Natural Born Killers (1994) Soundboard Edit

A lot of lead, Jack!

Ahem. Okay, testing, one, two, three

Ahh!

All right!

All right.

All right.

Am I beautiful?

And I see the future.

And I see you riding a big red horse

And I think about flesh against flesh..

And that ain't no small amount, right?

Are you clean? Are you soapy and wet?

As I leave....

ATTENDANT: That'll be 17 bucks, lady

Aw, shit.

Bad, bad, bad!

Because you and I, we're angels.

Bestseller out in paperback.

Betting all those stars you don't win shit.

Bloody fangs.

But the truth is...

But then these sweethearts began a cross country murder spree...

But they kill somebody new, and we gotta start the process over again

But way cooler.

Close 1, 2, 3.

Come in.

Come on, goddamn it

Come on, Mickey. This way

Come on!

DALE: Looked like he was giving street directions

DEPUTY: Still jammed open, sir

Did I ever ask you to **** my friends?

Don't I know you?

DUNCAN: Yes, I'm married.

DWIGHT: Can you feel it?

DWIGHT: Drop it!

DWIGHT: Dwight McClusky. Welcome to hell.

ED: All right, fuckface

ED: Where the **** have you been?

Ever been strangled?

First off, you don't tell me. You ask my permission.

For the love, thanks to Mickey! Let's kill all these motherfuckers!

Found it yet?

Fuck you, Scagnetti!

Fucking bitch broke my fucking nose! Give me that gun!

Get on the fucking bus!

Get the car! I'll get the juice!

Get together

Got the camera going yet?

GUARD: I'm trying, I'm trying

Hands where I can see them. Good boy.

Have some dignity.

Have we found our man?

He said if you ever show up..

He saw it.

He's dead! He's dead!

Help! No! Oh, God, no!

Hold your fire!

How about him?

How you doing, Wayne?

How'd you figure that out?

I do.

I don't care! Take the money! It's all yours anyway!

I don't think so

I get the picture.

I have left my wife, and my girlfriend has left me.

I haven't seen a cop for 10 minutes

I killed somebody

I lie on my bed and go over every day, every minute of our happiness

I really respect you.

I said shut up!

I told you I liked you. I told you I liked you.

I want you.

I'll fucking kill you!

I'm coming to get you.

I'm going for a ride

I'm Mr. Rabbit.

I've been reading a lot and doing yoga with this guy...

I've done some bad things myself

If anybody puts me in danger....

If anyone fucks up our escape...

If he finds out I'm gone, he's gonna beat me.

If I don't kill you...

If they wanna say we masterminded the whole fucking thing, let them.

In the deepest, darkest cell in the dungeon.

In this day and age, a man has to have choices.

Is that your car?

Is this happening to me?

It's a place I come to think when things get hectic

It's cool

It's true. You could even launch a new career here.

JACK: Drop the shotgun!

JACK: Great to meet you, warden

JACK: How'd you let this show go live? DWIGHT: Just got out of hand

JACK: It's called Scagnetti on Scagnetti, in your bookstore.

JACK: We've had this date from the beginning

Jesus Christ

Jesus Harold Christ on a fucking rubber crutch!

Just the prick I wanna see

KAVANAUGH: You think you're getting out of here, boy?

Kill me? When's this supposed to happen?

Kill them all!

Let me tell you something. This is the 1990s.

Let's go out there...

Let's see what we got here, scooter.

Life is cruel, and no one said it'd be easy.

Little Johnny goes:

Little...

Live on network TV?

Make it stop!

Mal!

Mal?

MALLORY: Fuck you!

MALLORY: I forgive you, baby.

MALLORY: I'm seeing things!

MALLORY: No, no, Rosie

MALLORY: Oh, baby.

MALLORY: Oh, my God, that is so gross.

MALLORY: Oh, shit! MICKEY: They're out there!

MALLORY: That's a nice Vette

MALLORY: When they ask, you tell them Mickey and Mallory Knox did it

MALLORY: You will shut up!

MAN [OVER SPEAKERS]: Tonight's movie will be Escape from the Planet of the Apes

Man had a rattlesnake sitting in a corner.

Mickey

Mickey

Mickey Knox is the most dangerous man in America

Mickey Knox's plan worked.

Mickey, that's what my father used to call me!

MICKEY: All right!

MICKEY: Hold up!

MICKEY: Mal! Cops!

MICKEY: Mal?

MICKEY: One move and he's dead!

MICKEY: Past is behind us, Mal

MICKEY: Turn left?

MICKEY: We don't got all fucking day.

MICKEY: What kind of pies do you have?

MICKEY: Where the hell are we?

MICKEY'S DAD: Who are you fucking?

MRS. CLEAVER [ON TV]: You'll be late. BEAVER: We're leaving, Mom.

Murder? It's pure.

My name's not Rosie, it's Mabel.

NARRATOR: Stars are coming out.

No, don't kill me.

No!

No! Do not kill him!

Nobody in their right mind will cry if these fuckers take a little lead.

Not even an ape, you're a media person.

Now, where's the old bag?

Nuclear predators. Life is a hunt.

Of course I'll marry you

Okay, hold that.

Okay, Kavanaugh....

One camera all you can muster?

