Son of Zorn - Season 1 Edit

A A And I'm sorry.

A and then, well, then I would

A brain gouger.

A C?

A death hawk, Edie.

A disagreement over something completely idiotic.

A fire that will consume anyone

A gift to his son, you know,

A little better too. We'll take down all the stuff.

A little Blues Traveler, Live at Red Rocks, ha ha.

A lot of people don't take swimming seriously.

Aah, damn it. Damn it, damn it, damn it.

About dad stuff or anything.

About Queen Latifah again.

About where I came from.

Actually want bikes in your garage. That's insane.

Actually, I'll have the veggie wrap, please.

Actually, I'm just gonna leave this poop.

After that, my wife refused to let me watch Amanda alone.

After what happened with the bird.

Ah ha! The hot sauce is ours!

Ah, come on! I'm showing the kid how to take someone's life.

Ah, come on.

Ah, hell, I guess I'll just have to accept

Ah, let's see what we got here.

Ah, now I feel bad.

Ah, that would have been hilarious,

Ah, that's too bad. I love that table.

Ah, the little bone crusher's 17. Can you believe it?

Ah!

Ah. Hey, guys, sorry.

Alan is almost an adult. You can trust him.

Alan is in high school. Not a warzone.

Alan, hearing how mad you are

Alan, I'm not gonna hurt you, I just want

Alan, like, I live here Alan, not stalking you or anything.

Alan, masturbation is perfectly normal, and fun.

Alan, you are responsible. And, Zorn, you...

Alan, you have to tell me everything.

ALAN: Craig, you want to step in here?

ALAN: My dad is so lame.

Alan: No.

ALAN: Oh...

ALAN: What is that, like, a... is that a Web site?

ALAN: What the hell?!

Alan: Wow. Well, too bad that belt's

ALAN: You stalking her.

Alangulon only knows about Zephyria through stereotypes.

Alangulon, here, come here.

Alangulon, listen, I don't mean to brag here, but I've been

Alangulon, you listen to your mother.

Alangulon!

Alangulon.

All about this way of connecting with a client,

All I asked was that you get rid of your boxes.

All right, buddy, how much is it gonna take

All right, but... couch check on the rain sex.

All right, do you want to hear it again? Probably not.

All right, fine! I'll hear you out.

All right, good. Now repeat after me.

All right, it's kind of funny. [laughs]

All right, let's see what else we got here.

All right, so you don't want to know

All right, Son of Zorn... show 'em.

All right, there she blows.

All right, well, here we go.

All right, well, if I'm so wrong about us,

All right? I'm half Zephyrian.

All right.

All right. Well, I got some cold stuff in the toilet.

All righty, you ready to give it a go, Alangulon?

All that, just so he could be closer to you.

All who oppose me will be destroyed!

All you have to do is get down

All you have to do is offer her some Corn Nuts.

All you need to really do is just walk up to them,

ALL: Oh!

Along with the whales and octopuses,

Also here. Part of the tour. [chuckles]

Also, I'll need the first two months rent up front.

Also, I'm battling a UTI, so I kind of need those.

Also, not necessary at all. 'Cause nothing's happening.

Although, come to think about it,

Am I an embarrassment to my family?

Amazing people have taken the bus, you know?

Amount if it wasn't all the money I had

An area I might be helpful to you, you know.

An embarrassment to my father, to a lesser extent,

An entry level sales position.

And a comforter for your guest bed.

And a movie called Fletch Lives.

And all its occupants to shreds. (chuckles)

And around my ex wife, who's now engaged,

And art and... Thanks.

And boy did she stress this, is that we got to have fun.

And Dad said it was a good night to see the sky,

And dump beer on people's heads and fight the security.

And eventual decapitator

And for good measure. All right, there we go.

And for that, you deserve a treat.

And fun, but you can't be his father and his friend.

And gouge your brain out.

And have sex with me on this couch until

And he doesn't have a helmet.

And he's acting all weird about taking the bus, it's like...

And he's just not getting it.

And he's super violent.

And his emotions...

