The Simpsons - Season 23 Edit

A A wheel man?

A bad time to come out of retirement.

A bunny! Just like the one I had when I was a girl!

A chance to reprogram robots?

A Christian fellowship expo!

A clown with green hair!

A common misconception.

A courteous professional relationship, and that's it.

A cruel king who demanded

A cyber bully.

A delightful Hong Kong horror remake known as Crawlspace,

A derogatory term and think of other words

A diaper just isn't sexy.

A direct to video DVD.

A dog wrote a bestseller?!

A family fun day.

A few minutes to let the previous story sink in?

A fisteroid hitting the planet Nerd!

A free movie screening?

A hard deadline is just the kick in the pants I need

A high school principal has decided

A hip hop star is thanking me at the VMAs.

A human being needs to live.

A kid who can't keep his parents' marriage together

A lame ol' girl's book.

A lime! No...!

A little party might be fun.

A little surprised you're not picking up!

A long winter where nothing happens.

A lot of work

A make your own pizza party at Flesh In The Pan Pizza,

A mermaid falls in love with a boy on land.

A meth taurant! Aah!

A meth taurant! Aah!

A million bucks has changed stupider minds than yours.

A million bucks?!

A million thieves!

A new agent?!

A new low.

A new way of seeing, was actually

A personal story my readers will connect with.

A pity kiss?!

A place that may not have indoor plumbing,

A place where a sadistic man with government experience

A plane crash!

A police department sting.

A quiet, unassuming security guard

A real spider would get so mad if I did this.

A reservation at 5:30 or 9:30.

A robopet!

A short awesome thing that just shows you

A shrimp cocktail addiction,

A six pack of Duff, please.

A sort of tooth fairy dealie.

A stupid alcoholic hippo.

A successful series of children's fantasy novels?

A surprisingly not horrible fruit drink called a mimosa.

A thousand kids?

A traitor?

A troll! That's it!

A viral marketing campaign.

A virus?!

A week I will spend here on this cruise,

A week's worth of morning announcements,

A wife needs to tell her husband she was wrong.

A woman of stature!

A yeti found me

A young peasant wife struggles to feed her family...

A Zephyr? You're the Zephyr.

A, B, C, D, E...

A, B, C, D...

A...

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! A troll!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! There's more than I thought!

Aah! Gordon Ramsay!

Aah! I won a silver medal in Nagano

Aah! Jealous? Me?

Aah! What the heck!

About all you boys having a meeting in this tree house.

About doing live theater again.

About getting my friends in trouble!

About how hip and influential your parents are.

About my family, it began with somebody watching television.

About our marriage: it's not great right now.

About our special plans Saturday night.

About Teddy Roosevelt,

About the problem you have?

About this far out dinner.

Abridged!

Absolutely.

Absolved!

Abstract sculptures.

According to the on line rules of baseball,

According to the wisdom of our elders...

Account men lose their soul.

Actual lunch?!

Actual lunch?!

Actually, I was supposed to be back last week.

Actually, I'm on the $5,000 bill.

Actually, my mom stole it from a woman she cleaned for.

Actually, sweetheart, it's the end.

Actually, we just came to do some shopping as a family.

Advanced interrogation techniques.

Adventurous at the dessert table.

After a while they all start to sound the same

After all these years, you can still shinny up the donut

After all these years, you can still shinny up the donut

After an explosion at a crumpet factory

After Baron Mortdeath burned the Wandwood Forest? And...

After his setback.

After me, men.

After that, we will have

After this cruise, for the rest of my life, it's all downhill.

After this, I'll be lucky to get work

After we eat it, can we let it go?

Again and again...

Again with Mr. Steak! Do you know why I go to Mr. Steak?

Again, I maintain that money would be

Ah ha ha. Name's Ned Flanders.

Ah, a guy at work seems not to like me.

Ah, a guy at work seems not to like me.

Ah, a preteen prodigy.

Ah, ah!

Ah, Halloween.

Ah, here it is...

Ah, I knew we should've done Spamalot.

