Deadwood (2004) - Season 1 Edit

A couple.

A habit to cultivate.

A joint like ours, Joanie, what are we selling?

A kind of an informal governing organization

A number of men took positions.

About anything I do or don't,

About her and my boy coming to the camp.

Ad fucking hoc. Free fucking gratis.

Ain't you clever to see through the subterfuge.

Al: Objections?

Al.

Al.

All fully stocked.

All I want is for us to get along better, Eddie.

All right then.

All right, Eddie Sawyer?!

All right, Jane.

All right, Jane.

All right, Jane.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. (clears throat)

All right. And I got me a four bit room.

All right. We were organizing for annexation

All that organizing businesses?

All the less reason for saying you've been arrested for grave robbing...

All the pillars of the fucking camp. You mind?

All this crap about what is and isn't natural, whatever does it for a fella

Also, when I read the the scriptures,

And a preliminary guess at some numbers.

And all them offers stand.

And asking again when you give me the order to get it.

And come on if it'll cheer you the fuck up.

And congratulations on your new post

And do not worry about getting paid back.

And don't give me this, um,

And don't try and fucking hasten them.

And don't try and hasten anyone anywhere,

And every human being on earth

And for your freight business.

And get yourself some relaxation? That's what I'm asking you.

And given legal status when the Territory is annexed.

And His

And His love.

And how are you, Trixie?

And I am in the process of wearing out my own fucking welcome in this camp.

And I believe you are too.

And I cannot stay fucking sober.

And I want you to figure out what it is that you want.

And I wouldn't expect to be around here much longer

And I'm a considerable hand at the freight business,

And in in grabbin' at scrub to steady him,

And inform Hostetler at the fucking livery

And is there any pain

And it bores the living shit out of me.

And Johnny, so eager.

And let your tie hang down till you feel better.

And Mrs. Garret and the child.

And my husband's parents.

And nominations for department heads.

And now they're trying to get me to go along.

And other leaders of the heathens. Thank you, Johnny.

And raise your nerve to consult with the doc!

And stand up to all you have to stand up to,

And that just shows you how much you fucking know

And that was a great gift that I could give to them.

And the Hills'll be annexed to the Territory.

And the prospect of your family rejoining you.

And there parts of my body I can't feel,

And under a rock down there, I found other pants of mine I thought I'd lost.

And use the lion's share of revenues to pay the bribes.

And we never ask the purpose of a customer's purchase.

And what sort of business you looking to operate?

And what you pay attention to.

And whatever a man does away from the table is his own fucking business.

And yodeling about their fucking points of origin?

And you happen to be fucking overlooking

And you helped a lot of people.

And you improve it, you own it.

And you need to think about some of these things

And you want to continue like this?

And you will find soon proper payment.

Anybody else felled from them canned peaches?

Anything to report with your privates?

Anyway, you're wearing it today.

Anyways, I'm going to look for a place.

Anyways.

Are ya?

Are you off someplace? Uh, you need an escort or the like?

As far as being taken into the Territory.

As far as you saying one fucking thing

As I have the bribe sheet.

As if I've died.

As if it happened the week before.

As if my, uh as if my flesh were rotting.

As long as He wills, this must be my part.

As my employee has implicated my hotel,

As the settlement's status changes, you'd want to address that.

As you see.

Assuming the new treaty, the Hills will be annexed.

At his fucking dimwittedness.

At least that eliminates tampering from the list.

At my storage cabinet, replentishing needed supplies.

At the Territorial Legislature of Yankton.

Attune him to the necessities of the times.

Aw, 25 cups of coffee and too much circulating in the fresh air.

AW: Well, um, elections?

Bare ass naked with shit streaming down the backs of your legs.

Be over in a couple of hours. We gotta form a government for the settlement.

Be they formal, informal or temporary.

Before I'd told a story on myself like the doc did,

Before knowing what the traffic's gonna bear,

Before the Territorial cocksuckers send in their cousins to rob and steal from us.

Being sick ain't nothing to be ashamed of.

Being this is the first day of my enterprise,

Believe I'll just have well water.

Bella Union, where I work, is bigger

Better lift your skirts and...

Between Deadwood and Cheyenne?

Big pull to that, going back to what you know.