And I had this feeling I've never experienced before,

And I have just a few other small requests.

And I smuggled this bad boy through customs.

And I try not to let it torment me,

And I'll be like, "Yeah, no problem."

And I'm just worried you're gonna lose him.

And I'm the guy calling it? [chuckles]

And insulted her dad to the point

And invasive as Zorn can be,

And it handles great on murder swoops.

And it is not hilarious.

And it sucks.

And it's killing me inside. You know what?

And just be considerate of his feelings

And just let... show 'em who who's boss.

And just, like things happened, whatever.

And look around once in a while,

And making sure Vulchazor doesn't get his hands

And maybe I'll be willing to talk about the Gnome.

And more recently at work, with the hot sauce fella.

And my great great grandchildren will have no idea

And no one's bringing their dads.

And not just what you want.

And now you're at four stars, Brian.

And of course I didn't want to be the bait,

And please, if you will, see to it that my head

And pressuring me and...

And she's coming back to kick you.

And she's, like, definitely changed a lot in the last year,

And stick it where his nose used to be and then just punch him

And sweep the mine.

And sweep the... [Todd laughing]

And that I put a camera

And that's stirring up a lot of emotions for me...

And the painful sores on my lips.

And the theater of war is mall bathrooms,

And the, uh, couch there? Those are new.

And then defecate on your wife's grave!

And then I was like, "Yeah, what the hell, it's summer."

And then, uh, you know, curveball. [chuckles]

And then, you know, I I lost it, and and now I'm afraid

And then... we'd be

And there's a lot that I've missed.

And they have not promptly returned it.

And thinks that white V neck T shirts are crazy hot.

And those little tiny packets of soy sauce!

And try not to kill anyone. [beeps] God.

And we were by the swimming pool,

And we're about to get in the swimming pool.

And you talk a big game like it's, it's gonna work out,

And your head will explode.

And, Craig, I'm not gonna do that stupid

And, uh, oh. Refrigerator.

And, uh, so we're gonna cut this class short.

And, uh... Oh, best dad in the world.

And, um... and there.

And, you know, it's actually really cool

And...

And... ah, he can't hear me.

And... sweep the mine. [Todd laughing]

And... trust me, it does not work out.

Anyway, go, uh, run a few laps, then, uh, I don't know,

Anyway, okay, so, um...

Anyway, what I was saying was, um... where do I start?

Anyways, I cleared it all up. [Alan grunting]

Applying way too much pressure

Are actually soul prisons.

Are people okay with this sort of racism?

Are you kidding me? (groans)

Are you serious? Because a good friend of mine

Are... I guess what I'm trying to say is...

As far as I'm concerned, I'm just getting pointers

As, like, killing off an entire race of crab people?

At least he died doing what he loved,

At least save me a couple wounded ones

At Sanitation Solutions.

At the mailbox, and I thanked them for being

At the mall with your weird kid? [students chuckle]

Authentic Zephyrian experience in Orange County.

AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: If you are satisfied with

Aw, come on, Edie.

Aw, come on, Linda! Everyone knows you don't

Aw, come on, who needs a comforter?

Aw, come on, you really want to get rid of our sex masks?

Aw, come on!

Aw, damn it, come on!

Aw, I've seen it, like, so many times.

Aw, man! [music stops] Damn it! Come on!

Bashed 30 orcs with a war hammer

Be safe, or not. Whatever. Who cares? [forced laugh]

Because I'm considerate,

Because I'm gonna fill his mouth with blood.

Because they're reincarnated wizards.

Because when you just said that,

Because you can't defeat an idea. [smooches]

Because Zephyrians are big and strong, right?

Before and after spectral transformation.

Before but for whatever reason the, uh, little, uh...

Before I get back tomorrow.

Between my department and and The Fanged One.

Between you and the belt, it'll think you

Bicycles? Who the hell rides bicycles?

Blast it a new one.

Bloodshed, tyranny and style.

BOY 2: Yeah, I'm actually pretty excited about it,

Boy that we're all very proud of

BOY: Oh, wait, your dad's coming to town, right?