Ah, junk, junk.

Ah, man, back on Earth we don't have so many moons.

Ah, nicely done, Muntz!

Ah, nothing better than a lazy Saturday morning

Ah, save it for the sitter.

Ah, shucks.

Ah, smell that unpolluted air!

Ah, this is the life.

Ah, who am I kidding?

Ah!

Ah! Heavens to Asimov!

Ah! The missiles really are coming!

Ah! TMTOLO!

Ah! To be a mathlete!

Ah.

Ah. The solarium.

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... crap.

Aha!

Aha!

Aha! I'm mad at you for some reason.

Ahem, Doctor, this press conference

Ain't no problem that free food and free booze won't fix.

Ain't no storm, Pa. It's The Lady Gaga Express!

Ain't trying to be no hero.

Air travel.

Airlines don't treat people like people anymore.

Al, Doorway Three led to Hell

Alcohol is harmful to humans.

Ali Baba was set upon by a thief.

Alicia Silverstone Batgirl?

All around you is a national park

All good. I just have one non negotiable demand:

All I had was my integrity.

All I have to do is wake up.

All I hear is "chitter chitter."

All I wanted was one romantic night.

All I've done is procrastinate!

All players get a turn "at bat."

All right already.

All right, Breaking Baddies, drop the meth.

All right, buddy, what's the hurry?

All right, chill, bro. Just chill out.

All right, everybody in.

All right, food nerds, reality check.

All right, Fun Schedule, you're about to get did!

All right, Homer, you win.

All right, I better check.

All right, I'll do it myself.

All right, kid, to make this right,

All right, Lis, let's get this stupid bedtime story over with.

All right, settle down there, boy.

All right, that's it! Forget it!

All right, time's up!

All right, we've seen his ass.

All right, what does this mean?

All right, who did that?

All right, who's the wisenheimer

All right, who's the wisenheimer

All right, you can each have one toy.

All right, you caught us.

All right, you may have found a loophole.

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All seeing?

All ships must remain at sea until further...

All Springfielders should now move off the streets

All strapped in?

All that evening they unfurled with delight.

All that happened is we got a little extra vacation.

All the food in those pictures is poop by now.

All the other kids are at something called the X Games

All their money and girlfriends.

All these years, I thought murder was a sin.

All those cool self defense moves?

All those times I said "you're a good boy,"

All too true, I fear.

All too well.

All tremble before the duc de Springfield!

All we got to do is find a new monster to be our hero.

All we have in the world are the things our parents give us.

All we have to do is upload our file and...

All we need now is a computer guy.

All we need to do is find some sap

All wise as always, you have rightly raised Homer above me.

All worth it for candy.

All you feed me is reality shows!

All you have to do is invite every cool person you know.

All you have to do is write me a letter

Almost a winner.

Almost there, boy. Almost there.

Almost there. I'm getting closer.

Also better get back on those anti psychotic meds.

Also, no.

Also, the Passion Play isn't stupid.

Although he came close several times.

Although this millennium is still young,

Although we are not pleased to be doing so.

Although, even the Garden of Eden

Although, sometimes you got to cut off some of the gristle.

Always gets me.

Am I early?

Am I...

Amazing!

Amen. Amen.

America's latest teller of truth with a book deal on the side.

America's most complicated cocktail.

American agent who caused the death of everyone I loved!

American Girl doll day?!

Amongst our various bags.

An air show while the real men are in combat.

An audience full of church groups and Marines!

An eccentric widow.

An enterprising seamstress

An inappropriately older man can tell me.

An interest in us, maybe I should tell you...

An old fashioned lard ass like me on today's television?

An old washing machine over there

An orphan who goes to a magical school

And a game of Clue missing its candlestick.

And a great excuse for me to bust out my courtroom jacket

And a guy's coming to see what the smell is under the house.

And a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room.

And a massive nuclear attack is expected

And a peanut butter?

And a potato chip?

And a ream of blank banners.

And a school system that teaches to the tests,

And a special thanks for the hard work

And a thistle in his britches.