Blah! (spits)

Boss, you specifically countermanded my waiting

But a fourth estate,

But did you ever want to unbutton some farm boy's Dentons

But don't get aggravated,

But far as being ready to run a place

But far as leasing this building

But I can't.

But I decline being Health Supervisor."

But I guess being that it's Mr. Swearengen's meeting,

But I hope you're not disassociating yourself from my affairs.

But if the idea is for you to drink more and more till I say something,

But it's a little out of my path.

But just as important is the presence

But seein' as I gets drunk and on occasion shits myself,

But since we arrived, certain people that are near and dear to me

But structure enough to persuade those territorial cocksuckers in Yankton

But that don't make me a camp

But that one takes the prize.

But the quartz outcrop we found

But what complicates the situation

But what with all the hullabaloo and me gettin' drunk,

But you're gonna need some people on your side, Mrs. Garret,

By those legislative cocksuckers

Can drink mare's piss.

Can I buy you a drink?

Can we just get on with the fucking meeting?

Can we keep this short?

Caring of the sick in the fucking tent!

Centuries of fucking inbreeding

Charging you with murder in Chicago, Illinois.

Charlie Utter

Charlie Utter.

Charlie Utter.

Check the mail, Charlie,

Check with Utter Mail and Charlie Freight!

Civilized sorts

Clearing my head. And if I bleat when I speak,

Close enough to get you offered a position.

Come ahead, Eddie.

Come see me then.

Come to me in a vision! You stupid bastard.

Come to our store. Come buy a broom.

Competing with the not knowing?

Congratulations on being a big fucking deal.

Congratulations on your new post.

Couldn't our informal organization levy taxes

Crimes in which your inebriation and sloth

Cy needn't have done for them kids that way.

Cy told me he'd help me open a place here.

Cy: What you spoke for and what you would have wanted to do

Did a fucking good job here.

Did you happen to notice at The Gem

Did you wait a day before you ordered that fucking thing?

Did you?

Direction of this entire camp

Do I have a strange odor about me?

Do I smell strangely to you, Miss Jane?

Do not fucking worry about me.

Do we understand each other?

Do ya?

Do you think I'm gonna touch that?

Do you understand me?

Doc?

Doctor.

Doctors, they cut 'em open and study 'em.

Doesn't fall under any statutory definition

Don't be afraid.

Don't do it with no nudge.

Don't fucking try doing away with yourself again, huh?

Don't leave me to die the death of thousand cuts.

Don't turn your head away, Reverend.

Earning the greasy eye from my boss for idle chatter.

EB: Al, what are you doing out?

Eddie

Eddie and me to have a little chat.

Eddie Sawyer.

Ellsworth seemed very competent and trustworthy.

Ellsworth.

Essentially, if you're on it

Evening, Charlie.

Evening.

Evening.

Ever since you give me that Indian head to hide.

Excuse me.

Explain to Bill.

Far as drinking

Fire Marshal obligation's gonna take?

First notice of our cost

Floor's open for levy suggestions

For people to be disgusted by

Formerly, Doctor,

Friend or no friend, and us wanting to get along better or not,

From the operations of government

Fuck you, Cy. Fuck you.

Fucking cocksucker.

Fucking Magistrate Clagett

Fucking tent operation,

Gathering around that cocksucker

Go away!

God damn you, Preacher, don't start talking crazy to go with everything else.

God damn you! Spilling my cleaning water too, Minister!

Good evening, Mr. Bullock. Sofia's asleep.

Good for you volunteering for the post.

Good for you, honey. Have you saved money?

Good luck out there.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Good morning, Miss Jane.

Good morning.

Good night, Doctor.

Good night, Mrs. Garret.

Good night.

Good night.

Good, honey.

Good, I wanted you to.

Good.

Good.

Goodbye and good luck.

Grave robber.

Had a lovely advert in today's "Pioneer."

Have a seat, Your Honor.

Have it not where I'd want you to see me.

Have the same right to operate brothels as men?

He could prospect the creek on my claim each week

He doesn't permit our making calls out.

He is a son of a bitch.

He promised he'd keep his distance.

He suggested that until the extent

He was killed two years ago.

He'll explain it all to you.

Hence the fucking meeting.

Her majesty awakes, huh?