Brian, turn the car on. Let's go.

Brr. Hey, but don't worry. We've got...

But Craig has a huge problem with it.

But culturally? I mean, I wouldn't even kill a spider.

But do not teach Alan how to stop his heart.

But he kept pressuring me and pressuring me...

But he's not, so it doesn't, shut up.

But her mom got out of the hospital early, so that sucks.

But honestly, I thought it was really sweet

But I also need to obey Edie's rules, you know?

But I don't speak whale language.

But I I think we're on the wrong street, so, uh...

But I've seen her around school a bunch,

But if you're gonna do it, let your mommy teach you.

But in this battle, they can never actually win.

But instead it's just been, like, sitting.

But is that what you think of us, that we're all just

But now I'm worried he's gonna get killed by lava.

But real talk, here... sometimes, your greatest weakness

But sometimes the best defense is defense.

But still playful, wearing the remains

But the fact is she's with someone else.

But the important thing is I'm having fun, right?

But the last time I doubted a kid's note,

But the talons are still razor sharp

But then, I don't know, once you start to...

But then, seriously, after that,

But there's no way he's had all his shots.

But we've also got a rich history of art, and music and food.

But welcome to Casa del Zorn 2.0.

But while looking sexy is obviously important,

But you are nailing it, son!

But you are not the world's greatest storyteller.

But you have to get a helmet and pads.

But you may just need to be okay with your son

But your faces were good enough.

But, but the most important rule,

But, hey, we're about to take off, so just...

But, like, in a... in a very cool way.

But, obviously, that wouldn't work out for your old man here.

By accident, all right?

By calling me again, I just don't appreciate...

Called the limbic system.

Calling you at Gnome, which there is no place like.

Calm down, everyone. [all clamoring]

Calm down? Calm do... you just hit my friend

Can I see you for a second?

Can turn out to be your greatest strength.

Can you believe that?

Can't I just... stay away from Warren

Can't they just make something that holds your pants up?

Caption: "Yearbook photographer waits for a ride."

Cars? Those have...

Cast from the bullpen into this lonely hallway, all by myself.

Check this out. Check it out.

Chicks love Corn Nuts. It makes all the sense

Chopped salad?! Oh!

Coffee sounds...

Come in. [door opens]

Come on, come on, let's go. We're going.

Come on, don't you guys have that game here?

Come on, I've had a lot of sex, Edie.

Come on, tell the story, Alangulon.

Come on, you can't deny that Zephyrians

Come on.

Come on. You want to do something extreme,

Come on... Edie.

Come out little boy, where are you?

Come outside, check out your new ride?

Come with me on a journey to the beautiful, exotic land

Comedy is a universal language, yeah.

Coming up next, so... don't forget to bring your trunks.

Complimentary fried hay.

Conqueror of the Tribes of Aegon,

Conqueror of the Tribes of Aegon, Decapitator of the...

Considerate

Coordinate the sharing of intelligence

Corn Nuts?

Could I get upset about the tattoo

Could you maybe give me some pointers on what

Could you maybe think about it soon?

Craig and I are getting married. Get over it.

Craig is kind.

Craig needs some space to wall mount his bicycles.

Craig teaches at an online college.

Craig, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Craig, you have no idea what I'm talking about.

Craig, you know what Edie and I used to enjoy

CRAIG: Hey, you know what else would be fun?

CRAIG: It's a pleasure to finally meet you.

Craig: Oh, yeah, I think we might.

CRAIG: Ooh! Three meatballs on a spoon.

CRAIG: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.

Craig? He's great.

Craig's bike, together, just the two of them.

Dad, I I'm sorry. I guess I just, you know,

Dad, I've told it, like, a million times already.

Dad, is that fur? Have you killed a bunch of animals

Dad, there's nothing going on here, at all.

Dad, you're so embarrassing!

Dad's boxes? He still hasn't picked up that crap?

Damn it! Damn you! Damn...

Damn it. I don't even remember what she was princess of,

Dave Ellis and Wendell Knox playing hacky sack.

