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Home > Apu Nahasapeemapetilon - The Simpsons:...
Ah.
All right, juvenile, serve me a fatty poison of some kind.
Bouncy, bouncy.
Call me the Hindu God of death.
Clean up in aisle 1.
Collecting useless things makes me feel like a true American.
Color me outraged.
Come on in. Sorry, but I'm bleeding from a recent gunshot wound.
Come to Papa, random object.
Could I possibly get a ride?
Do that has reopened my many gunshot wounds?
Do you have anything at all made of chickpeas?
Fathering 8 children has really hurt my stamina.
Forgive my action little device.
Forgive the rudeness, but you suck.
Get in the car, please. I have many places to go today.
Get invited.
Get out of my way, silly pedestrian.
Get out of the way.
Gmoney. Crickets.
Good karma.
Goodness.
Greetings loyal customer.
He looks like the end of the road for Apu.
Here we are at the destination.
Hey, move it, whitey.
Hi.
Hindu coming through.
Honey.
Hopefully my store will not be robbed more than four times while I am driving around today.
How are you on this fine day?
How odd to eat non quickie mud food.
I am a lean mean vindaloo machine.
I am having so much fun.
I am higher than the Maharishi.
I am most assuredly impressed.
I am surprisingly acrobatic.
I am the greatest driver in all the land.
I can see my house from here.
I feel like an untouchable.
I have brought glory to the name of NASA Pima Petalon.
I have brought shame to my family and my store.
I hope I am still the lithe runner I was in my youth.
I hope I have room in my pants for this.
I hope these unlock many secrets.
I hope this works.
I hope you don't mind. My car smells like chutney.
I hope you like loud Indian music, because I do. I lie La La La La La La La La La La.
I make this look easy.
I must admit, the smell of fresh air is much more pleasing than the odor of the hot dog machine.
I must finish quickly or vomit.
I think you will find this cylindrical meat casing most enjoyable.
I wonder how many of these there are.
I would be happy to suggest these new pretzel rods. They're made by an oil company.
I'll be there in a jiffy or my name isn't Apuna ASA Pima Petalon.
I'm flying.
I'm so glad you came. If I don't increase profits, I'll have to sell Sanjay to the Krusty Burger.
If you give me a ride, I will pay you $1,000,000 in the next life. I promise.
If you want to drive one of these, get your own 22 hour a day job.
Just give me a minute to catch my breath.
Just stay out of my way please. Quickie Mart business.
Let's try this thing.
Look out. My flesh is less resilient than it looks.
Maybe you would care to eat what's in the mystery box.
Might I suggest the new cheddar squishy? It's the latest thing in chilled fats.
Most excellent.
Move it, cracker.
Move your drumsy vehicle.
My cardio is shot.
My huge pot belly is completely empty.
Never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
Never have I seen such a four wheeled disgrace.
Never have I seen such excellence.
Nice try, foolish driver.
No, I cannot watch such a display of failure.
Not my fault.
Of course it will be good for my karma.
Oh sure, with my 22 hour work day I have lots of time to help out minor acquaintances.
Oh, come on, he cheated.
Ohh my.
Ohh no.
Ohh please be a dream.
Ohh, how unproductive.
Ohh, I smashed my skull.
Ohh, Mandula is going to be so mad.
Ohh, what a disgrace.
Ohshima smiles on such behavior.
Ohshima smiles on such behaviour.
One less of you.
Ooh, my giant gut is is slowing me down.
Ooh, the fresh air is somewhat confusing.
Or do not fear you will be reincarnated.
Ouch.
Out of my way. Silly customer.
Perhaps a little chocolate covered bacon will suit your needs.
Perhaps I should refrain from doing that in the future.
Perhaps some surprisingly expensive penny candy will suit your needs.
Perhaps the crazy name of my new crazy value combo will appeal to you.
Perhaps this cuddly Pixie stick will suit your fancy.
Please don't sit on my ganish doll.
Please don't.
Pleased to be giving me something to eat. Thank you.
Push, push, push.
Shiva Vishnu, my jubilation knows no bounds.
Stop, you crazy driver.
Thank you all for coming. I'll see you in hell.
Thank you for not dodging.
Thank you. Come again.
That car belongs in the bargain bin.
That was most thrilling.
That was so rude.
That's it tappu make them like it.
The additives in this microwave burrito will extend or shorten your life.
These things are just too creepy.
This butterflied chili dog is illegal in seven states.
This is just between me and you random object.
This is not good for my insurance.
This new health bar is pure chocolate.
This new squishy vindaloo will bring out the Indian in anyone.
Too slow opposing vehicle.
Tremendous.
Try our new pork squishy. It's ham tastic.
Vishnu here I come.
We.
We're never going to get there at this rate.
Well, forgive my action, little device.
Well, go do hurry up, or my arranged bride will chastise me.
Well, I feel like a Brahmin.
Well, I must hurry in a forward direction.
Well, I should sleep more.
Well, no.
Well, perhaps a little quote UN quote shrimp will tide you over.
Well, that was an expensive mistake.
Well, what a poor decision.
What are you trying to prove with this crazy driving?
What did the hell were you thinking?
What do you have that won't immediately kill me?
What in the hell were you thinking, Sir?
What, dear?
What? No.
Where'd that guy come from?
Who does not like to be late?
Who had better hurry? Last time I left this store, hoodlums put pornography in the bridal magazines.
Who put this here? It makes no sense.
Whoa.
Why don't you watch where you're going?
Why don't you watch where you're walking?
Why not? Anything to keep me from my family?
Woo Hoo.
Would put such a thing in such a place.
You have got to be kidding me.
You have no chance.
You should feel lonely. Moderate shame.
You should not have stepped in front of my car.
You.
Your failure shames you. Yes, you.
Your misfortune is most entertaining to me.
Your misfortune is most entertaining.
300 horses of convenient power.
あ。
お。

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