And act like a 20 year old,

And again.

And all because of a little bump on the noggin.

And all because of your selfish desire

And all religions except the Jesus based ones

And all the movies they're making fun of

And all these years, I thought I was unteachable.

And all your swimming holes

And although I personally follow

And an entrenched incumbent in office,

And anyone testing positive for narcotics

And as for you, Homer, don't worry.

And as my boss...

And Assembly districts...

And at Christmas, of all times.

And at science fairs, the "aw"s get the "A"s.

And Bart's bringing the boys.

And before the publishers can do anything about it,

And best of all, I got funding for my Homer Humiliator.

And brace yourself, I put some thought into it.

And broke up a meth lab in the same day.

And brought me home as a present to his son.

And build something different.

And building the biggest horse crematorium in Manhattan.

And caused 35 deaths, but I had friends.

And cell phone coverage in here is, uh, spotty.

And check these out.

And contact us so that we may begin extraction.

And cuter than your friend.

And Dad donated something, too.

And Dad gets to leave?

And did not wear shoes.

And dip 'em in a sauce made of their own blood!

And don't forget, Christmas

And don't forget, federal law mandates

And don't wake me up to land.

And don't wake me up to land.

And don't you ever upstage him

And drill sergeant mode.

And drink your father.

And eat their home cooked food.

And everything was forgotten in one hearty kiss."

And explore their subconscious.

And fill it with dolls, but now that just sounds stupid.

And find out why he's wetting the bed?

And fondest desires.

And for once, that boy's going to learn something.

And FORD. Drive One.

And friends do not betray friends.

And from now on, Dad,

And fun sized mouthwashes TSA approved.

And Fuzzlepitch is now Bloodball.

And give her a piece of my mind!

And give these cigars to your children.

And go eat your walrus mustaches and deep fried pixie wangs.

And go karts on real roads,

And grab enough sugar packs for a week.

And hated as a teenager I love as an adult!

And he reads GQ and he's straight.

And he was tragically killed while still in his 30s...

And here he is, this week's Noble Nobody.

And here I thought God created all this.

And here I was waiting till you slept

And here you don't have to worry about budgets,

And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room,

And here's the worst part: I never get any time alone

And his arm can be my back scratcher.

And his iconic calling card,

And Homer, remember:

And hopefully virus free destination,

And how did Angelica get a new wand

And how every street is a dead end.

And I am auditioning for the role of Child Who Points.

And I am not smiling because I lost the case.

And I are taking a trip to mall jail.

And I can drive drunk while I'm actually sober!

And I can say it as Lisa Simpson!

And I can show you.

And I can toss back a Duff Sangre de los Muertos

And I can't leave it alone during the bonding phase.

And I can't stop bending women to my sexual will.

And I created an alcoholic hippo.

And I denounce thee for positing a world

And I didn't have help from a nerd!

And I don't really want him to do that.

And I feel more alone than ever.

And I go from being one kind of mother to another.

And I got them from Milhouse.

And I have been since I was hung by my armpits

And I haven't finished my brownie!

And I haven't.

And I heard one of them did all the work.

And I know because I was one of Gaga's dancers.

And I know eye ease!

And I loved the addition of the thin slice of apple.

And I mean to keep it that way.

And I miss the Springfield sign

And I need some now.

And I saw there was a party going on.

And I say:

And I say:

And I sayeth unto you,

And I sold our good china.

And I spent all that time learning

And I swear to you, I will grow up

And I talked like this?

And I wanted it to last forever.

And I was out.

And I wear indigenous beaded headgear.

And I will turn them inside out if I have to!

And I, the all seeing Heimdall, guardian of the gate.

And I'll always be grateful.

And I'll keep my promise, like Obama did with Guantanamo.

And I'll say it in front of God

And I'm glad we're finally using our wedding china,

And I'm going to take a page out of your playbook,

And I'm here to talk about an extremely unpleasant subject:

And I'm not talking ' about those pilots that hot dog in

And I'm Peter Pencil.