Dead in a car crash, I was actually supposed

Decapitator of the Dark Herdsmen of...

Defender of Zephyria,

Definitely think about it when she's got her clothes on, okay?

Definitely. Oh, yeah, no, that sounds great.

Definitely. You're the boss, my man.

Destroyed that a long time a... Uh oh! Game Boy! Ha ha!

Did a lot of bad, bad things.

Did everyone see that?

Did I ever tell you about the time when,

Did you get the letter that my fiancé left for you?

Did you say I crushed a rock?

Did you spy on me in the shower?

Did your dad show you the throat sicord? That's cool.

Didn't feel a thing. I've done this a billion...

Died under a mountain of Lane Bryant catalogs in here.

Dislikes the way Khloe Kardashian...

Do do you know what's going on with Alangulon?

Do I look Vietnamese to you, seriously?

Do I really have to go do this?

Do I?

Do you have a second to talk about how satisfied you are

Do you have any?

Do you know anyone in the office

Do you like it? If not, it was Craig's idea.

Do you own a shirt?

Do you want me to decapitate you right now?

Doctors think he's gonna pull through, but...

Does a Grithian herdsman have nine anuses?

Does he have a nervous system, and can he experience pain?

Does that make me less of a man

Doesn't matter. Look, what I've learned

Doing as a couple? Having tantric sex

Don't act like you never rode

Don't kill all the Glombeasts

Don't make me take my battle strap off, son.

Don't make me tear this bus

Don't mind me, just... passing through,

Don't walk over here, don't look at me, don't...

Don't want to hear about your pebis.

Don't want to kill anyone on purpose either!

Don't worry, you definitely will, Skunk Man.

Don't you have a lecture at 3:30?

Don't you people read in America? [sighs]

Don't you people read in America? [sighs]

Double touchdown. [sighs]

Drop out and move to a cabin and do, like...

Dude, does your sweat run upwards to avoid your weird ass legs?

Dude, just let this beatdown happen.

Dude, that's racist.

Dude, uh, I don't... I'm sorry.

Edie, I've seen it.

Edie, it's bad enough I have to deal with this at work,

Edie, that's a myth.

Edie, the drought...

Edie, when I'm on my death bed, do you think I'm gonna

EDIE: Alan!

EDIE: Alan!

EDIE: All right.

EDIE: Craig teaches at an online college.

EDIE: I'm gonna...

EDIE: It's not your garage anymore, Zorn.

EDIE: Oh, my God, did this happen at school?

EDIE: Oh, no. What happened?

EDIE: Ooh. What if we take

EDIE: This is Craig.

EDIE: Well, I don't like you hanging out with him.

EDIE: Well, I warned him. Now his stuff is in the trash.

EDIE: Your dad? (scoffs) First of all,

Edie? Are you okay?

Eh, um, that's mine. Uh, the the sword...

Eh, you know what? Doesn't matter.

Elfish, waifish Asian maiden.

Elfish, waifish Asian maiden.

Elfish, waifish... Mm!

Enchanted, otherwise, you know, I might wear it... sometimes.

Eric, I'm freaking out over here.

ERIC: I don't know if you're trying to be funny

Estate sale you wanted to go to.

Even more exciting for you... stapling.

Even more famous than her, Keanu Reeves.

Even their belts have to assassinate people?

Everybody knew it. You know, the guy was a...

Everyday was a battle, and every Friday, a casual battle.

Evidently, you seem to be a good time expert, is that correct?

Exactly. [music] That's exactly what I'm saying.

Excuse me for not knowing all the crimes

Excuse me. I ordered the chopped salad.

Family, please, regardless of whether or not

Father and son warrior weekend!

Fiancé? Huh

Fiancé?

Fighting for my homeland

Figure out what to get you for our anniversary

Finally have a...

Fine, fine, I'll be the king of safety.

Fine, fine. I'll just torture him.

Fine. Geez.

First thought, Margie in HR.

FITCH [angrily]: Lava launchers suck!

For 100 minutes of packed action, he did.

For a kick ass weekend? Are you psyched?

For good. Get an apartment.