Put the lighter on the floor. Put it on the floor, Mickey.

Rattlesnake took a chunk out of us a ways back.

Ready?

Relax, we want to have a talk, is all.

Second, you're not going out in that dress!

Sex.

She always does this.

Shit.

Showtime

Sister goes, Okay.

So tell me, Mickey, any regrets?

Step out in the light. Come on.

Step outside, big shot.

Surprised Hollywood ain't found you.

Take me to Mallory's cell and hope she's in one piece.

That is a bitch out of hell, son.

That piece of shit lawn mower is fucked!

That'd be paradise, wouldn't it? Shangri la

That's one sweet piece of meat.

That's why Mallory's my salvation. She was teaching me how to love.

The gun, goddamn it! Smart move. Okay

The joint's exploding, and you're diddling around with these two!

The point is...

The theory that everyone meets a serial killer halfway?

The world is watching! We'll never get this chance again!

Then we'll really be free.

There is no escaping here!

These guys wanna tear their wives' heads off.

They killed inmates and guards?

They stormed in with shotguns...

This is not about you, you egomaniac. I kind of like you.

This is Wallace and Noriega

Thought you'd be more creative than that.

Three inmates, five guards and one shrink. Open that damn gate

Turn left. I think there's a town.

TV ANNOUNCER 2: After the game, stay tuned...

Wait a minute! Let him answer me!

Wait!

Was it worth it?

WAYNE: I'm fucking great!

WAYNE: If she calls back...

WAYNE: Well, in any case, he says yes

WAYNE: Yes? MICKEY: Think, think, think.

We got them in their homes, the game sucked..

We got them two in there. Wanna see them?

We walked out the door into my news van and made our getaway.

We've pulled to the side of the road to do this interview.

What are those guys right there?

What is your bloody problem? I was begging for you guys.

What the hell is that?

What work? I'm unemployed.

When I get up there, she won't see my face for an hour.

Where do you think you're going?

Where is it?

Where is my baby? Where is she?

Where we gonna get married?

Who are you?

Why take me out of my house...

WURLITZER: How should I know? Just get it!

WURLITZER: Like sharks to chum.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I'm a real cop.

Yeah, like that.

Yeah. This stupid....

You are sick!

You bet on something you wish you had $10,000 to bet on

You bonehead sissy, this is Jack Scagnetti!

You don't give a shit about anybody except yourself.

You going there?

You know something?

You know what I say?

You know?

You look nice, Mallory

You mean, was an instant of my purity worth a lifetime of your lies?

You mobilize the men. I'm on my way.

You never did nothing!

You okay, baby?

You son of a bi

You stay here and shut up.

You want to play, bitch? You want some?

You, back up! Back up!

You'll end up peddling your ass, you stupid bitch

You're a celebrated lawman, public loves you. Fifteen years on the force

You're doing good, baby

You're free, Kevin

You're gonna make it. Get mad.

You're pretty.

You're sexy.

Come on, let's go. Okay, baby.

Come on, Mal! Bad, bad!

Fry the pricks. We tried.

Fuck you! Beat that motherfucker's ass!

I'm never coming home. MAGGIE: Dinner's ready

Mal? What?

Millions are watching. They got guns, hostages!

Okay, hold on, Mal! Shit

They're hot. Totally hot.

Turn them off! We'll be famous!

What happened? I was born in Texas

You and me, one on one, let's go. JACK: Fuck you! Bring it!

You got the feeling? I'm alive for the first fucking time!

..

...and after liberating the establishment of all the firearms they could carry...

...and die and die again

...and kill my parents with me? Ain't you committed to me?

...and plant your sick ass in the ground all by myself!

...and remember the last time Mickey gave you the hard one.

...and they're spitting and frothing at the mouth.

...and various personal idiosyncratic knickknacks...

...and what you represent is...

...CBS will eat your lunch next season, and I'll be with them..

...for two days, and I've been thinking about motherhood.

...I pronounce us husband and wife

...I'll know you're looking up at the same ones.

...I'm a natural born killer.

...is if they don't wanna kill you two more than they wanna kill us.

...is no reason for you to join in.

...it was...

...it's you.

...just need to be put out of their misery.

...meat eater, Mallory?

...or whatever happens, Mickey...

...pecan, cherry, key lime.

...so that you can't never find me, and I'm scared.

...to hell with going to our cells.

...we do a profile on a different serial killer

...were parked at this doughnut shop, Alfie's Donuts, when....

...what do we do next?

...what is there to talk about?

...which has lasted only three terrifying weeks...

...you say, Hello, Ming Dynasty Restaurant

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]

[BLADE SLICING]

[BRAKES SQUEALING]

[CAR APPROACHING]

[CELL DOOR CLOSES]

[CHATTERING ON TV]

[DWIGHT WHIMPERS]

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

[GUNFIRE]

[GUNS COCKING]

[GUNSHOT]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

[HORSE WHINNIES]

[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]

[INMATES YELLING]

[INMATES YELLING]

[LAUGHS]

[MALLORY LAUGHS]

[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER SPEAKERS]

[MUFFLED SCREAMS]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER JUKEBOX]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[SNAPS NECK]

[SPEAKING IN NAVAJO]

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

[THUDS]

[WHIMPERS]