And I'm seeing two of the Great Lakes on the side.

And I'm sure everything they said will pay off handsomely!

And I've created something

And I've finally reached a state of serenity and...

And I've got a date with some fastballs!

And I've got tickets

And I've had a proper hardy har at your expense.

And if the party gets slow,

And if they didn't,

And if you don't like the score, you can change it yourself.

And if you have an axe to grind,

And if you're Access Hollywood, you do neither.

And in that chapel there's a book,

And in the heat of the moment, I wanted to offer

And in you go.

And inside their homes.

And it counts!

And it has something to do with fish.

And it just got weirder from there.

And it really got dinged on the whole trolls thing.

And it says, "Judge not, lest ye..."

And it's not fair.

And it's officially cracked.

And it's really coming down.

And it's still not enough money for the cruise.

And jewels and given us this faded cloth?!

And just to be safe,

And just to prove it...

And kill this man.

And kiss.

And learned that tapestries

And leave the cup on the desk. Ha!

And left you there while we were having pizza without you.

And let it slide.

And Lisa's coming with Zia.

And look what happened!

And look what the chickens laid.

And lose the British accent.

And lost a pair of his trademark spectacles.

And made a scatter plot of the remains!

And made yourself into a combination of Robin Hood,

And make your comedy a touch more physical.

And Mamselles L. and M.

And Marge, thank you for those helpful chip bag clips.

And maybe when we get home,

And maybe you'll stop overeating, too.

And my dog's best in show.

And my family doesn't know.

And my hip.

And my hotel room has a bidet that shoots warm champagne.

And my little guy's coming home tomorrow.

And my problem won't stop till I make things right with them!

And my wife is expertly seduced by this pork empanada!

And Ned, I'll be exactly

And never forget, Homer:

And never play this career killing role.

And never return!

And not giving it up till Chalmers gets his job back!

And not old pieces of cloth.

And not the unsalted.

And not whether there'll be someone there to cook it.

And nothing else has transformed me

And now for the reason we are here.

And now I can say what's good about me.

And now I got to sell it, just to make my rent!

And now I got to sell it, just to make my rent!

And now I'm just going to lie in bed and eat Fruit Roll Ups.

And now it's time for lights, camera, auction!

And now it's time for...

And now let us touch testicles and mate for life.

And now my thousand year fall from grace is complete.

And now Patty and Selma are here to help us decorate

And now that I'm demoted, the checks have gotten smaller.

And now that's gone.

And now the award for Least Popular Student.

And now they'll kill you, 'cause I led them here!

And now you'd better run along, sweetheart.

And now, because it's afternoon,

And now, ladies and gentlemen, Krusty's favorite part

And now, let's welcome a man

And now, pork chops 100 ways.

And now... the clown that never lets you down...

And occasionally even watched.

And of course, I wanted no part of her.

And of course, I wanted no part of her.

And on every team, you have the slam dunking megastar

And on his name tag

And on July 1st, 1898,

And one from my optometrist.

And one time, during a speech, he was shot by a saloon keeper,

And only eight of them are Milhouse.

And open up the San Diego Zoo for big game hunting.

And our windfall is all thanks

And ours.

And pee in his ashes!

And people will see my tattoo of Donald Duck smoking a doob!

And put the other one in that bag?

And putting a tomato on your grilled cheese sandwich.

And read books where the parents are divorced.

And recently we had this incident.

And rotund charm to replace him.

And Royalty Cruise specialists are standing by now!

And ruined the vacation?

And say "Now we're done trying," that's the gravy!

And screw the boulder in tight!

And second, maybe we've pushed this far enough.

And set me up for a tea party in a private room.

And seven girls.

And she'll go right to sleep.

And slammed the door. What does it mean?

And so are you.

And so our Lord was brought before Pontius Pilate.

And so sensitive and who beautifully plays an instrument

And so SpringFace became too big to control,

And so was the use for me.

And so white bread Ned

And so, this so called "SpringFace"

And soda cups the size of hot tubs

And soon the school was covered in white.