For instance, this student just scored a P7.

For my OkCupid account. Come and gat it, ladies.

For my son.

For taking the Gnome down. Yeah.

For the Kingdom of Sanitation Solutions.

For they knew their burritos would be bland no longer.

For yesterday, or just, like, my entire childhood?

From battle, which... resurface every six months or so.

From my dad on girls, right?

From, like, this other country

Future Conqueror of VitaShock across the hall

Get on in here, buddy. Come on in.

Get rid of this thing right now, I'm calling Animal Control.

Get the job done, and get out of there.

Get to know him

Get what they want through violence.

Getting charged extra for cookie crumbles at Mr. Yogurt?

Girls think is their favorite restaurant in town?

Go ahead, take it for a spin.

Go make some hummus

God, I... I just love him so much, you know, it's...

God, it's so cool when you can

Gonna be like a crazy... super party

Gonna do some destruction,

Good as new.

Good boy, good boy.

Good night, Mom.

Good night, sweetie.

Got it out of Craig's safe... He says the code out loud

Got it. So... no murder, no torture.

Got you a sick place right here to draw up battle plans,

Gotta rein in that fire. Yeah. Exactly.

Grading implies the traditional letter system,

Guy tries to bring

Guy who met David Spade once,

Guys are fooling around out here.

Guys, I have your salmon right here.

GYM TEACHER: Just a reminder, guys, we got the swim unit

Hanging out, Dad and I.

Have seen my pebis, you hear me?

Have to turn every little thing into a battle.

Have turned to stone, then we can take it off, okay?

Have you tried using the script?

Haver of Sadistic Rage Underneath his Effeminate Exterior!

Having tantric sex with Edie

He doesn't have a clue

He even started taking the cranberry cocktails.

He got so angry, he crushed a rock with his bare hand.

He just cut the table in half!

He kicked a dent in her car. So embarrassing.

He left you a birthday present.

He looked! You looked, right?

He needs rules. I just hope Zorn gets that.

He owns a used car dealership.

He ransacked the yogurts

He really loves you.

He showed up half naked,

He took the Staff of Quiv!

He uses tampons

He was like, "No, I'm Cambodian!" And...

He was totally appreciating me. I mean, it was amazing.

He will never be allowed at your house again,

He's 17 and he just ate.

He's cool.

He's gonna be so pumped!

He's got a sleepover at his dad's this weekend,

He's just having a hard time realizing

He's like... a walking middle finger to adults.

He's not my best friend, we just hang out in study hall.

He's probably, like, I don't know,

He's really nice.

He's super weird, I don't know him.

He's... he's trying.

Head butt Man and me battling our way down Corpse Mountain.

HEADBUTT MAN (muffled): Hey, dude.

HEADBUTT MAN: No, she's not.

Helena, Princess of, um...

Hell, I once pee blasted a Glombeast off a cliff.

Hello, old friend.

Hello, Zorn.

Hello. I'm Zorn from Sanitation Solutions.

Here I come, son

Here we go. One, two, three!

Here, take my sword. [sword clangs]

Hey Craig, give me your belt!

Hey so just to warn you,

Hey, Alan. You want to get in the water,

Hey, Alangulon, it's Dad again.

Hey, Alangulon! All right!

Hey, Alangulon. I know you think you're weak.

Hey, before we get started, Eric, uh, can I ask you

Hey, Bill, look. [Craig and Edie laugh]

Hey, buddy. You weren't answering your phone,

Hey, but you know what is cool?

Hey, can I get you anything? You know, a glass of water,

Hey, can I make it up to you?

Hey, can you, uh...

Hey, Edie, you're really gonna keep pretending like...

Hey, Edie. You still got that tattoo?

Hey, hey, I, you know, I I just hope all these rules

Hey, how are things going

Hey, I get it. And I guess we could've behaved

Hey, I got a question for you.

Hey, I hear you. Dad joke gone bad.

Hey, I'll take one of those cold beer cans.

Hey, if you die or get maimed, we'll just tell your

Hey, let's not ride Bill Patterson's nuts too, okay?

