Eddie - The Simpsons Game - Voices (Xbox 360) Edit

Aliens attacked them all while I was registering for wedding gifts with Lou's ex-wife.

Brewery is having an eating contest. I don't know why, but I thought of you.

Careful, the object has rights.

Come in, I hate being a cop.

Desist.

Eddie likes to hurt people.

Faith.

God, I love justice.

Gotta run, I'm late for Pilates.

Halt.

Hi there, little lady.

Homer, there's trouble afoot down at the old museum. Just thought you ought to know.

I don't know why we keep letting Sideshow Bob out of jail.

I go.

I love in a cup, makes me feel like I'm making a difference.

I'll build it with love and nails.

I'll tear into this thing like an apple fritter.

I'm using my right to remain silent.

I've never seen perps with so many tentacles.

Let's crack some civilian skulls.

Lou will know what to do with the aliens. He knows everything.

Move along.

My name's Eddie. I'm a cop. My story checks out.

Nice day man.

No, you're not detective material.

Please note in my file that I waited patiently.

Remember Homer, no more streaking.

Someday I hope to be promoted to Lu.

Sonny, you on?

Stay in school, son.

Thanks for doing my job down at the museum. I'll take it from here.

Thanks for making it safe to go back in the donut shop.

This is where my weekend of police training kicks in.

This isn't funny.

This mob is history.

Watch out, the Lord Lad statue came to life. Everyone's going to Shelbyville to get their Donuts.

We'd have more fun if our model were to protect and swerve.

What kind of cuffs do we use on these things?

Why won't Lu return my text messages?

Wonder how the aliens poop?

Yeah, you're cool enough to come back here.

You have the right to go down.

You'd like to come back here? I'd like to go to Cleveland. Neither one's going to happen, OK?

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