Hereafter, you let me take my fair share

Hey, Al, any reason I can't share with Dan

Hey, Eddie.

Hey, kid. How'd it go?

Hey, Merrick!

His wife, sir.

Hmm? You finish your shift and you go up there to Joanie's room,

Hold fast to your valuables.

Hooray for you.

How about bullwhacker of the fucking freight

How about supervisor, mail delivery?

How about that Doc?

How do you do?

How fucking much it's gonna cost us to get annexed

How hard is the Legislature gonna squeeze our balls

How horrifying.

How much is that gonna cost me?

How was that meeting?

How wonderful. I suppose.

How'd it go with Johnny?

How'd that plan sound to you?

How's your arm?

I I don't know what got into me.

I already got my impression of this fellow, Mrs. Garret.

I am hereby officially saying

I am off duty. You're on duty.

I am talking about nurse of the plague

I apologize for the smell.

I been letting it go,

I believe it's time to send for my wife and boy.

I believe Mr. Bullock's on my side.

I can hope

I could help with that too.

I could use a clean conscience.

I did look around for places, Cy

I did.

I didn't mean to extricate you, sir. I I didn't

I do not feel Christ's love as I used to.

I do not make judgments. I gave that up a long time ago.

I don't have to worry about what the fuck's gonna come out!

I don't know what possessed me.

I don't want to talk to these cocksuckers, but you have to.

I don't want what I can't have, Mr. Star.

I expect they're well.

I feel it's exactly the way to proceed.

I figured since we had 'em for the plague meeting...

I figured that must be how I lost 'em in the first place.

I forgot about the whole thing.

I gather she don't want to go into no more.

I got a way to work it.

I guess whenever he fucking feels like it.

I had it made up in Cheyenne.

I have hoped for this conversation

I have just fled my own office in horror

I have no fucking idea

I have no idea as to the prospect of their involvement.

I hesitate to voice them

I hope you've earned me $5.

I imagine you making your way from the creek,

I just comes from the creek, Mr. Farnum. Washin' my pants.

I just opened across the ways.

I know he's dead now.

I know she struck lucky at her claim.

I know you'll get a long way away from here first.

I know.

I know. Was it not my fucking idea to ask him?

I mean, I run the whores for this man,

I never did that and you know it.

I nod as if I understand what you just said.

I only raised my hand 'cause I didn't want to be sheriff.

I saw a color beneath.

I see you skulking around when the doc comes in.

I see your fucking eyes are still playin' tug o' war.

I see.

I see.

I should have brought in a replacement is my fucking point.

I should tell you as well that a warrant's reached Yankton

I smell my flesh rotting.

I spoke up for not torturing that boy.

I think that this month

I thought the smell might be coming off the creek

I want to come to that meeting.

I want to go ahead and do what we talked about.

I want to know how the camp stands with the Legislature.

I want you cheerful and ready to help me with my work

I want you clearheaded and understanding yourself,

I want you to go up into Joanie's room, which I

I want you to go up there and think this thing through.

I was afraid I'd lost you to the heathens.

I was among them found that little girl.

I was never in a room with you before where you was gonna kill somebody.

I will not be a drunk where he's buried.

I wish you would stop fucking drinking.

I wore this frock coat.

I wrote to my wife today.

I, uh do I look like a man taken from his own grave?

I'd buy an axe, a hammer and a saw.

I'd have just said, "Thank you for the nomination,

I'd lean more on what I felt about this fellow than what I saw.

I'd like to be mayor.

I'd rather you didn't.

I'll tell you what,

I'm Alma Garret.

I'm certain Mr. Ellsworth's are very capable hands,

I'm Charlie Utter.

I'm declaring myself conductor of this meeting

I'm getting out.

I'm getting outta here, Eddie.

I'm glad to see her doing well.

I'm glad you got along with Ellsworth.

I'm going to open my own place.

I'm going to The Gem.

I'm gonna have a look at you.

I'm grateful for your expertise and keen eyesight.

I'm heading for The Gem.

I'm heading over there shortly.

I'm in a position,

I'm Joanie Stubbs.

I'm just a whore though.

I'm just telling you it come in from Montgomery Ward.

I'm looking for a piece of property

I'm not in pain.

I'm one for a good appearance and all,

I'm opening this business.

I'm sorry for running on about it.

