you repay us!

And this is Selma...

And this is Sidney Swift.

And this mornin' my own mother

And this morning my own mother

And this must be Lisa and Maggie.

And today's sermon was one you should have really listened to.

And we must insist on a cash payment up front.

And we sit around like cattle, chewing our cuds, dreading the inevitable

And we're closer than we've ever been.

And we've found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.

And weak and pathetic.

And what would you like, little boy?

And when he comes out, you step on him.

And when he sees you treating women as objects,

And whipping rods to the parents of bad ones.

And with a lock on last place, it's Santa's Little Helper.

And won't that be wonderful, Homer?

And yet, at this very moment,

And yet, I can't help thinking about poor Krusty.

And yet, I've led a solitay life.

And you better be prompt.

And you know something, folks? As ridiculous as this sounds,

And you know what bothers me the most about this whole thing?

And you must be my new father, Homer.

And you! A man of your age. You should be ashamed of yourself.

And you'll need to train them hard! Now, let's see.

And you're damned if you don't

And you're forgetting. I'm an experienced woodsman.

And you're gonna do what I say, or I'm gonna do something to you.

And you're too damn stupid to know what to do,

And your father, well... last night, he went to sleep...

And, Lisa, you look lovely.

And, uh, over here is our thermal regulator.

And, uh, the whole thing won't cost you a dime,

And... make yourselves at home.

Animal magnetism.

Animals can smell fear, and they don't like it.

Another Liberty Bell!

Any new tattoos, Otto?

Anybody could have learned this dumb language by now

Anyway, think about it, will you, son?

Apprehended the TV clown, who appears on a rival station...

Are dependent on their mother regurgitating food which she has found.

Are going to be at the recital next week.

Are met in thee tonight

Are those naughty dogs back again?

Are you in..

Are you listening

Are you still mad?

Are you sure that's enough? The boss loves your delicious gelatin desserts.

Armistice treaty, article four.

Artillery,

As a rather stern authority figure, an ogre, if you will.

As children of all ages from eight to 80...

As he stands on the brink of salvation,

As long as you're willing to take in a student of your own.

As presented by the entire second grade class.

As simpleminded TV mayhem,

As Tawanga, the Santa Claus of the South Seas.

As you wish.

At least that way, you won't make things worse.

At least until you've heard the story of how we ended up...

At the second stop, half the passengers plus two get off...

Attagirl.

Attention, all personnel, please keep working...

Attention, racing fans, we have a late scratch...

Au revoir, suckers.

Avenge me, son. Avenge my death.

Aw, baloney. Yeah, right.

Aw, baloney. Yeah, right.

Aw, come on, Dad. Get the lead out.

Aw, come on, Mom.

Aw, come on. That cornball routine?

Aw, Mom. Can't we just grab a burger at

Aw, son, you don't need all that junk.

Aw, that's the kind of family unity I like to see. Smithers.

Aw, wait a minute. Jacques Strap?

Aw! That's merely suggested viewing matter, lady.

Aw! You called me Dad

Aw. Oh.

Away from the Helens of the world,

Aye, aye, mambo man.

Aye, aye.

B i n g o and Bingo was his name, oh

B i n g o B i n g o

B i n g o B i n g o

Ba ba, ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba, ba

Ba, ba

Ba, ba, ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba ba, ba, ba

Ba, ba, ba ba, ba ba ba ba, ba, ba

Ba, ba, ba, ba ba

Back scratcher. Foot licker. Honor student!

Barney's a pig. Lary's a pig. We're all pigs.

Bart, are you all right?

Bart, assume the position.

Bart, children, this whole sordid affair has been a shock to all of us.

Bart, did you hear that?

Bart, go easy on me. I'm your dad.

Bart, here's that cupcake you wanted.

Bart, how would you like to spend the next three months living in France?

Bart, I feel so bad for going so many years without...

Bart, I have something to say that's gonna bother me if I don't say it.

Bart, I hope you won't bear some sort of simpleminded grudge against me.