Hey, look. The only way to deal with a bully

Hey, Ron, just wanted to say thanks

Hey, so it's cool if I have friends over still, right?

Hey, son!

Hey, sorry, Eric. Yeah, my kid's having friends over.

Hey, sweetie, do you think he understood...

Hey, thanks, Dad,

Hey, thanks, Dad.

Hey, that's a good idea.

Hey, there he is! The killer!

Hey, this almost feels like a real room, right?

Hey, this is totally random, but, uh, next weekend

Hey, uh, hey, I'm sorry, but that was like a total nightmare.

Hey, uh, son, it's Dad again.

Hey, uh, you guys have any herpes cream I could borrow?

Hey, uh, you see the swim flippers?

Hey, what's up, dudes?

Hey, you don't have change for $100, do you?

Hey, you know what, I have that, uh, spirit day page write up

Hey, your dad called this morning

Hey, Zorn, are you still on?

Hey, Zorn, it's me. I know I didn't mention it before,

Hey, Zorn, we got you a new shower curtain.

Hey! Are you doing the dance of reconciliation!

Hey! No helmets at my place this weekend, buddy.

Hey! Seriously? Is... Is this about the hot sauce?

Hey! What's with all the shouting?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. (chuckles)

Hey. I'm Edie. I live next door and I just wanted

Hi, excuse me. Can you use your karate

Hi, mom.

Hi, Ron. Thanks for calling me back.

Hi, there. Let me start you off with some

Hi. No need for that, sir, I'm his father.

Higher, Dad!

Hiya!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Huh.

Honestly, if he wasn't above me in the chain of command,

Honestly? I'm just happy we don't live next to a Zephie.

Honey, could you move the boxes into your car?

Hootenanny? A brouhaha?

Hot Pockets!

Hot sauce is a precious commodity, Linda.

How about we hit the old reset button?

How did your muscles remember something like that?

How do you think that makes him feel?

How you take the bus

How... have you...

Huh?

Huh? Yeah.

Huh. Alan... Alan...

Huh. I mean, Comic Sans?

Huh. Just as I suspected.

Huh. Really?

Hurry up, your mom was in an accident.

Hyah!

Hyah! [grunts]

I actually said his bus gets here at 4:00.

I always think he's gonna say "home,"

I am gonna have pickle.

I am gonna have to throw it all out.

I beat it before and I'll beat it again!

I blame the Mexicans.

I can see the headline now:

I can tell you that's not enough.

I can use that idea on my son.

I can't believe this.

I can't bring my Altoids in anymore.

I can't find them any... Hey.

I can't hear you. I'm in my shell.

I cannot wait to see him.

I did what now?

I didn't bring you in here to fire you.

I didn't know where you were.

I didn't spend any time with my son

I didn't...

I do it to them, they do it to me

I do not know this guy at all.

I do, too.

I don't care if it can spit out flesh eating slime.

I don't care. Yeah.

I don't get it. I mean, it's 2016.

I don't have that Zorn tattoo.

I don't know if I'm ever gonna be able to touch you again.

I don't know what I'm angrier about,

I don't know, online sales.

I don't know, we'll sneak into a ball game together

I don't know, what'd I tell you about bumping into me

I don't know.

I don't want to leave a new message.

I don't want you to have to see me like this.

I don't... Eat Zephyrian...

I drive past you

I find the best way to do that is through a culture's cuisine.

I found

I get it. My dad's from Cambodia.

I got a...

I got rid of that tattoo a long time ago.

I got the, uh, perfect yearbook caption here.

I got to go before the dry cleaners close.

I got to go, son cut in half

I got to go. Wha What's up?

I got to split, it's my kid's birthday.

I gotta say I'm pretty skeptical about this.

I guess I sort of had a flashback to my past.

I have a lot of experience with bullying.

I have ever heard before in my life

I have to get to class, so...

I have traveled from afar to fulfill all your sexual desires.

I have two tickets to see this band,

I hope he says no, but then, in the comments writes

I I had to do my planetary sciences paper,

I I mean, we invented tiny carrots,

I I'm just watching her every move.