And spread it all over town.

And starting civilization anew.

And still remembered among us..."

And stopped off for doughnuts.

And take your controversial art form to the next level,

And tell her the truth.

And tell me it's Pizza Friday.

And tell them our hallway doesn't count as a room.

And thank you for "cigarette mommy."

And that concludes tonight's auction,

And that guy would come out.

And that third vote didn't come cheap.

And that will be the end of that phoenix.

And that, kids, is how you stick it

And that's how Berber carpet got its name according to some.

And that's how the camel got its hump.

And that's something only

And that's that. Another story in the classic,

And that's why I really don't believe there's a God.

And that's why John Gielgud is more of a father to me

And the "Obey" stickers.

And the best part is,

And the best thing is,

And the cool kids are elves.

And the critics are in our pocket.

And the first warning sign is sudden death.

And the food will all be weird foams

And the hypotheses tested by evidence.

And the medals nobody knows how they earned them.

And the most brilliant part is,

And the ocean will do all of the work.

And the only flavor ice cream we have is butter brickle.

And the pages are churned out

And the power of that forbidden smooch

And the protagonist always discovers

And the referee.

And the restless spirits of those murdered sheep

And their chicken pot pie?

And then brag about it on the Internet.

And then everybody else.

And then gives the customer the option

And then I realize it's Beth.

And then I saw him.

And then I spend the afternoon browsing cell phone skins.

And then I'm buying you a mink coat.

And then kaboy!

And then maybe you'll be hearing from my sisters.

And then pull me up after you.

And then pull me up after you.

And then return to school where you belong.

And then when I took Bart fishing,

And then...

And there was no cure.

And there's a DVD library of movies

And there's only one way out: I've gotta man up.

And these days, there's no newspapers

And they don't complain about it for the next 50 years.

And they fired him.

And they gave me eight weeks paid vacation.

And they give you the hamburger.

And they just cash their checks and get away with it every time.

And they let us blow stuff up on the Fourth of July.

And they play a complicated sport

And they pronounce it "sherbert,"

And they say a picture's worth a 1,000 words.

And they use science to make the food.

And they were some of the best cookies ever made in this house.

And they will replace you.

And they wish it was ice cream.

And they're as happy as a ribbon in a Bible.

And they're letting me write the sequel!

And they're set in a place kids relate to

And this country has something extra that makes our meat

And this is a good time to tell you I have space warts.

And this time I'm not blowing it on cocaine for my horses.

And thought they might be friendly.

And today's the day I make my stand.

And toilet paper?

And told me that politics are serious and important!

And tonight, we drink from the Wazzle Cup!

And transhanded community.

And upon his brow was placed a crown...

And used this picture of ourselves.

And visit the Museum... of Television.

And wanted me to invite you.

And watch pre taped messages

And watches women's tennis

And we believe that...

And we both know how that went, don't we, Gary?

And we made just enough for an economy cabin!

And we meet in Rio in a year with new faces.

And we pay for everything with soft porno and boxing.

And we'll be sipping Mai Tais on a beach in Shelbyville.

And we'll elect him.

And we're back with Homer Simpson,

And we're gonna make dreamcatchers

And we're in Hall D

And we're prepared to answer your concerns.

And welcome aboard the Royalty Valhalla,

And wha and a Swiss cheese?

And what brings you out in the middle of the night?

And what he says is true because it's in all caps.

And whatever you do, avoid the urge to make homemade gifts.

And when I came back to get it,

And when I finished, every one of them was spic and span.

And when I wanted to watch it with you then,

And when it came to best friends,

And when the time came that I had to leave your father,

And when there was a mapmaker's convention here,

And when your table is ready, they will vibrate.

And where will I walk?!

And where will I watch TV?

And wherever it lands, that's what I'll eat. Hiya!

And while he slept, she freed her imprisoned compatriots.

And who is going to cheat on my store with some

And why did she call you her love?

And why did you run away from me?

And why is there moisture between the windows?

And why is there moisture between the windows?