Bart, I read about what happens to kids...

Bart, I want you to promise me you'll pay attention in Sunday school.

Bart, I'd really appreciate a print of your masterwork.

Bart, I'm reaching out to you.

Bart, I'm starting to think you're right. Krusty was framed!

Bart, if you had cleaned up your room when I asked you to,

Bart, instead of fighting, why don't you try a little understanding?

Bart, Lisa, stop that.

Bart, look, over here on the microwave.

Bart, no! No! No! No!

Bart, not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to the humiliation...

Bart, open you heart. I admit I have some mighty big shoes to fill.

Bart, please? Five bucks for a kiss.

Bart, sit down.

Bart, stop fooling around.

Bart, there are students in this class with a chance to do well.

Bart, these are the students who will share your work area.

Bart, we'd like you to try a kind of school...

Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives?

Bart, you can't go on like this.

Bart, you're just like Chilly, the elf who cannot love.

Bart, your mother has the fool idea...

Bart, your mother's only tying to help, so go ahead and enjoy the show.

Bart!

Bart! Bart Simpson!

Bart! Bart!

Bart! I said look at the floor.

Bart! Lisa!

Bart! Uh, I suppose it has, uh, various features.

Bart! What are you doing?

Bart! Where are you, Bart?

Bart.

Bart.

Bart. Bart.

Bart's behavior is unruly.

Bart's got a problem with a local young bully named Nelson.

Battling Bart Simpson!

Be brave. Bye bye, Bart.

Be nice to your sister.

Bears.

Beat it, Simpson

Beat it! Scram! Get lost!

Beats me. But the guy dancing with her is my pop.

Beauty, isn't she?

Because actually it was quite a struggle.

Because aside from the fact he has the same frailties as all human belings.

Because I cheated on the test

Because I cheated on the test

Because I wanted some really bad kids to like me.

Because if you do, one day you may achieve something...

Because people know how good a mommy you have by the size of your smile.

Before he invented the lightbulb.

Being oiled with the blood of the workers.

Bells on bobtail ring

Best decision you ever made. You are gonna.. You are gonna.. this is gonna change your life.

Betting slips obtained by this court indicating you have lost...

Between these doughnuts and ones baked today.

Big screen TV, deep fryer and, oh, see up there on the roof?

Big shoes to fill

Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill.

Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill.

Big shoes to fill. Big shoes to fill.

Bigfoot. The legendary half man half ape is no longer a legend.

Birds in the trees seem to Louise

Black marbleized with a liquid center.

Bon voyage, boy.

Boxing, Lisa, boxing. There's a world of difference.

Boy, I'm glad that's over.

Boy, this intersection is dangerous.

Boy.

Boys and girls, retired people with nothing better to do.

Boys, I'd like your attention, please.

Bring it on home now!

Brittany, do the honors.

Broken only by the approaching footsteps...

Bullies are gonna be pickin' on you for the rest of your life.

Bunch of creeps! I hate France!

But a quick triple bypass and a pacemaker later, Krusty bounced back.

But all the while, our little Lisa is becoming a young woman.

But as that lovable jester who honked his horn and puttered around in his little car.

But Bart doesn't speak French.

But because these are children's toys, the fire will spread quickly.

But don't worry.

But first I have to say good bye to some friends.

But first, I regret to say I see a youngster who looks troubled.

But first, I've got a hankerin'...

But for some reason, you can't slap 'em.

But he's a loser! He's pathetic! He's

But he's a loser! He's pathetic! He's

But he's got little feet like all good hearted people!

But I got enough pain in my life as it is.

But I guess it's pretty clear which cylinder wasn't firing.

But I guess you're okay.

But I just had to untie your baby sitter and pay her off so that

But I know someone who would Krusty's best friend in the whole world, Sideshow Bob!

But I really want a pony,

But I think Bart should have a say in this.

But I think I'll eat this one right there.

But I think that's just foolish

But I think there's a little "al key hol" in this punch.

But I think we'd do well to explore the more upscale market.