I'm sorry.

I'm surprised you're not at that big town meeting.

I'm to see Ellsworth in the morning and wondered what I should say.

I've got to find early occasion

I've seen you in some stupid fucking outfits in my time,

I've wondered how things were with you...

If either of your fucking eyes takes me for hiding I'm drinking again occasionally,

If he finds you a 12 year old farm boy to have some fun with,

If I did come,

If I had known then they wasn't gonna have a sheriff,

If I told you I was commissioner of the Board of Health?

If I told you I was commissioner of the Board of Health?

If I'm excluded, say so, Al.

If it was just you and that corn fed in that room alone

If something's ready for you to do something,

If the subject comes up,

If you don't mind, I'll continue writing.

If you insist on my embarrassing myself,

If you would have made me guess, I would have said it's not your usual garb.

Imagine yourself up there with that boy

In a case like yours, I wouldn't know what else to prescribe.

In a couple of hours he'll want to be awake for.

In any case, I know you have many claims on your attention.

In life,

Including when I had to smack some girl around.

Independent in name and fact

Is of the essence of a free society.

Is that short enough for you?

Is that the Hills were deeded to the Sioux by the 1868 Fort Laramie Treaty.

Is that what you're saying?

Is that you might want to train for Phil's former position.

Is to make titles and departments

Is very liable to be an ongoing process.

Is what I'm inquiring about the difference between.

It don't seem to matter if you're ready or not.

It isn't rotting, Reverend.

It seems like it's got some legs under it.

It would be disruptive if we did. The community's already organized,

It would've kept you from being such an evil cocksucker.

It'll be different after the annexation.

It's a new start.

It's a waste of your valuable time having to deal with me.

It's all right.

It's all temporary, anyhow.

It's awful nice to meet you, Charlie.

It's sadly mistaken, so desist from any clever odor references.

It's to put the camp's best foot forward

Jesus Christ.

Joanie: Hi, Cy.

Join the fucking club of most of us.

Jump, huh?

Just before his murder by the coward McCall?

Just give me the confounded letter!

Just keep shuffling your cards

Just say, "This is the way I think it's gonna be,"

Ladle 'em out at various intervals on the fucking table, Johnny.

Late as usual.

Left arm still useful as an old man's dick?

Let me tell you something, Preacher,

Let's assume for the sake of conversation

Like I saw up there in that room the other day.

Like you were the other day, only this time it's just him and you.

Look at my finger.

Luck's what you want to congratulate me on, Mrs. Garret.

Makes me sick,

Man: I'm heading on.

Many times, that's what the fuck life is

May I ask why you spoke of your brother?

Maybe it's 'cause we're in a brand new camp,

Maybe you'll change your mind.

Mayor?

Mayor.

Meeting outside when you're done, Doc.

Might we have a word, Mr. Bullock?

Mm hmm.

More or less as much as your Health Commissioner, huh?

More than providing services to 'em,

Mornin'.

Mr. Dority of a sudden stumbled,

Mr. Utter. Hearty congratulations on your new venture.

Much as she'd taken to helping with that little one.

My boy is their child.

My brother and my father are aware of my situation

My brother was in the cavalry.

My fucking head.

My own strong personal impulse was to offer my name for office,

My portion of suffering.

My thinking was

My wife was his widow.

Nah.

Nice sign blocking my fucking view. Take a seat.

No one croaked today.

No one's any big fucking deal, Jane.

No question about that.

No, I'm more or less just walking around.

No, sir.

No, uh, I didn't get my pants wet, nor did I soil the letter when I soiled myself.

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

Nor do I feel Christ's love.

Nor do those who listen hear It through me.

Not bein' impertinent,

Not government no, that would mark us rebellious.

Not in the way he did for them.

Not in your room,

Not legally maybe, but certainly informally.

Not to me, no.

Not to my knowledge. Why, you feeling poorly?

Now I ain't expert prospectin' that way. I'm a man who works in creeks.

Now I recall that Mr. Hickok, he gives unto me a letter for me to put in post,

Now I'm ready for...

Now now. That's where I draw the line.

Now the Word does not take me when I read.

Of "Utter Charlie and Freight."

Of "Utter's Freight and Postal Delivery Service."