And wine from their own g****s.

And yarn should be allowed to marry dental floss.

And yet... it's beautiful!

And yielded up his spirit.

And you and I were going to study

And you are a very lucky woman.

And you are a very lucky woman.

And you can't entertain and inform at the same time.

And you got the day off!

And you have no right to know about it.

And you invade the country that did it plus another one,

And you just want to go to the lost and found.

And you know that anything said

And you make us see your family in a more forgiving light.

And you might ask questions.

And you never hear it when you take it to the shop.

And you never will be.

And you should love yourselves as much

And you turned out great. You think so?

And you, too, can be on the winning team, Mr. Mayor.

And you.

And you'd do it in a second for a supermarket

And you'll have plenty to invest.

And you're going to hate and resent me for it

And your brother's not a wad, he's a dink

And your father made so many mistakes.

And your snort's like a summer breeze.

Angst is a chick I met online,

Annie Dubinsky.

Annie is what we need to discuss.

Annie, I'm down on my rebuilt knee.

Annie, it's your first day on the set.

Annie, would you ever consider taking Krusty back as a client?

Another good man bites the dust.

Another Itchy and Scratchy?

Another round, kid?

Another round, Moe.

Another spider!

Another story!

Antlers ain't meat.

Any other objections?

Any way they want.

Anymore.

Anyone can start a family.

Anyone for Scrabble?

Anyone?

Anyplace is fun if you're there with "Super Lips."

Anything I do, it is important that

Anything.

Anyway, continuing.

Anyway, I ran into some schoolmates

Anyway, if you're looking for your dad,

Anyway... the answer to Ned and Edna

Apologize to sister rock!

Apology accepted.

Appearing courtesy of Interscope Records, Lady Gaga!

Apu!

Apu! What are you doing out of your natural habitat?

Are 374 to one.

Are conceived in executive boardrooms.

Are designed to make it one hell of a pet,

Are excited to see their favorite dinosaurs.

Are finally having fun doing something with me.

Are not able to leave the plant.

Are over a year old.

Are robbing me blind.

Are the bananas.

Are the spawn of the devil. Yeah, but...

Are there any questions? Yes?

Are there at least games here?

Are they working on one?

Are we done yet?

Are we going to New York or...?

Are we in Kansas anymore? No.

Are you A.) Working hard

Are you aware that "stones" means man junk?

Are you aware that's another way of saying "girls"?

Are you boys cyberbullying each other?

Are you covering me up?!

Are you crying... glitter?

Are you crying... glitter?

Are you even listening to me?

Are you friend of his?

Are you getting excited?

Are you gonna argue with caps?

Are you gonna do that

Are you guys gonna beat me up?

Are you just giving them the answers?

Are you okalidokalaroony?

Are you ready for Irish announcers

Are you schmoozing those men?

Are you sure you're Martin Scorsese?

Are you sure, Lord?

Are you telling me

Are you there?!

Are... multi.

Aren't awards shows rather silly?

Aren't we getting num nums?

Aren't you gonna come to bed, Homie?

Argh!

Argh!

Arise, Homer Simpson!

Around these jobless washouts, eh?

Art lovers and Bart lovers!

As a graffiti artist, there are so many people to thank...

As God as my witness, this fist will be bumped!

As Hemingway said, "The shortest answer is doing the thing."

As I cuddle up with Madam Bunny.

As I love you, because...

As it turns out, there is one job available.

As long as "Man Bot Love" is in there somewhere.

As long as I'm paid in emeralds

As long as you don't mind betraying the trust

As long as you say it with confidence.

As long as you're not a Mormon.

As much as the next person,

As much mom as you want me to be.

As per your memo!

As seen in this Taiwanese animated dramatization.

As some guy said to some dude with a beard,

As the CEO of SpringFace, I want you all to have fun

As the side of a Coors beer can.

As the years went by,

As they rise in destruction...

As we greet a sunny Day 12, After Virus.

As you write source code

Assistant?

At 20x speed to make it seem like a normal movie.