But I think you'll find people are pretty decent...

But I think you'll find that people are pretty decent...

But I urge you all to give little Adil the benefit of the doubt.

But I was thinking I could go undercover.

But I would never cut the head off of a guy...

But I'm going to stop in a second,

But I'm mired in stage five, self pity.

But I've only got two cupcakes for the three of you.

But if you laugh at what I say next, I will die,

But if you shut up and do exactly what we say,

But in Bart's case, I'm prepared to make a big exception.

But it comes with a slice of cantaloupee at the end.

But it's a 49 yard field goal into the wind

But it's a darn good thing we found you when we did.

But it's a surprise.

But it's her special birthday wish!

But Krusty couldn't go near the thing, not with his pacemaker.

But maybe that's because we haven't used enough...

But no matter what I did

But now I know her moves. So, if you're listening to me, lady,

But now, destiny has thrust me into the center ring.

But once you gave me some advice that might help.

But please, just a few words of caution.

But remember Most lynch mobs aren't this nice.

But sneaking into a movie is practically stealing, man.

But that doesn't bother me. You see, my sisters and I...

But that's the lug you're lookin' at!

But the one thing I do know Whoa, whoa!

But there was one boy who trusted me all along. Bart?

But they both got straight A's this term.

But this helps us to think for ourselves.

But this is not an isolated incident.

But three times as many plus six get on.

But to keep the family from missing out on Christmas,

But usually the jelly drips out over the side...

But we must get on with our lives.

But we will also learn about nutrition, self esteem, etiquette...

But what about those really smart ones who live among us,

But when we talk about nuclear energy,

But you can't depend on me all your life.

But you do have to have a loving attitude.

But you do know what happens when you mix acids and bases, right?

But you gotta help me. These two guys I'm staying with, they work me day and night.

But your jelly stays right in the middle where it's supposed to.

But, Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.

But, guys, come on. Don't you remember history class?

But, Homer, how long are we supposed to sit here...

But, Homer, it's so expensive.

But, Homer, my sisters are here.

But, Mom, I thought you'd like it.

But, uh, how can you afford something like this, Ned?

But, uh, you can see it's beyond the range of any doubt.

Buy my cereal.

Buy my cereal.

By a graffiti vandal known as " El Barto."

By itself, something like this might not call for an extreme penalty...

By the good people at Duffbeer.

By the time you read this, I will be in my watey grave.

By the way, this Friday night...

Bye, kids! Watch out for the boy.

Bye, Spanky.

Call for Oliver Klozoff!

Called me, said, "Save the little one. I'm coming." Here he is.

Came West in 1838.

Can I get just a little cooperation? It's show time.

Can I have something to go with my turnip?

Can it be that the champion of child literacy can't even read himself?

Can it wait, son? It's getting kinda dark.

Can the chatter, and bow your heads

Can we hope to better understand our backward neighbors throughout the world.

Can we open our presents now, Dad?

Can you still see the ball, Bart?

Can you think of a better way for Daddy to spend his hard won 50 bucks?

Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff

Can't we eat somethin' first? I'm starvin', man.

Can't you take a hint?

Candles, table cloth, the whole nine yards.

Caress it. Experience it.

Cash, of course. I've got $250 right here with me

Certain aspects of his culture may seem absurd,

Certainly, Martin.

Certainly. I take great pride in being able to sign my own name.

Chateau Mah son.

Check it out. 250 big ones.

Cheer up, Homer. At least they let you go.

Cheese!

Cheese!

Close one this year.

Close your eyes Start to yawn

Clumsy Homer.

Come along, Adil.

Come along, now, all of you. No dawdling, now.

Come here!

Come on, Bart.

Come on, Bart. Go with the flow.

Come on, Bart. Not again.

Come on, Bart. The tape showed that the robber heated up a burrito.

Come on, Bart. You're gonna make me a print, aren't you?

Come on, boy. Sometimes your faith is all that keeps me going.

Come on, come on. Let's go.

Come on, Dad. They're all scrawny little bags of bones.