I just got back from a trip to Zephyria...

I just got to rub some lotion on my strap rash.

I just hope Bill doesn't tell that boring story

I just hope we can move past this.

I just know that if he could see Zephyria in person, he'd love it.

I just love you so much.

I just need to put a little elbow grease into it.

I just said "water."

I just thought he needed a win for a change.

I just understand women on a deeper level than most men.

I just wanted to let you know I'm in town just...

I just wanted to make sure you were okay.

I just went right through its spinal cord.

I just wish my ex would get off my back

I just, uh... So that that Corn Nuts thing worked.

I knew you had it in you, son.

I know I've got enough for one day here.

I know who's in there.

I know you want Alan to think you're cool

I know you're fake sleeping

I know your life used to be full of exciting battles,

I know, I just can't stop thinking about Zorn.

I know, Mom, God.

I know. I know. No, and I'm super close.

I know. It was impulsive.

I know. That was pathetic, right? Yeah. Um...

I like the metal detectors.

I listen. You know, that's really a big part of it.

I literally said the same thing this morning.

I looked it up online and it said it was either fear or ovarian cysts.

I managed a whole team

I mean, "hey, hey, hey?"

I mean, as long as they're not total wads.

I mean, I get it, you know? You wish you could just

I mean, I want to impress these teens,

I mean, I want to impress these teens,

I mean, I was basically doing the coordinator's job.

I mean, I'm not... I'm not gay. But that guy was naked!

I mean, is he not gonna see me before I go?

I mean, it sucks (bleep).

I mean, maybe it gets better.

I mean, the guy's going all out, too... he wear skirts.

I mean, there's a line there, there's temptation.

I mean, unless there's free refills, then we'll just get smalls.

I mean, what are the odds that you would have

I mean, what if one of those cars belonged

I mean, why is it do hard to be a father and a friend?

I mean, you come to visit every few years and even then,

I mean, you consider children human, right?

I mean, you get it, yeah?

I mean, you know, he's carrying a, uh, a purse,

I mean, you're the scariest, most violent person I've ever met, Zorn.

I mean, Zephies are a violent people

I might add, unlike you.

I miss it so much. Come on back. Come on, come on, fight me.

I miss this.

I myself developed a pretty useful maneuver back in the day.

I need the stone, okay? I can't tell you why, but trust me.

I need this job

I need you to copy these documents and overnight them, this time

I never use that little guy.

I picked him up earlier. He was drinking in the park.

I probably have a thing that you might be into.

I really do not know what does.

I really hope to meet them some day.

I said I'm sorry I took your stupid snacks!

I saw she has a boyfriend she didn't tell me about, so...

I should be apologizing to you.

I should have spent more time with you!

I swear to God I'll face another discrimination suit if I have to.

I think it would be great to go on a fast.

I think that's a good idea, sweetie.

I think the best thing is probably for me

I think, not, right? Yeah.

I thought we'd be like raging, and chugging, and blasting.

I totally get that you don't want to fight.

I tried being more permissive to make Alangulon happy,

I want it out, now.

I want to leave an old message...

I was 90% sure that was gonna end in sex.

I was coked out of my mind.

I was just thinking out here, maybe, uh, maybe we could

I was just using the bathroom!

I was listening to that entire conversation.

I was obviously able to pick it up, but remember, Colleen died.

I was, uh, talking about a dream in which dream Craig did that.

I wrapped it, yeah.

I, uh, think we use lemon juice?

I... am... Zorn!

I... it's just that my son and I are still having trouble connecting.

I... Your dad taught me that move.

I'd actually like to see where this is going.

I'd hug you right now, but one more touch from me

I'd like that, Zorn.

I'd rather live in Florida. [Zorn gasps]

I'd swear he was a woman.

I'll have the, um, same satisfaction

I'll see you inside, sweetie.

I'll take you hiking. I saw a snake once.

I'll... use the coat rack, and you can use my sword.

I'm an accountant.

I'm begging you, don't do it. Let's just fight.

I'm down for whatevers.