Krusty the Clown - The Simpsons Bowling - Playable Characters (Arcade) Edit

All right, which one of you Schmendricks wax the floor?

Beginner's luck.

But I think bada boom.

Calm down. This isn't an audition.

Chao.

Come on, you gotta admit, that was funny.

Could we get this done before I die of boredom?

Get the hook.

Hey, hey, oof out of my head.

Hey, hey, what the ma get that out of here. Ah, my pacemaker. Ah, I'm dying. I'm dying.

Hey, I bought this game fair and square.

Hey, I'm supposed to be the clown around here.

Hey, let's get this show on the road.

Hobo Hank, eat your heart out.

I am smooth in the groove. Got something to prove.

I need a drink. A really big drink.

I needed that like another hole in the ball.

I needed that like I needed a hysterectomy.

I'd like to see Steve Allen do that.

I'm not standing here for my health, you know?

I'm the Clown Prince of Pulling. Get it?

I've seen haircuts bold better than that. Think about it.

I've seen price flights thrown better than that.

I've seen salads toss better than that.

If, though, she mows at the track, could see me now.

Just kill me and get it over with.

Ma.

Maybe I'd have better luck if I fired the ball out of a cannon.

Maybe now my dad will respect me.

My aunt has a parakeet that can bowl better than that.

No, no, no. No. Not down the freaking gutter. No.

Now cut that out.

Now that's entertainment.

Now that's more like it.

Now, this wasn't in my contract.

Odds are that what's gonna happen sometime.

Oh baby, when you're hot, you are hot cha cha cha cha.

Oh boy, I'm in trouble now.

Oh crap, I really didn't enjoy that.

Oh well. It's only a game. A petty, mindless, lousy, stupid game.

Oh yeah, I got good wood on that shot.

Oh yeah, that was rich.

Oh, crap. Ow ow ow ow ow ow.

Oh, I'm a disgrace. Not when anyone sees a clown. All they'll do is laugh.

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.

Oh, that was horrible.

Oh, that's dunk. No offense.

Oh, why'd you have to go and do that?

OK, OK, let's keep it moving.

Ouais, ouais, Ouais, Ouais, ça va.

Ow this gets old real fast.

Perfect game.

Pick up the pace, pal. I'm dying out here.

Push the button again already I want to start.

Push the button, you lousy slob.

Put a sock in it. Pipsqueak.

Quit laughing when something's funny, I'll tell you.

Set the curve with a button for crying out loud.

Sit down. You're scuffing up the floor.

Stand back, folks. It's crusty time.

That wasn't in my contract.

That's crust. Terrific.

That's how it's done in the Catskills, baby.

This ain't the first time I pulled him over. Get it?

This is better than winning an ICE award.

Well, you can kiss my autograph goodbye.

What goes up must come, yeah.

Whoa. What the Hey, hey.

Yeah, I meant to do that.

Yeah, well, you don't have to be so showy about it.

Yeah, yeah. Nice shot. You yet?

Yo, son of A.

You better not be hustling me.

You can't do that to me. I'm the star.

You don't scare me. I've worked with children.

You may as well give up now 'cause you are going down.

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