Come on, Liberty Bell, please, please, please.

Come on, Lis! What are you waiting for? Chuck that spaghetti.

Come on, Lis. School bus.

Come on, Lisa. Ride the Homer horsey!

Come on, Maggie! The choice is obvious.

Come on, Marge! I don't bug you when you're helping Lisa.

Come on, Marge! Please forgive me.

Come on, Marge. Let me carry you over the threshold.

Come on, Mister. Can you help me?

Come on, Mom.

Come on, Simpson. If they wanted the kids to see you sitting around...

Come on, Simpson. The dog's name is Whirlwind.

Come on, son. Let's go cash this baby and get presents for

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Only sick people want to see my folks kiss.

Come with me, boy.

Come, children. Let's go watch The Happy Little Elves.

Comedy, thy name is Krusty.

Comet and... Cupid.

Comin' through!

Commence saturation bombing!

Contrary to what you've just seen,

Cool hamsters. What are their names?

Cool your jets, man. We're comin'.

Cool, man.

Cool. I want one.

Could I have some applesauce?

Could you please ask them to quiet down a little bit, please?

Could you tell him a little about yourself?

Crusading for safety!

D oh! Be normal. Be normal!

D R over three, or R squared D R, or R D R R.

D'oh!

D'oh!

D'oh! That purple fruit thing.

Da da da da da Whoa! Whoa!

Da, da, da

Da, da, da, da, da, da. Whoa!

Dad, can I talk to you about something?

Dad, do you think I could come visit you at the nuclear power plant?

Dad, do you think I might see your plutonium isolation module?

Dad, eat something. It's got mustard on it.

Dad, I get good grades 'cause I'm smart and I pay attention and I study hard.

Dad, I gotta tell you something.

Dad, I need help. Please. Oh

Dad, you didn't even say "ouch."

Dad! Oh, Dad!

Dad.

Damn it to

Damn! I need money!

Danger comes in many, many forms,

Darn tootin'.

Dashing through the snow

Dear family.

Dear Lord, Thank you for this microwave bounty,

Deportation? You mean kick Bart out of the county?

Deserve to be, deserve to be.

Did you lose your arm in the war?

Did you see that?

Did you see them at the picnic?

Did you try the rumpus room?

Did your wife just call a second ago?

Didn't know the fruit punch was spiked...

Die! Die!

Dine them, bring them flowers,

Discover your desks, people.

Do dee do dee do

Do I smell cupcakes?

Do I smell gunpowder?

Do it!

Do not worry. This is France.

Do you ever dream of leaving your class...

Do you know the Heimlich Maneuver?

Do you like children?

Do, do, do, do, do

Doc, this is all too much. I mean, my son a genius? How does it happen?

Does anyone else have an example of a paradox?

Does it have its own satellite dish, sir?

Does the time always drag like this?

Does this girl like him?

Does this place have one of those plutonium isolation deals?

Does this scene look familiar? If so, I can help.

Doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.

Dog O'War coming up fast on the outside.

Doh!

Doh!

Doh!

Domestic situation.

Don't ask me why. It's just a feeling I have.

Don't be afraid. Call now.

Don't be discouraged, son.

Don't be nervous. We believe in you, Homer.

Don't be ridiculous. My wife worships the ground I walk on.

Don't be scared, Dad. It's not so hard takin' care of us.

Don't blame me.

Don't blame yourself, Homer. You got dealt a bad hand.

Don't correct the man, Brat. Oh, boss, look what we brought gelatin desserts.

Don't do it, Dad. Please don't do it.

Don't forget next week. Remember to read

Don't forget to tell me when you see the Offramp.

Don't give up, Dad.

Don't have a cow, Dad.

Don't make me say it. I know the answer. You know the answer.

Don't mess up France the way you messed up your room.

Don't stifle the boy, Marge.

Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you.

Don't try anything funny. I'm armed to the teeth.

Don't try that. I got you blocked.

Don't turn your back on that boy for a second.

Don't worry, everybody. This will be a breeze if we all pitch in.