Of a ad hoc municipal organization

Of course, we know

Of him and his fellow lying fucking thieves

Of the quartz deposits could be proved,

Of unclaimed or unincorporated.

Of what, sir?

Oh, is that so?

Oh, mayor!

Oh.

On the settlement to pay the bribes?

One vile fucking task after another.

Ooh, I was out of breath, but now I'm better.

Or a settlement or a township type.

Or a settlement or a township,

Or go or leave or don't or when.

Or I don't want you coming the fuck out!

Or where I stand or nap

Our mayor

Our proper order of fucking business

Out looking for a place.

Past, present and future

People felt God's presence through me

Piano?

Pick the names from a fucking hat as far as I'm concerned.

Play your cards right, I'll tell you where.

Property and businesses is to start up now

Put the cards down, tighten your cravat

Reverend is laid down trying to hide another seizure.

Rolling into the lobby when all others are abed,

Say hello to the new Fire Marshal.

Say to license businesses? Wouldn't that spread the burden?

See, I I do well in a camp

See, Joanie, 'cause I'm a big boy.

Seem to have bought into our own fucking line

Self nominations are permitted.

Sent a dozen men out with their plague sores healed

Seven times.

She says to come ahead, but to knock low as the little one's asleep.

She's formed an instant attachment.

Shoot.

Shows good thinking and initiative.

Signs of conciliation and willingness would weigh in the camp's favor.

Since last our eyes were upon each other, lo,

Since we'll all have proved ourselves

Sir, no. It must have been the night that Mr. Hickok was killed.

So could we all

So every time you open your mouth in public,

So I was told. Sorry for calling so late.

So I went into the hills last night but it followed me there too,

So I'm to believe that's a letter written by Wild Bill Hickok

So let me get you some fucking kid

So they don't notice what the fuck is going on with you!

So US government's negotiating peace

So who needs to get paid?

So you can go fuck yourself.

So you say.

So you...

Some meeting, huh?

Something on your mind, Eddie?

Somewhere down the road? This is temporary, right?

Sorry. We lack a gavel.

Sure, Eddie.

Sure.

Swearengen's called a meeting. Two hours.

Take a seat, Tom, and toss whatever book

Take awhile to find out if those are what's in order.

Take care.

Take that boy you spoke up for up in Joanie's room the other day.

Taking over for Persimmon Phil?

Taking people's money is what makes organizations real,

Tell them over at livery I I'm good for the mount.

Thank you for telling me so.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, I'm fine.

Thank you, sir.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you, sir.

Thanks, Doc.

Thanks, Doc.

That ain't my room anymore.

That don't only wear our pants to cover our tails,

That is too bad.

That one girl we rode back with from Mr. Garret's funeral?

That shit wasn't just about those kids, Eddie.

That still don't get you off the hook about that piano.

That there's a new treaty with the Sioux peoples.

That we're worthy enough to pay them their fucking bribes.

That would enable the Legislature to say,

That you think it's just one day after another

That'll be recognized by the Territorial cocksuckers

That's all.

That's because I just got fucking fleeced.

That's making you believe these things.

That's the miracle of it, sir.

That's the way things are headed?

That's what happens when you drop a fucking stitch.

That's what I'm doing out.

That's what she said.

That's what's coming to me to be true.

That's why they're having it at The Gem.

The blessing of legal standing?"

The camp would be settling down, a safer place.

The heathens will get money to give up the Hills,

The hell you must have gone through talking to that leech.

The not knowing the purpose is...

The old Eddie that knows the percentages and how to play 'em.

The percentages being the percentages, you play long enough

The proceedings of the talk me and you just had about me

The shine'll wear off.

The shit you did to those kids, there's no angle to it.

The Territory respects the statutes of the Northwest Ordinance,

Then the enemy has you by the short hair.

Then we compare notes and decide how you proceed.

There are new smells I smell.

There's a lot of gold out here, Al

There's a meeting at my place

There's a minimal standard here though. He'll be in the wilderness.

There's a piano outside.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

They buy bodies to do their research.

They're in Michigan with her people.

This could mean that the land occupied by the camp

This freight and delivery service should've been opened by Persimmon Phil as

This is Ellsworth, who found the gold on your claim.

This is God's purpose.

This is the attire for that type of type.

This isn't the place for you.

