P-Valley (2020) - Season 1 Edit

A G for me and a G for you.

A G, huh?

A ****a roll up in here with a check, y'all won't take it?

About to switch it up real quick.

Actually, you got one?

Actually...

After seven years, huh?

Against the club from here on out, Clifford.

Ain't got enough tremolo, ask me.

Ain't like my G string a motherfucking collection plate.

Ain't no mark in this ish.

Ain't said a word.

Ain't that fine establishment of yours in need of some toilet paper?

All right, 15 minutes.

All right, 15 minutes.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, Autumn Night!

All right, bitches.

All right, bitches.

All right, good.

All right, it be 30, little mama.

All right, now, come on

All right, people, back on the bus.

Always flodging like you gonna come up off them duckets,

Amen

And $147 for the lap dances.

And 60 for them snaggletooth ass bottle girls of yourn.

And a G for you.

And after that, you exit stage left.

And at the end of the night, your ass ain't nowhere to be seen.

And bitches who are here with they ****as, don't be J.

And gonna take it right back for a refund before the week out.

And he ain't never bother me no nevermore.

And here I thought stripping was a recession proof industry.

And I don't care if I have to die as a sacrifice

And last but not least,

And some tequila for you, too, baby.

And these lyrics, though?

And this ****a gonna say, "Can I get some change?"

And we know when the pages go up

And what was you saying?

And where they do that at?

And who better to learn from than a OG like me?

And y'all bitches better like it.

And you best not say no Alizé,

Andre Watkins.

Andre.

Another scar on my pretty ass legs.

Any questions?

Apologies.

Are you all right?

As fertile as the Nile.

As you know, I have mine own.

Autumn Night!

Autumn Night.

Autumn.

Autumn...

Back of the line.

Besides, 25 retirement age for a stripper nowadays, so...

Besides, I got a ****a willing to pay two stacks,

Besides, what you got to be complaining about?

Besides, you need to learn how to handle VIP.

Better get these home before they get cold.

Better give Him praise

Better off letting him see some of these bitches' pussy than some bank, man.

Better put some Neosporin on that bitch.

Bitch constantly be on CP time.

Bitch, how that pole burn, though?

Bitch, that's a Peruvian bundle.

Bitch, this ain't mine.

Bitch, this ain't no damn Walmart.

Bitch, this trap reggae soul.

Bitch, what you think?

Bitch, what your name is?

Bitch, you crying?

Bitch, you gonna owe me more than a blunt.

Bitch.

Blow up in your face every time.

Booty Battle rules.

Boy.

But at night, the spots round here, they start poppin'.

But best believe,

But come end of the month, no more Mercedes Sundays for me.

But for you, 10.

But He'd be even more grateful for your repentance.

But I think a ton of this darn blend gonna cover up all this ugly...

But I'ma pay what I owe y'all,

But it was a pleasure meeting you, Autumn.

But that gentleman just paid 20.

But there sure is a opening.

But this is a waste of time and your talent.

But why now?

But y'all better get ready,

But you can't get no blessings

But you give us all your coochie coupons.

But you work hard, buy you some bigger ones.

Bye, girl.

Can I borrow your hairpiece?

Can only imagine what you got to shake off working up in there.

Can't believe I even let you hide your booty money in the church building fund.

Can't believe you got these girls practicing on a Sunday afternoon, too.

Can't trust a man without a vice.

Cash or money order on this equity loan

Child, smell like somebody that died up in here.

Chitlins, and corn bread fed booty!

Church should have been getting double the tithes and offering,

Circa "The Wire" 2005.

Client just couldn't believe.

Clifford, ain't nobody got time to be writing no summonses.

Come and steal your trophy?

Come back soon, now!

Come get this baby.

Come on and give Him praise, yeah

Come on and magnify the Lord with me

Come on over here.

Come on, now!

Come on, now.

Come on, shorty. Stop acting all uptight.

Come on, somebody

Come on, somebody

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Cool down

Count our money.

Crooked letter, crooked letter I,

Customer put his fucking beer on the stage,

Damn, bitch. You's a OG for real.

Damn, ****a, watch where you putting them boats.

Damn!

Damn!

Damn!

Dazzle them, something you wish you could do.

Diamond, please.

Diamond!

Did anybody ask your opinion?

DJ Neva Scared gonna give each bitch two minutes to turn up,

Do it again, but before that, give me 50 toe touches.

Do it, do it.

Do you want to trade?

Doing little murders as opposed to big murders?

Don't got one.

Don't make me fall the fuck out.

Don't spend it all at the nail shop, now.

Don't tell me it's corn bread when I smell them biscuits burning.

Don't touch them unless they touch you.

Don't worry. I got it, Uncle.

Drink some of this champagne with me.

Even though living ain't 'posed to feel that bad.

Everybody here?

Everybody ready?

Faggot ass ****a, you got a hobby arranging flowers or some shit?

Faggot ass ****a!

Fall back, kinfolk.

Finna take my man over to the Mercedes room.

First day back off maternity leave and I get another fucking scar.

First time one of my sets been roofied.

First up, we got Blue Cinnamon.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Floss can't cover that one.

Folks was willing to give up their rent and car note for you.

For a meeting with a client.

For He is good and His mercy is good forever

For her and for me,

For Miss M I crooked letter, crooked letter I,

For the most luxurious booty round these parts.

For this daughter of mine.

For y'all hos starting tonight.

For your trouble.

Four, five, six, seven, eight.