Don't worry, Home boy. You're not that fast.

Don't worry, Homer. We'll just have to stretch your Christmas bonus...

Don't worry, son. You can have mine.

Don't worry. This is an all terrain vehicle.

Don't you get it, Bart? Derivative D Y equals three R squared...

Don't you have something that isn't out of my price range?

Don't you kids take anything. I'm watching you.

Don't you worry. I was ready for this little eventuality.

Don't, Bart! He's a friend of Nelson Muntz!

Don't. No!

Dr. Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center.

Dr. Marvin Monroe's Family Therapy Center.

Drinks all around!

Drop me off! Drop me off!

Dropping of four vacation film to be developed.

Duff, the beer that makes the days fly by.

During the following announcement.

Earlier this evening, the Springfield SWAT team...

Earth to Marge. Earth to Marge.

Eat a horse manure pie?

Eat. Mm hmm. Oh, clean up.

Eh, eh, eh, eh.

Eighty eight dollars and fifty cents.

Electric generator.

ElfCounty under all this snow?

Entirely my fault.

Equal to half the number of minutes past the hour get off...

Escape is impossible.

Eugene Fisk is marrying some girl in Valve Maintenance.

Eugene Fisk. Isn't he your assistant?

Eugene, when I see you the one thing that matters most to me in the whole world

Even though my name's up there.

Even though we don't deserve it.

Ever feel a little frustrated?

Every day at noon a bell rings, and they herd us in here for feeding time.

Every little breeze seems to whisper Louise

Everyone comfy? Good.

Everyone makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,

Everything's always my fault.

Evey time we say

Evey time we say good bye

Evey time we say good bye

Ew, gross.

Eww! Knock it off!

Eww. How'd you get a name like that?

Eww. What a dump.

Excellent choice, sir. May I lead you to your table?

Excellent.

Excellent. Excellent.

Excellent. We're all set. Here's all the information you need.

Except for one difference

Except for one thing no chaperone.

Excuse me. Are you saying to the world that you just aided and abetted...

Excuse me. I think I hear my wife calling.

Excusez moi. Jeneparlepas Anglais.

Fabulous observation, sir. Just fabulous.

Face the facts. All those hours we spent staring at Krusty, we were staring at a crook.

Family bliss or double our money back.

Fans are getting a bit anxious here. Another beer, Moe.

Faster, faster! We gotta save Bubbles.

Feel the slickness. Feel the satiny finish.

Female carrier, Bart.

Fight, fight, fight Bite, bite, bite

Finally!

Fire that man, Smithers.

First of all, I want you to know I like your face.

First you'll need a declaration of war.

First, you must get to know your lane.

Five finger discount, man

Five minutes, people. Now, Miss Simpson, I hope we won't have a repeat...

Followed by Dog O'War and Fido.

Food fight!

Food!

For a Father's Day present?"

For a firsthand examination of the controversial creature.

For a very important reason, i.e., you are wired into the rest of your family.

For further developments as they break.

For heaven's sake, Homer. It's in the utility drawer.

For I am about to say something very serious,

For instance, Sideshow Bob limited edition prints, collector's plates,

For one thing, you wouldn't be getting a French boy. You'd be getting an Albanian.

For some pork products.

For the relatively snug uniform of Springfield Penitentiary?

For the weight of a feather on the second moon of Neptune from your lunch.

For your big aptitude test tomorrow.

Forget that.

Forgive me. As much as Sideshow Bob would love to chat, he has a show starting.

Forty eight. Forty nine. Fifty

Freud shows how childhood shapes our subconscious mind...

Friends,

Froggie, I'm home!

Frohliche Weihnachten.

From his humble beginnings as a street mime in Tupelo, Mississippi,

From now on, let me do the smiling for both of us.

From one of the boys in the choir.

G G Good n n night, D D Dad.

Garcon! Another bottle of your second least expensive champagne.

Gave my last cupcake away

Gee, a romantic evening. Nah, she's too smart to fall for that.