Those'll be appearing on a regular basis?

Till you decide how you want develop it, Ellsworth can spend

Time enough at wages on your claim to sustain your ownership.

Timid? Ha! Hardly, sir.

To avoid getting fucked in the ass

To be afraid, as well.

To define "right" in this environment

To fuck in the ass or mouth or suck his prick or let him fuck you!

To go back to getting 'em on their johnsons.

To keep my title active.

To put the mayor off his pedestal.

To start a business on.

Tommy's still fucking sick and the doc will be back

Treaty coming with the Sioux.

Trixie, isn't that what she said her name was?

Uh, I prefer to appear late to that type of thing.

Uh, yeah, well, I'm, uh

Unclaimed or unincorporated by simple usage

Unguent.

Until Eddie cracked his fucking mouth.

Until I found my pants.

Up.

Us! You and me.

Very flattering.

Very well fitted.

Very.

Wait on it until you ain't exhausted, Jane.

Walk through this door,

Was I supposed to attend?

Was just handed to me by Yankton's toll collector,

We don't know.

We're gonna try raspberry leaf.

We're to meet to discuss putting this organization together,

Well, anyways, I'm glad to keep your title good workin' the surface,

Well, anyways, this is it. What we spoke about before, this puts it to the test

Well, before I can answer that question, I better know who the fuck you are.

Well, blood don't always prove loyalty.

Well, good luck.

Well, I only hope you haven't opened it.

Well, if this is His will, Reverend,

Well, if you don't know, nobody does.

Well, it's good to meet you too, Joanie.

Well, Persimmon Phil wasn't no genius.

Well, provide a few services

Well, thank you for all your help, Mr. Bullock.

Well, this is the one to look at.

Well, uh, I'll tell you what, this camp here,

Well, um, it's it's easing up some

Well, who fills the various positions?

Well, working hours like you've been working

What do they pay you to hold that building up?

What do you think of this frock coat?

What fucking revenue is being generated by those hoople heads

What I'm prepared to do is make a list of names

What is it that you smell?

What is that, your clever way of saying you smell whiskey on my breath?

What stitch did I drop?

What?

What'd it turn to then?

What's new?

What's that got to do with the price of fish?

What's the right fucking number for the Legislature?

When the Word took me as I read scripture,

When they sign a treaty with the fucking dirt worshipers, huh?

When Tolliver opened up across the way,

When you tell me my thinking's so consistently wrongheaded

Where the fuck have you been?!

Where the fuck is Merrick, huh?!

Where's Joanie?

Which I will attempt to shield you from in the course of trying to extricate myself.

Which state that a citizen can have title to any land

Who does?

Who suggests also our best case in keeping title to the claims,

Who'd been helping Mrs. Garret with the child.

Who's gonna be comptroller?

Whose idea was them pears and fucking peaches?

Why didn't you put your hand up?

Why didn't you volunteer for something at that meeting?

Why not let's give this informal organization

Will impart to me the attitude towards the settlement

Will we have some elections

Will women who pay the license fees

With his fucking presence this morning.

With regard to our title and properties, huh?

With Spotted Elk, Red Cloud

With temporary appointees be providing a few services to the camp?

With the same fucking seizure

With the sustained fucking stupidity that you're exhibiting,

With the treaty coming, annexation,

With your eyes wide open.

Would get anyone out of sorts.

Would it improve your opinion of me

Wouldn't a good use for an informal organization

Yeah

Yeah, hello.

Yeah, I noticed her.

Yeah, keep Dan in the dark.

Yeah, leaning forward shit faced drunk.

Yeah, that's that's why it's located there.

Yeah.

Yes, sir.

Yes.

You can go fuck yourself!

You chaired the piss out of that meeting this afternoon.

You could use some rest.

You don't think it looks stupid?

You emit no such odor.

You eternally meddling cocksucker.

You fucked me up, Cy.

You gotta be able to remember a fucking instruction.

You gotta be able to sustain a thought.

You have a son as well?

You have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do.

You just use some spit on that or lard.

You need to sit there and tough your way through your problem.

You said we needed a fancier piano. You ordered one.

You saved his fucking life.

You think I have to?

You think she's pretty?

You think things through.

You want me to abandon the fucking meeting to bring in a new piano?